BlairBros' Adventures

14/7/16
Dream 1: I was in Wizard101 on a quest for the sharpened blade spell. I was in a relatively modern world, with monorails everywhere. I talked to a British guy and then dove underwater to get to a cave for the quest. I then reemerged in the main monorail station in the city.

Dream 2: I was playing table tennis in my shed, listening to a KSE song, when a redheaded girl walked up the driveway. She said that I knew her and that she was going to a 'Hellfest' concert and invited me to come along. I recognised it as a date opportunity and gladly accepted, though still a little mystified.

Dream 3: Eluveitie were playing a show and it was the debut of their new violin player. I thought the concert had finished but the added another song and she sang in it, surprising everyone.

Dream 4: I was in a world like from the first willy wonka movie, where I was on a giant car powered by coke and some other ingredient. It was very slow but you feel th engine bouncing around inside.

13/7/16
Fragment: I was playing Wizard101 and changing the colour of my clothes before going on a big quest.

Dream 1: A group of barristers were discussing the difference between legal terms like murder and manslaughter and the like. This was sparked by a recent tv interview where a celebrity admitted to murder, however no one was sure what she had actually done.

Dream 2: There was a big 'dropper' style puzzle full of fire and pitfalls everywhere. I just make it through to the bottom, almost getting crushed.

Dream 3: I am in a forest when suddenly a huge swarm of flying dinosaurs comes screaming over the tops of the trees and I run for my life. I end up somehow in a kid's playground and then meet up with my parents. I then went over to a group of adults and talk about socialism for some reason.

Dream 4: I was at a fancy boarding school somewhere far away in a shared bedroom. Some guys came in and told me that there was a formal event on tonight, so I got up and joined them. We got in and lined up for some food. We joked around with the guy serving the food and they all decided to get drunk together. I decided to go home instead, however when I got home my dad asked me why I didn't stay and stuff like that.

Fragment: My mum was asking me if I had enough money for something.

12/7/16
Fragment: At university there was a nude woman singing.

Dream 1: I was at Sargon of Akkad's house waiting with about half a dozen people for a tour. We were in a lounge room of some sort, but the door to upstairs was locked so the tour guide left to get a key. Meanwhile there was a toilet out in the open on the floor and a woman used it, then I followed suit. We eventually got let in upstairs and went through a room with computers and audio equipment.

Dream 2: I was sitting in a large room with two double rows of desks with chairs and computers. I was sitting in one next to my brother, with other students taking up the rest of the space. We were in a test but had a lunch break, however we had to eat in silence. My brother kept on talking though, so I got pretty annoyed at him not being punished.

Dream 3: I was watching the tv where they had a report on the Euro soccer tournament. They were talking about how the Australian team could be included in the next one, and were discussing the players and coaches.

Dream 4: I was in some giant adventure. I was stuck underground with my mum, however we managed to crawl through a cave to emerge in a building. There was a news report about some giant game a crazy person was playing, where the map was divided into 6 parts and she had already taken over 2 of them. I think we had to stop her by rescuing people from the other areas.

Dream 5: I was at my high school's gym playing some variant of two player basletball. The balls were large and squishy, we each had one and a hoop on our backs sticking up and had to shoot our ball in their hoop without them doing the same on us. It was pretty intense.

Dream 6: I was at a night time athletics competition and was running in the 800 metres. I thought it was 4 laps but it was only 2 so I mistimed my sprint. After the race we meet my Grandma who wanted us to run earlier so she could have done something else.

Dream 7: I was playing a video game. At the end I got to modify a girl's clothing to my choosing. I was then given the option to pay money to train her in a pokemon gym style way, which I declined.

11/7/16
Dream 1: I was at my house and a large tiger was stalking outside the back door. I looked out the window and tried opening the door a few times but couldn't get outside. Eventually I went over to the neighbours house, where it turns out it was a giant zoo owned by an Indian prince and he was missing a tiger. I told him about it being in my back yard and he thanked me.

Dream 2: I was at a talent show. There were a lot of really weird acts, like people pulling string through themselves and playing music on strange instruments. I was involved in an act where we had to beat a little kid who ran around really fast.

Dream 3: I was playing League of Legends and learning how to play it from a friend who was with me. I complained about having to pay a lot of money to progress quickly.

Dream 4: A music label was releasing some new music and I was part of a group who they played tracks to and we had to guess which band they came from. I thought one song was by Ne Obliviscaris but it wasn't.

10/7/16
Dream 1: I was outside of a basketball stadium waiting in a car with my family. I was talking with them to pass the time.

Dream 2: I was running around an athletics track, similar to at a training session. I met up with an old friend who used to do athletics, we talked for a bit and then got a sausage and a drink each from a stall.

Dream 3: There was an argument with a pair of twins, which led to gossip about them spreading like wildfire. People were talking about how I had reopened old wounds and I shouldn't get involved and stuff like that.

9/7/16
Dream 1: I was travelling to my uncle's house for a party there. On the way I passed an old, derelict house where my dad supposedly used to live back at university. I got to my uncle's house and went through the cleaned up garage to the living room. There was food and balloons everywhere and the party started in earnest.

Dream 2: I was in a line going through airport security. I think I was travelling to a tropical island of some kind and I had to go through a check that I didn't have any guns on me or anything.

Dream 3: I was casting a game of pro Dota. It was a LAN tournament in a house so the two teams were set up on either side of a room with us in the middle. Before the game I listened to one team captain and therefore accurately predicted their draft, knowing they would pick Phoenix, Faceless Void and Rubick (I think). The other team however picked a seemingly random draft that I couldn't really understand. As soon as the game started however that team started pushing down mid lane and were suddenly taking barracks. The first team tried to stop them but the other team's teamfight was too strong and they wiped them a couple of times. They took two lanes of barracks before the first team surrendered. My co caster was stunned, the game had ended in 5 minutes, the fastest ever. I too was flabbergasted but recognised that the other team ha actually had a very clear and clever strategy.

Dream 4: I was going to a voting booth with a friend for an election. We got there just in time but I lost my friend inside and I couldn't find where to vote properly. I accidentally stumbled into a counting room, and when they found me in there they got angry, shooed me out and began counting all the votes again. I eventually found the right place and looked at a political cartoon in a newspaper.

Fragment: Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.

8/7/16
Dream 1: I was running in an election against some imposters. I think there was something about crows.

Dream 2: I had a big fight with a boss in a tower in w101. After I defeated him I left but forgot about the loot so I broke back in to the tower and took it. I went to a market and a woman there offered me a quest to learn the sabretooth spell and some additional gear, which I started.

Dream 3: I was in high school and was part of a Chinese class. Because we were so small we were in the same room as an economics class. The teacher gave me something to read and then answer some questions about. The economics class people were looking at me funnily as they didn't know if I studied Chinese or not.

Dream 4: I was with my mum at her new house and we were testing out all of the keys and roller doors and stuff like that.

Dream 5: I was discussing singing and music theory with a few other people, particularly in relation to heavy metal.

7/7/16
Dream 1: I was at a school gym or something and a guy got me into a headlock. I was pretty pissed because he threw my back out. I tried to get him punished by the department but they didn't do anything.

Dream 2: I was going to see a movie with my dad and we went to a subway first to get some food. We could make our own stuff and I got a thing with steak, cheese and bacon.

Dream 3: I was at my old primary school where some kids were playing bat tennis. I watched them for a bit and then went into an office. Someone in there told me that Sargon had gotten into a big argument with some SJW scholar and I started watching them duke it out.

Dream 4: It was the final game in a Dota championship and XBOCT and Funnik's team somehow escaped a trap and won by rolling out with all 5. It was complicated but it went into slow motion as it happened and I heard Tobi screaming out "Heeee goooot theeeeem oooouuuuutttttt!!!".

6/7/16
Dream 1: I was voting in a British election which was about some weird positions over things. There was a big swing towards Labor and there were concerns over the legitimacy of the election. After I voted I had pizza for dinner.

Dream 2: I was in an underground train station where I was held up by two policeman. They searched my stuff and found a small container of gold which had some kind of drug in the bottom. They then used a Taser on me, which subdued me but I remember it didn't hurt very much and I recovered to my feet quickly. After I explained how I had no idea how the drug came to be there I was released.

Fragment: A woman was dancing.

5/7/16
Dream 1: I was in a sort of futuristic science centre in a huge tower. We came under attack from aliens and everybody ran around screaming trying to hide. I ran around for a while then tried to hide in a room full of beds but an alien found me.

Dream 2: I was in China, initially trying to get a job at a library then I tried at McDonalds.

Dream 3: All public transport stopped working, so trains an trams were being stolen and driven around the streets by random people. It was very dangerous and I almost got hit by a train going down the middle of a main street. I rescued a school group and took them to a Ceres like garden.

Dream 4: I found a house in a park in the city with an amazing view. I hung over the roof to see the view, the skyscrapers of the city on top of a cliff with a river and park before hand, and heard two women in the café below discussing how great the view was. I then fell down onto the balcony and ran away. I then travelled to a prison nearby and tried to bust out a supposedly innocent woman, however when we got her out she turned out to be evil and held one of us hostage.

4/7/16
Dream 1: I was playing an RPG MMO with my younger brother to try and get him engaged in something. He finally starting using a protective ball spell and we started getting stuff down. I spent a while on top of a vantage point looking around the map at night, seeing a huge lake in the middle surrounded by docks and a city at one end and mountains at the other.

Fragment: I was part of an infomercial.

Fragment: A woman was singing.

3/7/16
Fragment: I was playing some sort of game.

Dream 1: I was introducing afl to some people at a game in the stadium.

Dream 2: My dad and stepmum split, he takes his stuff, packing boxes of books and stuff for moving.

Dream 3: I was in a class in high school, working on a timeline of some kind, when Jamie sat next to me. We worked together and started chatting, then walked off together to hang out.

2/7/16
Fragment: I was at a school play of some kind.

Dream 1: I was at my uncle and cousin's house, we were discussing the merits of the word retard. My other cousin was being a stereotypical SJW contrarian :p.

1/7/16
Dream 1: I was playing Dota and the enemy teams' sand king and enigma caught us out with their ults. I was playing juggernaut however and ended up beating them. There was also a Tiny I think.

Fragment: I was in a factory of some kind.

Dream 2: I saved a unicorn of some kind and then it taught me some magic as thanks.

Dream 3: My brother and I were having a simultaneous wedding to Dora and Elsa. It was at some semblance of my cousins house and there was a big party afterwards. My cousin talked about the evils of brushing teeth or something and I gave a big speech.

30/6/16
Dream 1: I was taking a maths test at uni and there was a trick question. I pointed it out to the teacher and after a while he relented and we had a bit of a giggle about he had tried to trick everyone.

Dream 2: I was in a car where alestorm was playing over the radio. An Asian guy was explaining something and then sparks shot against my window and almost shocked me.

Dream 3: I was fighting against some giant global dictatorship, part of some sort of rebel group. I fly in a plane with about 10 other rebels towards the capital, narrowly avoiding being detected. When we arrived there we had lost a couple of men but we still tried to execute the plan. A few guys sacrificed themselves to distract the officials while I freed some of the Olympian gods. I got them into my plane but discovered I was now being chased. We managed to get flying and just escape, travelling through a portal just before we were attacked. I dropped off the gods in a mount Olympus like place and the flew back to rescue my friends. I managed to infiltrate the prison and pretended to work there to free my friends, but I think one of the guards suspected me of being who I was.