I DID THE ADVANCED TASK FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!
Excerpt from my DJ, red=task of the month:
YYYYYYEEEEEUUUUSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST TASK OF THE MONTH COMPLEEEETTTEEEEEEEDD!!!!
December 18, 2008
I RODE SANTA"S SLEIGH TO THE NORTH POLL, THAT"S RIGHT NOOOOOOOOBBBBBIIIIEEEEWOOOBIIIEEESSSSS!!!!!!!! I AM LD MASTAAAAAHH!!  
But seriously. I was lucid last night, and it was the most clear, fun and successful one yet! But first i have to say the dream before it. I wrote the DJ in spanish so this is gonna suck translating lol.
Ok first thing i remember is that i had done something bad enough to have the police chase me. I was being chased by one of their german shepherds, and i was running down the sidewalk, and there was this pond to the right, and the closest part to me had a cement floor/wall. I jumped unnaturally high and the dog came with me, and as i hit the water somebody said "Oh, it sucks that that dog only has 30% insurance coverage", and there was this graph in front of my showing the dogs insurance coverage as i hit the water lol. Well after a few seconds i thought it might be safe to get out, but it wasnt so the same thing happened, and i was back underwater. I could breathe underwater
Well i was just chilling at the bottom of the pool, and there were like two other guys down there, who i guess were my friends. The dog was just swimming around on top waiting for me to come up so he could attack me. I told the other two guys, "Somebody shoot that dog", so one dude pulled out his UZI and blasted it, apparently it worked under water, i felt sorry for the dog but i'm not gonna get caught lol. So I go over to the wall, still underwater, and pick up this weird looking gun that the dog dropped when he died, and his body disappeared just like a Video Game lol, and it apparently shoots poison darts. I say this should work so i swim up to the surface, but the po-po start shooting at me before i can fire, so i am forced to go back under. I'm sitting at the bottom again, and then the gun starts malfunctioning, i'm like crap, then the gun starts shooting this mustard-looking liquid everywhere that is the poison. This dream sort of fades from here.
Next thing i know i am in some house, and that weird mexican-asian looking chick from school is in there. There are other people but i dont pay attention to them. The poison that shot out of the gun is in this bowl that i have in my hand, and so i just decide to shove it down her throat, i dont know why lol, but she doesnt die, she just laughs and acts like its a joke. I tell her "You want to go in the other room?" Thinking i might get lucky, then i get excited and i realize it's a dream.
Before it fully fades i tell myself to rub my hands to gether, thinking its a lost cause but BOOM! All of a sudden and to my surprise i am walking around in that same house, and it feels SO real! For a second i really thought that i might have been walking around in my room while sleeping, because i could feel everything. I could feel my feet hit the ground with each step, and my clothes rub against my "body". The mexican-asian weird-but-still-hot chick was gone, but I saw N-from church and she was looking at me like she wanted me. She walked in the other room and i thought to myself "i'll be in there in a minute". I walked over to the fridge and opened it up, i think i was looking for like ketchup or syrup or something but i didnt find any, lol. Well i turn around, and the room she walked into was gone, and my aunt was sitting on the couch over there where the door used to be! I was like WTF. Well i looked over to the right and there was another room, and N- was in there, and that was a relief. I could see all these people coming out of that room that were not there before, and i was like wtf where are they coming from. I literally thought "Is she having sex with those people???". I walked into the room and there was this big box with a plastic bag around it, and people were just like spawning out of it or something. She was over there taking there hand and helping them out. So many of them came out that i couldn't see her, and pretty soon she was gone.
I was running around the room going "Has anyone seen N-?" but nobody answered me. Zach S. from church was sitting at this desk in there. I walked over to him and said have you seen her and he said "no" like he didnt care. Then i asked him "Are you dreaming?" and he just said back to me, "No, are you dreaming?" and he kept copying me and mocking me and acting like an idiot. I then realized what people mean when they say DC's are retarded. I got so mad at him, and there was this plastic fork on his desk with two prongs, and i thought about hitting him with it, but i thought no he's my friend so i just threw it at the wall. That's when i saw this big square hole in the wall five feet up the wall, and you could see a staircase through it, but you could not see where it went. I asked Mrs. D, "What is that?" and she said "It's a fireplace!", also mocking me as if i was supposed to know that that was a fireplace.
Well after that i was like, so i'm lucid now what do i do? I thought ofthe TOTM and i planned on going out and finding an airplane to fly as "public transit", but i decided santa would be more fun. I walked out the front door with this kid from my school who looked like Dylan W. I said "alright dude i need your help. Let's all go outside to try and call Santa down." I convinced him, and he he went inside and got everyone and they came out. Now begins the TOTM part of the dream. I thought that the DC's might think this is a little ridiculous, so i told them "No one is going to make fun of you, except for maybe these people (pointing to the neighboring houses)." Well everyone went outside and we were standing in the street looking up at the sky yelling "Come on down Santa!!!" Then within seconds someone said "There he is." I looked at the sky and this big red sleigh, led by only four reindeer unfortunately, was coming in for a landing. I thought "HOLY CRAP IT WORKED! WOW! i AM A GENIUS!"
Santa came in for a vertical landing in the coldasack next to the house. Everyone crowded around his sleigh except for me, and he gave this girl a plate of cookies and she gave them to people, i took one of them and ate it, and it just tasted like a regular old sugar cookie. I ate it as i walked toward the sleigh. Keep in mind i was still looking for N-. I walked up to the sleigh and sat down in the front seat. Santa did not look anything like he does in real life. Yes he still was wearing the red suit, but he did not have his hat on, he was skinny, and he wore big black framed glasses. His beard was more like a five-oclock shadow than anything. I asked him "Hey can you take me to my Girlfriends house?", referring to N-, even though she is not my girlfriend in real life. He said "Why isn't she here?" And i think i said something like "She was dissatisfied." LOL! This is kind of foggy but he said something along the lines of "Well i cant take you to her if she is dissatisfied." I was still in the Sleigh and it started lifting off the ground. I sort of made fun of him by saying "Well cant you take me to the Sun?" like he could take me to the sun but not to my gf's. He didnt say anything. We went at the speed of light suddenly and BOOM we were at the north pole!
I looked around, and instead of santa there was a black elf riding in the back. I was like "Santa must have got off back there", but the elf didnt say anything except, "Well i'll see you later, i've got to get back to work." And he hopped off the sleigh. The sleigh was headed towards this hole in the wall where i guess they store it, so i hopped off too. I looked to my left and there was this Robot Santa carrying an undecorated Christmas Tree. Then i looked to my right, and there was a door leading inside, as i was in sort of a courtyard surrounded by buildings, and it was snowing everywhere. I walked through the door and the black elf was in there with his family, and they were sitting down to eat at a table because it was a restaurant. They looked like normal people inside. I said "Hey how are you?" and he said "Good". I said "That's your wife?" but he didnt answer. i looked at his wife who was also black and fat,and said "I'm Zach." She said "That's nice" but kept on acting like i wasnt there and she didnt like me.
Well after that i looked over and all my friends from the christmas party-thing that came out of a plastic bag were sitting at the table eating dinner. I tried to walk over to them, but there was this rail thing in the way, and the dream faded out.
That was awesome!
PS: i think this dream was influenced because i watched "Fred Clause" yesterday and the North Pole sort of looked like the one in that movie.
So do i get the prize?
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