Phantox

I was on a military base running some drills, I left with a couple of girls and we were speeding in a car after Michael Jackson. We came to a stop and he started shooting up a building. He got abducted by aliens and got something implanted in him to be on their side. He then got sent back to Earth and I was with him in a neighborhood at night. It was dark and some guy was stealing something from someone, so we took out our pistols. I pulled the trigger on K83 but it didn't shoot, so I racked the slide and shot him. We ran silently through the night doing parkour to our destination. I was gonna go over a wall but heard a man talking to his son on the other side. I went around it and passed a yellow dinosaur. I stopped and turned around asking what a yellow dinosaur is doing here. I did a reality check. I had 7 fingers and said "Don't wake me up yet!" Everything went black and I woke up.