My smashed up joy ride of dreaming

Okay, so I'm sitting down, playing some video games (I realize I need a life, so don't tell me) but now there's a war going on.(scene change) I have no idea why though. I disguise as an enemy and injure myself. Ooh, yes everybody else is dying. Now it's time for me to stab the stupid combat medic, though I end dying trying to stab everybody else. now I am lucid and decide to rewind time (in the most literal way possible, winding time around my finger) Of course I kill everybody this time.

It is a very dark night, darker than a new moon. A bike race that's like twenty feet and I win. Oh, and I remember being at this random castle that's pitch black.