LucidDreamer09

Had 1 really vivid dream last night, and 1 that I can't really remember much about.

1) I was living on a ferry in some sort of university where I was learning Japanese, but at a Degree standard.
My teacher was russian - tall, quite ugly, with her hair tied tightly back. She was strictly japanese - i think we had to be VERY accurate with our speaking, bow, etc. She recommended I watch a Japanese film (which I cannot remember the name of) in order to learn better. I thought this was a good idea. I also remember a mental image of the ground floor where the entrance and main hall was, and it looked like hogwarts - fairly dim lighting coming from chandeliers and candles. There was a staircase on either side of the large room, leading to a hall on the second floor. There were also halls on the left and right of the grand floor, and I'd just come from the right. I was standing next to the entrance.

2) I was in a new college, but not the real life college that I've currently just started. I was walking around the main library area, and it was extremely crowded. There were people rushing around and very excited to be in the library, as the college had a large focus on personal tuition and career choices. The library was very typical for a library - very grey, with grey carpets that you find in schools, the ones that you can get carpet burns from really easily. There were no lights on, but it was well lit from outdoor light through windows on the sides. There was something in particular that I was looking for, but I cannot remember what. Eventually, I decided to walk upstairs to the disabled + young children section. I remember initially feeling nervous and self concious, but I decided to not care what people thought of me and just went for it. I walked up the staircase near the right of the main room at the back, and when I walked to the top I stood there for a minute, taking everything in. I saw young children mainly as I looked around. I was looking for a music section, and eventually found it, immediately looking for a specific white keyboard. This room was equally large, but was far more quiet. I could see lots of musical toys - everything I could imagine. I remember thinking "I bet they don't have toy electric guitars", and upon saying it 3 of the same red toy guitar caught my eye. I walked closer to it, examining the right shelves before turning to the left shelves. I couldn't see it on the left, but as soon as I looked on the left side of it, I found the white keyboard. It looked like a fairly basic keyboard, but it was actually a fairly complex synthesizer. I began to test it out, fiddling with the keys and the modulation wheel. I played with a distorted guitar patch, and it sounded incredible. The modulation wheel wasn't doing what I wanted to, no matter what settings I fiddled with, so I looked around for help. I noticed a good looking woman around 30 years old bent over and organizing the toys to my left. She was fairly tall, busty, and had white-blonde hair. I was scared of talking to her, as I had talked to her before online, and I worried that it was going to be awkward. However, she noticed I was having trouble and came to me to help. She didn't recognize me, or pay much attention to me - she just immediately took control of the keyboard, coming out with some Jibberish that made no sense, even to me, someone who knows a fair amount about electronic sound synthesis. She said something about the low frequency oscillator controlling the wrong parameters, but it was much more complex than that. I awkwardly thanked her. There was also a vocoder on the synth.

I was back in the main section of the library. I can't remember if this came before or after the last section, but it was definitely part of the same dream. I was now amongst all the people rushing around, and I was holding a small card in my hand, about the same size as a business card. It had information that meant I was guaranteed a job in the given career field. Students could exchange these cards with Employers, who would take it and immediately take you on. I had already had a job with my friend Franzi, helping her work in the kitchen of a local hotel (which she does IRL). She had red hair in the dream, and we weren't enjoying the job at all, so she quit very shortly, and so did I. This is why I was rushing around - I had just found another card, and I was looking for the place to exchange it for a new job.

Had a bit of a dry spell the last couple of days:

1/10/12 I was having a chat with Amy, we'd stopped arguing and we were talking like normal

2/10/12 Me and Will were back at Wireless festival, however The Madness were there, so it was like Reading Festival, but not. We turned up to a tent to see Justin Bieber, because we suddenly admitted that we had a guilty pleasure for him. We walked into the tent, really excited to see him play. The tent was pretty small and dark blue. It was fairly cloudy but warm outside. The tent wasn't very packed at all - there was a fair amount of people, but not many. We got to about the middle, and a man came onstage annoucing something along the lines of "Ladies and Gentlemen, JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!". Immediately, 'One Step Beyond" was played by The Madness, with no sight of Justin - just a backing band doing a ska cover. It would have been quite cool, if we hadn't just seen the ACTUAL Madness play the same song 30 minutes ago. The crowd looked kind of amused, but slowly meandered off to see another band. The crowd was mainly middle aged/elder teens, not the typical lot of little girls you'd image to see. Me and will were disappointed at the gig.

1) Me and my friend Dan. S were waiting at the bus-stop that I always wait at to go to college. I think we were with our other friends Tom and Matt.B, but i'm not sure. It was very sunny, and Dan was showing us his revolutionary, new idea of eating Peanut butter and Jelly. All he did was spread a bit of Peanut Butter onto a regular knife that I was holding, and then proceeded by putting some jam on it. I then ate it off of the knife, and it tasted pretty good - no better than eating it in a sandwich though. Me and the others just let him have his fun and agreed that it was a good idea, although we weren't convinced We then started walking up the hill to another bus stop.

2) Me, Tom, Will, Matt.C and some others were at an open evening at our college. We were in a fairly big hall that I had never seen before. It was very dark inside, with no lights on and only the some faint street lamps outside making it able to see people. Everyone's parents were there two, but we wanted to stay together, so they were all separate. I looked to the far back left, and saw my Dad stood on his own, trying to look over the large crowd of people building up in the hall. Everyone was stood up, talking and waiting for something to happen. There was music in the background playing popular radio songs. It was a similar atmosphere to waiting for a band to come on at a gig...except it was a parents evening Eventually, some teenage girls started doing some sort of dance on stage. There was about 15 of them, and they were split into blocks, moving together to create shapes. There were exclusively black girls in the middle of the rectangular shape, which I thought was a bit racist.

3) IRL, there's a boy who walks around my College dressed as a pirate and in this dream stem, my friend Chelsea called him a "fucking hipster".

4) A kid who I used to play football with when I was younger who left my secondary school in year 8 called Harry.W's family bought the Tower of London as a family home. I think it was for his Dad's business, but Harry was just living there for the fun. His bedroom was on the top floor of the tower. I'm fairly sure the building was the Tower of London, however it was much more modern - more like the Empire State Building, but definitely in London. In this room, he had access to the cameras that take souvenir photos that you can buy. Because of this, he regularly had friends round - some of which were my friends, like Latham.C, Luke.Y, Matt.S etc. When they were round, he'd take a lot of these pictures and put them all on facebook. His profile picture was him with the bedroom window view of London in the background. It was cloudy and fairly dark outside, and the dream was shown through a series of snapshots of novelty pictures.

Last night, I cleared my mind on my dream journal in order to get back into my good recall. I hate great dreams

1) I was in my bedroom, and it there was no lights on. It was mid morning - around 9am - and it was raining fairly heavily outside. Me and my friends Matt.B , Tom and Will had some sort of plans, but I have no idea what they were - whatever it was, we were very frightened to go outside as it was raining. I remember feeling quite confused, as it really wasn't raining that much, and whatever this day out was, it was based indoors, therefore rain shouldn't have been a problem. I was playing on my synthesizers, specifically my Juno 6 and my EMX-1. However, the Juno was very small - a two octave keyboard at maximum. It was also looking very old and battered. In addition, I seem to remember there being an analog drum machine, but my EMX isn't analog, so I don't know where that came from... I was playing around on the lowest keys, along with some drum sounds, but I was struggling to get the right sound. At this point, Will called me, informing me that apparently Tom had slept in and had only just woken up - we were supposed to be leaving very shortly. I also remember finding it quite funny, as I told everyone I was ready but really I wasn't properly, and was just engrossed in my synths. Halfway through me and Will's phonecall, my Parents called, despite being only in the living room. I think it was my Mum on the phone, but she was speaking for the pair of them. They wanted to know what our plans were, when I was leaving, and if I was going to let the rain call off the trip. During these calls, I was still quietly playing with the keyboard. All of a sudden, I was informed by Matt.B that his parents would be happy to give us a lift. I told my parents this on the phone (however I'm pretty sure I hanged up to talk to Matt...), and they seemed okay with this, but they started to worry and ask questions as for some strange reason they thought Matt would be driving us with his Dad/Mum in the passenger seat. I told him this wouldn't happen. I remember feeling really excited at the thought of us 4 going on a road trip together, with the sun blazing, music pumping with all the windows open.

2) I was on Facebook, and there was a post on EITHER Amy or Matt.B's wall...but I cannot remember whos. It read something along the lines of "There should be a homophobic hairdresser xx". If it was on Amy's wall, I don't think it was meant to be, and I think I meant to say either "there SHOULDN'T be homophobic hairdressers" or "there SHOULD be a homosexual hairdresser"...weird. Either way, Amy 'liked' the post.

3) I was on Summer Camp with explorer scouts in what looked like Cornwall. Amy got upset about something, and ran away from the site. She'd ran away before IRL, but this time she LITERALLY ran away - I had to chase her. I was with a strange looking new best-friend of hers called Bryn. She was skinny, average height, with black short hair that swept neatly around her head like the "emo" hairstyle. Bryn and I tried to calm her down, but she just kept on running. We chased her for a while until she got to a footpath style, at which I figured she'd stop. However, she continued to run across a long field towards a mountain. Before we got in sight of the mountain, Amy tripped over and landed face first in a sloppy puddle of mud, luckily only getting the tips of her hair muddy. At this point, me and Bryn stopped as we figured she'd be upset and eventually sit down and break down crying. However, she continued running! The route was gorgeous - the kind of place I would love to visit in a lucid dream. It was quite cloudy, but the sun was bright and was shining brightly through. The field had a well kept and slightly bendy path down the middle, with huge amount of yellow corn on each side. The mountain reminded me of the big stormy mountain on Zelda: Ocarina of Time I think I eventually, I got angry and walked back to the campsite.

Suddenly, I was in the top floor of a double decker bus, with the interior set out like a church - the seats being pews. Me and my college friends were engaging in the usual banter, when someone announced cautiously that Amy had returned and was about to get on the bus. Amy and I have always had a bit of silly banter, but I took it too far and thought it'd be funny to put a white sheet of cloth with the words "Fat Asian with holes in her nose" on the side of the bus around the middle. She entered the bus, happily walking along, and she walked past the sign, then did a double take. Everyone burst out laughing, and she looked humorously annoyed and had a laugh. I then did a kind of "ooh, come here you " thing, inviting her over, grabbing her by the waist and gently pulling her towards me. She didn't resist, and came and had a cuddle next to me on the bus seat, which for some reason was facing the opposite direction to all the others. She then informed me that she ran to the top of the mountain at which there was a town. She ended up in a charity shop, where they comforted her

We were suddenly sat on a clearing up a steep but small hill, next to the Beach in Port Isaac from Doc Martin. Me, Amy, her friends in her yeargroup, Charlie and some others were sat eating lunch. I was eating an extortionate amount of Nachos in a pizza box. Everyone was happy, and it was the same weather still - sunny with some cloud cover. Suddenly, Richard, Matt.C and some others walked down the hill and bumped into us, exclaiming to Charlie, "Oh look, it's the Weed organizer!!!" Everyone laughed. Suddenly, an explorer in Amy's year popped out of a bush to the left of me, telling me that Dan. P, my leader, had been shouting my name at the beach for about an hour. I didn't worry, and eventually Dan came up the hill to where we were say and cheerfully greeted us. He looked like he'd put on a lot of weight.

4) My family, some friends and I were in a cottage in Cornwall still. It was fairly dark with no lights, and cloudy outside, but it felt warm and cosy somehow. Me and my mates (who I cannot remember the names of) were planning on making a surprise dinner for my dad - a huge dixie full of some sort of gravy meal - with frog in the name. It was like toad in the hole, but different. Nicola went down the shop and bought about 10 different cans of food for the meal, and I was really surprised and respectful that she helped us out. However, something happened just before we were planning on making the meal that really made him angry with us, and suddenly the prank seemed like a very bad idea. I saw Nicola in the background with the cans, struggling to think of what to do with them.

Right, i've had enough of all this "off and on" dreaming - i'm getting back into it, NOW. My standard procedure when I want to get back into dreaming is to clear my mind of recent dreams. So, here are a few dream stems I remember...

1) I was in a pick 'n' pix section of some sort of shop - I think it was Woolworths. It was in the top left corner of the building. Sweets were in the regular see through boxes lined against the far wall and in the middle of the section also. I was with a man and someone else, who I cannot remember. The man, presumably my dad, looked like a Cub Scout leader I used to help out. The room was well lit. I was digging out massive amount of sweets and piling them into the pick 'n' mix bag - one main item i remember included in the bag was a dark-green, large gummy worm at the tom of the bag. For some reason, I didn't think this would result in a very expensive sweet session - I thought it'd total at around £3. But when it was weighed, the scales told me it'd cost £13 and so many pennies. As I was weighing them, someone who I was with said "I'd be surprised if it costed anymore than £10". When I saw the real price, I returned to the boxes to put the green snake and other items back to get it back under £10.

2) I was out and about with my girlfriend Amy. I think we were at some sort of party, but I really can't remember much at all.

3) My friend Chloe, her boyfriend and myself were in a newsagents in a Northern state in America. It was very sunny outside and it was early evening - about 6pm, around sunset. We were about to go to a video shooting for a music video (this was genuinely happening IRL, but not in America ) and we decided to stock up on vodka and Milky Bars for the party atmosphere XD Me and Chloe aren't old enough to buy alcohol, so Laurence who has fake I.D was doing that. He went up to the counter whilst Chloe and I were hiding a couple of metres back in the chocolate section, pretending to look normal looking for milky bars. Once Laurence had successfully bought the booze, Chloe decided to leave as she was getting worried about the police catching us. However, I really wanted my milky bar (it was one of the large bars), so I placed it on the counter in a flustered hurry. I then got worried also and dropped my money on the stool that my chocolate had been taken for, leaving more money than the Milky Bar was worth. I got scared, left the chocolate and tried to pick the money up, but the money was made up of 50p coins that were hard to pick up off of the flat surface, so I ended up making a run for it

REAL LIFE NON-LUCID

I went to bed at about 1:15am, and woke up at 7:25. My immediate reaction was that I was r, recalling this dream:

1) I was...let's say, getting some special attention from Boxxy, the youtube celebrity. This dream didn't last that long as I was woke up suddenly However, when I went back to sleep, I was immediately in the same dream I don't think I did a DEILD...I dunno how I did it really. But the second part wasn't as vivid.

I went back to sleep after noting this, and woke up again when my alarm went off at 9am. I decided to half an extra hour lay in, but I wrote down my dreams first:

2) I was on Minecraft, in some sort of underground water base. It was all very metallic with brass/gold walls, and reminded me of the areas you visit at the start of Metroid games. I was playing with 2 or 3 adult male and females that were older than me by 10 or 20 years. They ran left at a two way junction, and I followed. They ended up in a dead end circular room with glass walls. They layed down here and chilled out for a bit, so I did the same. One of the people was wearing a suit like Samus.

Some stuff happened in between, but I do not remember what. The last thing I do remember was being in the ocean outside of the base, laying and falling to the sea bed. I was in any discomfort, and I was waiting for one of the other people to come and help me or at least show some concern. When I fell to the very bottom, I fell on another character called Sam, who I think may have been my friend Sam.L. He also had a Samus suit on, and had a little white text box above him saying "Sam", as there always is on minecraft. When I landed on him we both struggled about a bit. The other characters now saw, but thought I was someone else called Brandon...

3) I was walking a Nintendog on Mario Kart Wii, down Delfinos Square. It also looked a bit like Mario Circuit. The sky was blue, and the road was very straight. My dog was a medium sized brown Yorkshire Terrier. There were lots of pennies laying around on the track, and my Nintendog was collecting them for me, like it collects lost items on the real game. I thought Pennies were a bit of a pathetic award, however I came to realization that the dog collected 30 of them in a few seconds, so it would all add up.
When we finished the track, I saw a little cutscene of my dog wandering off to the left across some grass and up a passageway, back to it's home. This reminded me of cut scenes on Zelda games where Link wanders back to his house.

4) I was sat with someone called Tom.S and my sister's boyfriend Sam.D. We were sat in a medium sized room. There was no lighting, but the windows were open and it was a grey afternoon outside, therefore we had some light coming in. Behind us, there was a smaller section of the room with a book case and other things. There were some lights back there lighting the area. We were all slumped on the floor of the room, chilling out. There were DVDs surrounding us all over the floor. Tom asked "Why are we SO tired after a week of having 5 hour shifts at work?" I replied stating the obvious: "Because we've had a week of working 5 hour shifts at work". He laughed, and said "Touché".

Suddenly, me and Sam decided to look through all of the DVDs and look for illegally copied ones. We both mate a comment suggesting they all looked legit, until I found a horendously badly pirated copy, and burst out laughing, pointing it out to Sam. He found a similarly bad copy at the same time.

I woke up again at about 10:25, and remembered 2 more dreams:

5) I was at my favourite Scouting campsite with my fellow explorers, back outside of my tent from a summer camp 3 or 4 years ago. It was night time, and it was pitch black. There was a lot of light given off by our campfire, however. It was a roaring yellow fire, unlike our average fires which are...pretty shit We were all sitting in deck chairs, which is unusual as it is normally only the leaders with these privilages. The explorers there were mainly the younger ones - none of my older friends. This disappointed me a bit. My leader Dan was showing us what we thought was a film, however it was acted out right in front of us, as if it was a holagram. I have no idea what was happening, but I think it had something to do with a past scout camp and a campfire. Someone on it was singing a campfire song, and on the last line, something big happened and our leaders burst out laughing. However, there was very little response from the explorers, as we weren't paying much attention. I still somehow knew what had happened. Basically, when they sang the last line, there was a blooper where the fire didn't exist suddenly, as if the film had been filmed in seperate shots at seperate times. Dan had shown all of this with his laptop. He was dissapointed at the lack of people laughing, and was upset that so little people were paying attention. I felt a bit guilty. He then told us not to forget that tomorrow was business day at explorers, and the team leaders had to bring in their printed off revision cards. I was a team leader, and my heart dropped as I realized I had forgotten. I didn't worry too much however, as I figured Dan would let me off.

6) I was in Morrisons with my best mates and our parents, doing our weekly/monthly shopping It was well lit. Me and my mates were all running around, looking for yummy things to buy. I forgot our parents were there briefly, and as I approached the front of the shop, I saw my mum in the freezer section to the left buying a loaf of bread. This surprised me. I then began to ponder how we would all share out our food, as some of the parents probably bought really tasty biscuits, with some parents buying fruit and stuff the kids wouldn't want. It was then that I remembered we had all came shopping together, but were taking our goods home seperately. This put my mind at ease.

REAL LIFE NON-LUCID

I've been having pretty bad luck with dreaming recently. Currently going through a bit of a dry spell, but I think it was partly my own fault, as I failed to update my dream journal for a couple of days. Anyway, here are the only dreams I can remember from the last couple of days...

1) I was in the car with my sister (i think...?). I think we were on our way to our old drama group. Suddenly I was sad down in that drama group, watching a performance. My sister was in it, despite not going for years. My friend Lottie, who has been in it every year without fail, was not in it this year and was sat next to me. No one on stage was taking it seriously - they were making lots of mistakes, and when they did they would simply laugh about it and chat to the audience. I then saw a scene of the performance, where the main chunk of actors were very young children. However, they were much shorter than the average 4 year old should be, looking like dwarfs.

2) Me and my friend Richard were in my old primary school assembly hall. We were at a school disco, however there were very few people there. It was very dark, but the atmosphere was very boring. Suddenly, 3 or 4 men with shaved heads left the room. Richard noticed this, getting all excited and taking this as an opportunity to get a bong out. He used a very thing small one. He put it town after having a large toke. Suddenly, the men came back in, but I wanted a go, despite not smoking weed in real life. I quickly raised the bong to my mouth and breathed in, but nothing came out. I was interrupted as Rose, a dinner-lady from my real school, started having a go at me, telling me that illegal drug consumption was an immediate ban from this years school prom. I asked her if she meant JUST Richard, but she told me it applied to both of us. I got very desperate, begging her to let me go and insisting that I hadn't done any weed, just him. Eventually, she asked to smell my breath. I thought I was safe as I hadn't inhaled much at all, and quickly breathed onto my hand to test. I smelled fine, and breathed into Rose's face. She concluded that I hadn't done any weed, and I was fine. Later, I saw Richard and told him that he had been banned from the Prom. He said "Ah, you dobbed me in didn't you!?", but I told him that Rose had seen him. He looked slightly annoyed, but nowhere near as annoyed as I would have been.

NON-LUCID

1) I was given an empty container the size of a shoebox by my friend Steven. D. It was light blue, and had a small piece of paper stuck to the front with a message on it. The message was a farewell, as I was leaving to go to college, and he was going to a different one to me. However, in his message he stated that he'd miss me when I went to study music at The Pyramids (a local gig venue). This confused me. The handwriting was very scribbly. A couple of times throughout reading the letter, I shook the container, only to be dissapointed that there was nothing inside.

2) I was browsing the Dreamviews forums, and I went on Steven (the guy from the last dream)'s forum-based dream journal. He had been getting a lot more success with Lucid Dreaming than me. He left a comment on one of his posts that the youtube celebrity RayWilliamJohnson had commented on one of his dreams. After reading this, I had to see it for myself, and read the dream. I couldn't find the RWJ comment, but instead found the first post, that had been posted by a moderator of DV. It stated that Steven had used incestual sex with his Nan to attain lucidity..

I'm pretty miffed that I didn't manage to attain lucidity that night, as the whole of the second dream was ABOUT lucid dreams. God damn it!

REAL LIFE NON-LUCID LUCID

Last night, I had my first lucid dream in aaaaages. This was great as I only started practising again in the last couple of weeks, so it's nice to have some success. However, it was seriously SO short

I was sat on my computer chair, watching a Harry Potter film on my computer. I presume it was The Philosophers Stone, as I was at the scene where Hagrid tells Harry that he is a wizard. The camera panned to have a view of Hagrid's face, looking to his left and talking to Harry. He said something to him, which I cannot remember. However, I remember what he said surprised me, and I thought I should do a reality check, despite being 99% sure I wasn't dreaming. I held my nose and tried to breath in, and I could breath! I was lucid!!! However, as soon as I realized this, I got very, very excited and shouted in my head something like, "Oh my god, I'M LUCID" and I immediately woke up

I also had one dream the night before last night, and wrote notes down on my phone. However I forgot to look back on them, so now they mean nothing. Might as well write them though...

I was in my school lay by. My mates started taking music equipment to music. They were angry. The science booklet was not due in until after half term. I was in the hallway.

REAL LIFE NON LUCID

I am a bit frustrated at the moment, as my recall has gone down severely in the last 2 days. This morning I seem to remember having LOADS of dreams, but I can only recall one tiny bit

I was in some sort of strange videogame world and everything was messed up. The grass was a miserable dark purple, and the sky was very grey too. Everything was pretty dull. I was walking towards a stile to get over a fence when a beast (which looked like a deer) attacked me. I managed to kill it somehow, but I warned my fellow gamers who ran towards me. We continued walking until we were behind a house. We talked about how dangerous and depressing it was here.

I was now walking towards an orange glow in the distance. It was sunny now, and everything else was back to normal As I got closer and closer, the orange glow looked more and more like lava. After getting about 100feet from the lava, I saw the large Oak tree in the centre of all the lava, and remembered that I had made this on Minecraft. This brings me to think I was playing Minecraft

REAL LIFE NON-LUCID

I went to bed at at 9:15, and fell asleep for 9:30. I later woke up for a WBTB at 3:21. I had set an alarm for 4am, however I woke up before hand and thought I might as well experiment with times. When I did my WBTB, i recalled the following dream fragment:

1) I was on Last.Fm, and I was scrobbling Aphex Twin - Vordhosbn.

After 30 minutes, I went back to bed. I decided to sleep on my side for this WBTB as I find it much more comfortable, and I thought this might have been the reason why I had no success with WILDS. However, I feel laying on my side my have limited success even further, as I was continuously switching sides which probably prevented my body from relaxing properly. Anyway, I had no success :/ I recalled these dreams in the morning
2) I was walking through the art block in my school. It was sunny with only a bit of cloud coverage outside. There was an extra door on the right of the block, whereas there is normally only one on the right. The block was now made of black glass, not brick, and it was much bigger. After walking into the block, the entrance looked the same as the real entrance. Suddenly, a Facebook page appeared out of nowhere on the right I think this was almost like a hologram. I saw a very sexist comment, and this made me laugh a lot. So, I 'liked' it. However, this automatically 'liked' every single other comment on the page! This didn't bother me, as all of the other comments were sexist and hilarious. However, it was still odd.

3) I was in a holiday home abroad with my Family, however only my sister and I were in. I was sat by a desk with my Sister. The area and the desk looked very similar to the art block in my school. This dream may have linked with my last dream. We were on a laptop together, talking about something that annoyed us. I cannot remember what.

4) I had written in my dream journal that I had a dream about having sex with one of my female friends. My friend Ryan. B read this, and thought it'd be funny to tell the entire school

5) I was sat in my friend Chloe's house. Her house was on the left of a hill up to my local Sainsburies. Me and her were sat in her living room on a soft, worn sofa. It was very dark in the room with no lighting, and it was early evening in the winter, so there was very little light coming in. I had told my Mum I was going out briefly, but I decided to stay for a bit longer.

REAL LIFE NON LUCID
(btw, I'm starting to structure my DJ like this from now on )

I went to bed tonight at around 9:45, and I'm pretty sure it took me only a couple of minutes to fall asleep. I did a WBTB at 4am, and recalled the following dreams:


1) I was stood in the little hallway/corridor that aeroplanes have in-between areas of seats or separating first class from second class. I was looking right, into the class area. There was a man sat in a large, leather armchair to the left. He had a lot of legroom, and I think he was drinking champagne. Has getting all of this kind treatment as his Father owned the travel company. A woman was sent out to see him, suddenly appearing behind his chair. His chair was now centred in the middle of the aisle, and so was the woman. The woman was old and withered, with a blue flowery dress and short, frizzy, black hair. She was screaming at him, asking him if he was grateful for all his Dad had done for him. She didn't give him a chance to speak, continuously asking the same questions. She had a very harsh voice, much like Howard Wolowitz' mother on The Big Bang Theory. After she stopped being so strange, his dad began to get extremely close to his face with a professional camera. He was moving fast and all other the place, to take pictures to remember the moment. He then shouted "You know what's important in Paparazzi!?!? TAKING THE PICTURES!" This made me and Richard (who was suddenly stood to my left) laugh.

2) I was in my school canteen, pondering over what to do, as I had forgotten my packed lunch I decided it'd be a good idea to queue up for the canteen kitchen and try to blag some food of the dinner ladies, as I felt I had the charm to do that. I was whole-heartedly planning to pay them back. When I reached the front of the queue, my favourite dinner lady Shirly was behind the brownies and other cakes. She looked the same as usual, but had some sort of green bandanna pulling back some of her hair, which looked strange as she's about 60 years old. I told her my situation, however she could not reply immediately due to the large amount of kids wanting to buy food. Eventually, there was a dip in the queue and she shook her head, telling me she "couldn't do that". However, she then continued to pick up 3 oat-cakes, stacked on top of eachother. She wrapped them up in the normal green/white stripy pieces of paper, and gave them to me. I was very grateful for this, and kept telling her how 'awesome' she was.

After receiving the oat-cakes, I walked out of the canteen kitchen and made my way to the far front-left door, where some of my friends would be standing. I stepped outside, but there wasn't anyone It was sunny outside, but heavy cloud cover was covering this up. It was warm however. I then saw some of my friends Jake, Matt and Jack by the far snack shack. I approached them.

Suddenly, I was halfway through the opened french doors to the school Gym. Me and Matt.C knew there were modelling auditions in there, so we thought we'd check it out I was first to step in, and approached a large number of girls in my school year. Most of these girls were naked in some way, the majority topless. I approached one of my female-friends (who's name will remain silent for obvious reasons XD) who was topless, and leaning backwards to look diagonal. It was SOOOO hot. She started talking to me, before looking right at me. She had larger tits than usual, and the nipple was brown...not that I'd know the usual colour

3) My friend Robbie is travelling from the Shetland Islands to Derby this year to go to the Bloodstock Metal festival. He has been asking me to come for a while, but unfortunately I cannot. We were talking on MSN, and I WAS planning on going. However, I was worried, and stated that it’d be very awkward as we’ve only ever talked on the internet. I was only planning on arriving at 4pm, therefore his theory was that he would be pissed by that time as he was arriving at 12pm, and he would be much more relaxed and it would not be awkward. He described it as being “nicely drunk”, and how it’s a nice feeling. He said this as if it made a change from being absolutely hammered


I went back to bed after 30 minutes of being awake. I had gone to the toilet, had a small sip of water, written notes of my previous dreams on my phone, and sat down relaxing, thinking about lucid dreaming. However, I did not have any luck. I feel this could be as I was almost forcing myself to be confident that I would lucid dream. In addition, this meant I did not fall straight back to sleep after 30 minutes - it took me about 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, I moved from laying on my back to laying in my comfortable position of on my side. I fell immediately asleep, unfortunately with no luck of a lucid dream I did however recall the following dreams in the morning...

4) I ran from my house to a local town, which is about 35 miles away, in 5 minutes . I took the route that I have used in the past to get to a local village about 2.5 miles away, however in place of a field was the town. I then ran from here to a train station, and from there to a large concrete bridge. This was right next to an Inn which my friends' band plays at occasionally. It was very wet and cloudy, and the area was extremely grey, creating a very dark atmosphere. However, I had just ran 35 miles and was very pleased with myself. Whilst stood around, I met a few of my classmates who had taken the train to get to the same place, and it had taken them 25 minutes. I began to boast to them about how much easier it is to run, as it takes such little time. I then began to consider having a regular running route to this town and back.

I was stood in the little hallway/corridor that aeroplanes have in-between areas of seats or separating first class from second class. I was looking right, into the class area. There was a man sat in a large, leather armchair to the left. He had a lot of legroom, and I think he was drinking champagne. Has getting all of this kind treatment as his Father owned the travel company. A woman was sent out to see him, suddenly appearing behind his chair. His chair was now centred in the middle of the aisle, and so was the woman. The woman was old and withered, with a blue flowery dress and short, frizzy, black hair. She was screaming at him, asking him if he was grateful for all his Dad had done for him. She didn't give him a chance to speak, continuously asking the same questions. She had a very harsh voice, much like Howard Wolowitz' mother on The Big Bang Theory. After she stopped being so strange, his dad began to get extremely close to his face with a professional camera. He was moving fast and all other the place, to take pictures to remember the moment. He then shouted "You know what's important in Paparazzi!?!? TAKING THE PICTURES!" This made me and Richard (who was suddenly stood to my left) laugh.

I was playing the drums at a band practice at my friend Bryn's house, and I snapped a drum stick

My view was the monitor of an iPod Touch, and was on Facebook. I went on Bryn's page, to see him writing many statuses reading things such as "OMG, CALUM IS GOING TO SEE APHEX TWIN LIVE BUT I'M SEEING UNDERWORLD SO I DON'T CARE". This is as, in real life, I'm going to see our favourite DJ with a different friend and not him.