One Up Seeker

1. I had just woken up(false awakening) and I was laying in bed. I looked at my phone and saw that the time said 11:07 a.m. "Holy fuck I'm late!" I said as I sprung out of bed. School started at 10:30 today so I was already 37 minutes late. I stopped worrying about how late I was as it wasn't going to change anything and I got up and walked into the restroom to take a piss. I pulled down my boxers and immediately noticed(it gets explicit here) that the tip of my dick was as blue as blueberries, or even as blue as the cookie monster. "What in the fuck" I said as I looked at my dick in astonishment. Just then I got my phone and searched online for "what causes blue tip of dick" (lmfao wow). My phone brought me to twitter and somehow brought me to my friend Alex's twitter.
I saw that he had just tweeted, but it wasn't a normal tweet; he tweeted a dick pic. "Wtf is Alex thinking? Everyone can see this shit he's screwed" I said out loud. He captioned his dick pic "Why is the tip of my dick as red as a cherry?!!?". It then occurred to me, my tip was blue; his was red. "What does this mean?" I thought to myself. It then also occurred to me how gay this was, and I immediately exited out of twitter as I found no joy in looking at Alex's dick(lmao). I looked out the bathroom window and saw that the sky was overcast. Suddenly I found myself to have teleported on Alex's street right in front of his house. "Maybe I should talk to Alex about this? What if there's something wrong with our dicks?" I asked myself.

2. I was inside of a grocery store walking around and getting food with my dad. The store's lighting was dim as it tends to be in my dreams, and the floor was a buffed concrete that was so buff you could see your reflection in it. My dad and I started walking down one of the frozen food aisles. It was slightly cold. Every where I looked on this aisle I could see all sorts of frozen pizza. "You see that over there son?" my dad asked me. "What?" I replied. "Over there" he pointed not far from us in one of the frozen sections, "That's pizza that has dog meat all over it" he told me. "What in the fucking hell" I remember thinking to myself. I was now semi-lucid. "Who would ever eat that? We don't eat dog meat in America" I said. "Yeah this one guy bought it not too long ago and it was on the news. He died after eating it" my dad said.
I remember feeling a little sick to my stomach despite how I have a strong stomach and don't get sick by just looking at things. I walked over to where the dog meat pizza was and got a closer look at it. There was only one left. It seems that people really liked it and many of them were buying it. As I looked at the dog meat pizza I noticed that it was just a regular piece of pizza except its crust was pale white and there was a huge slab of frozen dog meat on top of the entire slice. "How could anyone ever eat this? Why would anyone ever kill a dog and sell its meat?" I thought to myself. After that my dad and I continued walking around the grocery store and I remember getting alot of food and putting it in the grocery cart.

3. I was in my own car, but I wasn't driving it. I was sitting in the passenger seat as my sister drove. I don't know what led me to let her drive but something told me to let her try it out. We were driving home from somewhere and were now on the feeder. The sky was completely covered in clouds and it looked like it was about to rain. Suddenly we came to an intersection and the light was red, but my sister kept on driving. A car was driving towards us from the right and had to slam on the breaks to avoid from crashing into us. "What the hell are you doing?!?" I asked my sister. She then continued to drive across the intersection and she ended up running into a curb and driving over it. I felt the entire car bump up and I could hear the concrete slamming into my front bender.
"Okay that's enough Kayla pull over. I'm driving us the rest of the way" I told her. She then pulled over and we switched seats. I started driving. We came to the last intersection before our house and as we passed it I noticed that under the bridge we had to go under, there was 2 firetrucks and an ambulance. Lying on the road not far from them were 2 guys. One seemed to have gotten both of his legs torn off and half of his face was gone, and his skin was pale white and he was bald. The other guy wasn't far from him and he was missing an arm and was covered in blood. "Holy shit dude are you seeing this?" I asked my sister. "Yeah" she replied.
I then "realized" that it was all just acting for some sort of show and continued driving home. Suddenly I found myself driving down a deserted road and it was now nighttime. My sister was still in the passenger seat. There were lights all down this road, but it was still fairly dark. Beyond the boundaries of the road on each side was thick forestry. I remember coming to a stop and parking in a col-de-sac to find out were we were. We were completely lost. I pulled out my phone and looked at my location. My GPS said that I was in Virginia. "What.The.Fuck" I said out loud. Just then my aunt Hope and my other aunt Beverly walked out of a house in the col-de-sac. At first I didn't recognize Beverly as I haven't seen her in years.
Hope was quiet, but as usual, Beverly was no where near it. "What's up Cory?" Beverly said in an energetic tone. She then walked up to me and picked me up by my nutsack with one arm. Oddly enough it wasn't painful. She was now holding me up above her head with her right arm all by my nutsack(I must be strong down there **insert slick emoji with shades on** xD).