One Up Seeker

1. I was in 3rd person in the middle of the desert at a military base. It looked everything like a desert, but it felt like it was 60 degrees weather. The was a brisk wind and cool vibes all around. A guy that was a higher rank than me comes up to me and tells me, "Suit up, we're heading out." I already have my suit on so I just put on my helmet. Then I climb into the pilots seat and turn on the chopper. Not long after that a group of other military soldiers come out and board on. Everything's set and ready to go so I lift off and we start flying.
I ascend really high in the air and since we didn't really have anywhere to go I just flew wherever I wanted. Suddenly in the middle of my joyride I got a call on the radio telling me to clear out an enemy base. A mix of adrenaline and tension build up inside of me. I fly into enemy lines, and now everyone on board gets quiet. I focus on getting to the base. We get there in no time, and immediately I see all kinds of war machines, mostly tanks. I descend a little bit and shoot my missiles at the entire base. Each time I shoot my missiles out, 6 or 7 of them come out at a time. I can even switch my vision to thermal, which I did for a short time.
Once the base was finally destroyed, I flew back to our base. As I got there and landed the chopper, everyone got off and so did I. Not even a minute after I get out of the helicopter, the same guy that told me to "suit up" came back over to me and told me the same thing again. This time though I wasn't flying soldiers, I was flying civilians, and I had to fly them on a tour around everywhere except for the base. I get back into the pilots seat of the helicopter and get ready to take off. A group of 4 or 5 professionally dressed civilians come over to my helicopter and board it.
As we take off I notice that one of the civilians is my dad. While I am flying we talk, and my dad tells me about how the Earth's core is heating up and its going to mess up alot of things, possibly destroy civilization. This stays on my mind for a while. I remember that we flew for so long that it was night time and we were still flying. As it turned night time I flew over a beach. I spotted something odd so I turned on my spot light and looked at the ground. Down below me I saw an entire group of at least 100 or more apes that looked like they were in the middle of evolution to becoming a human. They looked odd.
They were all naked too. As everyone on board looked at the monkeys, we all noticed one thing: all the males had HUGE dongs, and they weren't even erect. Soon after this I woke up.

2. I was at my friend Patrick's house. Me, Patrick, Dylan, and Trey were all sitting in Patrick's room just chilling. Suddenly Patrick's dad opens the door and greets us, and I remember that he just came back from another country and that he would be staying for 2 weeks(He literally came back yesterday IWL). He then tells us that theres root beer in the kitchen. We all get up and Patrick and Trey go into the kitchen to get some root beer while me and Dylan chill out in the living room.
Soon all the root beer was gone, there wasn't even enough for me and Dylan. Also, there was two other people in Pat's house that nobody knew, they were just walking around and they wanted root beer. One person was a guy, the other one was a girl. While I was chilling in the living room, I looked over to the kitchen and saw a line of pink cups filled with liquid. I walked over to where they were and smelled them. They smelled like beer(which his dad drinks all the time) and something else sweet.
Somehow, after I picked up a cup to smell it, I dropped it while trying to put it back down and everything spilled out and all over the wall. Quickly, I ran and got some paper towels and cleaned it up. Mr. Allen never noticed what had happened.


Dreams I didnt have time to record: Jets and HUGE monsters, and Chilling on the beach