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I had one of my 'This had better be a dream or I'm screwed' moments in an anxiety dream where I raced to get to school. To test reality, I sort of subconciously tried to fly. When I actually did start to levitate, I simply reasoned that the wind was strong enough to do it and I shouldn't give it much thought.

i actually had a dream that i was in a bar and the bartender was a cockroach with tits and this girl actually asked me about lucid dreaming and i told her something about it but still didnt realize i was dreaming.

i cant believe i didnt figure out i was dreaming

I dreamed that my english teacher was in my room, playing a game with me. I suddenly wondered how she got there, but once I thought that she interupted my thoughts with "I'm glad I stopped by to drop off your homework."

She sabotaged me!

Originally Posted by Ethereal

I had one of my 'This had better be a dream or I'm screwed' moments in an anxiety dream where I raced to get to school. To test reality, I sort of subconciously tried to fly. When I actually did start to levitate, I simply reasoned that the wind was strong enough to do it and I shouldn't give it much thought.

Oh yeah, that exact scenario happened to me a few months ago. I had one where I was critically late for work, and stuck in heavy traffic, extremely far away. I lit up a cigarette frantically and said, "Oh, my god, I wish this were a dream! I'm gonna be in so much trouble!" As I said that, I banged my steering wheel with my fists, and it broke off, and my entire car fell apart instantly. I fell out of it and yelled in complete stress, then held my hands up to it and yelled something which I don't remember. Drivers kept honking, so I turned toward the car nearest to me and flipped it off of the bridge with my mind. Funny part is, I still didn't catch that this was a dream.

I thought to myself, "well, Professor X (from X-Men) said that in heightened periods of emotional stress, the mutant gene can become active and that would explain my powers." So I levitated, and then flew to work, arriving. I never realized that it was a dream, I literally believed that genetics were responsible for all of that. In the dream, it made perfect sense. I had both been late to work, AND watched all three X-Men movies the day before having that dream. Hah.

I remember one night where I was having a hard time to sleep, I recall someone opening the light then he left with the door open, I said 'hey why the f*** don't you close the door'. So I barely got up ( was very tired ) and closed the door and went back to bed. Suddenly a mirror appeared out of nowhere and I found myself wearing a black cape. I said to myself ' man, is it haloween ? I'm so tired i'll undress this thing tomorrow '

Ugggh I want to hit myself for that