Thread: 15 Reasons why Pirates are better than Ninjas.

15 Reasons why Pirates are better than Ninjas

1- Pirates don't need to be sober to do their work.
2- Talking about work, they do theirs in group, interacting with their comrades and singing songs about how good it is to be a pirate. Ninjas keep their mouth shut, do what they have to do, and if they don't do it right, it's seppuku for them.
3- Pirates don't wear tights.
4- Pirates don't wear pajamas in public.
5- Pirates sleep in minimally comfortable nets. Ninjas sleep on the ground, that is, IF they ever do.
6- Pirates use gunpowder as a weapon, not as a distraction.
7- Pirates don't need to have a haircut or shave. Ninjas can, at maximum, have a lame ponytail. They also don't have to shave, but that is because they don't have enough testosterone to grow facial hair.
8- Zombie monkey. Enough said.
9- A ninja without a leg is useless. A pirate without a leg is captain.
10- When pirates die, they go to David Jones' locker and find a way to come back. When ninjas die, they just go to the city's mortuary.
11- As a pirate, you get sackfuls of money in attacks to spanish ships, and you can spend it all in drinks and women. As a ninja, you get a miserable salary and don't even have time to go to the local pub.
12- Pirates confront their opponent face-to-face with true male guts. Ninjas only attack silently and cowardly from the back.
13- Pirates try to die with dignity. Ninjas flee.
14- One Piece is better than Naruto.
15- Pirates have Power Metal bands. Ninjas don't even ring the bell.


(found this at a brazilian webforum I frequent and translated it)

Well I'm not a ninja any more so I'm not going to say much, but I will say there is a lot of disinformation here (likely planted by a ninja to mislead you.) Number 9 is pretty funny, though.

My arguement:



this is nowhere near pirates but in the realm of ninja....

I agree with this fucker.
Not the one above me.
That first fucker.
Although, vampires (and not the shitty sparkly ones) are better than all.
Green Day>Vampires>Pirates>Ninjas>Just About Everything Else

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

trumped....

Both pirates and ninjas are nauseatingly cliche. Get rid of them all.

I am the founder of the Pirate-Ninja coalition of the South Pacific, and an activist for the support of merging the two factions into one unholy super-faction. My coalition has demonstrated a 300% increase in yield of monetary gain over the average earnings of pirate crews operating during the time of the "Golden Age" of piracy (inflated economy taken into account). Ninjas will also find that their position aboard pirate ships are in high demand. The pay is better and the benefits have gone up in quality with the advent of new technologies and more effective ship operators. Health care and dental services are provided, and there is at least one surgeon aboard every vessel service. I share this with you now so that you may see past the differences so that you can pursue an exciting and rewarding career on board one of many of the coalition's ships, Kromoh.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

Both pirates and ninjas are nauseatingly cliche. Get rid of them all.

They are only cliche because they are so incredibly awesome. One being tired of hearing how awesome they are does not make them any less awesome.

And to the OP, my rebuttal:



Sorry, Pirates. You guys are cool too, and all, but come on now. Srsly...

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

Fuck. Yes.

Reaching back a ways...

Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE

Ninjas and pirates both suck. Cowboys are where it's at..



EDIT: @Kromoh, you should make a poll: Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys

/thread.

Originally Posted by Mark75

But this is a competition of badness. Clearly ninjas are better cheaters.

Here I was thinking ninjas had a strong sense of pride and a strict code of conduct?

Originally Posted by Xox

kromoh, mark said he loved you on skype the other day. man

Too little too late. I'm aiming for his twin brother now.

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I love this smiley:

Originally Posted by Kromoh

Here I was thinking ninjas had... ...a strict code of conduct?

My friend, you don't know ninja.

your coalition is a dark shell that strives to latch together the strengths of both for your personal gain. I see through your guise oh invading one, the game is afoot

Originally Posted by MementoMori

your coalition is a dark shell that strives to latch together the strengths of both for your personal gain. I see through your guise oh invading one, the game is afoot

We remind those who deny us that they must die, whether by our hands or those of fate. We remind them that they are susceptible to the cruelties of the world. There is no safety upon the open sea. Here, there be monsters.

"The Game is Afoot" is also the name of one of our flagships. Very curious you should have chosen that phrase.
Very curious indeed.

Come on guys, we all know werewolves are what this shit is about. Everyone tries to get rid of them before they transform, because if they do...

Werewolves > Vampires > Pirates > Ninjas > Cowboys > else

Sindred, just because you're gay and wanna be fugged by a dirty cowboy doesn't mean they're better.

:[

I need to get fugged already.

you two. let's make it happen. {kromoh & sin}

lmao, great thread Kromoh

Originally Posted by Invader

We remind those who deny us that they must die, whether by our hands or those of fate. We remind them that they are susceptible to the cruelties of the world. There is no safety upon the open sea. Here, there be monsters.

"The Game is Afoot" is also the name of one of our flagships. Very curious you should have chosen that phrase.
Very curious indeed.

The shadows will never die, we are needed to contrast the light.
Dawn may come to push us back to the void, but night will fall again.
Any blade raised in shadows against shadows will be consumed in shadows...

Igaの影

Pirates live half or more their lives on the sea in a ship & they get to use cool phrases & sounds like "aye" or "ye got the davies, ye got." or "belay that, belay that"

Noooo, Ninjas are way better than Pirates.

If a Ninja and a Pirate dueled, I think the ninja would win. SO doesn't that make ninjas better?