MustardDrinker

I walked into my bathroom, I was going to take a shower so i opened the cupboard and threw my clothes on the top shelf. I then realized I needed to find a towel, and it was kind of dark so I started flipping light switches to see better, but they were dim accent lights and I couldn't really see in the cupboards or anything.

I was in a bright foggy area and there were roots on the ground, and I thought I was a spirit and I needed a body to posses, so I started rubbing the roots. I was in my shower still rubbing the roots for some reason, they started to glow blue, and a dialog box appeared and said that [SOMETHING is calling you], so I kept rubbing. I forgot about being a spirit when my father walked in, he saw what I was doing, and walked out of the room. I wanted to take him with me, so I held onto his belly blubber and begged him to go with me, and he said he didn't want to get dragged to the pits of hell. After dragging me into the adjacent room, he decided we were safe, and then said my armpit skin was saggy, and it was.

I was eating at a table with a group of people, everything was normal, until one guy started being mean to another. I was annoyed, so, I threw a big bowl of guacamole at him, and he threw an empty plate. I put my arms over my face and ran, and I got hit with about 3 glasses, when I heard a kitten meowing and I decided to make sure it wasn't in the cross fire. I picked it up and ran in another direction, I then put it on the ground and forgot about the cutlery throwing nut. He was a black cat who had a purple collar and his name was Humphrey or something, I already forgot he existed when I saw two other cats, another black, and a grey. The black was in a pink harness and had a name tag that said Kitten, and I was about to pet and look at the gray one when i remembered I had to get to the school. I ran down the hill and into this building that looked like a supermarket. Nobody noticed me enter, and I saw a sign saying the toilet had flooded.