KingYoshi's Dream Journal...My World is Different

March 11, 2011
Lucid Dream 192: Instability Reigns
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 5
around 7:00am
WILD

Category - WTF


I woke up briefly and as I returned to sleep I felt SP trying to kick in. I went with it and soon SP had fully set in. There seemed to be no HI of any kind. There was a lot of noise...a familiar buzzing with a lot of muffle conversation. Several times the conversation volume grew to shouting levels, but I couldn't understand any words that were said. I soon felt my self rolling around my room. Once the rolling stopped, I stood up with quite a bit of difficulty.

The dream was quite blurry and everything seemed to be moving slightly (as if I were dizzy). I attempted to stabilize, but had considerable trouble clearing things up. I managed to get the dream decently stable and I walked to my front door and exited onto the porch. Upon exiting the house, the dream was fuzzy once again. I tried to stabilize, but nothing seemed to be working. I jumped off the porch and when I landed the the entire environment shook violently. I got the dizzy feeling and everything was blurry and mixing together. I stumbled my way down to the truck sitting in the driveway. I started rubbing the truck and smelling the air. I couldn't smell anything. I could hear a slight buzzing in my ear and I took a deep inhale and tasted the air. I couldn't taste anything either. After applying all 5 senses with a little focus, the dream cleared up a little bit.

It was still relatively fuzzy as I attempted to walk forward and immediately began spinning in circles. I couldn't stop it on my own, so I grabbed hold of the truck once again and I stopped spinning. I kept thinking, "WTF is going on here? Haven't had a dream this unstable in a while." The dream was once again so blurry that I could barely make out the environment. I jumped into the air and attempted to take flight, but just kind of hung in mid-air for a bit. The dream immediately became crystal clear as I was hanging in the air. I could move my body, but I couldn't move in any direction. I flailed around in the air for a while and attempted to force myself forward.This struggle lead to me waking up in bed.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 191: Feeding Frenzy
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 4
DEILD

Category - Exploration


....I felt my self fade in and back out of reality and knew my DEILD was successful. My body began spinning around and I noticed I was in the basement of my house. After a short period of spinning/rolling in place, I stopped and stood. Everything was a bit fuzzy, so I performed some quick stabilization techniques. Everything cleared up rather nicely.

Through the sliding glass door I could see it was dark outside. I turned away and headed toward the stairs. The wood paneling on the lower half of the walls had names carved into name. There must have been hundreds of them. I read a few, "Ben G, Alastor, Gobbleton, James was here, etc." I didn't waste much time reading them and headed up the stairs. I exited via the front door and it was still dark outside. Pulled over on the side of my street I noticed about 3 school buses, several cop cars, an ambulance, and a firetruck. All the vehicles had their lights on and specialty lights (cop car, ambulance), but there was no sign of life among them. I suddenly remembered some that I wanted to recruit for my dream army. I leapt off my porch and took flight. I floor over the trees and up over top of the nearest mountain. On the other side, I noticed the ground had turned to the sky, so I stopped and landed at the top of the mountain.

I decided to dream spin and see if the problem fixed. I just performed a quick 360 (didn't want to spin too much and scramble everything). It worked. There were woods in front of my. I took flight once more and stayed low to the ground, dodging trees and such. As I flew it gradually turned to daylight. I flew upon a small lake or giant pond. I flew lower over the lake/pond and skimmed my hands on the top off the water as I flew. There was a tiny island in the middle of the lake, barely large enough for two people stand. I flew over to it and landed on a large, flat rock that (located on the island). I noticed the lake/pond had suddenly became very swamp-like.

The water had a thick layer of green something (algae?) floating on the top. The surrounding trees were no longer pine trees and had all become mangrove trees. There was a vine covered tree in the middle of the island I was standing on. I scaled up the vines to a limb that hung out over the water. I felt around in my pocket until I found a blunt and pulled it out. I performed my usual, invisible lighter trick, and lit the blunt. I smoked and started looking around for some wild life. A few moments later I started to notice several gators were swimming in the area. As I observed them, I began to notice more and more in the area. I now noticed that they all seemed to be swimming in my direction. I wanted to throw something into the water and see if they attacked it.

I stood on the branch and began rummaging through the leaves over head. I found an orange and soon after there were oranges everywhere. I started throwing them in the water and the gators were viciously splashing about and attacking the oranges. All of the gators were gathered below me. There must have been 50 of them gathered under my limb and the immediate surrounding area. I started launching oranges as hard as I could aiming for the gators head. When I hit them with the orange, they sunk under water for several moments before resurfacing. I began launching oranges like crazy and it turned into a game like whack-a-mole. The gators were stationary and popped up in and out of the water as I launched oranges at them. This went on for several minutes when I suddenly got an idea.

I sat on the branch and wiggled my feet in the air. The gators broke out of their whack-a-gator state and began chomping the air and jumping up a little trying to bite my leg. Once they were all viciously aggressive. I took a deep breathing and jumped off the branch. My arm got caught in the trees vines and I was just hanging there as the gators chomped below me. I struggled for a bit, but couldn't seem to wriggle free. I could feel my actual bodies arm and figured the dream had become unstable. I performed a couple nose pinch RCs (for stabilization purposes) and could feel the vine loosening up. The vine suddenly let go and I dropped right into the middle of the gators. As I hit the water I felt gators slam into me from all angles, but unfortunately, I woke up immediately (I think the rush of emotion/adrenaline kicked me from the dream). I was a little disappointed that I didn't keep my cool, but I did just jump into the middle of 50 hungry gators .

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 190: FORE!!!
Series: Friends, Episode 5
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - Exploration/Action


I'm in the basement of my old house along with the cast of the t.v. show, Glee. Me, Puck, Finn, and Rachel are playing some sort of resident evil multi-player game. Quinn and Santana are there along with a girl I know, cC. We are at a boss battle against Tyrant. The dream shifts from us holding controls to us actually being in the game. cC is controlling the Tyrant and are all running running around avoided the attacks. The Tyrant's attacks are slow developing, but do to his large wingspan and massive claws on each hand, he covers ground rather quickly. I have a pistol in each hand and attempt a dodge/fire technique, but the claws catches me and knocks me across the basement and into the cinder-block wall. I slowly get to my feet and begin to search for an herb. I found one in the corner and immediately smoked a joint of it. I then went back to dodging and firing my dual pistols.

The Tyrant is knocking everyone around like crazy and it seems that we are doing no damage. I noticed that Rachel has a bad ass shotgun, but isn't using it. I yell at her and tell her to "F***ing Shoot it!" She fires one shot that comes nowhere close and screams in fear. She then runs behind the pack. I rip the shotgun out of her hands and hand her the pistols while yelling, "This is how you f***ing shoot this gun!" It was a pump shotgun and I walked up in front of the Tyrant and began blasting away at its face. I shot, quickly pumped, shot and repeated until the shotgun was out of ammo. It seemed to barely even hurt the Tyrant. I thought, "F*** this boss takes a lot of shots!" I looked around the basement to try and find something to use when I noticed a few red barrels in the corner (everyone knows what red barrels are for right?). I pulled Puck and Finn to the side and told them about the barrels. I then asked when we had last saved and they told me it was right before this fight. I told them that was good because we should probably just hit reset. Puck shouted, "Nah, lets kill this mother f***er right now!" I replied, "Dude, even when we kill him, what are we going to do for the rest of the game. We just wasted all the ammo we had been saving. For no reason, I might add." Finn agreed and Puck gave in. We hit recent and the scene started over. I immediately took the shotgun from Rachel and fired a few necessary shots to lure the Tyrant toward the barrels. It swung and i ducked under its arm and dove forward, spinning my body around to shoot the barrels. I fired the shot before I hit the ground and blew up the barrels. The Tyrant splattered all over the place. I looked around and was pissed because I had to clean all the blood out of the basement. For no apparent reason, I became lucid.

The Glee cast had changed to random DCs and I had forgotten all about them. I ran outside and took flight. I flew low over the ground and up over a nearby hill. I noticed there was a large structure in the distance as i grew closer and closer I could tell it was my castle. There were several folding beaches chairs in the front lawn. As I landed in front of the castle I saw my friends Cliff, Ryano, and Deej. Kate Beckinsale was sun bathing in one of the fold out chairs. I greeted my friends and then bent down and whispered in Kate's ear. She opened her eyes a replied, "Oh, hey baby." I then kissed her and rubbed my hand on here stomach. She was wearing a very sexy two piece bikini. I wanted to f*** her right there, but I resisted. I then walked back to my friends and told them we were lucid. I started doing the "look at your hands" RC and everyone else started doing it too. My hand was completely normal except my thumb and pinky had changed positions. Ryano had a couple toes on one of his hands. We kept showing each other the weird things are hands were doing. I noticed there were some scattered golf balls laying on the ground, so I turned to Kate and said, "My Queen, will you fetch my driver?" She then reached under her chair, said, "One step ahead of you," and handed me a driver.

The rest of my friends suddenly had golf clubs as well. There were also random people walking around in the field. We all began trying to hit the people with golf balls. I noticed a little kid holding a balloon. I hit the ball and then concentrated on the balloon. I imagined it popping. I then saw the golf ball smack into the balloon and popped it. The liitle kid started to cry, but was soon knocked out by Ryano's golf ball. I fist pumped the air and shouted, "Shut the f*** up whiny little b****!" He then started high five'n everyone. I turned back to the field and searched for a good person to peg. I saw an old man walking with a cane. I stroked the ball in a line drive and guided with my mind right into the cane. It shattered and the old man fell face first into a cow pie. I then noticed Ryano was way out there beside the old man. Ryano took his foot and smashed the old guys head deeper into the cow pie with it. He performed the Captain Morgan pose" using the back of the old man's head as a foot stool. We continued to peg the pedestrians until I felt the dream slipping. I decided to DEILD as opposed to trying to stabilize.....

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 05, 2011
Lucid Dream 189: Baking in the Ninja Wagon
Series: Friends, Episode 4
around 9:30am
DILD

Category - Action/Drugs


I was standing in a long line at the airport and I noticed there was a confrontation going on up ahead. I was already at the back of the line, so I left to go check it out. There was a guy I knew, Richard. He was arguing with two other guys about something. I noticed one of the guys pulled a knife out of his back pocket, so I speared him to the ground and knocked the knife out of his hand. Security guards came over and immediately handcuffed the guy and then they demanded that I be searched. I knew I had weed on me, so I asked them why I was being searched. They told me that no one would have tackled a guy with a knife unless they were on some sort of drugs. I laughed and said, "I'm not afraid of a skinny dude with a switchblade. Hell, I would have tackled him if he had a gun." The security guards looked at each other as if they had discovered the lost city of Atlantis. One of them said, "Yep, he is definitely high a f***ing kite! Take the drug head into custody. We don't even need to search him!" I was cussing the entire time the guard was cuffing me. Once he was done, I looked down and saw that they had only wrapped large bread ties around my wrists. I held them up in front of me and pulled my wrists apart. The bread ties easily came apart. The guards flipped over the table in the room and dove behind it. One shouted through a walkie-talkie, "He just snapped the cuffs in half! He is a crazed freak of nature. Fire at will, fire at will...terrorist! Fire at will!" I stood there stunned and thought, "Am I on Punked? Is this a dream or something?" I instantly became lucid after saying this. I performed a nose pinch just to make sure.

I shouted at the guards in Arabic (not real Arabic, but I pretended like it was, lol). They started yelling, "Shoot him. Shoot the terrorist devil. He's a satanist!" I turned and proceeded to leave the small conference room. I was now out in the main area of the airport and there were people running around everywhere. Every single person was running in the exact same motion. It could have been the weirdest shit I had ever saw. I observed this for a moment, while I performed some stabilization techniques. I then exited the airport and a van pulled up beside me (the tires squealed as the van slid almost sideways and stopped right beside me). The van was black and had a huge red headband tied around the whole van. The sliding glass door slid open automatically and I saw ninja9578 was driving (the same ninja from here on dreamviews). He told me to get in, so I hopped in. There was a female in the passenger seat that resembled Ninja's avatar. She asked me how the dream was going and I told her that it basically had just started.

I was about to light a massive blunt for us when ninja stopped me. He then reached out his hand, so I handed him the blunt. He seemed excited and told me "Wait until you see this." He pushed a button on the dashboard and shelf with a built-in container popped out. He then dropped the blunt into the container, pushed another button, and blue flames started dancing inside the container. He pushed it back into the dashboard and smoke just started pouring out of all the vents. The air tasted like pineapple and there was so much smoke that every inhale was like I took a hit from a blunt. The chick asked some questions about dreams. Me, her and Ninja talked about dreams and dreamviews for a while. I can't remember what all it was about, but Walms name came up at some point in the conversation. Now Walms was in the van too.

I was beside the window on the left and Walms was beside the window on the right (there wasn't a middle seat). I was so high that my body started hovering above the seat. I then began floating around in the van like there was zero gravity. I looked out the front windshield and saw a large brown figure walk out into the road about 100 yards ahead of us. I thought, "Is that....a guy in a bear suite?" As we got closer I noticed it was Smokey the Bear. Ninja out a weird laugh and shouted, "Prevent this.....motha f***aaaaa!" He pushed a button and a huge flame shot out of the front of the van and caught Smokey on fire. Ninja gunned it and plowed into the flaming bear. There was a loud thud and I looked out the back window and saw Smokey flipping through the air with a trail of flames following him.

I now noticed there was a mounted machine gun on below the window that was molded into the van. I asked Ninja about it and he said every Ninja Wagon needs mounted machine guns. Walms had one on his side too. I grabbed hold of it and began shooting street signs, windows, etc. Suddenly we were in a desert and there were terrorist all around us. Me and Walms were shooting the terrorists who were throwing molotov cocktails at the van. Ninja turned on some rap music and started pushing buttons on the dashboard which shot fire and ninja stars out of different parts of the van. I awoke as we were about to enter a desert town.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

I just woke from a nice, vivid, string of lucids. This is the best quality string I have put together since I got back into practice, by far. Hope you enjoy...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 186: Kodiak Attack
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 3
around 9:00pm
DILD

Category - Horror/Action


First thing I remember is being at my house. Wes J calls me and we start talking on the phone. About midway through the conversation, he is at my house and we are no longer on the phone. I give him the tour of my house and my cat (Miyu) violently attacks his hand. I suggest that she smells other animals on his hand and he proceeds to put lotion on them. We walk outside (onto the back deck) and I begin to telling him about this massive spider web that I saw earlier. Suddenly, I notice there is a canopy overhead made of spider web. It is thick and seems to house quite a few spiders. I quickly jumped off the side of the deck and backed far away from it. I could feel my heart pounding in fear of the spiders. I have arachnophobia. I see Wes grab the canopy-like web on the deck and pull it down. He then begins shaking it and spiders are falling out onto the yard. I said "F*** this!" and took off running around the house, dodging/ducking under several different spider webs and entered the front door. I walked through the house to the sliding glass door, which leads to the deck.

The deck was now spider free, so I joined Wes outside. Apparently my mother was now at my house and she told us that she had saw a bear outside. We noticed there were several dogs running around the back yard. As the dogs ran around, they slowly began to resemble a black bear. After a bit, there were three very small black bears running around my yard. I wondered where the momma bear was. Suddenly, a large black bear emerges from the nearby forest. It walks over to its cubs and then quickly jerks its head in our direction. I immediately told everyone to run inside. The bear came barreling toward the deck. I was about to enter when I noticed my mother was still outside and couldn't make it in before the bear. I left the door open and ran to the end of the deck. I whistled at the bear (the same way I whistle at my cat in real life, lol). It came walking up to me in a slow, dramatic manner. It snarled its teeth as I motioned for mom to get inside. She ran up behind the bear and entered the house. I immediately jumped off the back deck (the highest point of the deck). I figured the bear wouldn't follow so easily. As soon as I landed I looked up and saw the bear, which had now turned into a giant Kodiak Grizzly, leap off the same way I did. I turned and hauled ass. It caught up to me and I managed to grab the back of its neck with one hand. I kept my arm locked and pushed back as I ran in hopes of delaying my capture.

I suddenly got an idea and began scratching the bears neck. It seemed to like it. We slowed down to a walk and I scratched the bears neck and patted it on the head. It was holding out its tongue like a dog and seemed to be enjoying the attention. I walked him around to the front of the house and began petting him and playing a little. I said, "Ok, meet me around back!" I acted like I took off around one side of the house and he barreled happily around the other. As soon as the bear turned the corner, I whistled and said, "Ok, now is the time!" A group of ghostly dogs (not the lunar wolves) came running to my aide. There were lead by my deceased golden retriever/chow chow mixed dog, "Dakota." I ran inside and out to the back deck once again. I watched an epic battle between the towering grizzly and the pack of dogs. The grizzly dominated most of the fight, but the dogs managed to get him rolled over on his back. Dakota swiftly leapt to the bears neck area and tore out his throat. Blood spewed like a fountain as the bear struggled for a few moments and then collapsed. I had been commentating the whole fight and I began scream cheering/commentating the end like it was a last second, super bowl touchdown for the win.

A few moments later I walked by the computer and a beam shot out and began transferring me to inside the computer. I knew I was being transported to the same world as Tron. I thought, "Wait a second! Transferred to Tron's world?" I slowly began to feel lucidity coming on. Finally, I reached up my hand and performed a nose pinch RC to confirm I was dreaming. I was being pulled into a strange place by a tractor beam. I eventually stopped in a neon world similar to Tron's level in the game Kingdom Hearts 2. Several neon glowing robots attacked. I threw out my hand and summoned my keyblade (the snakes weren't wrapped around it as it seemed to not be fully powered up). I slashed through the robots and ran down a long neon corridor. I was looking for Tron. I called out his name a couple of times and eventually found him laying face down in a cell. I cut open the bars and helped him to his feet. I asked him what happened and he asked me if I was a "user." I told him I was and he told me that we had to get out of here because Sark had started the self-destruct sequence. He lead the way as we battled through some more robots. There was a giant set of black stairs. We ran up them and jumped into the glowing light that hovered above them. I heard explosions going off behind us as we entered into the light.

I landed on solid ground and everything around me was white. Slowly a scene started to fade in and I was back in my house with Tron. He thanked me for saving him and I told him he could thank me by joining my empire. He shook my hand and agreed to join us. Tron becomes Star #5, the Program Star. I told him to follow and we would head to the castle. I dove headfirst out of the sliding glass door. The door popped off the house clean and intact. I landed on the deck and leapt off. We began running down the street when the dream began to fade. I immediately decided to DEILD...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 187: To the Castle
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 4
DEILD

Category - Exploration


....I was back in the my living room. Tron was nowhere to be seen, so I figured he had went on ahead to the castle. I exited through the back door of my house. Dakota (my deceased dog) was floating/running around the yard. I whistled for him and he floated up to me and licked my face. I told him that I wanted him to join our empire. He could command his ghost dogs alongside Seine and his lunar wolves. I've decided to call them the "Canine Legion." I told him to meet me at the castle. He nodded, sniffed the air, and then disappeared. Acquired star #6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star. I turned and leapt over my house and landed on the front porch. I vaulted high into the air, performed a back flip and slammed down onto the hood of my car (Hancock style). The car smashed into the driveway and glass shattered around me. The glass came from nowhere because all the windows in my car were still in perfect condition. I decided to look for Kate before I headed to the castle. I took flight and flew up to the clouds. I was flying through cloud after cloud. The clouds felt and smelled exactly like when you put your face up to a vaporizer (if you have never done that...DO IT...it is f***ing awesome, lol!). I dipped below the clouds in search of Kate, but I was too high up. I attempted to fly closer to the ground, but the ground suddenly changed into the sky. I was afraid to land because I didn't know where I would end up. After a moment or two, the ground turned back normal again. Once again I attempted to get closer to the ground, but it changed into the sky. I looked above me and saw the ground was overhead. It was really quit trippy. I rotated over to flying on my back and I was instantly flying normal with the ground below me. I approached the ground once more and it changed into the sky. I decided to land anyway. I landed on a cloud which was more like fog. The ground below me was solid and as I walked, it slowly turned into a foggy marsh-like area.

I began calling out for Kate. My voice echoed in a rather creepy manner. The sky was now almost a brown color and I was walking along some rolling hills. It was pretty windy. I walked up on a group of people who were animated. They were children and didn't resemble Kate at all. I called her name out again and saw another group of people. I noticed a brunette standing among them and knew it was her. As I approached I noticed she was animated as well (reminded me of the animation used in the film, "Waking Life"). She was absolutely beautiful though. I hugged her and told her to take us to the castle. She took my hand and we took flight together. She was no longer animated and she was wearing a short dress. The wind blew up the back of her dress as we flew and I could see her perfectly round ass. I placed my hand on it and gently squeezed. I said, "I f***ing love your ass!" She laughed playfully and continued to fly. I separated her legs just a bit so I could see those perfect lips (if I ever met a girl irl with a pussy THAT perfect, my face would be in it all day!). I got a hard on looking at her. I then position myself up behind her and placed "myself" between her thighs. There was no insertion...she just straddled my cock (my hard-on was apparently much larger than it should have been ). I wrapped my arms around her waste, as she rode me like a witch on a broomstick. We flew for a while before crashing into the roof of a building.

It was a surprisingly smooth crash. We were in a large shopping mall (it looked like we had landed in a JC Penny store). Kate told me that she needed to buy some things for the castle. I told her that she could just meet me there later. I first bent her over the glass sale counter and inserted myself. I only performed 4 or 5 thrusts and then stopped. I told her the rest was waiting for her at the castle. I kissed her for a bit and then flew out of the hole we had made in the roof. My father was now with me and he was leading the way to the castle. He was flying very slow, btw. Eventually we landed in a neighborhood and dad proclaimed that we had arrived at the castle. I looked around, but only saw a log cabin, a convenient store, and a Rite Aid. He then lead me behind the log cabin and I saw the stone castle. It wasn't very big for a castle. In Suikoden, the castle starts small and grows as new members are recruited, so I figured this piece of shit castle was perfect. It was about the size of a large house. I entered and made my way up to one of the lookout towers. The wooden steps that lead to the tower creaked as I ascended. I looked out and noticed there was a McDonald's behind the castle as well. I began looking for everyone else.

First I called out to Tron and searched the house until I finally found him. Next, Kate was easy to find and I told her to go fetch Gaia from her room (which worked perfectly). Gaia was wearing a completely see-through gown and I resisted the urge to have my way with her right there. (As we traveled around the house, I kept an eye on everyone, so they wouldn't be lost or change to someone else). We climbed some stairs to the third floor of the castle and exited onto the outside platform area. I whistled and looked out toward the woods. After a few moments Seine walked out of the woods and flew up to us. I sent him back to fetch Dakota. I had to whistle again after a bit and several canines (wolves and dogs) came out of the woods (about 7 in all). Seine and Dakota was among them (I assumed the others were important pack members). I looked around at my group and was actually quite impressed I was able to summon them all together like this. I then began discussing future expansion plans. I said we would destroy the McDonald's first, but Tron suggested that we just invade the McDonald's and make it a part of the castle. He claimed that 1$ double cheeseburgers was a hard deal to beat. I agreed. I then asked if anyone knew of a good builder/construction person who we could recruit, but the dream began to fade before I got an answer. I decided to DEILD once again...


March 3, 2011
Lucid Dream 188: The Lemon Pledge Star
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 5
DEILD

Category - WTF


...I was still in the castle, but on the 1st floor. I stood up and stabilized the dream (which was crystal clear and didn't really need it). There were several people sitting at a table behind me. There was a guy with a long red beard, the sumo sized guy from the movie "Shallow Hal," and actor, Bill Hader. I remembered Bill's opening scene in the movie, "Pineapple Express," so I reached in my pocket and felt around until I found a blunt. I pulled it out and smoked it with all of them. About halfway in, I was feeling super baked. I heard a noise behind me and saw someone climbing in through the window. It was actor, James Woods. He was singing a song that made fun of Henry Winkler. He seemed to be extremely drunk. I passed him the blunt, he paused from his singing, hit the blunt, and then began singing the song again. I can't remember the lyrics, but they had me geeking in the dream. I finally got him to stop singing and sit down at the round table with us.

I looked at Bill Hader and said, "When did you guys get here?" He looked a little nervous and said, "Well the front door was open, so I figured we would crash here. I told the hot chick at the counter that our band was looking for a place to stay." I asked him what his band was called. he told me they were a traveling band that went by the name, "The Nameless Band." I laughed and asked where the name came from. He said, "We couldn't think of a name, so we decided to be nameless." I fired up four blunts and started passing them between the five of us. I told the band that they could stay in the castle and be the house band for my empire. I Bill accepted the offer and become star #7, the Rock Star. James Woods said he wanted to join as well. I asked, "So, what can you do for us James Woods?" He replied, "Well, I like to clean stuff. Like this room...I would love to clean this room." Clearly, James Woods was tripping balls! He continued, "I know! I could be the head maid here." I laughed and told him that it was a deal...as long as his entourage included hot female maids. James Woods became star #8, the Lemon Pledge Star.

A few moments later the light cut out in the room. James Woods got scared and said ghosts would get him. I yelled at him, "Don't say shit like that in a dream you imbecile!" I pushed the ghost thoughts out of my head and attempted to turn on the light switch. It didn't work. I looked at James Woods and said, "Your first duty Mr. Maid...fix that light." He asked where the bulbs were and I called him an idiot and told him to fix it with dream control. He then held out his hand and turned the light back on. A few minutes later the back porch light cut off. I walked out and attempted to fix it myself. I saw a small glow and was slowly expanding it when James Woods popped a balloon in my face. They all busted out laughing and I got mad and told them I almost had it. Woods made a "leave the maid duties to me" joke. I then attempted to turn it on again. I shouted, "Let there be light!" It lit up and then immediately fizzled out. James Woods began laughing at me and said, "Maybe you should sing, 'This little light of mine.'" They all laughed so hard they were in tears. I lit another blunt and smashed the light bulb with my fist out of frustration. The surge in anger caused the dream to become unstable. I decided against another DEILD chain in fear of forgetting everything thus far. I awoke.

108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 5 - Tron - The Program Star
NEW 6 - Dakota - The Reunion Star
NEW 7 - Bill Hader - The Rock Star
NEW 8 - James Woods - The Lemon Pledge Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

March 1, 2011
Lucid Dream 185: Mixed Bag of Randomness
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 3
around 7:00am
WILD

Category - Random


I woke up in the morning still tired, so I decided to head back to sleep. SP started setting in, so I decided to just go with it. It didn't last very long and consisted of some shooting stars and crowd-like conversation.

After completing the transition, I found myself laying on a basketball court. There wasn't a game going on, just a lot of people shooting around. I attempted to pick up a ball, but coordination was way off. Finally, I picked up a basketball and it felt extremely awkward in my hands. My arms felt weak, so I took a running start and launched the ball as hard as I could from the 3-point line. It barely reached the front of the rim, but I got a favorable bounce thanks to my lucidity and it went in. I stopped and began stabilizing. I felt my strength return to me. I kicked a rolling ball nearly the full length of the court and used my mind to make the ball go in. I saw my friend Diddy standing beside me, so I told him we were lucid. I then attempted to fly. Just before takeoff Diddy grabbed my shirt tail and we took flight. I flew around the gym for a bit, before the weight of my passenger pulled me back down to the ground.

Diddy had now turned into P and we were no longer on a basketball court. We were in a bar. The bottom half of the walls were wood paneled. I could see reflections in the wood panels as if they were mirrors. It was pretty sweet actually. There was country music playing in the background and a lot of people were wearing cowboy hats. I noticed quite a few girls walking around topless. I saw a girl I knew KT. She was also topless and had incredibly puffy nipples. Naturally, I had to place my mouth on them. The dream got unstable and I felt as if it was going to end. I decided to DEILD. I now realize that the dream had stabilize just before I laid down in the bar. I actually didn't DEILD, but some weird shit happened.

It felt weird. I didn't feel myself wake up and I never felt SP, but I was getting some crazy hallucinations. I was seeing random scenes as if I were zooming through them at top speed. I nearly crashed into people, houses, and other structures as I zoomed through random scenes. Some were beaches, cities, and desert town. The entire time, I heard my friend Diddy telling a story in the background. He was laughing about a dude named Ross who jumped out of a car going 60mph and ended up in a coma. Suddenly, I was in a room and I could feel sleep paralysis. My body was hovering above the bed and I slowly began to spin. I then slid off the bed and hovered across the floor. I looked to my right and saw a giant Woody doll (the one from Toy Story). It crawled across the dark room in a rather sinister manner and licked the side of my face. I imagined that it was probably my cat in real life that was licking my face. I then actually woke up to my cat licking my face, lol.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I interact with the lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 28, 2011
Lucid Dream 184: The Lake Party
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 2
around 4:00am
DILD

Category - Party/Sexual


Before becoming lucid, I remember a brief cave scene and something about a war. The next thing I remember is becoming lucid on the back deck of a lake house. I never performed a RC, I just knew I was in a dream.

I looked out and small grassy knolls were scattered around the area. The clarity was superb. There were a whole bunch of jews and arabians gathered around the lake house. They seemed to have been segregated, with jews on left and arabians on the right. They all were sitting around and mingling with one another as if they had been waiting for a while. I walked up to the back balcony, raised my hand and said, "Attention!" They all turned and looked at me. I then said, "Now you must fight over the holy land! Fight over Jerusalem!" They all repeated after me like robots, "Fight over Jerusalem!" I spoke again, "Yes! Now lets hear you say it like a Jamaican! Hey, lets fight ova Jerusalem, mon!" They all attempted to use a Jamaican accent, but it wasn't pretty. I then shouted, "Ok, now its 80's rapper time! 1, a 2, a 3 to the 4...lets start a fight on Jerusalem's floor!" Everyone's attempt at 80's rap was even worse than the Jamaican one. I laughed and noticed there were three people who looked out of place. In the very center of the crowd on top of the tallest knoll in the area, was one white guy and two black guys who were sporting hip-hop attire. I shouted to the crowd, "Lets leave it to the professionals. For your entertainment, I give you...Rapper's Delight!" The three guys began singing Sugar Hill Gang's, Rapper's Delight. All the arabs and jews began dancing (or rather, trying to dance to the music). I watched this bizarre scene for a moment and laughed at some of the dance moves.

I looked just below the deck and saw an attractive blond standing on the ground. I whistled at her like she was a pet and motioned her to come up on the deck. The two bouncers posted at the stairs allowed her through. She began to talk about it being an honor to meet me or something, but I just placed my hand on top of her head and pushed down a little. She smiled, unzipped my pants, and began blowing me. It felt extremely realistic at first, so I began breathing slowly to keep the dream stable. Suddenly, I began to feel it less and less, so I said, "F*** it!" and began ramming her head. She was now pushed against the guard rail with her mouth open and I was face f***ing the hell out of her. The dream started to become fuzzy. I heard a seductive voice behind me say, "Be careful or you will lose the dream." I stopped and began to stabilize. Once stable I stood the girl up. I asked her if she wanted anything, and she said, "A picture." I laughed and said, "OK." I told her to get naked and she did. I then bent her over and and began pounding away, I shouted, "Take a picture!" A camera man ran out of the back door and snapped a picture with a high tech fancy camera. The picture immediately printed and he began shaking it like old school. He then gave it to her. The dream started to fade again, so I stopped. I stabilized once again and was surprisingly able to stay in the dream.

They chick began looking for her clothes and I said, "You don't need clothes. In fact, no one does." I looked out into the crowd, which was now made up of college aged guys and girls, and shouted, "Everyone take off your clothes! What kind of party do you think this is!?!" They all stripped. I then heard someone clear their throat behind me. I turned and saw my friend Shawn and Aaron, Kate Beckinsale, and another woman. I said, "Relax! We aren't stripping." I looked at Kate and said, "Well, you are as soon as we get back to the castle." She smiled and I turned to the other woman. It was Gaia (Jamie Murray) from the show, Spartacus: Gods of the Arena. I spoke, "Oh and you will most definitely be joining us." She smiled and said, "It would be my pleasure." I winked and then told everyone to follow me to our bar. I walked down the steps and into a bar area. The bar was a little underground and had small rectangular windows lining the top of the room. Out of the windows, you could see bright green grass and a lake. On one side of the bar, the water was covering the window and I could see a large dragon like creature swimming around in the lake. The water was crystal clear. I looked at Gaia and spoke, "Not only will you join me and my queen in the bedroom, but join us as a member of the Royal Family." She smiled and told me that she needed a little convincing. She then began massaging "me" under the table with her foot. I stood up and took her and Kate's hand. I then walked them behind the bar and into a back room. It was a bedroom that was dimly lit with candles. I sat on the bed and watched Gaia and Kate undress and began kissing and rubbing on each other. I laid back and Gaia proceed to sit on my face. After performing oral on her for a while, we returned to the bar. Gaia accepted my proposal and joined us. Gaia becomes the 4th star of the "108 Stars of Destiny". She is known as the "Temptress Star."

I turned to Shawn and Aaron and said, "Well now that business is over...what should we do?" They looked at me weird so I told them that we were lucid and should do something cool. They were completely useless coming up with ideas though. Aaron suggested we play hide and seek. I laughed and told him no. Shawn's suggestion was to kick a puppy. I laughed once again and a puppy came running into the room. Shawn gave it a gentle nudge with his foot. I said, "Dude, you are dreaming...that puppy isn't even real. If you are going to kick it, then f***ing kick it!" I then swung my foot back and booted it out of the nearest window. I told them to think of something cool while I stabilized. I stared at the bar t.v. and noticed a football game was on. It was the Denver Broncos vs. the St. Louis Rams. I watched it for a moment and saw a punt return where the returner was going crazy and made like 7 people miss, but ended up getting rocked and gained only a couple yards. I remember thinking, "Where the hell was the blocking?" Mike D was now with us and he suggested that we do shrooms. He pulled out a bag and we all ate some. The bar and the dream around me began to melt. Suddenly the whole scene melted and I was in a solid white void. There was no floor or any type of structure around me. I was just floating. I suddenly heard some music playing. The music slowly turned into a loud beeping. I noticed it sounded like my alarm clock. I then woke up and immediately wrote down the dream.

the, 108 Stars of Destiny
NEW 4 - Gaia - The Temptress Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 23, 2011
Lucid Dream 183: Reinforced
Series: Friends, Episode 3
around 5:00am
WILD

Category - WTF


Hmm, so I got wasted drunk and passed and ended up passing out on a friend of mine's couch. I woke up around 4:30am, got a drink of water, and went back to the couch. I went to Netflix and started to watch the newest Spartacus episode when I began to drift. I tried to stay awake and watch, but I kept falling in and out of consciousness. I got up to piss and then when I laid back down, I felt SP setting in. I'm surprised I was able to keep consciousness as tired as I was, but I managed to enter the dream state with only some brief HI/HH. I sat up on the couch and stabilized the blurry room. Spartacus was still on the t.v. I just sat there for a while and watched it. There were several people who aren't actually in the show. Angelina Jolie was one of the Gladiators. Olivia Munn was one of the other slaves. There were a couple more that I no longer remember. Later on that day, I watched the episode in real life. I was impressed with how much of the dialogue actually come through to my dream. After a very brutal fight scene where Angelina cut off the heads of two other gladiators, I decided to resume the quest from my previous LD.

I got up and turned toward the window. I dove head first toward it and just before hitting the glass, I noticed a there was a metal frame on the other side of the glass. It was like a flat, mesh frame. I slammed into the glass and it jarred my entire body. I bounced back a little and fell to the floor. It actually made me a little woozy and didn't exactly hurt, but it certainly didn't feel pleasant. My friend ran downstairs yelling, "WTF are you doing?" I stood and I asked why he had metal windows. He told me they were reinforced for hurricane season. I laughed and said, "Motha f***er! We live in the Appalachian Mountain range! You don't need hurricane shutters!" He replied in a slow, drawn-out, philosophical-like tone, "Better safe....than...sorry." He then turned and got excited that Spartacus was on. I walked over to the front door and opened it. There was a huge metal obstruction in behind the door. I turned to say something to Shawn and noticed that the ceiling fan had been reinforced with steel as well. I looked at Shawn and he is wearing a metal body suit. He noticed the expression on my face and pointed at the t.v. It was the weather channel showing a hurricane coming toward the shore. I looked at the land mass and couldn't tell where it was, but it definitely wasn't the east coast (US). I pointed this out to him and he said "Oh, your right." He then pushed a button on the remote and all of the reinforced steel retracted. I exited the house.

Shawn followed and I explained to him that we were lucid. We then began flying around in the sky. I showed him how high up I could fly. I kept flying higher and higher, until I was in outer space. I looked around and I couldn't see anything, but stars all around me. I looked out into the distance, but could see no end. I noticed something coming toward me. As it approached it got bigger and bigger, until I noticed it was a whale shark. For some reason, I freaked out a bit and dove back down to Earth. Me and Shawn landed in a wooded area and looked around. There was a huge colony of beavers all working around me. One of them looked at me and spoke in a woman's voice, "I have been poisoning your wine." They all seem to be working together to cut down the trees. All of them were wearing hard hats. A tree fell in the background and one of the beavers started shouting, "She is dead!" I walked closer and saw a beaver laying under a tree. One of them looked at me and said, "It must have been the wine!" They all looked pissed and came marching up to me in unison (left foot, right foot, left foot,, etc). There were at least 30 of them. The one in the front began speaking (what I thought was German). The beavers behind started doing the gestapo march. I now noticed that each beaver had a red cloth wrapped around one of their arms. There was a black swastika on each cloth. They stopped in front of me and stood at attention as if they were awaiting my order. I began to feel the dream fade as I laughed and wondered what the f*** was going on. I tried to hold on, but couldn't do it. I awoke.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 20, 2011
Lucid Dream 182: The Dawn of an Empire
Series: The 108 Stars of Destiny, Episode 1
around 2:00pm
WILD

Category - Exploration/Battle


I have just recently finished the anime "Berserk" and I realized I was a lot like Griffith (in the sense that I have always wanted to be the King of an Empire or the king of something). I decided I would work toward building a lucid empire in my dreams. After a few lucids where I completely forgot about it (previous few dreams), I finally started the saga.

I laid down for a WILD attempt (nap) and reminded myself of what I wanted to do in my next lucid. After progressing through my technique and changing position a couple of times...SP set in. My hearing was intensified and I suddenly felt hands around my neck. The thought of me being choked popped into my head and the grip tightened. I ignored the hands and pushed the choking thought out of my head. They were soon gone as several flashing light patterns entered my vision. My body began to slide around my room. It eventually stopped and I stood up and looked around. I had successfully transitioned into the dream state.

I performed a few stabilization techniques and then dove head first out of my window. I walked over to the edge of the woods and began calling out for Seine (my lunar wolf companion). After a few moments, a jet black wolf, four times the size of a normal wolf, with fiery red eyes came barreling up out of the woods and stopped in front of me. I patted him on the head and spoke to him with telepathy. "It is time good friend. It is our time to rise. Take me to Kate!" His tail began to wag as I hopped onto his back and we flew over several mountains. I scanned the ground below, looking for some sign of her. We eventually flew upon a small village. Seine soared down and landed in front of a church. He then trotted up to the door and began sniffing it. I knew Kate was in there. I walked up and opened the door. I saw a woman with her back to me. She was placing flowers at the front of the church. I called out to her and she turned around. She could have been mistaken for an angel. She looked absolutely stunning in a casual white dress. I ran up to her, took her in my arms and kissed her. I then spoke to her, "It is time, my queen." We talked for a bit and I told her my plans. As we were leaving, I heard a noise behind us.

I turned and saw two men clothed in preacher-like attire. One of them began laughing and told me that Kate wasn't leaving the church. He said something about her being the property of god. I looked at him and said, "Don't make me kill you old man." He then opened his mouth wide, let out a demonic hiss and transformed into a monster. It resembled a chimera from the Resident Evil remake. Before I could react, Kate leapt at the monster and swung her weapon...cutting the monsters head clean off its shoulders. I now noticed she was holding a keyblade. The other priest transformed into a slightly different looking monster and Kate cut him in half. I noticed Kate was now wearing a sleek, skin tight, white leather body suit. I ran up to her and examined her keyblade. I looked at it closely and it was shiny silver, with a long flowing/shimmering/semi-transparent cloth, coming from the handle. I told her to put more power into it so I can see what it looks like powered-up. She held it above her head and shouted, "The Power of Holy! I command you!" (or something similar) There was a flash of light and a loud bang that sounded like a gun went off. It startled me a bit, and the dream became unstable. I quickly stabilized and looked at the keyblade once again. It had a set of angel wings on it that appeared to be made of silver. They flapped and moved as if they were alive. There were silver vines that curled up the keyblade shaft. The vines had some vicious looking thorns protruding from them. The actual key part resembled a cross with sharp points on it. The handle still had the long flowing gown-like material that covered her hand. There were small clouds floating around the keyblade as well. After forming a solid memory of the keyblade, I attemped to summon my own.

I threw out my hand, turned my head away and shouted, "Keyblade, I summon thee!" I felt cold metal touch my fingertips and I grasped it. I looked and saw a a simple green kingdom key. I then held it above my head and shouted, "Shine, with my inner power!" It then transformed into my keyblade. A few things were a little off, so I molded it with my hand until it looked right. Wanting to do battle along side my queen, I looked toward the back door and shouted, "Come on out and fight us!" The door slammed open and heartless began to pour out of the back room. There were also several more priests with them. We fought side by side for a while. Kate held her keyblade out in front of her and used, what I assumed to be, a holy spell. A ring formed above the keyblade (similar to an angel's halo) and a white light flashed and disintegrated many of the heartless. The ones left alive climbed out of the windows and left the church. I grabbed Kate's arm and ran outside. I called for Seine as we exited the building and he came running around the corner. We hopped onto his back and I told him to take us to the most bad ass castle he knew of. I planned on invading the castle, killing its occupants and starting my empire. We flew for a while, I realized I had been in this dream for a while. The dream became unstable once again. I tried to stabilize as best I could, but it ended as we were approaching an very blurry, enormous, white castle/fortress.

I've just recently decided (a few minutes ago actually) to try and make this a series of dreams and continue the story whenever I can remember to do so. My plan is to get to the castle with Kate and Seine, and start going on recruiting trips to try and get new members to join forces with me and take base at the castle. Much like the video game series Suikoden. I want to ultimately build an entire empire and go with it from there. Like in the Suikoden series, my recruits will be the "108 Stars of Destiny." I will give each recruit a "star name" (like the game). I've got a few good recruits in mind that I will seek out, but many decisions I will leave to "dream" time. I also plan on recruiting an adviser/right hand man to help me go out and recruit members (not sure who that will be yet).

the, 108 Stars of Destiny
1 - KingYoshi - The God Star
2 - Kate Beckinsale - The Queen Star
3 - Seine - The Companion Star

Series Details
Welcome to the epic dream series known as, "The 108 Stars of Destiny." Follow me as I build the most powerful army the dream world has ever seen. Along with the help of 108 key recruits, I take on the dream world and elevate to god-like status! Will anyone stand in my way? Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 18, 2011
Lucid Dream 181: An Unsatisfactory Performance
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 1
around 4:00pm
DILD

Category - Party/Sexual


....Sexual Content Dream....I can't remember the start of this dream for anything. I have flashes of waiting on a pier and getting onto a cruise ship. Other than that, I haven't a clue. The first think I remember, is running into a friend from high school. I was on a large cruise ship and ran into "Agi." It was night time, and we were at the back of the ship and there was romantic music playing. I began kissing her neck and slowly laid her down on her back. I remember thinking, ok I better stabilize so the dream doesn't end. From this point on I was lucid. I performed some quick stabilization techniques and removed her bathing suit. She looked absolutely stunning naked. We started slow, romantic sex in missionary. After a bit, I was bored, so I started hammering away. I changed position to where I was standing up straight and holding her upside down. The back of her head was still laying on the ground. After a bit, I rolled her over and changed holes. I was now rocking it doggy-style in her ass. I later placed "myself" between her tits and began titty f***ing her. About this time, two other females joined in. I lost lucidity during the three way action.

Agi had now turned into an attractive asian chick. I was dressed and talking to the two woman who had joined in. We were all four porn stars on party cruise. As we drank and smoked a few blunts, the girls were talking to me about the asian. They said that this was the fourth session in a row that she was unsatisfied with. I immediately got defensive. I said, "What? I was putting everything I had out there? How could she not enjoy that?" The two girls both agreed with me and said that they were more than pleased with the session. One of the girls moved her foot up and began massaging "me" under the table. One said, "Maybe she likes getting her ass licked?" I replied, "I did that! She seemed like she was enjoying it!" I woke up while taking shots with the porn stars.

Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 18, 2011
Lucid Dream 180: The Ancient Bowl
Series: Friends, Episode 2
around 1:00pm
WILD

Category - Exploration/Sports


I decided to lay down for a nap around 1:00 and try to WILD. After a short period, SP set in and my body felt like it was being jarred around as if I were in a car. After some random flashing lights and some other brief HI, the scene formed around me. I was in the back seat of a car. My friend Shawn was driving and Christoff was in the passenger seat. It appeared to be raining. I wanted to give the dream a moment or so to stabilize, so I just reached in my pocket, pulled out a blunt and fired it up in the back seat. I had some brief conversation with Shawn and Christoff, and we stopped somewhere. The windows were foggy and the pouring rain didn't help with visibilty, so I didn't know where we were. Shawn rolled down his window and began talking to a familiar voice. It was my ex. She got into the back seat beside me and immediately said, "Oh, HE is here?" I paused for a moment and thought, "Yup, I'm getting out of here. Otherwise, I may kill the bitch!. I didn't bother opening the door, thrust my body headfirst out of the car window and took flight before hitting the ground. It wasn't raining anymore and I found that I was within a deep jungle setting. My flying was too slow for my liking, so I touched down and took a running start and entered flight again. I flew through a vast jungle. Over and under heavily vegetated limbs, around massive trees, and busted through some thick brush. I came upon a huge waterfall and flew toward it. I decided to see what was behind it, but there was nothing, but a rock facing. I turned and flew up the waterfall. The front of my body skimmed the falling water as I soared to the top.

I reached the top and noticed a wall off in the distance. As I approached the wall it seemed to belong to an ancient temple. I flew into the wall and grabbed the ledge. I pulled myself up over and stood atop the wall. There was a large green field out in front of me surrounded on all sides by, multi-layered walls and seating areas. It appeared to be a large dilapidated temple/stadium/colosseum. The walls appeared to be made with large blocks stacked on each other. The blocks looked similar to those used in a pyramid. There was ivy drapped across many of the walls and I felt like I was in an area from the video game, "Shadow of the Colossus." I looked out into the middle of the field and saw a giant Colossi roaming the area. It was mostly covered in white fur/hair. I hopped off the wall and about that time, someone else climbed the wall and took off running toward the Colossi shouting, "Join me Ollie, and help me defeat the colossus!" I looked around, but there was no one else there but me. I shrugged and took off toward the colossi. I tried to shout at the strange individual to avoid its legs, but before I finished the colossi had already stomped the guy. Nothing was left but a smashed, bloody, pile. I flew around the colossi's head several times causing it to turn a circle and trip over its own legs. It fell to the ground and let off a giant shockwave that cased parts of the stadium to crumble. I leapt onto its head and sank my teeth into the soft spot on the back of its head. I bit down hard and ripped out its brain with my teeth. Black blood gushed all over me.

I suddenly heard a roar of cheers. I turned around and saw a group of people running toward me. Daledo (my friend Dale, but we call him Daledo...pronounced "Dale-doe") was in the front holding a football and said, "Yes! Now we can play football! You in!?!" I replied, Hell Yeah, I'm in!" There were eight people at this time. The other team kicked off first, and using my lucidity, I completely rocked three of the opposing four players. Our guy easily ran the kick back for a touchdown. I lost lucidity for a bit somewhere around here. I regained it just as the other team was about to score. It was fourth down and like 1 or 2 (the endzone on each side was a large wall that you had to touch with the football to score a touchdown, lol.). They threw a pass and Larry (friend from high school) caught the ball and stuck it out to touch the wall. I dove/flew toward the ball and knocked it out of his hands just before he touched the wall. We recovered the fumble. The next play I went deep, using a little extra "lucid" speed to break away from the defense and caught the ball down field. I had burnt the defender and would have easily scored, but my right leg locked up. I immediately noticed it was locked into the exact same position my waking bodies leg was in when I had been in during SP (bent significantly). I got tackled and couldn't properly stand up. I knew my dream was becoming unstable, so I began to stabilize. I waved for Daledo to come help me stand up. I got up and managed to unlock my leg.

Daledo proceeded to throw 3 straight absolutely horrible passes, that minor lucidity couldn't even help me get to (was avoiding god-mode lucidity for obvious reasons). It was 4th and like 5 yards. I looked at the other team and noticed that they now had like 30 players...all standing in the endzone along the wall. I told Dale to toss it high and I would kick off the wall and get it. I took off running at the snap, kicked off the wall, and was two whole body lengths above everyone else. Daledo didn't throw the ball and got absolutely rocked. I thought, "Damn! That was a Ray Lewis hit." I then noticed that it actually was Ray Lewis who hit him. The ball bounced around before the other team scooped it and took it to the house. I walked over to Daledo and said, "Damnit Daledo! Why didn't you throw the ball? I was wide open!" He looked dazed and said, "There were a couple of guys." I replied with a confused, "What?" He then mumbled, "They weren't up to anything good. They were trying to make trouble for me." I replied, "Ok, but why didn't you just throw it high?" He then began to mumble again, "It was my neighborhood. I would have gotten into a fight and my mom would have got scared." I laughed and said, "Your mom would have got scared if you threw me the ball?" He then jumped up with a cheesy grin on his face and said, "Yup! She would have said, "Your moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air"." He then began cheering "I Bel-Aired him in his own dream!!!" I couldn't do anything but laugh. On the next kick-off, my leg locked up again. While trying to fix it, my arm locked up too. I knew I couldn't hold on any longer and I woke up.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 16, 2011
Normal Dream: My Friend...the Anti-Christ?
Series: The End of Days, Episode 1
around 11:00am

Category - WTF/Action


It was World War 3 and I had just entered our safe house. I can't remember what had just happened, but I was shocked and felt weird. I walked up to my friend cliff and slammed him against the wall and said, "WTF was that! Who are you!?!" He smiled and knocked me back to the ground without doing anything. He smiled as I tried to recover and said in a sarcastic tone, "Me? I'm your friend..." There was an uneasy pause and he spoke again, "Just your friend...the Anti-Christ!" I could see fire burning in his eyes. I felt some very odd mixed feelings. I just found out my best friend through my life was the anti-christ and christianity had been confirmed all at once. My mind started racing and I pushed the thoughts out and said, "No, no. That is impossible." Then then lifted his hand and slammed me onto a table without touching me. A blanket wrapped so tightly around me that I couldn't move. He then shot a stream of fire from his eyes and lit the blanket on fire. I was too shocked by the whole situation to do anything. I noticed that they flames weren't burning me at all. I let out a fake howl of pain and acted dead.

Once cliff turned his back, I wiggled my arms until a small space formed. I squeezed my arms in tight and then slammed them outward, throwing off the burning blanket and jumping to my feet. Cliff looked at me and said, "So, how did you like the pain?" I smiled and said, "I couldn't feel a thing." Cliff muttered, "God must be watching over you after all." I then began asking him questions about things that I no longer remember. I looked around the safe house and there were tons of people I knew in there, friends and family. Cliff was trying to get me to join him. I laughed and said, "You told all of these people before me? All that time we spent and you never told me?" I'm sorry, but you haven't chosen a path that I cannot follow. Several people, Jess and Diddy, tried to convince me that the world would be ours. We could have it all. Diddy said, "You could own the Dallas Cowboys. You could be the next Jerry Jones!" I thought about how cool that would be for a moment and then shook my head. I replied, "And destroy the world in the process? Then burn in hell for eternity once I'm dead....Sorry, thats not going to happen. I will not be a slave to anyone...anti-christ or not." I looked at Cliff and said, "Honestly, all those years of friendship." I looked around at all my other friends in the room as well. "All those years...what do I mean to you?" Cliff looked at me with a carefree expression shrugged his shoulders and proceed to mimic stomping a bug." I felt emotion slowly building within. A tear rolled down my face and I looked around and said, "I loved all you guys. So many good memories, gone!" Cliff said, "Then join us." I replied, "I'm leaving. If you have to kill me then do it." Cliff shrugged and said, "If thats what you want. We thought it may come to this."

Cliff then pulled out a butter knife. I reached in my pocket and also pulled out a butter knife. We began an epic butter knife duel. I was running along walls and performing jump stab moves and all kinds of crazy maneuvers. Cliff was also skilled with his butter knife, but it was easy to tell that my butter knife skills were superior. Suddenly, other people in the room jumped in against me. I was fighting in a 30-on-1 butter knife battle. Only a few fought at once though. The others sat in the background and waited their turn (until I knocked somebody down, or through a window, etc.). They stood around us with menacing looks and jabbed their butter knives into the air while growling. Like an old karate movie. I awoke during this epic battle.

It took a few moments for me to comprehend what the f*** all that was. My heart was pumping as I performed a RC (confirmed I was awake), looked in the mirror and said, "What the f***?"

Series Details
In the dream series, "The End of Days," the world is coming to a close. With the hype surrounding 2012, many of these doomsday dreams have been popping up. See the events of the apocalypse unfold with more entries to the series.

February 12, 2011
Lucid Dream 179: Out with a Bang!
Series: Fearless, Episode 2
around 5:00am
DILD

Category - Action


I was running down a back alley. I needed to find somewhere good to hide. I heard a man shout, "Freeze!" I immediately dove head first through a nearby window. The process of diving through made me lucid (one of my usual lucid activities). I scrambled to my feet and waiting just beside the window/against the wall. The cop placed one leg through and I immediately grabbed it and slammed it down onto the leftover shards of broken glass. The glass was still sticking up in the frame and hadn't been completely busted out. The officers leg sliced like butter and separated from his body. I smacked him across the face with it and knocked the rest of him back out of the window. I then took off running through the house. There were random DCs sitting on the couch as I ran by. I busted out of the front door and began running through house after house. One had a hot Latina chick in the shower. I did the comedy movie-esque stop and stare for a moment. I then took off and exited out onto the street. I lost lucidity somewhere around here.

I ran down toward a forest but as I approached the edge, another cop sprung from behind a tree and tackled me. I proceeded to fight him as well. I took his combat knife from him and stabbed him. By that time, I was surrounded by pointed guns. Having no way out, I surrendered. They cuffed me and took me to a prison. I vaguely remember getting my mugshot taken and then I was in the shower room. The showers were individual stalls (like in a normal bathroom). One arm was handcuffed to a bar that hung above the stall. The officer/guard waited on the outside. I kept trying to think of a way to escape, but I couldn't think of anything. I knew I had possibly killed two cops, but at the very least had two attempted murder counts, along with a plethora of other offenses. I was looking at life. I attempted to shower, but it was crazy difficult to maneuver with one arm handcuffed above. I heard a quiet "ping" sound. I looked down and saw an ink pen had been dropped by the guard. I quickly snatched it with my toes and passed it on to my hands. I immediately bent the metal clasp (on the pen) into a lock-picking shape. I then used it to free the handcuffs. I kicked open the door to the stall, knocking the officer down. I then grabbed the back of his head and slammed it against the nearby sink, knocking him out. I regained lucidity at this time.

Now wearing police gear, I walked around the prison acting like I knew everyone. I went looking for the high security area of the prison. I found a steel door cell with a small slide door for food delivery. I slid it open and whistled for the prisoner over. He was a beastly russian dude (I'll call him Dimitri, even though he was nameless). I told him that I would let him out if he helped me fight through the hordes of guards/officers. I told him to step away from the door and I kicked it clean off the hinges. We took off down the hall and jumped a couple guards (who were toting M4's). We stole their guns, shot them, and then heard the sirens going off. We shot our way through three guards who met us at a corridor. I lost lucidity during this gunfight. I saw a ladder that led to a high ceiling. I began climbing and told Dimitri to follow. I reached the top and Dimitri was about halfway when a group of guards came in and shot him off the ladder. I opened the small door on the ceiling and entered the attic. There was a window, so I shot it out and jumped through, landing on a separate section of the roof. I then jumped down off the roof and tossed aside the gun (its clip was empty).

The prison was in the middle of a small community/town. The ground was covered in snow and I dove head first into a slide and slid all the way down a hill (unrealistically mind you) to the bottom area of the town. Once I reached the bottom, I looked back and saw a group of policeman following. I entered the nearby building. I knew who was hiding out in the building. As I climbed the first set of stairs, I called out..."Yo its me, Zack! KingYoshi!" Mike (my friend) walked around the corner holding a shotgun. He said, "You just about got your head blown off!" I quickly told him I had broke out and there were police coming now. We ran upstairs and into the top of the building was a condo. There tons of weapons laying out. Brandon was also there. I grabbed a shotgun, an AK-47, some ninja stars, and a katana. Moments later the cops burst through the door and we started an intense gun fight. It reminded me of the one in the movie "Takers." I awoke during this time (before I got to use my ninja sword ).

Series Details
Join all the action in the dream series, "Fearless." You never know what I may run into, but you can guarantee I'm ready for a fight. Stay tuned for more blades, guns, and explosions in this series!

February 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 178: Not to Scale
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 2
DEILD

Category - Exploration


...I smoothly transitioned back into the dream state and realized I was still on the beach. It was night time though, and I decided to try and raise the sun. I left the beach area and walked to the other side of a nearby house. I looked into the sky, raised my hand slowly, and imagined the sun rising. Slowly, the sun began to peak out from the surrounding mountain ranges. The sun was a bright neon purple color. I raised it all the way up over the mountain range and it started to pulse. The sun was firing off deep purple shock waves that mixed into the dark sky...tenting the dark sky a deep purple color. As the shock waves passed over stars, the stars began to flash (twinkle) in many different colors. The stars began swirling and formed trippy formations. There were mushrooms, alien heads, u.f.o.'s, a dog house, large 5-point stars, and some other things. The stars were flashing different colors and the entire sky was like one big acid trip (maybe, I've never done acid, but you get the picture...lol). After just watching for a while, I decided to go ahead and light the sky normally. I looked off into the horizon and imagined the sun rising. With little effort, the sun rose into the sky, eliminating the atmospheric disco in the process.

I decided to call out to Seine (my dream pet/accomplice...he is a lunar wolf). I called his name several times and he eventually came barreling up over the nearby hill and stopped beside me. I telepathically said to him, "Lets fly!" I hopped onto his back and we took flight. The wind felt amazing against my face. The sun was warm, but unlike real life, I could stare directly into it and my eyes weren't effected. We flew over several mountains and forests when I spotted an airplane flying to my left (it was up much higher in the air than we were). Seine immediately howled and made a sharp turned toward the plane. He started growling and flew in its direction. I grabbed him by the fur on the back of his neck and turned him away. "No, we can't follow that right now, I'm looking for something!" I could tell he wasn't pleased, but he turned and continued in the direction I was steering him. He soon forgot about the plane and was wagging his tail as we flew. I pushed down slightly on his neck and he plunged toward the ground. I pulled up on his fur just before we hit then ground and we flattened out parallel to it. We began flying through a twisted path through the woods. There were tall, thick masses of trees on either side as we winded deeper and deeper into the forest. Soon the area opened up to a small lake (or possibly a large pond). I noticed some strange formations on the other side of the pond, so I steered us across. As we crossed the pond/lake I kicked off my shoes and let my feet skim the water. It was refreshingly cool. I dismounted Seine and felt the soft fluffy grass between my toes as I walked toward the strange formations.

I noticed they were extremely small houses. There was an entire mini village. The houses were around 1 or 2 feet tall. There were small sidewalks, mailboxes, and picket fences. I looked into one of the windows and saw the blur of a tiny person quickly slamming closed the curtains. All the houses windows were blocked by curtains. I saw a tiny note laying on one of the houses porches. I tried to read it, but I made the mistake of starting over and all the words had changed. It started with "Return to your giant village and...." There was quite a bit more, but I accidentally changed it. I looked out beyond the tiny village and saw a huge wall. As I examined the wall, I noticed that it belonged to an enormous house. To this house, I was about the size of an action figure (maybe a little bigger). There were many more houses behind it and it appeared to be a giant village. I was just about to take flight and explore the giant village, when the dream began to fade. I didn't want to risk forgetting this very vivid dream, so I allowed myself to wake.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What exactly does it mean to be KingYoshi? To find out, stay tuned for more entries to the series!

February 8, 2011
Lucid Dream 177: Dark Streets
Series: Meiseki na Yume, Episode 1
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - Exploration


I was in a room planning strategy with several people from the anime, Blood+. We were discussing ways to kill Diva (a queen chiropteran from the anime). Saya was in the room with us, as well as Haji, David, Kai, and Lewis. Suddenly, the door burst open and James "Ironsides" walked in. He stated that he wasn't there for blood, but there to give a warning. He said, "If you pursue Diva, you will all die. However, if you turn Saya over now...your names will be forgotten." I laughed and began making fun of James. I was trying to provoke the evil within him. He also wanted to acquire a large dresser that was in the room with us. It was a vanishing cabinet (like the ones from Harry Potter). He walked up and knocked on it to see if it was hollow. I laughed again and started talking shit. His eyes glowed red with fury, and he stormed out claiming we made a fatal decision. We got back to strategy talks. I was getting bored so I started molding balloons. I was slowly forming faces out of the balloon with my hands. I made a few and then started making a Mega Man face. I looked away at one point and when I looked back, the Mega Man face had changed into a Washington Redskins helmet. I performed a RC and became lucid.

I stood up, turned, and dove headfirst out of the window, taking flight in the process. I was flying over a city. It was dark outside and I heard voices from behind telling me to wait. Saya and a few of the others had apparently became lucid as well. I landed and we all began free-running (parkour). The city was dark and there weren't many street lights. I noticed there were many owls flying around in the city and a lot of homeless people. Several times I performed tricks/stunts over sleeping homeless people. After running around the city for a while, I spotted a chiropteran (human/bat monster hyrid). Me and Saya began battling chiropterans in throughout the city. I cut several of their heads off and Saya finished them off with her blood (her blood is lethal to them). We entered a building and began exploring a crawl space/ventilation duct. I came upon an alternate vent and entered it. The others told me I was going the wrong way, but I ignored them. There was sunlight coming through the vent up ahead. I came to the end of the vent and it opened up onto a beach. I stood on the sand and felt the wind blowing across my face. I could smell the saltwater and even heard/saw several seagulls flying above me. It was a beautiful site indeed. I felt myself waking up, so I immediately prepared to DEILD...

Series Details
"Meiseki na Yume" is Japanese for, "Lucid Dream." In this series, I take my passion for anime and combine it with my passion for lucid dreaming. Join me as I explore the world of anime the best way I know how, in my dreams! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!