Thread: What have you done that other people fantasize about?

Originally Posted by Leviatahon

had sex on a bed of nails

Lmao, I guess some people would be interested in that...?

Fake a report card.

Skipping 90% of my biology classes for 2 years.
Urban exploring in many places of Sweden.
Vandalizing a train.
Hiding and running from security guards.
Arranging a big underground party with 600 people only to get caught by cops. No trial, though =)

Met some famous peoples (like Raine Maida [Our Lady Peace] and the guys from Seether)
Did some on air stuff on the radio
Had sex outdoors, in a slightly public area
Stole a math exam I did really badly on and got away with it

I envy some of you.

I've,
- Set fire to my own house.
- Stalked someone (at midnight, with a baseball bat and binoculars).
- Been raped by a girl.
- Broken into a stranger's house and slept in it, with them still inside.
- Ran from and evaded police and security.
- Passed out from a choke hold.
- Gotten payback against someone who threatened me. Big payback.
- Travelled and lived in many places.
- Ridden an elephant in a suburban area.
- Seen a tiger attack a man.
- Seen someone beaten to death.
- Been in an Intensive-Care Unit for over a week.
- Had someone play with me sexually while very drunk (incidentally it was a 10-year-old boy :S).

Have more like this...but I don't have many notable experiences that wouldn't only be the fantasies of a masochist.

Wow @ everybody.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Three some with two hot brothers.

Holy god. That's .. awesome.

Originally Posted by ClouD

I envy some of you.

-Been raped by a girl.

Hot.

Seen someone beaten to death.

This is not something I fantasize about.

Got a new job, maybe you guys don't fantasize about that but it's really the way i got it.

Got the hair did, bought a new outfit, did myself all handsome like. Walked into the store and went up to the manager and handed her my application, looked the lady in the eyes and said "You wanna hire me, so just let me know when to come in for an interview" (i really really didn't expect to get this job, and was feeling overly confident today). So the manager looks over my App with a few quick glances, grins, looks at me and says "I believe you're right, how's next Wednesday at 2pm sound to you?"... I literally paused speechless from shock lol. Then i locked it up and told her that sounds great and i'd be happy to speak with her again, gave her my handsome smile and left the store:

got outside and freaked OUT! lol i was in total shock the rest of the day by the fact that that worked.

Also went Cliff diving two days ago,
the cliff is 57ft high and you fall into a river below = FUN!!

With my best friend, I had assisted police in arresting someone who had committed a federal crime.
I have run outside at 3 in the morning with a baseball bat, alone, and stood my ground against 5 guys who were vandalizing cars.
Have seen a dolphin up close (3 feet) while swimming far offshore in the Pacific.
Flown an aircraft on more than one occasion (but hadn't finished getting my pilot's license ).
Driven 400 miles one way on a whim..
Ridden in the front seat of a police vehicle.

I'm not sure about how many things people actually would "fantasize" about. That night with 5 other hostile men was not something I wanted to be a part of. The arrest was fun though, thrill of the chase, though now I have mixed feelings.

Run from the cops on a dirtbike.

I tip my hat to you. That sounds awesome.

Got dolphins on the pier in the backyard in moorehead that literally came and chilled with me. Sat there and just... chilled. ;D They even helped me fish buy luring them to my bait.

Damn smart things.

Hmm, some of these (O, Nina) are awesome, some just disturbing (WTF Jake?). Mine, we'll see . . .

I have:

-Ridden an elephant.
-Ridden a dromedary camel (I think that's right—it had two humps).
-Split a blade of grass at 30 yards with a .22 rifle with open sights, shooting freehand—on many occasions.
-Severed a hanging cord roughly .25" in diameter at 75 yards with a .22LR caliber rifle, freehand (but with a scope).
-Explored and lived in 60+ acres of woods, with a creek running through it, from birth.
-Taught myself to live off the land if need be.
-Taught myself a trade.
-Worked for myself for two years doing what I love.
-Let the air out of the tires of someone that messed with me.
-Laughed in the face of adversity.
-Been told by a black belt that I'm faster with my hands than most anyone he's ever seen.
-Kayaked on a serene mountain lake alone, with nothing but the wind and the falling leaves for company.
-Been paid to canoe down a river.
-Got a girlfriend (hey, it's a major fantasy for a lot of guys).
-Learned to cook food that not just myself, but everyone that tastes it, says is amazing.
-Made hundreds of girls laugh.
-Sang in front of thousands of people, live in a huge auditorium.
-Learned to think for myself.
-Read thousands of books.
-Been to the beach for a week nearly every year.
-Swam in the ocean.
-Tracked a deer through the woods for miles, staying mere minutes behind it, just because I could.
-Gotten lost on dirt roads in the middle of nowhere.
-Controlled my dreams, of course.
-Won a contest.
-Ran a sound system complete with video broadcast over the internet, basically singlehandedly (I used both hands).
-Oh, and administrated a community of several thousand members with a fist of iron steel for nearly two years. Can't forget that.

I'm sure I've done more awesome things, I just can't remember them right now. I'll post more later.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

-Ridden a dromedary bactrian camel (I think that's right—it had two humps).

>lived on a tropical island for the majority of my life
>taken college classes at 16
>become a proficient fencer
>lucid dreaming
>take percussion and piano lessons for 6+ years, then drop them and not look back
>sleep from 5AM to 5PM
>lol accept myself

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Had sex with a complete stranger.

x2, as of last night.

Originally Posted by jarrhead

You just became so much cooler. Especially the first two.

Originally Posted by Dannon Oneironaut

You ARE cool! Although I don't know anybody who fantasizes about getting knocked out.

Haha. Thanks. And maybe it's just me, Dannon. I've watched so much slapstick that I anytime I'm around something that even remotely looks like it has the possibility of striking me in the head, I pretty much imagine myself getting hit and knocked unconscious. LOL.

Originally Posted by Leviatahon

had sex on a bed of nails

No shit? That's one of the coolest things I've ever heard in my life.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

-Tracked a deer through the woods for miles, staying mere minutes behind it, just because I could.

Love this one.

Caught a shiny Pokemon, well, about 50 of them.

Originally Posted by Rezzo

Caught a shiny Pokemon, well, about 50 of them.

You win.

I've only caught 2 ;/ Girafarig and rhyhorn

Got any shiny legendaries? ;_;

Originally Posted by XeL

You win.

I've only caught 2 ;/ Girafarig and rhyhorn

Got any shiny legendaries? ;_;

I have a shiny groudon.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

No shit? That's one of the coolest things I've ever heard in my life.

xD it was fun. Left my back a lil sore though :/

Just gave a private air show to a hot chick who was watching from her rooftop.

Originally Posted by XeL

You win.

I've only caught 2 ;/ Girafarig and rhyhorn

Got any shiny legendaries? ;_;

Originally Posted by jarrhead

I have a shiny groudon.

Jarrhead wins, I have no shiny legendaries that I caught myself... :'(

Wow, you guys have a lot of stuff O_O
My lists looks so pale in comparison.

• Been to a to some different countries (mainland Scandinavia, UK, France, Spain, Portugal, Israel, USA, Canada)
• Been to the ocean every single summer for two or more weeks
• ... ...

That's about it...
edit: Ah, and

• Have (access to) a cabin in the woods
• See the midnight sun virtually every year
• Camped outside without tents or sleeping bags
• Been to the highest mountain peek in my country

My list isn't as big as some here but still some big achievements:
- Got into university at the age of 16
- Finished at around 20
- Been on the dean's list for all 4 years
- Got several scholarships for education
- Worked 3 jobs and volunteered all at once(just pure crazy)
- Been to several countries and lived in them for a while
- Was extremely strong when I was 12(broke some wood in the air when I was still a yellow belt while only 2 others which were much higher in standings did).
- Can visualize pretty much anything
- Can think of different scenarios and decide on the best one
- Pretty knowledgable on a wide variety of subjects
- Never had a girlfriend

Originally Posted by BigFan

- Never had a girlfriend

Ha ha ha, this is true!

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Just gave a private air show to a hot chick who was watching from her rooftop.

What is an "air show"? I'm afraid it might be synonymous with "free-balling".