Mydera

Dream One: I can't remember this dream well at all. My notes remind me I was a prisoner of some kind, and there was a god of some kind in the dream. Male anatomy was also mentioned in the dream, but I don't remember how/why, lol.

Dream Two: I was in the Anime Bleach, talking to Ichigo and Rangiku and someone else. Couldn't remember what about though.

Dream Three: In the car, heading to a church or something. My son unbuckles himself and his sister and I stop the car fussing at them. My husband climbs into the back to buckle them back into their car seats, and my son moves up front and buckles himself up in daddy's seat and giggles knowing he's being a snot. Then a cop pulls up to us and writes me a ticket and tows my car, then send someone to take the kids because I was endangering them... even though I was TRYING to get them back in their car seats the moment they got out.

Dream Four: I'm trying on pants, and I like them but they have no tags. I ask an associate and she tells me that the jeans have no tags because they are "cut off jeans" and apparently "Cut off" in dream context means they cut the tags off because someone else had already worn them.

Only had one dream because I didn't sleep long. I was on a mountain looking out over the land, and there were three castles nestled along a cover. The one on the right was white stone with high pointy towers, like a Disney castle. The one on the left was very similar, only it was dark stone and seemed to be more of an evil castle. Then there was the third castle, which was of center and closer to the dark castle. It was short and stumpy, in neutral colors and reminded me more of a city than a castle. In the dream I knew the Disney like castle was mine, and the neutral tone castle was trying to steal lands from the dark castle. I decided to send help to the dark castle because if the neutral castle took their lands over, no one would be there to help me stop them from taking my lands as well. Then the view shifts to a sky view, and it's like a video game. I'm clicking and dragging engineers to the dark kingdom to help them build weapons and armories. My husbands alarm goes off, waking me up. I try for three hours to fall back asleep before giving up. Maybe I can get a nap later.

Dream One: We're at a store, doesn't look like any store I've been to before though. I walk by an end cap and see My Little Pony mini photo album sized card binders and keychains and lanyards. I think to myself it would be great to get a couple of these card albums to put the mini figure cards my daughter has in. I look to see if I can find anything boyish in the bins for my son to put his pokemon cards in. i don't see anything, an I hear my husband a couple aisles over telling the kids he's going to go find me. I decide to walk towards his voice, but when I look down the aisle I see strangers. I go back an aisle thinking he might has passed me on the other end of the shelves, I still don't see him so I go back another aisle. I hear him again, and follow the voice to the aisle with the strangers. This time I see him behind the strangers. I show him the pony albums and he says I really don't need them, I tell him they're only a dollar a each, and he concedes saying if I really want them get them. I go back to the end cap and think about getting a pony lanyard, I can't think of what for now, but I had a specific purpose for it in the dream. A little girl walks up and she asks her mommy for a Rainbow Dash book. Her mom grabs one with a yellow G3 pony on it, and the girl cries. I reach in and pull out a Rainbow Dash book and hand it to the mom. the little girl stops crying but the mom looks at me like I'm crazy and I realize she probably thinks it's weird that I'm by myself looking at ponies, lol. My husband and kids are coming down the aisle and I wake up before they reach me.

Dream Two: We've just bought a new house, but for some reason it needs plumbing work done just like the house we really live in. My grandma and Husband decide to call the plumbers and see if they can get an appointment. When no one answers, my husband thinks it'd be funny to give the plumber a little greif and make him think he didn't fix the pipes properly and confuse him when we send him to a new house! I tell my husband that would be mean and not to do it, an yet he does it anyways. I feel both mad and mortified. Mad because I know that the poor guy who really did a good job would get in trouble because my husband thought he was being funny, and mortified because I thought my husbands behavior would reflect badly on me. I start yelling at my husband telling him what a jerk he was and that I can't believe he'd be so mean and get someone who did a good job in trouble and that the poor plumber could lose his job because of him. Then I start in on how bad it would be for us if someone thought they were being funny and did the same to my husband who fixes cable. Thinking of my husband losing his job makes me really upset and I run outside, but he follows me telling me to relax and it was just a joke. I yell back at him, calling him mean and an ass hole, then I hear voices behind me. I look across the street and our new neighbors are some of the preppy rich kids I went to school with. I'm even more mortified now that I was acting so childish in front of the people I always felt judged by in school. I start walking up the street trying to just run away from everything. One of the girls follows me, but she doesn't judge or act stuck up, she just asks me if I'm ok. I explain to her what's going on as we walk back to my new house. We step onto the porch and my husband comes outside. He apologizes to me for not listening and for causing trouble, and that I was right that it wouldn't be funny if it happened to us. Then a bird that looks like a pink dove lands on his shoulder, only it's got a long woodpecker like beak. The preppy girl tells him that bird will stick it's beak in your ear and peck out your ear drums, so he should be careful. He's trying to block his ears and I wake up.

I actually recalled pretty well last night, the reason there are only two dreams is because I didn't sleep for long. My son was up puking all night from the early hours. I tried to WBTB again like the night before. I saw Kanone Hilbert from the anime Spiral, walking towards me with a gun in each hand. He pulls apart in two similar to a kaleidoscope image where the beads move away from the mirror. One Kanone goes to my left and the other to my right, I can only look forwards and they get so close all I can see is their wicked smiles down to their waist where they're holding the guns. I feel scared that I'm making myself a nightmare, and wake myself up. Then I couldn't go back to sleep because my son was puking again.

(first time I've tried to put in an image, lets hope this works! lol)

Dream One: I woke up around 3 am, and listened to music for about an hour then went back to sleep hoping that I'd be able to stay aware as I fell asleep. The result, I saw black, with no images and started hearing music. I listened closely and recognized the music as the songs I was listening to before I went back to sleep, but the words weren't right, it was like they were gibberish to the tune of the songs. The closest thing I can equate it to is a Simlish, if you've ever played the Sims you know what I'm talking about, lol. Frustrated I opened my eyes thinking this wasn't right, I should see images and hear the songs correctly! When I opened my eyes, I was in the passenger seat of my car with my husband driving. I briefly wondered why I was in the car, but my brain told me I was driving to a big city about 2 hours away, and even though the town we were driving through was in the opposite direction, I accepted it and failed to realize I was in the dream I was trying to achieve. I close my eyes in the dream and tried again, this time getting a different song still no image, and opening my eyes frustrated. I did this a few times before the frustration actually woke me up for real

Dream Two (Fragment): I don't remember the context, but I remember slapping my mom in a dream, then storming off. I remember thinking in my dream that I probably went way over board (I have never slapped my momma!) and was maybe being childish, but my dream self was sure that I was on the good side of the argument, and that mom wanted to do something bad to someone.

The night before last I didn't recall my dreams at all. Last night I can only recall a couple of fragments.

Fragment One: Playing Skylanders with my son, and found an area he had not unlocked yet. Got to show him all the secret areas in the level, like hidden passages behind bookshelves and stuff. It was awesome, but then I woke up thinking how off secret bookshelf doors were for a game like that, lol. Probably why I remember it so well.

Fragment Two: I woke up with the line Mischief managed stuck in my head. I don't recall the dream, but wondered if I had been dreaming of Harry Potter stuff, lol.

Fragment Three: I was returning from a field trip of some sort for a college class. In the dream my husband was part of it (he's never even been to college, so that was really odd, lol) as were a bunch of my friends from college that I haven't spoken to in years. I entered the college building through the library, and noticed I had an ass load of books and my daughter and son that I was trying to carry. I find a rolly chair, and I sit in it, putting the books in my lap and sitting my daughter on top of the books. My son holds my other hand and pulls us through the library. I briefly find myself searching the crowd for a man with long dark hair, but don't see him so I relax a bit disappointed. In the class room my son lets go of my hand and runs to his father, and my daughter jumps out of my lap to do the same. When she jumps, the books fall and I stumble around trying to pick them up without getting out of the rolly chair. When they're picked up I roll over to a table with my husband, and old friend from college, and two red haired twin boys I don't recognize as someone from RL but knew in the dream. I drop the books in the table, then stand up and tell my husband that I've got to take the chair back to the library where I got it from. He says he'll watch the kids, so I take the chair back and notice the long haired man isn't there still. I set the chair down at a computer and go back to the class room. IN the classroom I make the comment that the twins look like Weasleys and I need to take a picture with my phone and send it to my best friend A, because she'd love it! I think I might have tried to joke around and call them Fred and George but then I woke up.

Dream One: False awakening. I think I'm waking up from a dream of playing Angry Birds on Facebook. I'm trying to DEILD, every time I start to fall asleep I see the birds flying on a screen and I get excited and false awaken. In the dream my husband rolls over and tells me to stop doing that crap, it could be dangerous. I tell him there's nothing dangerous about lucid dreaming, and he suddenly turns into Amma (I'm reading Beautiful Creatures, and she's a character in that book, lol) He/she tells me I need to get some bones off the floor to protect me. I lean angrily over him, and reach for one but can't reach it so I tell him to get them himself. I wake up to my daughter crying in her sleep from a nightmare.

Dream Two: I'm in a really nasty and dirty Game stop. The floors are made of concrete, no pretty carpet or anything, and the floors are brown, red, and black stained. There are giant dust bunnies the size of a man's fist all over the place. We pick up a copy of "My Sims" for my son, and it's some sort of special complete edition that has all the My Sims games in one box. My daughter wakes me up again.

Dream Three (Fragment): There's a tent with a dead guy sticking half out. His eyes are wide pen so is his mouth, and he looks completely rigid, like he'd be in that pose forever until he rots. There's a police officer in a fuzzy hat telling me that he threw some sort of smoke bomb in the tent to scare the guy out, but instead of running the man stayed inside until he died. There's a dog yapping, must have belonged to the dead guy. My kids hear it yapping and want to keep it. My kids shouldn't be in a place like that, oh wait, the dream is changed to at home. I wake up, my Daughter again.

Dream Four (Fragment): My neighbor has suddenly opened up his own game store. He has advanced copies of Kingdom Hearts 3D, and offers to let us play. His kids are bugging me to play, probably because I'm better at the game than them.

Dream Five (fragment): I'm at Gamestop again! This time I'm looking behind the counter where they have some sort of speed racer display set up with a track and stuff advertising a speed racer game coming out. I'm kind of excited, my son LOVES speed racer. I'm trying to take a picture to show him, but the glass is too dirty and every picture is spotty. I leave the store with a speed racer game and Mario Kart Slot Cars for my son. My daughter wakes me up.

Dream Six: This dream consisted of a lot of time skips to span a three day time. The first day I'm eating dinner at a large farm house resort type place with my family and one of my friends from school, D, is there. D isn't feeling well, but he says he has to go somewhere in three days so he can't go to the doctor and get medicine because he won't be able to take the medicine with him. The second day there's a bomb, and my husband is the one who ends up diffusing it. The third day the world is ending and we're all looking for a way to save it. I'm in a remote village in the mountains, and there's a big waterfall. A woman is showing me to the water fall and telling me that I have to jump off it. I'm thinking that's a sure fire way to die, but she assures me I will buy myself more time if I jump over the falls of time. I eventually jump, and it takes me back three days in time to the ranch, where I have more time to figure out the end of the world thing. My friend D shows up and asks me if I remember living these days before. I say yes, and he tells me he also jumped over the falls of time and we will have to work together to save the world. He's even sicker now, and I tell him he needs to see a doctor now, because if he ends up with meds, he can just jump the falls again and go back in time to finish his meds rather than going where ever he has to go that he can't take the meds. We briefly wonder if changing certain events will change other events we don't mean to change, like the fact that my husband guessed correctly on how to diffuse the bomb. What if he guesses wrongly this time? Or what if the bomb is different because we're changing time events and what was the right disarming wire is now the wrong one? My daughter wakes me up, again.

Last night was really frustrating for me. I went to bed excited to try DEILDing since I've been doing this awareness and reality check stuff for around a month or so now, with little success. I thought I could try DEILDing too, and if I end up unable to DEILD then there's still a chance that I may become aware in the dream and have a DILD. Unfortunately, I didn't even get to try to DEILD because my daughter was up constantly last night crying that her belly hurt. I'm sure it's because she's on antibiotics right now. Antibiotics usually make me puke after a few days, and that's what she was saying her belly hurt all night. I didn't take any dream notes last night, because of my intent to deild. Even though I never got to try, I figured it was good practice to try remembering the dreams without notes because when I can make a decent deild attempt I wont be able to take notes.

Dream One (Fragment): I'm in a big building of some sort. It seems like everyone in the building is being held hostage by someone. I'm with someone else, but I don't know who it is because except for my notes in my phone, I can't remember much more than what's in my notes. Me and the other person were crawling through some sort of sub floor duct trying to sneak into a command room where the person was controlling the building and keeping people from escaping. We're trying to be quiet, and my companion climbs up into the control room first. We're crawling up behind the chair of the controller, so he can't see us. When it's my turn to climb up, my companion squats and reaches his hand down to me to help pull me up because I'm too short to reach the top. When he starts to pull me up, the vent I was in pops loudly and lets the controller in the room to our presence. The controller turns around, and it's my dad! I'm speechless, but then the controller starts talking and I realize that even though he looks like my dad, he's not my dad. I think my partner helped me reach the conclusion that it wasn't my dad, but a robot or clone or something of him that was evil. I don't remember anything else, which really drives me nuts. I want to know if we defeated the dad impersonator, and if my companion was K, but I was never lucid and I can only hazily remember, so there's no way to ever find out.

Dream Two: I park in a parking lot and notice a red truck parking near me. I get out of the car and I'm holding my son's hand walking across the parking lot. I notice the guy in the red pick up is blond and has messy curly hair that reaches his ears, and he's holding a little girl's hand. I wonder she's his kid or just a relative. He looks young to have a kid her age, but then I remember I was married and pregnant with my first at 19, so I can't rule out that she's his kid. We are all walking towards the same entrance in a big building. When I get inside, there are a bunch of Kindergarteners in there, and I realize that I'm bringing my son to his field trip because I'm a parent volunteer. I notice the guy and little girl stopping with the class too. I start to talk to him, but I can't remember what he said, other than that they are there for the same class trip. I keep thinking about the guy, thinking he looks so familiar. Then an announcement comes over the speaker and the building turns into a game show studio and all the kids disappear. (I hate that this doesn't make me lucid!) The announcer says that someone has been chosen to participate in the next game, and to come on down! The blond guy winks, then walks up some stairs to the announcer. The announcer sends him to a back room, and he almost instantly returns. Only not his pretty messy curly hair is a mo hawk, and he's completely naked! When I wake up I realize he's the "K" that I found the one time I was lucid and went looking for him. Fortunately, this fake K had more personality than in the lucid I had. He Streaks down the stairs screaming, "Woo Hoo!" Then the scene shifts to outside my grandpa and aunt's house. The "Game" is to throw this ugly rubber cow with chicken bumped skin into a basketball goal 30 feet away. There was a limit on how many times you could throw it, and you had to throw it from where ever it landed (like mini golf I guess). Fake K throws the cow once, but ends up accidentally throwing it behind himself rather than towards the goal. He says, "Aw man!" and then walks off. So I go and pick up the cow and throw it. It takes me Nine throws to get it in the basketball goal. The announcer counts it as a win, and fake K starts running around naked screaming "Woo Hoo!" again. I wake up.

Dream Three: I walk into a dance studio. There's a skinny man there who's the instructor. I want him to teach my daughter dance, but he refuses saying it'd take thousands of dollars for him to teach her how to dance. I'm sad, but think we can make some money next door. Next door is a photography place. We dress up my daughter and take cute pictures like for magazine ads, and they give me a million dollars for the ads. We go next door and I tell the dance instructor that I thousands of dollars now, he needs to teach my daughter to dance. He throws his arms up angrily and asks how I got so much money so fast. I tell him my daughter modeled for some ads and they paid us a lot because she's so cute and they are sure she'll sell lots of whatever their product was. He gets huffy and tells me to wait in the lobby while he makes sure the money is legit. Another girl my daughters age come sin with her momma, and the instructor rushes out to give her dance lessons for free. I'm very upset, why would it take thousands to teach my daughter, but lessons are free for some other kid? Then I see that the instructor isn't verifying my check, he's teaching a class and was just going to leave us waiting there while he rushes off this new, free customer, to join the class. I get irritated and take it as a personal insult to my daughter, and tell her we're going to go find another instructor, one that knows what they're doing and doesn't discriminate against her because we don't look like fancy aristocratic bitches.

Dream Four (fragment): I woke up with the vision of Zombies and holding a magic book over my head. I can not for the life of me remember the actual plot or anything of the dream though, just that here were Zombies and I had a magic book.

I feel like my recall is really suffering this week, I'm not sure why. Maybe it's all in my head, but it seems like I usually remember 4-6 dreams and fragments a night and this week I've been lucky to remember 4, and they're not in as good/vivid detail as usual. Still, 4 dreams and fragments is pretty good, so I probably shouldn't worry. I just keep feeling like when I finally have another lucid, it'll be my luck that it would be the one dream I won't remember that night!

All I remember from last night are fragments. Probably because I had such little sleep the night before and slept so hard. Apparently I was catching up on sleep and didn't dream as much (or maybe because I was so sleepy I just couldn't remember anything!)

Fragment One: I'm at the dollar tree, not sure what I'm supposed to be looking for, but I see a bunch of Christmas tins with all kinds of fancy candies and cookies. I think to myself, all these expensive brand cookies and candies for a dollar? Christmas is only a month away, I'm stocking up and giving these as Christmas gifts this year! I load up my buggy with a lot of cases of mints.

Fragment Two: I'm at home, asking the neighbors kid that I baby sit about a woman who's name was Anna Snow. In the dream I thought she was someone important, a revolutionary or something, and she had died a couple years earlier with a missing arm. Apparently the neighbors kid's best friend was her little brother or something. I'm trying to get details of how and why she died. Grandma yells at me for asking him repeatedly and refusing to believe that he doesn't know anything. I get frustrated, and see some Oreos. I think about eating them, then decide Grandma would fuss at me for that too. I wake up creeped out and can't seem to get back to sleep for an hour.

Fragment Three: Another dream where I'm a guy. This dream I'm some guy with psychic abilities, around college age. There's a guy walking with me, that I feel like is a year or two ahead of me. He's asking me if I talked to my father about transferring yet. A guy comes up behind us and laughs saying, "Mark, I can't believe your really asking the poor kid to transfer just so you don't lose your psychic pupil! What is his daddy can't afford the extra cash to go to a college out of state?" The guy with me, Mark, says he's planning to cover the extra "couple of dollars" to keep me with him. He says something about not finding people with my kind of potential often, and that he could make a fortune off me when he's done training my abilities and has made me a famous psychic. I feel uncomfortable.

Fragment Four: I'm playing Skylanders... or rather I'm a Skylander in the game. I have a bow and Arrows, so I guess I'm Flameslinger, but then I find myself in a corner squared off against another Flameslinger so I guess I'm not. My aim with the arrows sucks. Someone's screaming for help. We stop shooting each other and head out looking for the person screaming for help. The scene looks really realistic. There's a pyramid to my right (the kind with steps like I associate with South America not Egypt) with a water fall pouring from the top of it and down the middle of the front side. to my right is a giant tree, and grass so tall that it reaches my eye level with Yellow flowers mixed in with the green and olive colored grass. There are trolls attacking two creatures that look like Fi (From Skyward Sword) only instead of being blue and corporeal, these "Fi"'s look like they are made of water. They also don't have legs, just formless water from the chest down. The trolls run away, I see the pyramid once more and marvel at how beautiful it is.

I didn't go to sleep last night until around 4 am, and was up at 8, then back to bed from 9-10, due to my sick kids and doctors visits. Not a good recipe for dreams. I'll get a nap later for sure when my hubby gets home. Here's the only dreams I had last night.

Dream One: I am on Facebook, looking at a post that I was tagged in. It's my old Drama teacher showing a constellation that makes a star shape, and asking if we can spot this miraculous new constellation in the sky. (my husband and I are part of the local astronomy club, we <3 the night sky, lol) I go outside to take a picture of it, but find that my cell phone won't pick up the tiny points of light that are stars. I go back inside to get my digital camera that I hate fooling with but actually takes pictures twice as good as the phone, not great, but better than phone quality! When I get back outside, my deck has turned into a hotel patio and I'm looking out over the sea at the star constellation. I go to take a picture, but notice the sun is rising fast! I start trying to get some pictures, and hope that at least one of them looks good! Then I realize the moon is HUGE in the sky. It takes up at least a sixth of the horizon. Like, if the moon normally looks the size of a dime or a quarter in the sky, now it looked like the size of a mason jar opening! Absolutely enormous and so beautiful. I start taking pictures, there's an island not far out to sea, and a sail boat in front of the moon that is setting right beside the sun that is rising. It's a wonderful scene, the sky all pinkish and purpleish and orangish and the moon and the sun both HUGE and right next to one another, one rising and one setting, all over a lake! My husband seems me trying to take pictures and decide he and my son need to step in front of the camera. I get mad and delete the pictures because they're making silly poses that take away from the dramatic scene behind them. Then before I can take any more pictures, the moon and constellation are gone and all that's left is the sun. I regret deleting those pictures, because I'll never have proof now how big the moon was and I'm afraid I won't remember it clearly for long. I start taking pictures of the rest of the scenery around me, because it's all so beautiful. I then go inside the house that has turned into a hotel, and start taking pictures from my hotel room with my camera and sending them to my best friend A. She tells me she's jealous, but then sends me a picture of an equally pretty view and it's supposed to be from her house. I think she's way luckier to have such a pretty view all the time, I could only wish to have such a pretty view every morning when I woke up! Then I wake up, and see that I can still sleep another half hour, write down really really quick short notes and go right back to sleep.

Dream Two (Fragment): I'm somewhere with a lot of yellow or golden light. There's someone there with me, but I can't remember if they were male or female, or anything. I just know they made me feel very calm and happy. I woke up, but I felt really good, especially considering my usual 10 hours of sleep was cut in half last night.

I was sick yesterday, and slept most of the day without any dreams I could remember. As a result, I started waking up from dreams at 3:40 am (and usually I don't start dreaming until 6 or 7 am) so I have a lot of dreams, lol.

Dreams One through Three: All three of these dreams were super short and of the same nature. I dreamed of Ponies Not Friendship is Magic ponies, but the ones from the books made a few years ago. I bought the Cinemanga books for my daughter, and reading them before bed make me dream about them. Fortunately, in each dream I realized I was dreaming, became lucid and immediately woke up from excitement. That's why they were so short, and probably why they were all three about the same thing, lol.

Dream Four (fragments): I remember this dream really well when I woke up from it at 4:30, but since it's now 11:30 I have lost most of it. I can remember there was a vampire woman biting my son and I had to fight her off. My dream notes say Knights Training after that, but I can't remember more than a stone archway. The I remember seeing my mom driving a bus, parked in the hallway waiting to pick us up, but we took too long so she drove the bus off leaving us behind.

Dream Five: I dreamed I was watching a reality TV show where this guy was sky diving with his baby! It was crazyness, because he didn't have the baby in a parachute and dropped it, so then he had to dive and try to catch the baby, and when he did catch the baby he pulled the parachute and landed too fast, so he tumbled over and I thought he squished the baby! I start to freak out, but my husband says I need to chill that this is an old episode and the kid is like 3 or 4 now and has done way more dangerous stuff than that. I stop watching the show, and my husband hands me some pictures. They're all pictures of my kids playing, sleeping, eating, etc. but someone had photo shopped them so instead of my kids faces you can see the necks of dogs giving the face hairy halos and the faces are of strange men I don't know. I remember telling my husband I thought they were funny and would have loved to have been the one that made them.

Dream Six: This was probably the funnest and funniest dream of the night. I'm in a dungeon or maze of some sort. The walls are all dark stone and everything is generally dark and dreary. I see some cheese, and think of Skylanders briefly realizing that's "extra hp" but my health meter is full and I don't need it. Then I see a lemon, and I am so excited, I LOVE LEMONS! So I grab the lemon and somehow it's already cut in half so I can eat it easier. I start looking around for some salt because I grew up eating lemons with salt (seriously, I know it sounds weird, but I really do love Lemons with salt!) I'm looking everywhere and can't find the salt! Then I see this giant RAT with a bow on her head. She's like five times the size of me (think the giant rat in Fairy Tale, Angelina) and she's telling me happily that she found the salt! I'm so happy, and she hands me the salt but her hand looks really human, and next thing I know she is human, not a rat, and regular size, not huge. Somehow I know this means I've finished the dungeon and lifted the curse. As I walk out of the dungeon, I see a few other people leaving the dungeon as well. It's Indiana Jones, and his son and woman from the crystal skull! they walk towards a blue glowing tree that has thick hanging branches like a weeping willow, but it's short, like maybe 10 feet tall at the tallest. They disappear into the tree, and I follow. Inside the tree I can see their heads popping out of branches, but their bodies are hidden by the leaves. They congratulate me on finishing the dungeon before they did. I thank them and Indy mentions a shower. I think I really do need a shower! That dungeon was dirty! I conveniently remember there's a shower house near the tree, and leave the tree to go shower. I get in the shower room, and it's just one shower, not many like I expected. I look in the mirror for a minute trying to see where the dirt is, and Indy walks into the shower house! He just starts stripping, and I'm like, "Wait! I needed a shower!" and he tells me he does too, but he doesn't mind sharing the shower with me. For a moment I think Mutt and his mom are going to be pissed, but then I just don't care. I strip and hop in the shower with Indiana Jones! I put in shampoo, and need to rinse it out, but Indy is hogging the shower head and I tell him to move because I need to rinse. I walk forwards and he starts joking with me, "Careful, touch me and my soap will make you smell like old man." I push past him because he won't move and tell him not to underestimate my girly soap! It'll wash off that old man smell and leaving me smelling flower fresh. I rinse my hair and get out of the shower, then walk out of the shower room not worrying that I'm naked, lol. I walk about ten feet outside, and there's a door to my right so I go through it and it leads to my bedroom! I happily begin to put on lotion, then find some pajamas. As soon as I get dresses, I walk out of the room, and instead of walking outside where I came from, the door now leads to the hallway. I see a very chubby man grabbing things from my grandma's room, and throwing them in his pockets. I yell at him to STOP THIEF! and he starts running. So I chase after him in my pajamas! I start telling him he'd better run because I'm going to catch him! He trips and stumbles, and then rolls. He gets up really quick though and I didn't catch him before I woke up. For the record, I really don't find Harrison Ford attractive. I was telling my bff about this as I typed it, wondering why on earth I'd dream about someone I don't find attractive at all, and her husband had to chime in, "At least it wasn't Chewbacca!" I must admit, that is definitely a plus!

Dream Seven: I'm in elementary school with my best friend A. We're excused from class for some reason, so we decide to go to the Gym and see if we can play with the current PE class. When we get there, the teacher is talking the class isn't playing any fun games, so we wander off into the PE teachers office to get on the computer. There, we meet an old classmate of ours Alex whom I haven't seen in seven years or more. We start talking about Facebook games, and I decide I need to check on my game. (I don't play Facebook games in real life, lol) I open up my bag and pull out my 3DS and start playing Skylanders on it like it's a facebook game. Then the PE teacher comes in and asks why we're not in class. We tell him, and he tells us to go play outside, the PE class was in trouble and wouldn't be playing today. We go outside, but then everyone is just standing around playing some xbox game. I'm bored, so I start to go inside when some kid stops me and says, "I'm really impressed with the internet browser in the PSP." At first I ask him if he means the Vita, but he says no he hates the Vita, he's talking about his PSP. I tell him I've never used my psp for anything but Kingdom Hearts Birth By sleep. Then I say my 3ds plays facebook games better than my laptop. (total dream gibberish, the 3ds browser will not play facebook games at all!) He doesn't believe me, so I pull out what looks like a tablet instead of a laptop, only it slides open like my cell phone to give me a keyboard which I find awesome now that I'm awake! And I proceed to show him the 3ds loading the Facebook game better than the "laptop"(tablet, whatever it was, lol) Then I notice those kids are making a big mess, somehow there are suddenly doll clothes scattered all over the play ground. I close the computer and 3DS and put them in my bag, then notice that my neighbors kid is playing the Xbox. I tell him that he needs to clean up this mess before he goes home, or he won't be allowed to play Xbox over here anymore. I hate it when he makes my house a mess! Then I wake up.

Apparently I had a bad night for dreams as I can only remember a few fragments, and it's continuing into the morning because I feel like I got no sleep at all and like I'm going to get sick at any moment.

Fragment one: I'm on an island or beach of some kind. There are a lot of other people. The strange part is I'm a 15 year old boy with neck length dark brown hair (in wl, I am female and my hair is barely ear length light brownish blond). It feel like the other kids are in my class, and we somehow got stranded on this island like lord of the flies or something I guess. There's one kid though who's really quiet. He doesn't talk at all, but he follows people around like a little puppy dog, watching everything as if he's never seen people do anything before and he's trying to learn. I think we call him Toby or Terry. Bad things start happening on the island, either people getting hurt or dying, I can't remember well. I go out into the water for some reason, I think to get a body or rescue someone. A voice booms down from the sky telling us to beware the great bear in the sky. When I get back on land, I look up and the sky is made of beautiful swirling red and orange clouds where the sun is setting. The clouds are in the shape of a wolf's head. Suddenly a girl with blond hair (who's name seems to be Jessica) starts pushing and hitting Toby/Terry and telling him these accidents are his fault. He must be a bad luck charm, or maybe he's cursing people. I run up and get between her and him and tell her to knock it off, he didn't hurt anyone. It's the bear in the sky we need to be worried about, not this poor kid who was stranded here long before us. Toby/Terry is hiding behind me, with his hands on my shoulders. Then I'm watching in third person, and the scene is pulling out so I can see the island and then like a mile from the island the world just ends and water is pouring off a giant water fall into nothingness. The sky is still pink and orange, and the clouds in the shape of a wolf form it's entire body when you can see it from so far away. The cloud wolf does a flip. I wake up.

Fragment Two: We're at the lake house, and riding some sort of new boat that spins just like a jet ski when you turn it sharply and fast. I'm riding one, my brothers on one, and our uncle is on another. My uncle hits something with his, and it starts breaking. He tells me to hurt his chest so it looks like he was hurt in the accident. I refuse. Someone says he's sick but the insurance won't pay for his surgery unless it was an injury related problem.

Fragment Three (probably same dream as the last fragment): I'm standing on the hill at the lake. I see a jet ski idling across the water, and my mom is swimming towards it. I'm yelling at her that she should have been wearing her lanyard. I run down the hill and jump on a jet ski. I vaguely register that my jet ski looks just like hers and that there should only be one of the yellow and purple jet skis. I shrug it off, missing the chance to realize it's just a stupid dream because I'm wanting to catch her jet ski before it hits someone's dock or a passing boat or something. I go as fast as I can and catch up to her jet ski since it's just idling. I pull out the lanyard and it turns off and stops moving. Mom swims up and I grab her life jacket and unbutton the middle strap and try to strap on her lanyard to it. She's fighting me saying no, she doesn't want to wear that stupid thing. I wake up.

Last night was a bunch of random mess dreams because I took Nyquil before bed (my cold goes from being tolerable, to better, to bad... I can't wait for it to actually go away and stop faking me out!) The nyquill knocked me out so hard that I fell asleep trying to get my daughter to sleep, before I even put her in her bed. But, I managed to have my first ever lucid where I stayed int he dream long enough to control it and everything It was AWESOME!

Dream One: The earliest point of this dream I can remember I am at my great aunts house. She has a couple of shirts with butterflies on them and a matching pair of plaid shorts. She's giving them to me because she thought I'd like them. I really do love them and wonder how she had such good taste as older people usually don't pick out stuff younger people like very well. I get in my grandma's truck and we are on our way home. We pass a house that has some sort of plastic fence like structure and Grandma asks me about it. I explain it's to keep the kids in the yard without having to worry about small critters and nosy neighbors bothering them. I briefly think I'd love to have something like that so I could keep the neighborhood kids out of our yard and keep my kids from seeing them and wanting to play with them. Then Grandma starts talking about her old house, the one I grew up in that she had to sell back in 2007. She starts saying that it was the house my grandfather built (I know he designed it, and it was their dream home, but she was only able to buy it after he died and she used his life insurance to buy it) and she was saying that if the people who bought it ever wanted to demolish it she wouldn't stand for it. She says this several times before I wake up. It's dark when I wake up and I am so sleepy I fall immediately back to sleep without noticing my daughter is still in the bed with me.

Dream Two: In this dream I am a teacher at a school for special needs children. I am trying to get a little girl to sleep (the little girl is a special needs child I grew up with at my school. She tried to hug me once, and ended up knocking me down and breaking my arm. I was always a bit nervous around her after that, sort of scared I'd get hurt again. In the dream though I'm much bigger and she's still small so I'm not afraid of her) Me and another teacher are trying to get her to sleep, but she keeps wiggling and moving. The other teacher tells me that she's already given the girl two milligrams of Mirror Mist (whatever that is? At least my dream made up a pretty name, lol) and that if she doesn't go to sleep soon we'll have to give her something else. Then I wake up and realize that my daughter is asleep in my bed and the wiggling and kicking I felt was my daughter wiggling and kicking me because she didn't have enough room to sprawl out wedged between my husband and me. I put her in her bed, so throws her arms and legs out taking up the whole bed, and doesn't make anymore noise the rest of the night

Dream Three: I'm in a cab with a guy, I think to myself he reminds me of the architect guy in how I met your mother, and it's been a few years since I've seen that show. I don't know who he is, but he acts like my friend so I play along. We get out of the cab and we're at a bar. When we walk in everyone looks right at us. The place is dark and there are multicolored lights flying all over the place like a dance club or something. I notice the music playing is Sailor Moon! And I'm wearing a sailor moon back pack! Awesome, no wonder everyone is staring at me. I'm either the coolest person in this place, or the lamest. We make our way to a seat in the back of the club, and there's a little girl with pink hair there. I say hey to her like I know her, and she starts saying she wants to wear a costume too, and points to a stage. Suddenly the bar is actually an amphitheater, and it's located at the lake in front of my dad's family's cabin. I tell the little girl to shhh, that we are wearing costumes, normal people costumes. I tell her this is a disguise so people won't know she's really a sailor scout! She seems happy with this response, and I realize she's Rini, Sailor Mini Moon! (Sorry peeps, I grew up on the dubs, never saw the subs!) Then the little girl starts to go bug a girl a few chairs over. She wants a drink, and the girl is saying she'll get it, but Rini wants to get it herself. The girl gets mad and tells Rini she's impossible, then I call to Rini and tell her she should ask me for a drink and wink to her hoping she'll get the idea that I will let her do it herself. She comes back over, but before I get her a drink Sailor moon calls from the stage that there is a demon at this concert! Then she calls to Rini asking her if she wants to exercise it. Rini says no, she is thirsty and needs a drink, but sailor moon isn't paying attention because she just goes on saying, "You don't want to do it because you are the demon! I'm going to sing a beautiful song to exercise you!" and then she sings a song. I remember thinking in the dream that the song was so pretty, and I grab hands with the guys sitting beside me. The guy on my left is my husband and he squeezes my hand, and i in response squeeze the hand in my left. I turn to see who it is, and its someone I don't know, but he reminds me of this Cherokee guy I had a crush on in high school. He smiles weakly at me, and I feel sad for him. I turn to look behind us because I see some flashes of color. There are several native american looking guys dressed in nothing but body paint walking behind us into a large gate. I get the feeling that behind the gate is some sort of promised land, or some place special to these people. The guy follows my gaze and looks at the gate longingly. I squeeze his hand and bring my face to his ear and whisper to him "you'll get there some day, I know you will!" A tear falls from his eyes and he says thank you, he hopes so. Then the song is over, and my husband isn't happy my face is so close to another man. I try to play it off, and the whole crowd starts lineing up. Suddenly I'm part of a class, and my husband and the other guy who was holding my hand are fighting. The teacher yells at them, "All right, the two of you are going to jail! This is the last time your going to fight like this!" Then I wake up again.

Dream Four (LUCID!): I'm in the car with my husband. I think we're going to a store. Instead, we end up at a house with an old man. We get out of the car, and my husband is carrying a box, telling me he has to drop this off. The old man lets us inside, and my husband gives him the box. The old man opens the box, and inside it are my kids favorite DVDs. My husband is saying these are movies we don't want anymore and that he hopes the old man's grand kids will enjoy them. I get mad and tell my husband those are the kids favorite DVDs, how dare he give them away without consulting me first, because I would never have allowed it in the first place! Then I storm out of the room and outside. Somehow, as I'm storming off into the woods, I realize wait, am I dreaming? I stop in the middle of the road, and think to myself, this has to be a dream. I don't remember how we got in the car, the kids aren't with us, this must be a dream! I decide to test it out and run through the woods. When I run the woods fly by me like a tunnel or like the flying stars screen saver from the computer I had as a kid. It's awesome. I stop, and decide this is a dream, so I'm going to look for K. Then I think to myself, before I do, I'm going to go back to that house, see what I look like, and try to dress nice and tell my husband off while I'm at it! I run back through the woods again, getting that tunnel vision woods again. I notice the trees look black, and the background looks brown, similar to a note book I have. It's really cool. I stop and I'm in front of the house again. There's a tricycle in the yard against the house. Thinking I'm going to test this dream thing one more time to be sure, I push the trike against the wall thinking to myself, "It's going to go right through the wall as long as I believe it will." And it does! It gives me a bit of resistance when there's only an inch or two of the seat left to pass through the wall, but i give it a good push and it completely disappears into the wall. SO FREAKING AWESOME! Then I remember I'm mad. I storm inside and find my husband sitting in a recliner chair, and I walk right up to him and tell him, "Your just a dream. I don't have to put up with your crap right now! I'm not even going to bother fussing at you for giving away those dvds because you're not worth it. Instead, I'm going to dress up and go find someone who makes me happy in my dreams!" I then try to concentrate on changing my clothes. I can't seem to do it. It feels like my bandana is different, but I can't change my shirt and pants. I look in a mirror. I'm wearing a blue checkered print shirt that has puffy sleeves and the front is all sewn with elastic (i think the term is smocked?) so it's clingy but stretchy. The shirt doesn't cover my stretch marks and that bugs me, I try again to put on my favorite black dress that also has smocking but as it's a dress it doesn't show any belly! No luck, so I'm just like, fuck it, it's a dream, no biggie if I look weird. I'm sure I've worn even weirder in my dreams. I walk over to the telephone, it's one of the old kin that you set the receiver in little hooks above the rounded square phone. Luckily the numbers are buttons not rotary! I pick it up. I want to call K, so I wonder how I can. I decide I'll just press the numbers that correspond with the letters in his name. Oddly enough, it's actually the right number of digits in real life. The phone rings, and then I hear him say, "Hello?" I say, "Hey it's me!" he sounds confused for a minute, "Who? Wait, M...? B is that you?!" (note here, my real name starts with an M, but I go by a shortened version of my middle name, which is why dream peeps always refer to me as B ) I excitedly reply, "Yes! I'm lucid! I'm actually lucid dreaming right now! Can I come visit you?" his voice on the other line says, "Sure! I'd love to see you!" I'm thrilled. Then I realize, I'm not exactly sure how to get there, so I ask the telephone, "Hey wait, can you like come and get me or something? I don't know how to get there!" There's silence. The phone is dead. I start to think he probably doesn't have a car and can't come get me. The I realize this is a dream, why would he need a car? I hang up the phone, and then decide to walk outside and try to figure something out. I start to walk, and remember that supposedly you can make someone or something appear in a dream if you expect it to be around the next corner or something. So I decide to try and give it a shot. The trees become a wall, but then I realize that all the trees are walls, so I am suddenly in an endless hallway. Crap, how can I reach a corner if the hallway is endless?! Then I remember the trike, and think, "what if I walk through the wall expecting his house to be on the other side?" It's worth a shot, so I start to put my hand through the hall first, not wanting to faceplant in it. It's like the mirror scene in the matrix at first, the wall wobbles in round circles like thick gooey water. It looks weird because the walls are yellow and brown pin stripped wall paper, really ugly, lol. Then I step right through it and I'm standing in a kitchen. It's got linoleum floors made to look like tile, but obviously fake. Theres a stove and fridge and sink on the wall I just walked through, then in the middle of the room is a table with three chairs facing a tv on the far right wall. I see a guy sitting at the table. My first thought is it's no K. I just don't get that feeling that it's him. Something seems off. But I notice my hands are filthy, they've got wall paper goop on them still even thought it's not anywhere on the rest of me. The guy says hey, and i say hey back. I walk to the Sink and see no hand soap, but there is some green dish detergent so I decide to use that to wash my hands. I notice then that his hair is much, MUCH shorter than it should be. I ask him as I wash my hands, "why's your hair so short?" He responds without looking at me, just staring at the TV, "it's easier for spying." My dream self knows this make sense, if your a spy you want to be as unmemorable as possible. I don't recall him being a spy though. I dry my hands and go to look at him once more. I notice his hair has turned bright pink! My jaw drops for a second, then I remind myself this is a dream, and something's definitely not right here. I walk over to the chair he's sitting in and I as K if he knows this is a dream. He says yes. I ask him if he is lucid. He says no. He doesn't even look at me, just stares at the TV. I'm really frustrated because I think I walked through that wall expecting to find K, so he should be K, but he isn't. He doesn't feel like him, he doesn't look like him, he doesn't act like him. WHat did I do wrong? Then I think maybe it is K, but because it's a dream I've got to get through to him to wake him up or something. I decide to straddle him in the chair, that'll get his attention. No luck. I grab his face with my hands and pull it up to look at me and not the TV. He has a blank look like he's looking right through me. The chair suddenly has rollers and he rolls the chair towards the tv. Frustrated, I lean backwards so my head is upside down and I can see what he's looking at. It's the stupid TV! I close my eyes tightly because I'm getting so frustrated. I wanted to get lucid so I could get some answers from K, but I'm getting no where even though I'm supposed to be in control. Suddenly I lose everything. I 'm no longer in the chair, I'm just seeing black and swirling colors. I realize I'm awake just seeing swirling colors of my eyes closed. Damn. But wow! That was an amazing experience. I can not wait for my next lucid! I'm going to try not to waste it looking for K and answers, but instead see what other cool things I can do. I feel so bold and empowered in the dream, like it didn't matter what I said so I could tell anyone exactly how I felt and do whatever I wanted. And, I was totally blown away by how real it all felt. I really felt like I was awake, even though I knew I was dreaming, everything was so real. Enough random squeals of how awesome this was, I'm sure most peeps on this sight are past that sense of wonderment. Last time I'll say it, this was awesome

I woke up 3 hours earlier than usual, so I never really got past my day rehashing phase in my dreams, but here they are anyways because I'm doing good with this dream journal and recall thing and I don't want to get out of the habit! But since these are rehashes, I'm going to type in italics what I did that the dream rehashes so you can see the similarities and the weird way my brain goes about processing it.

Dream One (fragment): I'm standing in a completely white area. There are no walls or floors or ceiling that I can see, just a blank dream world. In front of me is the little portal pad from my son's Skylanders game. I put on a figurine that is red and has it's tongue sticking out. The room glows red, and I hear random monster babling. I take the figure off before anything can appear because I don't know what will happen if it shows up. I am aware that I am dreaming, but only passively so. I don't try to change the world or anything, I just know I'm dreaming somehow. (I guess that counts as being lucid? Even if I didn't change anything?) I think to myself, I know I'm dreaming, I can call K here using this portal. Suddenly I have a figurine of K just like the Skylanders toys. I place it on the portal and everything glows purple for a moment. I don't remember what happened next, but I can remember that K never appeared. I could hear his voice, but all I could see was this white blank area that changed colors and pulsated when he spoke. I remember asking him if he was ok with me calling him into my dream, and he said something like sure, I like coming to visit you. I am pretty sure it wasn't really K in the dream though, it was just my brain creating the voice (and probably why I couldn't feel him or see him in the dream, only hear him) This is one of those dream I can pinpoint exactly why I dreamed it. I was at Toys R Us yesterday with my son looking for those silly Skylanders toys since they're impossible to find. As soon as we got to the display and saw they only had the characters we already have, my son started crying. I was trying to tell him how silly it is to cry over a game, that he could still play the game without the extra characters and that eventually we'd find them, he's just going to have to be patient, when I felt like I needed to look behind me. When I started to look back I saw a guy walking up the aisle, and just assumed I was picking up on someone being nearby and didn't keep turning. Them my husband said something and I turned even farther around to look at him, and when I did I noticed that the first guy I saw was with another guy. The other guy looked so much like K I was almost stopped in mid turn. The only difference was that his eyes were wide open and I remember Ks eyes not being so round. The guy was looking right at me, so I met his eyes for a quick second before turning back to my family, but as far as I could see it seemed like he was looking our direction until the walked completely past us. Probably because my kid was crying like a total brat, lol. I went to bed last night excited because I saw someone similar to K, and wondering what I would do if I ever met K, would I just look at him like an idiot and hope he somehow dreams of me like I do of him or even that these dreams are shared dreams... and if he didn't would I completely waste my chance to meet him? And since my husband knows I have a DC that reoccurs pretty regularly now that makes me more tired than when I went to bed in the first place (but he doesn't know the content of the dreams) how would I explain, this is the person I've been having dreams of that leaves me drained and exhausted? I'm sure those worries as well as the fact that I saw a guy who looked kind of like him while standing at a Skylanders display is exactly why I had that dream.

Dream Two (Fragment): My husband and I have just bought a plot of land. We think there's a house on it, but when we go look there's no house where we thought it was. We decide to build a new house over a little dip in the ground. Just as we decide that, a man comes up to us and tells us that the house is actually on the other side of the property in the woods. That's all I can remember, but I know there was more to it. I woke up with the impression the guy who told us where the house was, was supposed to be K's father or something in the dream. Not sure what this rehashes, besides K being on my mind and my husband and I shopping last night.

Dream Three: We are at Mcdonalds eating lunch with my cousin. My husband and I have happy meals, and they have My Little Pony Mini figures as the kids toy. My husband and I decide we already have these ponies, so we're going to go to the back and go through the toy box to see if we can find ponies we don't have yet. When we get to the back, the toys are MLP Blind bags and some sort of Lego Star Wars characters. We start to shake the bags trying to get the ponies heads up to the tiny hole in the package so we can see the color schemes and guess if the ponies are ones we need or not. Suddenly I'm finding empty packages and I get mad. "Why are there empty packages here?! Some poor kid isn't going to get a pony in their kids meal!" Then I realize my husband is just opening the bags and taking the toys out instead of checking through the hole. I get mad and fuss at him, "Why are you opening them?! We haven't paid for them yet!" and he replies, "It's easier to see the ponies this way! I'm tired of trying to look through that tiny hole!" I try to explain why that's wrong, and he just throws them back in the box and we go back to our table not happy w/ one another. My cousin notices there's a table of girls beside us, and she seems to know them, so she starts talking to them instead of us since we're both being quiet and not talking to one another. Her friends ask us if we've ever heard of streaking. My husband responds, "Yeah, used to do it in college!" then he relates a story where I supposedly forgot to bring my clean clothes into the college shower with me, so I streaked back to my room. I don't remember this story, but as he tells it I see "memory" of it all happening. Then I wake up. I had just looked at my cousins facebook before bed, and I made my husband drive by McDonalds last night to see what toys they had because I know they're supposed to have My Little Pony toys soon. Their sign said star wars toys still. And of course, being at Toys R Us we looked through the blind bag ponies This dream pretty much rehashes another part of my evening yesterday.

Edited to add nap dream fragment: I'm standing in the neighbors driveway talking to my husband and all the kids in the neighborhood. I suddenly realize that the fingernails on my left hand are stained blue and pink and reason that it's from the cupcake icing on the cupcakes I had given the kids in church this morning. I hold my hand up and show my husband an ask him if he has any idea how I'm going to get the stain out of my nails. he tells me he's sure there is a way, maybe if I let them soak in hot water for a while the stains will come out. The he asks if the other hand is stained too. I look at my right hand and it's got chipping purple nail polish on it. I say something about the nail polish protecting those nails from stain and how I should have painted both hands. That's all I can remember from the dream. I was picking on my best friend because she is constantly dreaming about having her nails done or her nails needing to be done. I texted her when I woke up that her dreams are rubbing off on me! lol

We had some severe weather through here last night with tornado watches and warnings, so I stayed up until 4 AM when they canceled the alerts just in case I needed to get the family to the basement. Fortunately the bad weather passed over us with no damage, but I couldn't make myself sleep past 11, so I didn't get as much sleep as I'd have liked. My body seems to be stuck on it's schedule so at least while I didn't get much sleep, most of it was REM sleep since the daylight hours are usually when I dream!

Dream One (fragment): I woke up from this dream so sleepy I just rolled over and went back to sleep. I thought to myself I'll have no problem remembering this dream because it's pretty much what I expected for my first dream. Unfortunately, now I can't remember the actual dream. All I remember is that it had Tornados in it, which I figured it would since I spent several hours watching the news's special reports on the areas Tornados and sever winds in case any of them got close to us.

Dream Two: I have no clue what influenced this one. I was sitting on my bed using the laptop to check facebook. I notice that my ex from seven years ago had posted that he was having trouble playing sims while he was laying in bed or something. I think to myself, should I reply and give him some advice? or would that be awkward since I haven't talked to him since we broke up and it was a messy breakup? I decide to go ahead and send him a link to a pillow that my dream self seems to think is awesome for playing the sims with. Then I get all nervous and uncomfortable and wonder if I shouldn't have done that, but it's too late, so I think I'll distract myself by sending something to my best friend. I start looking up pictures from the movie Tangles because she really liked that movie, and I find one of Rapunzel. I post it on my best friends page, and after I post it I realize that I accidentally posted it on my ex's page not my best friends. I get embarrassed, and don't think about being able to delete it. I decide to go for a drive to cool off. I start driving not really paying attention to where I was going, and somehow end up at my ex's mom's house. I curse as I drive by thinking I probably look like a stalker all of a sudden, sending him messages on facebook and driving my his house on the same day when I have purposefully avoided him for years because of the drama that happened when we split. I drive home, and then get a phone call from his mom asking me to come over. I'm reluctant, but I go anyways thinking he probably doesn't spend much time with his mom as old as he is now. I get to his moms house and she tells me that he was somewhere else today, and I'm relieved. She wants my help with facebook or something, so I help her on her computer, then my best friend shows up. My ex's mom says she invited A over because she figured I'd be uncomfortable there by myself, and I am so relieved that she's there, because a moment later my ex shows up with a girl in tow and I can't help but feel like she hates me just because I'm an ex who's suddenly posting on his facebook and visiting his mom. I tell his mom I need to go, that A and I were supposed to be working on a project about Rapunzel today and we're running out of time. A plays along, and we quickly leave. We get in my car (which is actually mys husbands camaro) and start driving up the road, when a sporty car pulls out in front of us, it's dark grey almost black. The car fishtails as it pulls out, then it nearly hits a teen on a bike I recognize as one of my neighborhood's kids. Then the driver of the car swerves towards a ditch, and the driver jumps out as his car drives off to who knows where. I stop the car and get out to be sure the neighbors kid is ok and that the driver isn't hurt either. The kid on the bike is fine, and the driver turns out to be the oldest kid in the neighborhood. I'm not sure if he's actually old enough to drive yet or not :/ I offer to take them home, especially since the one is holding his side like his ribs are hurting. They decline saying they're fine, but I insist so they let me walk with them at least. A drives my car home, and I follow the kids to some stone wall with a little alcove type thing cut out into it just big enough to lay on. The older kid gets on it and I suddenly have a blanket that I'm covering him up with. The younger kid says he's going to go get their parents, and I decide to go back to the road and wait for A to pick me up. I'm walking towards the road and see a car pulling up when my daughter wakes me up because she had a night mare.

Dream Three: I'm at some kind of flea market or outside festival. There's an off white tent that draws my attention. I walk inside, and there are several girl in there dressed like they're at the renaissance festival. Some are dressed like normal medieval woman, others like the belly dancers, and others like faeries. Lots of them have feather hats and hair pieces that I think are beautiful. They all seem happy to see me, and surround me asking me how my life is and saying how long it's been since they've seen me. I tell them I'm fine, and I just stopped in for a visit when I saw their tent, then I notice there's a table with some fliers so I walk over and start to pick one up. Before I can though a girl behind the table says she knew I was going to return this year, and she had already prepared my outfit for the summer theme. She drags it out from under the table and winks saying she had a feeling today she would need it and she was right! It's a cute shorts outfit, the kind where the shorts and shirt are the same material and sewn together (I think it's called a romper?) and the shirt has a draw string that ties above the breasts but no straps. I tell her it's cute, but then I realize the shorts are very short looking, and the fabric between the legs is only a half inch wide. I think to myself that this probably won't be comfortable to wear and it probably going to be very X rated once it's on because it's so short and tight. Then the dream provides me with an explanation that this is sort of like a brothel, only they just entertain with no actual sex. I thank the girls and tell them I've missed them, but I'm not sure I'm ready to come back. They all seem sad, and I excuse myself so they wont try to change my mind. When I leave the tent, a cute little furry brown and white animal runs up in front of me and looks up. I bend over to pick him up, and realize I'm wearing a long skirt. The critter is under my skirt when I'm standing, but when I bend over the skirt swishes back so it's not under it anymore and the critter makes a cute little squeaky noise. It's a cute critter, kind of like a guinea pig with a long tail, not like a rat. I hold it one hand and pet it with the other, then bringing it right up to my face and rub my nose against its nose. (My dream self is soooo smart that thing could have had rabies or something, lol) I decide to take it with me, and start walking again. I find myself walking up to a huge Victorian home, and let myself in thinking it's the kind of place you just walk in without needing to knock. There's an old woman standing in the entrance, and she looks at me with big eyes for a minute, then starts fussing at me asking where I've been and when I was planning on coming back. I then realize this is the brothel like place the tent was advertising. I'm not very comfy suddenly, but the little critter in my hand starts chirping furiously back at the woman and it's very comical. Then a tall super skinny man with glasses and blond hair (in hindsight, he reminds me of Able from Trinity Blade) he grabs the little critter by the tail and it starts kicking and squirming furiously being held up by it's tail. The man says, "Oh, I see you've found my younger brother!" and then he tosses the critter to the side. It hits the wall and then slides down it to hit the floor. As soon as it hits the floor, it turns into a guy probably around 20 with long black hair. He's rubbing his head complaining that being thrown hurt. I say I need to go home, and the black haired guy offers to go with me. I tell him I'm fine by myself, but he insists. the next thing I can remember I'm walking down a dirt path on my way home, and the guy is beside me in the form of a snake. He's chattering away but I'm not paying attention. Suddenly I ask, "Why are you here again?" and he says, "To protect you of course!" to which I reply, "From what? Alligators or something?" He suddenly pulls back as if scared and says, "Alligators are the transportation of choice for Borrowers! If we seen an Alligator we're running away!" I find it humorous that he's scared of Borrowers because they're sooo tiny. But just the the path opens up to a small muddy creek, and there's an alligator, with two female borrowers on top! They're steering it with reins of some kind. I kind of laugh to myself thinking wow, what a coincidence! but the snake guy is hanging back, frozen in fear. The borrowers look up at me like they're scared too, but I notice their reins are caught. I speak softly to them and say I'm not going to hurt them, I'd like to help them fix their reins if they don't mind. The look back and forth at one another, as if trying to decide if that's a good idea or not, then nod to me as if to say Ok, help us. The Alligators legs turn into wheels, and I get the rein that was caught under the wheels out and straighten them all out before handing them back to the Borrowers. They say thank you, and I tell them no problem and smile. Then I notice there's a door ahead, so I open it for them. As they go through the door I realize it looks like my bedroom door and wake up again. Looking back fully awake, I'm pretty sure that critter guy was looking up my skirt but it was so funny that he was afraid of borrowers, when he could have turned into an elephant and just squished them if they gave him any trouble!

Some mornings I wake up and think man those dreams lat night were boring. I probably shouldn't have been bored by them because they weren't short on weirdness, but there was just nothing awesome about them, lol. I was so unimpressed by them I didn't bother taking any dream notes. Here's what I can remember off the top of my head.

Dream One (fragment): I spent the dream walking and driving on muddy roads. At one point someone else was with me and commenting on how there were big lumps of hard dirt on top of the mud. I tell him that someone put those there trying to control the mud. I don't know why the lumps are so hard, they seem unnatural and make it impossible to get over without an SUV. Lucky the dream turned my little car into an SUV!

Dream Two (Fragment): I was inside a cell shaded Zelda Game. Probably wind waker since it's the only one I've actually played. I'm trying to get into this cave, and I remember equipping the zoran tunic so I could swim under water and then realizing I don't have the iron boots. It's ok, I manage to stand on the bottom of the lake anyways and read something about playing a tune. I climb out of the lake and am looking into a big cave that I decide is the last temple. I realize that if I don't have the iron boots then I haven't done the goron lands yet, so I decide I can't go into this last temple until I do. I notice some arrows and hookshot targets ahead, I know I don't have those either so I can't advance. I turn to leave, but there's someone standing there. He tells me I shouldn't be here, it isn't safe. I'm me again, not link. The person turns to walk away. I start to follow him thinking wait, he's important somehow. I wake up.

Dream Three: I'm at the lake sitting on the pier/dock. There's someone on a jet ski in front of me. He has a pretty accent of some kind, I just naturally assume he's my moms friend in Scotland that I've never met but looking back he wasn't old so it probably wasn't. He tells me to go back inside the cabin. I tell him I want to stay on the dock. He looks to the right down towards the damn, then looks worried. He looks at me again and says, "I don't want to talk to you anymore." Suddenly I'm really upset, I want to stay and keep talking. I get mad and yell at him, "Well fine! I don't want to talk to you anymore either! Get lost!" He smiles a bitter smile, starts the jet ski and starts going down the river towards the damn. I stomp off towards the cabin. On the hill that leads up to it, there's an elegant white horse, if memory serves me right it had a horn as well, so a unicorn not a horse. I stop as I walk by to pet it and rub my head against it's neck. It wraps it's head around me kind of like a hug and rubs me with it's head reassuringly, and I feel a good deal better. I feel like everything's ok, and I start walking back up to the cabin. I get inside the cabin and my husband is pointing to a tiny cage with lots of bird packed into it. He tells me my cousins left it for me. They heard I was good with Animals and hoped I could take care of them for a while. I shrug and say lets put them in a bigger cage, this one's too small for that many birds. We set the smaller cage inside a bigger one, then I go out onto the sun porch of the cabin. I hear a lot of ruckus out on the lake, and look out to see whats going on. I see the person on the jet ski from before, he's chasing several black jet skis. He's shouting at them that he has something, and they turn on him. He turns the jet ski so fast it spins in place and I wonder if he's going to roll it, but then he takes off down the lake back towards the damn again with the black jet skis in hot pursuit. I suddenly think to myself that I should lock the door because something bad is trying to get in. I lock all the doors, and yell at my neighbors kid who is in the yard to go home before something bad happens. I rush back to the bedroom to check on the birds and my husband. The birds haven't left the small cage, and I realize we forgot to open it when we put it in the bigger cage. I tell my husband to help me I'm going to open it and hope none of the birds escape. He holds the big cage open for me while I open the big cage. Several of the bigger birds get out and we have to chase them around the room. I'm afraid they're going to bite me, but they're very well behaved. I catch one by telling him to step up, and the other one lands on my finger in mid air. We put them in the big cage with the others, and I heard a phone. I go to look and it's not mine. I decide it's my cousins girl friends phone and she must have forgotten it when they dropped the birds off. I look back at the birds and they've turned into fat multicolored babies with feathers and wings instead of arms. I briefly think I'd like to keep them, I miss having babies in the house, then my husband jokes that we just got rid of my brothers bird and Grandma is not going to be happy if we bring home more. I nod, and then wake up. Pretty sure those multi-colored babies are a direct result of getting our My Little Pony Babies in the mail yesterday I can only assume the birds turned into them because two if those pony babies are Pegasus ponies, lol. I'm feeling pretty lucky though that this dream didn't turn into a night mare, there were a few times when it could have, but I managed to avoid it somehow.

Dream Fragment (???): I dreamed I was playing the Skylanders game my son got for his birthday with him. I have no clue what point of the night this occurred, probably early since it was a rehash of the previous days events.