Thread: Tell me what you would want done with your dead body.

I think I would want something that says something about myself, like a mausoleum. (Nice idea, Spart) Even if you are dead, walking into an impressive mausoleum would certainly make you wonder what kind of person this was alive, and plus you can't really be self-centered when you are dead.

Being stuffed and preserved in the Buddy Christ pose could be epic.

Wow, that killed this thread...

Originally Posted by Vance

Wow, that killed this thread...

LOL. I dunno my own strength, sometimes.

Preserved and put into a room dedicated to me in a museum.

Sky burial.

Originally Posted by Taosaur

Sky burial.

I actually read about that, if you are referring to leaving your body on a summit to get picked at by the birds. It's about as close as you can get without ballooning yourself off.

Never do that by the way. Little kids go through serious trauma when they see dead people land limply in their backyard. Fox news story (What a shock)


Just kidding. It's not a shock.

i wanna be secretly ground up and put in a pie.. and have everyone unknowingly eat me at my wake... and then have em watch my last words video of me tellin em they ate me... and have someone put their reactions on youtube.

Cook me up and serve me to unsuspecting people.

medium, rare or well done?

Extra rare.

Originally Posted by Vance

I actually read about that, if you are referring to leaving your body on a summit to get picked at by the birds.

For monks, generally your students and peers will hack your body to bits and feed you to the birds.

@mark75

Mein Teil?


And I seriously can't take you seriously with that avatar

Originally Posted by Vance

And I seriously can't take you seriously with that avatar

Seriously?

You DARE impugn MY HONOR! "Seriously." What made you say that? I could pick your heart off the floor with a pooper-scooper, that's how low you've stooped.

I'm going to let my blood now, so the bad blood will leave me and I will be pure again after having said the optional prefix of the word scooper.



Vance's Consciences' Note: What the hell are you doing to him? The poor guy has been on the computer for hours and hours!

Vance: That's none of your business!

Vance's Conscience: I am going to assume control of your body now, for your own good, and get you an apple.

Vance: You wouldn't arghthjrk rri ehard t to efhjkkeep khfcontrol

I have a few ideas, but one of the first is to be buried standing on my head. Since everything is upside down these days, I'd like to be buried standing the right way up.

Originally Posted by Vance

@mark75

Mein Teil?


And I seriously can't take you seriously with that avatar

I think that's the idea.

I'd like to be comfortably stuffed under the blankets of a kid... the look on his face when he went to bed would be priceless.

meh i don't need it, they can take my organs and what ever they can;t put to good use can just be used for med students to practice dissecting.

Or.. i could be cremated somewhere very sterile so i know all i'm getting is my ash. Then my ash could be compressed with heat into a diamond!!

http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/LGPrices2006.aspx

hell yeah! They would remember me!!!

WOAH!

I am one of those intrinsic value people, and that is pretty creative!

i want to be thrown in the grown how i am found and i want to rot back to soil

Wanna be thrown over my fence into the neigbors yard.

I want the remains shipped around the world and posed in front of various tall monuments for a photoblog entitled Over My Dead Body.

I shall be hidden in some small child's room while they are on vacation, so the kid opens the closet to see a mostly decomposed dead guy, traumatizing the little bastard for life.

I will dispose of my dead body by myself. Seeing how I will never die.