MustardDrinker

I was following a small boy through a sandy path in the desert. We then turned around, and he challenged me to a race, I accepted. I tried to run, but I was so slow he was beating me, I thought "How the hell am I losing to a six year old?" [COLOR="#008000"]I then remembered that I usually can't run properly in dreams. I stopped, and then I was in his garage, there was a large window. I wondered if there was going to be a brain outside, and there was. I asked the boy about it and he said it was just an image or something. I realized I felt like i had drempt about that garage before so I asked him if it was going to become one of those persistent realms, and I forgot what he said. [/COLOR]


I was in a room which was very slanted, I was with my mother and a few distant relatives. The room was slanted because it was in the sky, and the doors were two grocery store doors. One of them would occasionally open a crack and close, so I was nervous around them, and I felt a duty to try to keep them closed when the distant relatives dog was walking near them. It opened a crack, so I pushed the dog away and held the door shut. One of the relatives then pushed a switch that I had just realized existed, and it didn't do anything.

I was in the back of the car, waiting outside a grocery store. My father opened the door and sat in the drivers seat. I saw my cat Cole running away. I didn't tell anybody for some reason and we drove off. They pulled into our driveway, and my mother finally asked where Cole was, I felt really guilty, but I told her I didn't know, and father said she must have run off. I saw a cat like shape outside my window, I thought that maybe it was Cole, so I packed the baby raccoons which I had tricked my parents into thinking were kittens into a small carrier. I was about to open the car door, when he informed me that the cat I thought I saw was actually a large owl. I looked back and it was in fact an owl.

I was in a Home Depot parking lot, I walked around the building looking for my parent's car, and i couldn't find it, so I went back into the home depot, except the building was empty. The lights suddenly flashed off, and [COLOR="#008000"]I noticed a bass guitar on the wall, and I was completely sure that Home Depot didn't sell them, I pinched my nose and breathed through it just to be sure, and then grabbed it and went outside. I plucked one of the strings, and then without touching my hand to the fret board, I played a lower note on the same string, I did this a few more times, and the fading started. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="#008000"]I suddenly became aware I had no body and was in a black void. I recognized it as a state of sleep so I decided to wake up.[/COLOR] I was under a bed. I crawled out and decided I needed to stop sleeping under beds, because they were slightly uncomfortable to crawl out of.

I was climbing on a plant which was just big enough to support my weight. There was one small twig poking out of the branch I was standing on, so I decided to turn it. I felt my weight start to pull me up so I pulled a leaf off a nearby tree and watched as it fell into the sky. I turned the twig back into its normal position and gravity went back to normal. Some other person was with me, we jumped to the ground. there was a woman under the nearby tree who was closely watching an ant hill. I jumped up on the fence in front of her, narrowly avoiding a green spider, so she blew a whistle at me a few times, and the person who was with me told me to run. I jumped off the fence and ran few feet up the path. I was then distracted my a pale pink lizard frog thing. I grabbed my bug net out of hammerspace and caught it. The person started saying something to me.

I walked into my bathroom, I was going to take a shower so i opened the cupboard and threw my clothes on the top shelf. I then realized I needed to find a towel, and it was kind of dark so I started flipping light switches to see better, but they were dim accent lights and I couldn't really see in the cupboards or anything.

I was in a bright foggy area and there were roots on the ground, and I thought I was a spirit and I needed a body to posses, so I started rubbing the roots. I was in my shower still rubbing the roots for some reason, they started to glow blue, and a dialog box appeared and said that [SOMETHING is calling you], so I kept rubbing. I forgot about being a spirit when my father walked in, he saw what I was doing, and walked out of the room. I wanted to take him with me, so I held onto his belly blubber and begged him to go with me, and he said he didn't want to get dragged to the pits of hell. After dragging me into the adjacent room, he decided we were safe, and then said my armpit skin was saggy, and it was.

I was eating at a table with a group of people, everything was normal, until one guy started being mean to another. I was annoyed, so, I threw a big bowl of guacamole at him, and he threw an empty plate. I put my arms over my face and ran, and I got hit with about 3 glasses, when I heard a kitten meowing and I decided to make sure it wasn't in the cross fire. I picked it up and ran in another direction, I then put it on the ground and forgot about the cutlery throwing nut. He was a black cat who had a purple collar and his name was Humphrey or something, I already forgot he existed when I saw two other cats, another black, and a grey. The black was in a pink harness and had a name tag that said Kitten, and I was about to pet and look at the gray one when i remembered I had to get to the school. I ran down the hill and into this building that looked like a supermarket. Nobody noticed me enter, and I saw a sign saying the toilet had flooded.