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, 04-21-2012 at 09:40 AM (477 Views)

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last night I dreamt I was going to a job interview with one other person. We sat at a table and the interviewer showed us a project that SIEMENS worked on last month involving train tracks. The tracks were broken in some places and needed efficient repairs. I suggested making the tracks narrower and the trains faster, to which the interviewer replied was a too expensive approach.
Before I went there, I was exploring a new dating site. It resembled myyearbook in a way. I met an interesting female on there while playing a game. I should have caught on to the fact that I was dreaming when I noticed the web site's url was strange as hell. It was like "MiaYck.cx.so.me" I should perform a reality check on all URLs. The other time I should have caught on was when I noticed the map of the train tracks suddenly became the back of a DVD case.
The other person I went into the interview with was my stepbrother. When we came to the interview, we waited in a lobby with a microwave and refreshments, a table with two chairs, and then a ton of empty room beyond that. He grabbed 3 tuna-style cans of food, while I grabbed only one. The solution I proposed to solve the train problems was a humorous application of the "Venturi Effect". Suggesting that if the tunnel was narrower, it would have less environmental impact, and that the trains would be forced to go faster to fit through it at the same pace.