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I was in a desert. Very dry, sandy. I had a gun in my hand and a couple of Ocarina of Time characters were next to me. They were also holding guns. We came to a hill and tented right there. Then a hoard OF ZOMBIES APPEARED!!! Everyone shot at them and we ran back home

I was at my house in my parents' room. My dad said he could play guitar and said he'd show me how to play sometime. But he never did

At this doing i became semi-lucid
In a forest, I saw one penguin in a cage and three baby penguins holding on to the cage. The father said, "Run run!" And so they did.
They came upon a glass with people inside it and screamed, "Help help!" But no one came. They ran into a room with shelves and found a turtle. They picked it up and ran into another room. Here they found a TALKING turtle. They switched the turtles, making them handle the talking one. The forest turned into my house and one of the penguins turned into me. Whore-ay. And I took care of the turtle and we went to some castle themed amusement park The end.

I was in a town, next to me was a girl, who looked a lot like Goldilocks! She was pulling a red wagon. We walked in a small downtown area for awhile and entered a gated parking lot. The girl turned into my mother, the wagon into her car. I took my seat in the passenger's front seat. We tried leaving the lot when a large, fat man who looked like Ed from the movies, "Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead", and "Paul". He closed the gate demanding my mother to take him somewhere. My mom refused and got out of the car. The GATED parking lot then morphed into a regular, ungated parking lot. And my mother morphed into my friend Sarah C. We walked on the sidewalk and ran in to a park. We started jogging around the track. On the side of the track was my 6th grade P.E. teacher holding a timer. She yelled, "COME ON GUYS, YOU CAN DO IT!" We kept running and running when that dream, ended.

I was in a room, painted a sort of orangey-brown color. An asian man... who I believe to be....(wait for it).... forceez..... was sitting on a wooden bench. From a 3rd person view I began to give him a blowjob... -__-
Thank God, that dream ended quickly.

I was playing black ops with a few friends. I was actually in the game. I walked across a snowy map and some random guy popped out of a window. Derp

A friend of mine, Sakina, came over my house. After a gibberish conversation she left.

I then spawned in a classroom where a friend, Bailie, holding a brown unicorn stuffed animal sat next to me. for some reason the classroom was made of ice.

I was in a car with my dad who was driving crazily. We passed so many places, the only one that caught my eye was a record store (I collect records).

I was in a library with my mom and friend Liz. We sat in the cafe next to Teena Marie, who asked my mother how my grandmother died. My mom explained and I twirled in a flashback in a hospital with my grandmother laying still on a bed. My mother was crying uncontrollably. The flashback ended and I was back in the library. My friend Liz saw unicorn stuffed animals just like the one Bailie had. She begged me to buy her one and, I did. I went to the instrument section and found a, "How to read piano notes for dummies" book and purchased. Then I woke up and I epicly failed at a WILD ^_^

I was in my kitchen sitting at the table when all of a sudden DERP A DERP HERP! Tina Fey appeared right next to me. Immediately I asked her, "What was your inspiration for Mean Girls?" She replied, "Oh um, I just turned a lot of what happened to me in high school into a not so sad comedy.."
I lol'd in mah seat, then i woke up