07/12/10
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, 07-13-2010 at 08:53 PM (632 Views)
Tonight was pretty crazy. I felt like the whole night was filled with dreams. I feel my mind getting accustomed to what dreams are and how to recognize them. When I woke up this morning I was a little confused. It felt as if I slept did not sleep, but lived another day. Almost like one day was 48 hours because so much happened, it was like another day. Even thought there were no lucids (painfully close) it was a great night.
50 CENT:
we had a mini family gathering at a club. 50 cent was there performing. I kept trying to say hi to him, but he was ignoring me. When it was his time to go up he started singing, but was attacked by a couple of kids. I ran and held one of the kids down. He thanked me. I looked at the kid and saw that he turned into a black cat. The cat kept struggling and trying to get out of my grasp. I just laughed.
basketball game:
I was at tryouts for our basketball team in school. The kid that was trying out was already on the team in real life. Today he was really sick and could not play well at all. he would miss the basket by a long shot. The other team members would vouch for him and say he was really good. I kept going in this persons body for a second and dribbling before going back out. Later a game was about to start. I was in uniform about to leave as all the cheerleaders started coming in. My friend dustin and owen were there to cheer me on. All the cheer leaders were giving me looks but one stood out from the crowd. She bumped into me and I asked her to follow me for a sec. I took her out near me car and started to kiss her. She moved away, but I just laughed and tried again. I noticed dustin and owen watching me. We started making out and I was feeling her up. I realized that she had my perfect ass. Not too hard, not too soft.
I left the game and went to go meet up with some people. They were the crew from always sunny. We went on some epic quest to get a scroll. We ended up in some ice town and were climbing a mountain. We started walking on a narrow glacier and found the scroll. On the way back frank from always sunny kept complaining that it was too hard for him. One of the guys pretended to help him, but ended up throwing him off the cliff. He fell and broke his neck. We realized that the fall was only 6 feet and went down to see if he was really dead. He was.
Later we were doing a live set on tv. The broadcast was telling us how funny and inappropriate we were and that maybe we should be pulled off the air. We kept laughing and making jokes around the table.
Missed vacation:
Kara picked me up naked. She had a total of six boobs and six nipples. The boobs were piled on top of each other and looked freaky. I was thinking of ways to break up with her and realized that I was not attracted to her because of this. We got to my house and went upstairs to the computer. On facebook my cousin said he sent me the money I asked for, but said he that he bought me a vacation package and took the money out of it instead. The picture on facebook showed someone laying on a tube on some tropical paradise. He said that would have been me if I spent my money wisely. I remember laughing because my name was spelt way wrong on the ticket.
Rocket launcher fun:
We were playing a shooting game in real life. I was no weapon and was about to die. My friend was laughing at me saying I was about to lose when I found a double barrel shot gun. I started blasting away at the two people and destroyed them. My friend was really impressed and asked how I was so good. I found a rocket launcher and blasted one person away. Then there was this one girl that almost killed me. I went around for 10 minutes trying to blast her, but she dodged all my shots. Later I stopped trying to kill her and took my helmet off and asked her why she did not kill me. She took her helm off and was this really cute girl. I told her that she probably thought I was cute and liked me. She was laughing and kinda agreed. We were holding hands when the Sargent came up to us and told us this was forbidden. We were planning on killing him before I woke up.
Hot for teacher:
I had this smoking hot teacher at school. She never wore a bra and looked amazing. I asked her if she could help me with some homework after school. She agreed and said that we should study at my house because it would be awkward if we studied at her place because of her boyfriend. This gave me the idea that she had some intentions. I did not want to take her to my place because it was too far away and I still live with my mom. Plus the girl I am seeing might be there. I ended up deciding to meet her at a bar. We met at the bar and talked for a while. We ended up walking to some random persons trampoline and started having rough sex. There was a family passing by and they were watching us. I got freaked out and wanted to stop, but the teacher told me to shut up and keep going. We ended up going back to the bar and she started being a bitch to me and telling me to buy her stuff.
Failed false awakening:
This was the last dream of the night. Michael and I were walking around the park with bella. There was a mini cut scene with my other dog lucy walking through my school. She used to go with me all the time. A random girl walked by and asked me how I was doing. She was cute and I decided to talk to her a bit. Turned out she knew who I was and told me they weren't letting lucy back into the school. I was really pissed off and she said she would help me write a petition. We started driving to my house. Michael waited outside while I went in to say hello.
The first thing I noticed was how different my house was. there was another door to the entryway on the left. On the right was my living room. All the furniture was new and really good looking. I went into the office and saw that it was three times as big with a fireplace. Both my mom and brother were playing on the computer with supper wide screens. I walked into the living room and started thinking that this could be a dream. I normally do a nose RC, but I have been sick lately and thought the night before I would just try and float. I tried to jump and float but my foot got caught on the couch and I fell on my face.
Later I went over to Michael who was trying to get a loan and found out that he was super in debt. The teller was really pissed at him because he spent so much of his money on some girl. They were talking for a bit before I told Michael that I needed to wake up and get my day started. I have a lot of studying to do.