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Started in a cafeteria of some school. I was semi hungry so I stole a pizza slice and walked really fast out. I was enjoying the taste but wanted to make sure I was out of site before anyone noticed so I ran around the corner and ate the rest. I walked home and met kara. We had bikes and decided on a nice ride to esp. My bike was old but rode really nice. I checked if it had gear changers and it did. It was a weird system and had the option for up hill down hill etc. We ended up on a trail with steep down hills. My breaks did not work very well but the downhill gear was doing nicely. I noticed baron on karas bike and thought it was funny how well he was doing. He fell off and we got him back on. We thought we were being chased so we hurried down the hill. I thought it might be security, but it turned out it was nobody. We ended up at ESP which looked a bit different than usual. We wanted to let baron run free but there were people there. We found our usual spot and watched him run free for a while.

I went home and saw my dad was there with a new girlfriend. She was very young and was a really good yogi. She was rolling around the floor and I wanted to learn how to do it. She tried to teach me and I spent a while learning it. Later izra and all my cousins came and I had to tell them to leave because my dad was there. Once they all left we went to a yoga studio and practiced some moves. I did some really amazing stuff on the mirror and was super proud of myself.

After this I went back to the cafeteria and helped clean the place up. I kept trying to sweep but the dirt stayed on the floor. It was starting to bother me, but I kept pressing along. I talked to the janitor for a little.

Was in some giant gym with another kid. There were two ropes and other types of swings all over the place. If the kid sat on one swing and I sat on the other we would balance each other out and fly around the gym. I was also on the pez slightly. We did all kinds of tricks as we swung around. It was really fun and I told the kid I never had so much fun in a long time.

I shared an apartment with 3 other roommates including Dustin. We had a lot of fun and love for each other. There would be parties and other events there all the time. I missed a huge party by staying with Kara for one night and they were sad. We went to some store to try and steal some clothes but we never were able to do it. Kara and I left together to go to a show. It was a circus type show in Colorado. We noticed how much nicer Colorado was than Seattle and happy we moved there. Half way through the show I ran onto the stage and sat down with the performers. None of them seemed to notice and they thought I was part of it. There was a girl that was performing crazy yoga and gymnastic moves. There was going to be a yoga performance and I asked if I could join. I was able to go, but the ground was so bouncy and soft that I could not do any moves so I just stood there with my hands in the air.

Was driving with kara to the sperm bank. On the way there I realized I was on the pez and it was getting really strong. I came to this conclusion because every turn I took made us almost crash. It was impossible for me to stay within the lines. I need her to drive but she did not want to do it. I started screaming as it got harder to drive and she agreed to drive. I must have fallen asleep while she was because I was in an entirely different place, still on the pez. I know it was a dream however and explored my surroundings. People were coming toward me, but in an aggressive looking fashion and I used my finger to swipe them away into the air. I ran super speed around and continued throwing them aside. I must have woken up because I was at a mix of leos and my house. The whole crew was there and G was also on the pez. I was surprised at how weak it was by then and I went outside to see G. He looked messed up and asked me if I could see the portals. I could not and he walked away. Izra said this place was cooler than my place because of the view. I agreed. Leo was on a tree talking to a distant person walking by making jokes. His dog heart was supposed to be fed dinner so I went to put it in his auto dispenser. It was filled with water and I tried to fix it. It started to spray water non stop and I got angry and started bashing it against the wall not caring if he was fed at all.

Was going to a mall to meet kara and stumbled upon anime eyes at a talent show. She was the host inside the mall. She had blue hair and was calling people up to show their talents. There were like 6 people their total. I kept trying to get her attention so I could tell her lana was somewhere in the mall. I wanted to see what she would do. I watched as one of the talent people came up and starting doing yoga. They were doing flips over and over again really quickly and other amazing things. I went on stage and sat down. Everyone including anime eyes started taking pictures of me. I just posed. I wanted to tell anime eyes buy it was taking so long so I wrote a funny note and gave it to her. I noted that it was incredibly hard to write stuff down. She read the note and was calling me, but I had to leave to meet kara so I ignored her. I ran to starbucks to meet kara but she wasn't there. She called to tell me she was gonna be their soon. I took my pants off and wore shorts. I thought about how weird that was.

Kalee was at my house with me and kara. She was showing us pictures of her kid. The kid had curly hair and I started comparing the kid to curly blue. Kara and I were laughing, but kalee didn't know what we meant. Then I found out the kid had blue eyes and we started laughing even harder. She looked confused and I felt some weird satisfaction.

Had to give baron to leo because we couldn't have him in our new apartment. I was really sad. One day it was super sunny and I went to take him to the park. I got him and we enjoyed the sun together. I decided to take him for the day even though I knew I couldn't I checked my email and saw forest sent me the pez persons address. I prepared their pez in a cake they sent me. I met this girl before and thought it was a small world. She was the overweight woman at a past festival I went to. I ate some of the cake even though the pez was in there. At the same time leo came in and I advised him not to eat the cake. As I was typing to the customer I started getting confused. The pez had begun even though it shouldn't have (because I ate it) I panicked and ran to leo in my bedroom and told him it was happening really hard. I thought it could be over, but held on and soon it leveled out. I was enjoying myself immensely.


Was at some weird carnival town. Some lady needed to go to the hospital and I was taking her. We finally found it and I rememmbered that I had to go find bobby to give him jackets back that I diddnt want. I went to a weird tent and found him. He worked as a sales person and was trying to sell hallucenation glasses to someone. He was a horrible sales person and the guy left. Bobby was angry that he couldn't sell the glasses. I tried them on and everything became a rainbow around me. I told bobby that I diddnt want his jackets and he was pissed. He gave me a really low price and I accepted. I went to go back to the hospital and found the woman. She was pissed. I left her because I diddnt care or really know who she was. I walked away and saw a fire. I knew her daughter was trapped inside. I walked her over and ran to go inside. After a while I found her. The woman forgave me and all was well.

Before the carnival I was with Kara and I was trying to look up the prices on the new items bobby gave me. They were junk and I left to give them back. We went to our apartment and everyone was there. They wanted to sleep over there and yeva told me the new pez was not thick enough.

Was at home with mother and some other woman around my age. My mom looked the way she did when I was a child. I was talking to the woman about random things. It was clear she liked me. I cuddled with my mom as if I was a child and she began singing to me. She was also saying things she used to say to me as a child. This comforted me and I felt extra love for my mom. Her voice echoed through my head as I woke

Was with baron and kara at some snowy landscape. There was a giant castle wall between the outside and inside. I was going on a walk with baron and wanted to bring my staff incase wolves attacked. As the gate opened I saw a leopard and quickly shut the gate. There was a low wall and the leopard was able to get to me. I kept getting almost eaten as I ran through different obsticals. Baron almost got eaten but I hit the lepord with my staff until it was damaged. I ran past it and barley escaped.

Was at a festival/university working as a machine inspector for some secret facility. I check the machines to make sure they were working properly. There were alarms rining and I knew I should run out of the building or I would die. I ran out and watched a secret government meeting that I knew I shouldn't be seeing. I followed them outside the festival even though I knew I shouldn't into a secret tunnel. There was a interrogation on a man they thought set off the alarms. The commander had a large translucent claw hand and was reaching it inside the man for answers. There was a secret community of shifters at this festival and they were trying to find them.

Was laying pez at the yoga studio late into the night with just me and leo there. Leo was telling me how heart was missing and that a dog fighter stole him. I was secretly happy knowing the dog was dead and finished laying the pez. I must really hate that dog. I came back the next morning and there was a yoga class going on. There was no official teacher so I taught the class. After it was over I went to check on the pez. It was almost all dry except for a few squares. Gary was there and I was afraid he would see so I waited till he left. As he left walking two dogs I collected the pez quickly.

Was at some party selling white. The guy asks about it and I give him my usual speech. I tell him I dont drink and he gets offended and walks away. The party is outside and I go to another random group of people and start chatting. Lots of figures.

Was selling all kinds of party supplies. There was a new drug that was a purple crystal that you would snort. It was even more powerful than dmt. I tried it and went crazy. I was screaming and laughing and running around my house. My vision was going 360 and upside down and it all felt really good. I decided it was my favorite drug. I was going to team up with another person who was really good at what they do but some things went wrong and it didn't work out. I was scared to try the purple again because of its strength.

It was midnight at the madison and I was spinning my old rubber staffs outside my apartment. This was after I tried that purple crystal. I was enoying the spinning but there was a super creepy vibe. I had to get Izra his gift and was gonna walk to a store. I went upstairs to put the staffs away except 1 which I would take with me. They kept falling over and I was getting annoyed. I make my way mover to the store but was scared there was someone following so I walked faster. I made it to the store and saw that it was filled with people even so late past midnight. I asked the clerk here to find what I wanted and he showed me to the stuffed animals. I decided they were not what he wanted and browsed the store. They had really weird old games in stock from my childhood. I left the store for home. On my way I met up with the crew and walked back to the store. For some reason kara knew a secret entrance and we went to it. It was for members only. This was a giant raft that went down a water slide to ipts VIP area. We went down a series of waterslides screaming and having fun until we went into a giant pool. This took us to a gym like area.

Was instantly lucid. I was with kara and she was lucid too. We were shooting lasers from our hands blowing things up. She thought it was too much destruction and I blew a person up. She was angry that I did it but was laughing at the same time. I explored the world for a long while and ended the dream holding hands walking through a park We woke up and shared our dreams for the night. We both described the lucid and realized we had a shared dream. Tears were running down our eyes in amazement that we actually did it.

Was in a giant house killing zombies. I started on the bottom floor with a pick axe and was stabbing the dead corpses with it to make sure they were dead. I went up several flights on stairs. One closet still have some horses in it that were zombies. I killed him too. I found a gun and started killing zombies. My dog joined me in killing them. I would try to kill the zombies before they could get to my dog. When at the top floor I found a mini boss who was really easy. I wanted to find the right weapon and she kept trying to sling something at my dog. I would punch the zombie to prevent her from shooting. I finally found the right weapon and killed her. I found a secret door that led to a cutscene. It looked like a really scarey entrance to hell. It showed a main character falling down into the sewer and losing consciousness. As she was floating down the stream zombies were everywhere roaring at her. They were really detailed and scary looking compared to the zombies I was killing. There were some gunshots in the distance as she started to float to what might be rescue. I woke.

Kara was doing weird magic tricks all throughout this dream. The last trick was her creating diamonds out of thin air. Rainbows were shooting out of them and I instantly knew she would never be able to do something like that. I became lucid and started to think about what I wanted to do. I wanted to try some new yoga postures I was afraid of doing in waking life and decided to do them. I start with a handstand moving into a flip. I did this several times and realized that I was doing it incorrectly. That if I did that in waking life I would break my leg. I adjusted to posture and was doing it much better. Then I went from handstand to wheel a few times. This was very simple and I felt like there would be no sustained injury if I tried this in waking life. I then decided enough yoga and went outside. I started to run super speed around my mothers neighborhood. The dream started to fade and I screamed nooooo as I tried to stabilize. I woke

Was driving to Seattle to meet Dina and Leo at their new place. I was with Kara and almost got in a car accident by hitting a railing. I got pulled over by two cops. We talked for a while and were being really friendly. They started driving us to our destination. I told them they forgot their car and they laughed and turned around. We finally got. Back in our car and drove past the bridge. Suddenly we were on a broom floating in the clouds. It was inside a thunderstorm and was really hard to control. We fell to our death. I saw we only had five lives left. I was scared I wouldnt be able to steer the broom and we would just die but I was barley able to do it. It was like being a kid again. This ride was fascinating and very challenging. We finally made it to some building. I was flustered and ready to see them. My headphones suddenly got stuck on something and it took me a while to untangle them. I was so annoyed. I finally wen to the bedroom and saw Leo. We said out hellos and talked a little. Dina got into the room and Lara and Dina were singing to each other. A shpongle song came on and Leo and I ran to lay down and listen. Stephay came and we told her that we needed shrooms for the forest. I said I wanted some before too. Leo said he didn't want to suffer anymore.*

Was at some weird store with Leo. We were spinning an doing yoga. Some guys thought it was cool and tried to join us. They were just in the way taking up our spots.*


4/9/12


Leo Dina Kara and I go to some weird yoga studio. I didn't really like it because it looked like a doctors office. Kara and I separated for a little and played with the gadgets there. Kara and I weighed each other and had perfect weight. There were little kids there too but they could do cool stuff. I did a mini flip and landed under a couch and waited for Leo Dina and Kara. We all went into a room where a monk came out. He said one of us had abnormal amounts of power. He wanted to find out who. We did weird little tests like try to catch this toy that kept transforming and doing weird moves.*

Was at a gym working out when I staid late. U turn was there any they were doijg karate. Suddenly we all got blindfolded and I unhookeled myself and did karate*

Was going somewhere with Leo g and Leo's dad. I met them on an airplane and had to sit next to Leo's dad. He looked pissed. I said hello to them and we were off. It was very crowded and Leo's dad was a big man. I didn't say much to him because I was scared. I ended up sitting on the aisle because it was more comfortable. There were a few seats open near Leo so I let to go sit there. His dad looked pissed that I moved. I told Leo about his dad and how I could get him to like me and he said that I should try to talk to him and that I should sit next to him. I left and asked him about his mon and dad. He gave me 1 word answers. We were silent again. I tried to sleep but couldn't. His dad left to talk with g. G said I was very quiet and shy but he liked that I was trying. The flight attendant told me to sit in my assigned seat.*

I woke up from bed feeling weird. I was at my moms house and knew something was up. I went downstairs and got on the computer for a bit but couldn't hold the weird feeling. I set to lay down. StephYa came to me and started rushing my hair. I told her of my troubles about how rent was coming and I couldn't pay. Leo and Dina couldn't pay their part and I was going to lose the apartment if they didn't pay. She tried to comfort me and started shampooing my hair. I got up and went upstairs to wash it off. It was super smooth. Leo was in my room and we joked around. Adam screamed from downstairs and said he saw he biggest portal he has ever seen. It was in his game. I went back upstairs and Leo and Laughed.*

I was shopping with Leo Dina and Kara. Kara and Dina barks got any bags while Leo and I were holding like 10. We both yelled at them and thy went to get some. Kara was gonna cook but was too pissed to do it so I started the long process. I was really confused and had four pots on top of each other boiling. It looked pretty good but I was nervously it would suck

There was *this girl that really liked Leo. He kept avoiding her and she followed. We ended up switching clothes and she found out and got sad. I went to the balcony. It was supper sunny and beautiful out. When I closed my eyes I saw trees next to each other. When I opened my eyes they weren't there. This made me think that I was close to a lucid. I tried to lay down and wild but there were spiders and I didn't want to lay near them. I eventually found a spot and tried for a bit and got tired of it. I went to Safeway and there was this girl hitting on me. She gave me her number and told me to call her in 10 min. Kara came to me and I didn't call her. They were part of a giant group where everyone was connected. Thy eventually got over the fact I ditched the girl and we became friends. After having randomly hangouts I decided to spin. My main staff wasn't in sight so I spun a really shitty one. It wasn't good enough and I threw it down. I needed my staff because it was almost time for the performance. I was really nervous and took Anxiety pills. It was time for the performance. Very one was waiting. Someone finally got me a new version of my staff. There were two of them. I put wires around it and wet out. There was thousands of people watching. I spun nervously. The staff ended up being a hoola. I couldn't spin very well and I didn't know why. *I did do some cool stuff where the who outside was lit with lights. The announcer said it was an optical illusion. It was raining a little And my hands were slippery.*

it was the end of the world type dream. Kara and I were driving when the radio said that sometime that day our right arms would become immobile and would only be able to turn when the rift moment came. They said it would be painful and we had to follow a path to the aliens or we could never use our hands again. It switched scenes to a black man demonstrating what was gonna happen. It didn't look very pleasant. We were worried about baron and that's why I didn't want a defenseless dog in the first place. If something happened to us he would die. We drove as fast as we could to get him.*

Typical zombie dream. Was a my apartment with a group of people. There was an outbreak and people who got hit would turn into a zombie. We shut the curtains and his in my apartment for a while. We weren't very careful and had the tv on. A couple zombies heard and started bashing the window. I could see their reflections. I had a gun and shot them but more would slowly come. I was a master of the spear and would use that to kill them. I wasnt good with the spear at first but I got really good later. Eventually we had to flee the apartment. We got into a car. By now we lost some people. I was driving and Leo was with me I knew one of the people in the backseat would turn soon so I told Leo to watch out. I was doing crazy maneuvers with the car like a pro. *the guy turned and I killed him. We got out for a second to get supplies. The place was full of zombies. I had two double edged staffs and went into the store. I killed like 100 zombies * *With the staff. Like i was moving at the speed of light. They died we got supplies and continued for a while. Eventually we stopped at a live restaurant. I wast sure if I could trust them but I had a strong déjà vu that told me to accept. I tried to get a high protein meal. I killed a few more zombies outside and then ate. After a bit we left. The girls wanted to get supplies. But I ignored them And kept going. I got a call from *Stephanie saying that new York was clearing. The police had it under control so that was our next move.*

Was going to sell a bunch of jeans to some guys. When they came over we realized that there we're no more jeans left to sell. I had to call my uncle Vadic to get some more. For some reason I was having trouble using my phone and it took me a while to call him. The tv was exceptionally loud and I turned it down. It was super sunny out and for some reason me and the guys were in Seattle messing with people. We ended up going back ti the apartments to get everyone else. I realized I liked these guys and could hang with them more often. We were all going back to Seattle. I thought the girls and guys wanted to go out after and that made me a little sad because I didn't feel like going out. The girls recommend that we bring the dogs. The sounded fun and would mean we couldn't go out afterwards. I quickly agreed and went to look for some food to eat later.

Started out being a yoga competition. I was the winner by far and after a series of wins was awarded winner for round one. This was super long and there were like 6 rounds each on a different day. Slowly the competitions turned into swimming competitions which I would win too. During the breaks I worked on the company stock team. We really sucked and barley focused on work. We kept having meeting s about how we should get out of bad business deals we got into. We would make a lot of jokes and mess around. During a swimming tourny a random girl showed me a scar on her boob. She took her time to take her shirt off and it plopped out slightly deformed. There we're two older teachers that liked me because I was top swimmer and at this school it was a big deal. I went to lunch cafeteria at eastlake. I saw an old friend eating alone but ignored him and ran to the next willing competition. I was having a hard time doing yoga moves

Was in some foreign land with Leo. It was time to sleep ans we were scared someone would kill us. I was I that werewolf form and Leo didn't like it for some reason. He said it would make us more likely to get killed. We slept and woke in a big tent. We were kidnapped by some tribe that was going to sell is. They also took alot of mail and trucks worth of stuff. We were trying to figure out what to do. A tribes woman was eating some pain killers. She asked if I wanted and I said why not and took a handful. She looked at me weird and shrugged and took a handful herself. She followed me into a tent. It was funny.

There were twp andarial type characters attacking me and Leo. They were getting closer to our base. We had some strategies and special moves and used them wisely. I had a different idea than Leo and used my special moves last. Leo used all his early and died. I was alone against two andarials. I finished one of them off and slowly attacked the other one. She kept getting closer and blew a giant hole through my barrier. I was scared that I wouldn't he able to stop her.

Was working at a talent agency or a place where all famous people were. I was giving an opening act for some star. I was really nervous and went up and said some jokes. Ended up being very good and everyone loved me. Took limo to afterparty some people thought I sucked. We were waiting for the previews on the next episode to see how well I did. The proves confirmed that I did well.