Lseadragon

Vortex

Not a total remembered dream but let's see.

I was holding a party on some sort of rooftop, and flicking coins at a wall, to see how far they could bounce back. The first one went really far, the second not so much. Beyond a fence was a row of plants in a skate bowl arranged in the shape of a question mark, and we could see under some of them that there were thousands of coins. We considered breaking in to steal them but decided if we were going to do that we might as well break into his house and steal everything.

Somebody's mum came to check nobody was drinking. We all switched to cider really quickly and I left because she was weirdly cheery.


A back room, and there were six towering entrances with shifting images of ghosts and such. I was stealing a bicycle with some people; but an alarm went off and we had to run out the back door, discarding bicycle parts as we went. We considered putting the rims onto some cars to hide them, calling them "Skyrims".

Then there was this guy who was examining the doors and a lady was warning him against all of them. There was a giant figure which lead to the spirit world, and a door which had this monster who eat beans and vomited up baked beans. He went through one which lead to Neopets, found his way back, and then went through another door with the name of his ex-girlfriend to find himself in an endless procession of massive yellow folders. Eventually he had to play Rachmaninoff on a piano that appeared to get out, with his teacher suddenly accompanying him on violin. So he got out; but then people were watching a video inside the realm. He tried to warn them that without music it would collapse; but they didn't listen. He tried to whistle, but it was artless, and the whole thing imploded and I woke up.