One Up Seeker

Okay, so today my dad just busted into my room and told me to get up. When this happened, I immediately forgot all of my dreams of the night. My time to ponder over my dreams and think about what just happened was literally obliterated. Thanks dad.

1. I was in my friend Dylan's house. It was dark inside of his house, and we were just chilling, sitting down in some chairs. Suddenly a guy I know from school went directly in front of Dylan's face and mooned him. I remember getting mad, and then he came over to me and mooned me in the face. This guy was really white, so his butt was also extremely white, and it was also hairless.

2. I was on my street and as I was walking down it, I saw two bugs. I came up closer to these bugs and saw that one was an armored beetle, and the other was something else. They started fighting, and it was pretty intense. The beetle threw the other bug, and then the other bug would charge the beetle. The beetle was winning, and continuously kept getting on top of the other bug. My dad came out of no where and watched the fight.
After a minute of watching it, he picked up the bugs and threw them both on me. They didn't stick to me or anything, so they just fell back to the ground and as they did, they immediately continued fighting. The beetle was black and had 2 horns that were curved inwards. I don't really remember at all what the other bug looked like.

(wow, this has been the worst my recall has been in a long time, noooo)