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1. Went disc golfing with my sister and started finding all the discs that I had recently lost. We played hole four and bombed them down to the river. When I got there, I wanted to look for my lost valkyrie. I was approached by some guys recruiting for their band, the vocalist was a friend of mine, but I told them I don't have any musical inclination. They said I either should be professional at disc golf or that there are a lot of "hot bishes" here with how often I come. They asked if I play piano and I said a little. My sister came down the stairs and attempted to throw and failed until I advised her differently.

2. There was a massive disaster at New York City and I was transported, along with many others, to a nearby shelter. When we got there, many were already injured. We were each put into little segments of office space. I was paired with a girl from the south. The leader of the aide came down the stairs and began to give a speech on equality and anti-segregation. The girl I was with attempted to burp but farted and I said "That's hot."

3. Hanging out with my friend. We walked past a setup of massive speakers and enormous sub-woofers. Supposedly Skrillex was going to be playing shortly. We went to his YouTube account to watch his music videos. Every single one was very choppy and looked laggy. Then my friend, Isaac, commented, calling Skrillex "Lag Hrimmexks" and it was immediately the top comment. I'm out of date on my memes.

1. Went to a new hookah store in my city. When I got there, my brother and everyone cool was there. My brother was getting a tattoo from the shisha lady and I checked out beef flavoured condoms. She really liked me and gave a discount that I could use the next time I came in.

2. At a pool for a hotel. The water was really warm but it was disgusting. I swam for a while and ran into a boy holding another younger boy. Some kids were picking on them, so I called them out. They wanted to fight so I came at them. They backed out and the boys thanked me.

3. At a friend's house in country when it began to snow. I decided to try and drive home. I encountered dozens and dozens of detours but went through them regardless. I drifted around every corner and eventually had to stop to be safe.

1. At the disc golf course with my friend and some unknown disc golfer. We were playing on a course just like our home course but it was in his home country by Australia. It was the middle of the night but the course was lit up so well. According to the man, it always is a bit brighter than dusk there. I took a picture of a pond and sent it to my sister, and then continued to throw disc.

2. A hot girl bought the house across the street and moved in. It was a girl I had previously worked with. She asked what happened to my job and I explained. She said she knows how I feel because she too was having the same issues. Supposedly, my store had called the lady that owns the entire retail chain to deal with what I had done, however this girl was cool with me.

3. I went to Cedar Point with my mom and dad. The first thing we went to was the new ride they put up. After it was over, my dad picked out a souvenir shirt and I got a wolf blanket. We all went to the restroom and my mom said she was ditching us to have a summer "fling." I yelled at her to never talk to me again and took off.

4. I was about to go out on a date with a hot girl I know. When I was getting ready, I got tape stuck on my eyebrow and pulled it off. When I looked in the mirror, my entire right eyebrow was missing. I didn't think about it and went downstairs. I talked to my dad about my new job and looked at myself one last time. The eyebrow had grown back but it was a unibrow.

1. There was a state-wide car show taking place at a park. The location only have one way in or out, the rest was surrounded by massive cliff faces. News was brought that there was a mob king there to kill as many people as he could. He pulled out his gun and started shooting. He came after me but I was picked up in a van and driven to a cliff-edge. I climbed up and out and got away.

2. The city was destroyed through some horrific airplane crashes. I walked with a group to get to the ocean front. When we got there, there was still nothing but a chilly ocean breeze. We walked to the remnants of car signs and headed towards Myrtle Beach. We needed to get on the underpass below us, so we grabbed the edge of a sign and swung downwards and took off.

3. Remodeling the house with my family at my Dad's house. At one point, he got really angry and started yelling at everybody. My sister went outside, I got a cup of water and came back upstairs, and everyone was outside except my dad. I walked outside and they were all smoking a black and mild by the garage. My brother could french inhale like a professional. My dad texted me "LOL ur 2 weird. ily."

4. Woke up in my bed and realized that I was dreaming, following a WILD w/ WBTB. I peered around my room and realized that everything was the same, but decided to re-model. I brought up a computer desk from the basement and put my tv, ps3, and computer on it, invited people over, and gamed. I also placed two speakers in the corners of my bed.

1. Locked up at my uncles house and I knew I had to get out. I escaped and managed to run. I found my puppy and carried her away with me. I ran into a massive model city and hid inside of a flavoured horse race. After some time, I saw my uncle coming, grabbed my puppy, and took off into the woods.

2. I arrived by foot at my brother's apartment in West Virginia. I walked through Sondra Lane, so perfectly named after his girlfriend, and towards the massive steps. My puppy tried to climb up them but she almost fell, thankfully I caught her and placed her safely above. My brother was sleeping on the couch so I woke him up, and he was installing a new and highly anticipated game.

3. I was walking through a nearby city and everyone was driving nice cars. Several kids created a line of Lamborghinis. I remained walking and everyone was mocking me. I disregarded them and turned to get on the side street. A hot girl I recently met texted me and told me has a dirty question. She began to rant about nothing and forgot to ask.

4. I was running down the shore-line to the ocean. On the way, I jumped into a cannon overlooking the crowded beach. I hopped into it and it shot me towards hawai'i. I barely missed the beach-goers and landed on the surface of the ocean, I began to skid over-top of the water and I made it halfway there. I swam back but decided to dive and admire the trenches.

5. I was watching a Johnny Cash concert at a jail house. Everyone was so excited that fights began to break out like wildfire. Several people were shanked with toothbrushes. Every person had a gun and was firing into the air. Johnny walked past a hot girl that used to be a judge. In reality she was unbelievably ugly and he was mega drunk.

6. Waiting around for a massive tour of a foundry with my friend. When the tour began, I was sliding down the railing using both my hands. He picked me up and began running through the massive building. It turned into an obstacle course and he ran with me on his back. Eventually, it turned into an outdoor course, where he dropped me off, and a hot girl continued the tour.

7. Walking down the street with my friend. He was getting ultra drunk and it was snowing like mad. There were SWAT all over the city. He ran at a railing in an attempt to grind on it, bare-footed. The SWAT saw his move and aimed their guns at him, but upon realizing it was just a teenage, they disregarded it.

8. I was involved in a trial of initiation with hundreds of other people. We were part of a society that revolves around being a modern ninja. I had a hot girl as my trial companion and we decimated the time trials, where we traversed rooftops covered in water. We ran into the next area and met The Wise, a young hacker. He promised us glory if we would kill the guards trying to find him.

1. Out in a city that was under siege. Parked in the central division were a bunch of air planes. There were air planes for dog fights and bombing. Somebody commandeered and weaponized the city's train. There only civilians out were hot girls. I called attention to myself and stole a plane. I flew like a champ and was doing aerial acrobatics like mad. When I landed, all the women ran to me and touched me.

2. There was a rather large party happening atop a building. It was central in a city, but outside of the bottom floor were shops and games. I sat around chatting by the parked cars for a long while. Eventually I headed inside to get cake. In the cake-room there was a projector with movies playing. After some time, I got back on track to get cake, but it was a lie.

1. Walking through some territory in Asia. The land was on sale and I was with my friend. I noted that it is the perfect opportunity to capitalize. I decided to build a shipping company and start with a headquarter. We found a building to use and searched for a room. Eventually we found it, a decent room that was cluttered beyond belief. We started cleaning everything on the floor, which was mostly tacks and pieces of a broken guitar.

1. There was an underdome beneath the city. In the underdome everyone raced for their show at fame and fortune. One unnamed driver faked his death and took a leap. His girlfriend heard of the news and was upset, but she supported him. He told her she could sit at chair eight or nineteen, but those chairs often get hit by bad drivers. She decided to stand at the sidelines and watch. During the race, the shoutcasters said he raced so well that he must have trained by kidnapping children.

2. An arena where gladiator games are played. I was drafted into a game where three guards hunt down two criminals. Before hand, we were given weapons and a few minutes to trade. I traded a wizard wand for a staff, but noticed a person that had a gun. I did a double trade, and traded back for my wand to get the gun. I went to the front of the gate, and chased as soon as it opened. We approached a playground and one of the criminals came at me. He had bottles in his hands, but I smashed them with the butt of the gun. He punched me with the glass and I went "away."

3. There was a large-scale war going on over some plains. My friend was showing me how it can be used to our advantage. We approached some headquarters and he hacked the terminals. They opened up in a secure room. Once inside, he dissected a computer and looted the parts. When he was taking out the graphics card, the owner, my other friend, walked in. He was infuriated and they fought. After the owner won, he walked up to me, and I explained that I was simply shadowing.

1. Running around on a smaller battlefield with all of my friends at somebody's graduation party. We all had a setup of our own, like Call of Duty. I would run around the entire field spraying bullets at everyone but eventually get hit. I found my co-worker there but he only came to say "Good-bye" and pat me on the back.

2. I went to see Louis CK in Cleveland for my sister's birthday. When we got there, we were the designated ushers of the show. The crowd began to chant some phrase that we couldn't understand. My sister and I walked around to try and hear a bit better, and the phrase turned into "Louis. Louis." being chanted over and over.

1. Spent time at Roscoe Ewing park to throw disc golf. I ran into a kid there that is supposedly huge in the porn industry. He doesn't exist on YouTube or Facebook but he's absolutely huge on porn sites.

2. Spending a long night at my mom's house. When I went to leave, my car could barely drive. It lurched forward and smashed into the house. I did a donut and peeled out. My brakes were horrible and I noted that I needed to get them fixed. I then followed the road to the house I grew up in.

3. I returned to my old high school. My crush was in one of my classes and she wanted to make bracelets. I went to get one and I got lost in the halls. Everyone there was completely different but so welcoming.

4. I was staying at a house with my crush. She told me that she wanted to snuggle. I was playing EverQuest and couldn't kill a boss, whom was a creepy little girl that was every boss in one tiny package. I got angry at the encounter and left without snuggles.

5. Staying at an unknown house with my family. While we were there, there was an attack on the city. The insurgents came into my house and shot my family. I broke into the garage and hotwired a truck. I managed to escape unharmed.

6. I was walking through a store by Old Navy. There were fireworks going off above the city. Everyone had left the store to go watch the light show. I went into a clothes store and met up with my mom. I started floating and gliding everywhere. The customers kept acting strange like it doesn't normally happen.

1. I was in a minecraft dungeon following a parkour session that was built by my brother. He has a weekly show where he streams our efforts. There is a killer's killer that tells others how to complete it. If you follow the path that forks right, you delve deepest and get lost.

2. There is a trail that can be followed to a very cool park. Easy and straight-forward to follow through. My friend and I go through and encounter a lone man. The man shines a light but never sees anything. He walks over to us but we manage to slip away into the darkness. We encountered another group later as well as another man with a light.

3. Hanging out behind an expensive SUV. There is a massive pop-out TV and huge subwoofers. Real-estate is brought up and this boy talks about how much he owns. It turns out that his dad had bought him everything he has and he is actually broke. I sat down and watched everyone swim in their respective properties.

1. I spent a day at the disc golf course with a bunch of buddies. We spent our time bombing discs on hole three with ease. I hit the pin nearly every time, and it was always followed by a choir of oh's.

2. I was at a party for my cousin. We were riding go-karts around having races. Some kids were playing with animals at this barn and other's were skating. I saw my cousin and asked him if he still skated but he didn't respond. Shortly after, a Louis CK tour bus pulled into the parking lot.

3. On a mission with Will Smith as a pilot. His commander told him that he needed to abort above a power plant. He did and managed to make it into the nearby water. While he was gone, Reed Timmer took his wife. They got into a fight and Will Smith was stabbed several times.

4. A man and I were hiding in the woods and the USA military was searching for us. They landed nearby and his co-partner jumped us. He hopped on him and began to strangle him. He killed him and then offered me food. Shortly after, a sniper had pinned us down but we managed to call in an air strike on his position.

5. Went to a research facility. They mentioned that technology should power technology. They gave us tricyles that run on railroad tracks and told us to race. We raced down a hill with several jumps and gaps, and came to a finish shortly after. We arrived at a circus that was fully powered due to our racing.

1. I spent my time on a beach, attempting to escape the world. One day a zombie wandered too close and I had to move onwards. I lead a group of friends away and we locked ourselves into a bathroom. We managed to find food and we began to eat. We remained stuck in the bathroom for ever.

1. Spent my time driving between Dad and Mom's house. There was severe inclement weather. My sister said she would be there, and when I got to her apartment I texted her bf about smoking a bowl. He said he doesn't do herpes or anal. A man jumped a car into a sign with numbers all over it. I left and browsed the nearby sex vendors.

2. I was on a bus that broke down outside a bank. I walked inside and began to torment all of the customers. I got into a conversation with the bank owner about leaving my money at his bank. I was unsure if I could trust him or not, but I patted his back and said that he's a great man.

3. At a presidential house for congress. The place was invaded by dozens of SWAT teams. They were swarming every bit of the house. I took off running on the balcony and jumped off. I bounced hundreds of feet into the air due to an airbag. In mid-air I realized that I shouldn't be this high, became lucid, and landed. I walked around the outside of the building and took off to fly, but immediately woke up.