Thread: Tell me what you would want done with your dead body.

Errr, I would have chosen a different way to word the title of this thread, but anyway...

Quite honestly, I don't care in the least what happens to it. I'll be dead and won't care either way. Whatever my loved ones want and feel is right would be the best way to go.

sex puppet

cardboard box in the back garden, next to the hamster

I'm an organ donar, so that part I've taken care of anyway. Whatever they can't use, they can burn. I don't care as long as the government sets up an official "Skysaw Day."

Cremated, having my ashes stuffed into a rocket and shot into space.

That way, if of my loved ones want to pay their respects, instead of visiting a grave site or something like that, all they have to do is look up.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Errr, I would have chosen a different way to word the title of this thread, but anyway...

Quite honestly, I don't care in the least what happens to it. I'll be dead and won't care either way. Whatever my loved ones want and feel is right would be the best way to go.

Well you can't ask how you would like to be buried, and disposed sounds creepy, so you give me a title

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Cremated, having my ashes stuffed into a rocket and shot into space.

That way, if of my loved ones want to pay their respects, instead of visiting a grave site or something like that, all they have to do is look up.

What if that's only true at 3am when nobody wants to be getting up? Surely, a trip to the cemetery is more convenient

I want to be part of the "Bodies" exhibition... maybe not hehe. I have not decided yet.

Originally Posted by Replicon

What if that's only true at 3am when nobody wants to be getting up? Surely, a trip to the cemetery is more convenient

It's supposed to be poetic, not analyzed, damn you! *shakes fist*

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Errr, I would have chosen a different way to word the title of this thread, but anyway...

Quite honestly, I don't care in the least what happens to it. I'll be dead and won't care either way. Whatever my loved ones want and feel is right would be the best way to go.

Well you can't ask how you would like to be buried, and disposed sounds creepy, so you give me a title

And so you're saying you wouldnt care if your dead body was used as a biological canister for a contagion of smallpox fired at a third-world country?

My brother is studying to become a biomolecular technology thingy, and he has talked about moving humanbrains into robots, thus retaining counsciousness, and having infinite life aswell. If he manages to build it before we both die, I would probably move myself into such a device.

As for my dead body, I would probably have all my organs donated (those that are useful anyway) and then just get me buried somewhere. Doesn't matter that much to me.

I'm not sure what I want my dead body doing after I'm gone....

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Quite honestly, I don't care in the least what happens to it. I'll be dead and won't care either way. Whatever my loved ones want and feel is right would be the best way to go.

I agree. I'm dead so I'm not going to care. Doctors/scientists can grab the organs they want and just burn the rest of me. I don't want a fancy, expensive urn, either. Just shove my ashes in a coffee can and when they can, my relatives/friends can dump me on some coffee plantation (Kona would be nice, I think). That way, if anyone ever wanted to pay their respects, all they have to do is raise a glass and sip away

If they couldn't do that, just throw me in a garden somewhere or something. I don't want an expensive funeral, either. Just a simple memorial service with a potluck afterwards. As far as flowers, hopefully I die when the lilacs are in bloom. But even flowers aren't necessary. "Don't scatter roses after I'm gone; give them to me while I carry on."

Meh, I'm dead. I don't need a lazer-light show.

Actually, I've just come up with the perfect burial for me.


I would like to be buried in 100 kilos of cannabis

Originally Posted by guerilla

Actually, I've just come up with the perfect burial for me.


I would like to be buried in 100 kilos of cannabis

ohhh yeah.. good idea.. i pick that too, altho id rather be alive for that

Originally Posted by marlie

ohhh yeah.. good idea.. i pick that too, altho id rather be alive for that

lol I wouldn't want to be buried alive with anything even pot haha...

wait, id just smoke my way out of it

Originally Posted by Vance

Well you can't ask how you would like to be buried, and disposed sounds creepy, so you give me a title

And so you're saying you wouldnt care if your dead body was used as a biological canister for a contagion of smallpox fired at a third-world country?

LOL!! What the hell. So I'm supposed to clarify upon dying that I don't want my body to be used as a bomb and dropped on Hiroshima? I was being reasonable in my reply to your thread.

Anyway "What would you like done with your body after death" sounds a little less morbid. It doesn't matter all that much in any case.

I want it to be teleported to Heaven, so them my soul can easily enter it after.

Canvass bag, buried in standing position more or less, tree planted on top.

Thrown into earth's atmosphere from space in a space-bag.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

LOL!! What the hell. So I'm supposed to clarify upon dying that I don't want my body to be used as a bomb and dropped on Hiroshima? I was being reasonable in my reply to your thread.

I was just poking fun...

Nobody wants to donate to the travelling human body exhibition? Can't remember the name though...

^ Bodies

A friend of mine said he wants to be emptied out and filled with all his earthly possestions, then broken open, pinata style.

I would rather be incinerated, but I still want a tombstone.

Originally Posted by Delphinus

A friend of mine said he wants to be emptied out and filled with all his earthly possestions, then broken open, pinata style.

Now THAT is a visual!

Thats not the worse one. He has two ways that if he ever commited suicide, a way it would go.

The first is he wants to be shot up with a lot of novicane, so he can still walk, but cant feel anything, then jump into a wood chipper feet first, and see himself shot up onto a canvas. his friends would then dry it, sell it, and use the money for beer money!

The second, was wear coveralls, fill them with candy, then jump off a building. all the people that walked by would say; "Poor guy, must have been really depres-- Oh! A Snickers!"