Cynical

November 16

My dream wasn't that exciting. It was pretty much everyone I know in a call of duty map, fighting each other in a massive free for all. I think I made a few truces, and my parents ran away from the battlefield.*

There was a treehouse that we would all meet up in and make battle plans. I can't remember how the dream ended, but I do remember my second one.*

It was a combination of Skyrim and a Dragonball Z fighting game. I was controlling Gotenks, running up a snowy mountain and getting in pretty epic fights with dragons. It was pretty cool until I encountered some giant black dragon (assuming it was Skyrim's main boss). I went about the usual fighting methods, but none of them worked on it.

It came down to a midair energy battle. As I readied a kamehameha blast, a bunch of other dragon ball z characters showed up, and then I woke up.*

November 26

The only part of my dream that I remember involves Rayman Origins and a time travel machine. Also, a tiny bit of Skyrim.*

I was in a giant building. It was empty but for a thief and a time machine. He told me he existed simply to allow me to have fun in this dream. (Dunno if I was lucid.) I do know I had some dream control, because when I talked to the time machine,the Skyrim dialogue of style came up instead of the machine yelling.*

There were five years listed: 914, something in 1170s, 1482, 2011, and 2067. I went through the years from earliest to latest. The first option simply opened the machine, and there was a dead kitten inside the machine. The second and third were also random dead things. The fourth took me forward by 20 days.*

I was sitting on the corner down from my street. (It's a hill, so I could see the corner from my house.) There was a desktop computer in front of me, with porn playing. No idea what it was. I had this "spider-sense" feeing, and looked at my house. I saw my mother in the top room, staring at me viciously. I couldn't find the time machine anywhere, and now she was chasing me with an axe.*

I tripped, and I fell into the time machine. I just hit 2067, and prayed to god that it wasn't going to be shitty.*

I was in a black chamber, with a blue glow illuminating everything. There were thousands of seadragons, talking in English. They were discussing a wedding soon to happen, and they were gushing about how beautiful the bride was. Now, this is where the Rayman Origins part kicks in. I had to use each dragon as a stepping stone, and I had to use some as a thing to swing off of. Eventually, I got to a little corner, and there was a hole in the wall, so I crawled through it.*

There was a giant blue blob sitting there, with over 10,000 bulbs on its back. It looked at me and instantly attacked. I was momentarily shocked, because this thing was FAT. Then I kept jumping on it, punching all of the bulbs. After it died, two seadragons barged in and told me to stop right there. I was under arrest for murdering the bride. They slapped cuffs on me, but I remembered I was able to use shouts like a dragon in Skyrim, and teleported near the time machine. I kept speeding up, but I had to keep stopping to kick each door open. After 6 doors, the thief was there, and instantly freed me with a key. Then we fought back.*

And then I woke up.*