Cynical

November 27, 2011

This was pretty awesome.*

The first dream I had was kind of scary. I was told to go to my church from my house, at 2 AM. It's about 10 minutes total, and the last street I have to walk on is extremely long. I was close to the church, but then I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around and got a fist in my face. Then they mugged me.*

I had to start the mission over, but it was always the same outcome. I never finished it, and I died.*

The second one was another combination of Rayman and Skyrim. It started off with watching my brother play Skyrim. He was using some overpowered sword that I had never heard of. I wanted that sword, and he told me how to get it.*

Next thing I know, I was in a classroom. There was a necromancer, giving a lecture on something. I knew he had the sword, so when he was done talking, I snuck to his podium and stole a dagger. Then I slit his throat.*

An alarm sounded, so I grabbed the sword and ran. There was a trapdoor in the next room, and of course I jumped down it. I was suddenly in a giant lake, and there were doors everywhere. I had to punch them to open them, and each new area was darker than the last. Screaming could be heard everywhere, and there were a bunch of fucking scary fish down there. (Google gulper eel or hachetfish) I think I made some wrong turns. When I found an exit, I turned around to see a gigantic crab chasing me.*

Once I reached the surface, I was in a small graveyard. There were a dozen people fighting a giant shadow. It took me a few minutes to realize it was a dragon. Apparently, it was level 80, and then it killed everyone.*

I never saved the game.*

I had to run through the nightmarish lake again, but this time the crab appeared in front of me, and I never won.*

November 30, 2011

Pretty interesting...

This was a weird dream. Everyone kept committing suicide and coming back to life throughout it. I think there were around 170 deaths.*

There are two parts in my dream that stick out. *The first: My family and I are gathered in the living room. There's a giant tv, with a crate on either side. My mother says something about a gift from the president. Then, both crates open. They're dolls of Shrek and Donkey (from Shrek, if you couldn't figure that out.), and my mother says I can only pick one, and there's only one Shrek doll, so I took that one, of course. My sister freaks out, calling me many names. Then stabs herself to death. She walks in the door about two seconds later, "Hey, what did I miss?"

The second: Brianna, Barry and I are in the woods. We're sitting on top of a giant rock formation. We might have been talking about movies, but I know that we were missing someone. Kevin had yet to come here. As we came to the subject of paranormal activity (not the shitty movie), Kevin appears behind us, shirtless and covered in blood. He says he tripped on a twig. Then he jumped off of the rock, in his 17th suicide. (Everyone had a little counter above their head.) The rest of us went to an arcade.*