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    I Have The Cleanest Floors

    by , 03-07-2013 at 04:47 PM (531 Views)
    I went to bed still sick last night about 9:30PM and slept like a corpse. Though I think I over my sickness, my mom is our babysitter and the evil sickness stuck her so I took another day off. The only recall I remember is when my son woke at 5:23AM. My wife has no choice but to go to work today so I did the honors. It actually turned out to be a pretty good WBTB for me. It took about 30min for him to take a bottle and go back to sleep. I spent a little time on the forum with my GP and then thought about my lucid goals. I went back to sleep with the MILD technique.


    First the non-lucid fragments

    5:23Am
    I am in a some public restroom. I think I am at work. I my buddy I work with C in there. For some reason I think it's the women's restroom. M the janitor comes in and fixes some spout under the sink. I fill my water bottle. There are now urinals in there. C goes pee. I see another spout at the doorway and shoot it to an empty urinal for fun.

    I am holding hands with D my daughter. We are sitting in a lush green grass spot. I feel like we are behind Ozark Christian College. I feel a little awkward holding her hand and wonder what that must look like and let go. I see a well traveled path in the grass that leads to a big boulder. I looks typical for this area. There are some nice ledges on the rock and it look like easy climbing. I point and we head that direction. D goes up first but suddenly there are thorny vines and she gets her legs tangled and falls. I catch her and pick out the thorns. I notice that some how I have a thorn in my left butt check and pull it out an look at it. I realize I am wear those white and gray polyester shorts I have.

    I Have The Cleanest Floors 6:45AM MILD

    I have a FA. I am lying in bed on my stomach. The room is brightly lit from the morning sun. I wonder why I am lying like this. I never sleep on my stomach. I feel fitful and uncomfortable. I notice also I am on the right side of the bed and not the left. I suspect I am dreaming now. I see some mirror to the right of the bed and decide that I want to see how I look. I move closer to look but I have no reflection.

    I decide to just get up. When I do everything goes dark and the dream starts to fade. Some what reluctantly, I go to the floor and start licking the hardwood. The room brightens and the dream stabilizes. I army crawl to the bedroom door and pull it open from underneath. I suddenly skip ahead to the next room.

    I try to stand up but the room goes dark and dream starts fading. I go back to licking the floor. The room brightens and the dream stabilizes. I think about making fire in my hands. I stop licking but stay on the floor. First I try making a motion like I am flicking a Bic. I expect to at least see a spark but nothing. Then I look at my right palm and focus energy there. I begin to see a tiny ball of light forming. Suddenly my hand splits into two hands with monster claws rather than fingers. That startles me some so I stop trying.

    I move on army crawling and licking the hardwood. I focus on the feeling on my bare stomach. I reach the kitchen but don't even know why I went that way. I decide to go out the front door so I turn around. I try standing up but again I am forced to lick and crawl.

    I decide this dream sucks so purposefully let my grasp of the dream slip. Just by my relaxing, I begin to see a new dream form. Abraham Lincoln is in my living room. There is a chalkboard and it looks like Abe is teaching a lesson to some robotic looking humanoid. I am not sure I didn't focus enough on it.


    Then the dream fades to a brief FA and I wake for real.I don't remember the FA now but it only lasted on a second or two.
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    Comments

    1. CanisLucidus's Avatar
      LOL. I definitely get the title now. Ah well, still a very amusing LD. And it was way better than the dream where you got a thorn in the ass.

      Hey, did you ever see that really old Saturday Night Live bit about the floor wax that's also a dessert topping? You need to start using that in your house to make these hardwood-licking dreams more fun. Watch Saturday Night Live: Shimmer Floor Wax online | Free | Hulu
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    2. Xanous's Avatar
      LOL nice. OMG was that Chevy Chase? WOW. That's really funny man. Thanks!
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    3. CanisLucidus's Avatar
      Ha ha, that's right! Chevy Chase and Dan Akroyd! Seriously old school bit, but perfect for this dream.

      By the way, I'm really glad to hear that you're feeling better. My best wishes to the rest of your family, now including your poor mom too!!
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    4. Iokheira's Avatar
      I hope you all feel better! Pretty funny dream, I hope your floors tasted at least neutral.
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    5. Xanous's Avatar
      Thanks CL.

      Yes NewArtemis, it did
    6. Sensei's Avatar
      haha, great dream. Keep at it with the flames! You shall succeed!
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