BlairBros' Adventures

5/4/16
Dream 1: A whole bunch of young people were trying to register to vote, however the staff at the polls told them they weren't allowed. There were supposedly dead people who were taking up their places on the register. They walked away disappointedly and grumbled under their breath how no one really represented them anyway.

Dream 2: A few kids were having a limbo race around a pole in a basement somewhere.

Dream 3: I was playing Skyrim as some sort of vampire hunter. I wound up in a barrow somewhere, probably on a mission to find and destroy a vampire. I walked through some tunnels in the barrow and then ended up in a large, open chamber where a strange, hermit like guy standing up on an altar. He turned around and smiled at me, then began telling me how I had fallen for his trap and he was now going to unleash a great terror upon the world. He performed some ritual, and smoke began gathering around the altar and a few skeletons began clambering out of their graves. I backed up a bit and then pulled out my crossbow and loaded an explosive fire bolt. I waited until the skeletons reached near to the strange ritual guy and then I fired, obliterating the skeletons and surely killing that guy. The smoke was still forming around the altar however, taking form as an ancient vampire. I run out of the barrow, unsure whether the vampire saw me or not, and addle up my horse to head home and devise a plan of attack. As I near my home however I see the vampire, floating above the air, along with the ritual guy. I am stunned, and asked him how on earth he survived. He told me that the vampire had resurrected him and now he was going to end me. As the vampire flew towards me, fast as a bullet, I unveiled my secret weapon, shouts. I used slow time and then calmly pulled out my crossbow. The vampire was now basically walking towards me, still closing the distance but giving me time to react. I pulled out another explosive bolt and loaded before shooting it directly into the chest of the vampire. It exploded in it just as the shout ended and he was obliterated, with the ritual guy turning into dust as well.

Dream 4: I was on a train and a woman appeared next to me out of thin air. I'm not sure but I think she walked away and then another woman came up next to me. She began complaining about 'women's problems', which turned out to be lines and women's toilets and Shane Watson wearing pink on his cricket outfit.

Dream 5: I was playing Scrolls somehow, after a very long break. I began playing a growth deck to re-familiarise myself with the game. After a few matches I began a trial and found myself getting owned. I then went on the internet and asked people what the strongest decks in the game were at the moment so I could get good again.

Dream 6: A channel 7 reporter managed to get an interview with Vladimir Putin, walking and talking about his dreams and goals. He told the reporter that he wanted the world to be separated into countries/states divided by traditional ethnic lines. He then provided a map split up in the way he wanted, and I began to study it. In Australia we would have been split up into about 40 different states, and i found the one where I would end up in. I looked close at the map and saw how incredibly detailed it was, featuring buildings and cities and stuff.

Dream 7: I was in Rome with my family. We saw some of the main sites there and then went up a hill to an outlook. It turned out that it was overhanging a waterfall which you could dive down into the pool below if you were brave enough. We saw there was a trampoline halfway up right on the edge where a little kid was bouncing on. We passed him up to the top and saw the view, then tried to get my little brother to jump into the pool. He was very scared and didn't want to, but then an old guy came up and dived off, doing a 1.5 front flip and landing beautifully. This seemed to bolster my brother but I woke up before he did or didn't jump.