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Last night I dreamt that me and my brother went to a singing contest, to where there was only one competitor other than us two. Strangely, all of the people who were to audition were children, and I was the only grown man at the competition. I wasn't sure of what song to sing, and I was like "Why the hell am I auditioning for a singing competition? I such at singing!" My father and the host of the competition told me to go join the other competitior and think about my performance... I began thinking of what songs required a deep singing voice, as I was least likely to fail at singing in a deeper tone. I was contemplating Richard Cheese songs, but I couldn't for the life of me get the lyrics right. Later on, we were all in the Gymnasium, and there were a bunch of kids sitting around a long "Slip-N-Slide" type of structure, which apparently was used as a table. At the other end was a female figure in a throne, and I was at the opposite end of her, laying on my side because fuck indian style sitting. I'm a grown ass man I'll sit how I want. I remember replying to a statement she said with a joke and she replied with "What is the meaning of this?" to which one of the children responded "He's a funny guy!"... I'm like... what the hell is this, why am I the only grown man in a childrens singing competition? Anyway... That's when that dream ended.
Before that I dreamt that I was in my high school physics class, sitting at the back of the room hanging with the other students, when suddenly I sustained an eye injury. I don't know what caused it, but it bled a lot. There was a crease in my pupil, and strange bruising on my top eyelid. I went to the locker room to look at the injury in the mirror, but I gought caught up with something. I was in my underwear and a t-shirt when a random adult female came in to ask me questions. For some reason, I decided to try to change my underwear in mid conversation. She continued to talk to me as usual. I become aggravated with the fact that I couldn't find another pair of underwear. So I started trying to steal other students' underwear. They were all so small that they would only cover one leg. I eventually just put my original pair on.
When that was over, or rather, when dream #1 was over, I spawned in the middle of a body of water, and I was playing with a model ship, discussing with my mother the science of ship. We appeared to be in Greece, in a river of some sort with thick green jungle surrounding it. We were swimming upstream, we passed a small boat, but the stream was too strong to make use of it. After a whuile of travelling, I complained of being tired, to which my mom replied by kicking some river rock into the shape of a bench. Suddenly, the bench turned into a gross and moldy couch, to which I commented on as my mom plopped down in the couch and kicked back. She told me some storied about her life in greece and that we were close to camp. I looked on the couch to find a "Classy Porn" fashion magazine. It advertised clothing by showing the beauty of the human body.
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