The Meerkat's Lair

It had been awhie since I had an EPIC night, but last night was one of them. I had a shitload of dreams that im not even sure I remember them all. New milestones reached, too. For the first time, I ALMOST had sex. The closest ive been by far. I also morphed into an Enforcer from Combat arms and into a bird.

Dream 1: Before I get lucid, the beginning is very hard to find. Anyway, there are two naked chicks in a house. When I see the brunette's vagina open up before me, the shock is so powerful that lucidity is instant. You have to understand nudity used to be impossible for me to reach in my dreams. I did RC though. I start fucking her, but I dont "feel" anything at all. To be honest, I didnt really put myself into it since obviously I lack real experience Im talking to her as I turn her around and start doing her the other way . No pleasure at all, none. One of my friends, a guy named Zheng, is obviously having a lot of fun though. In a big brown room, hes screwing the girl I was with not long ago while the another one is also having with a mysterious, unnamed man. At this point, im only half lucid and cant quite think for myself. I want to be him really bad. Lucid again, I am downstairs looking for Zheng. I wonder if hel be in the room I am right as im writing . Then I remember im in a dream and if I imagine him he will be there. When I get in he is on the floor fixing something on my drum. He looks at me and I ask: "Tsé la fille de tantot? Tu mla prête tu apres pour que je puisse la fourrer?" The dream fades before I get an answer.
To give an idea about how this dream was a punch in the face, I relived (or redreamed) the first scene with the vagina about 3-4 times.

Dream 2: Still lucid and for no particular reason, I decide to shapeshift into an Enforcer, this big blue zombie in a game thats really hard to kill. I think hard about transforming and look at my arms. They start getting bigger and "bumpy", like in the movies. Its fair success for a beginner. Since im epicly strong now, I kick the wall in front of me and it blows up in pieces. Fade out.

Dream 3: DEILD back without any SP. In what looks like a Paris cafe. I only have the time to look at my surroundings when I fade out again.

Dream 4: This was so short I dont even recall what it was. As I was DEILDing, my dreams were getting sloppy. That is my thought back in my bed.

Dream 5: I want to turn into a small bird this time. After a few tries I do, but a cartoon cat in front of me is very interested I fly away to the top of my school.

Dream 6: Im not sure where this dream was situated in the night. It was stressful and is obviously because of all those projects at school. I have to do work today and dreamed the day ended and I hadnt done nothing. Freaked me out.

Dream 7: X Just Remembered! X I drove a car for the first time in my life and proved to be a fairly good driver. In a hazy day, my mom and my sis apparently are out of the car. I take the wheel and just drive. I am not lucid, and somewhat fear being caught by the police. Had I known I was dreaming, I probably would have went crazy with it. But I had no accident and drove very well before my mom popped back up and I woke up.

I got an LD in the night between 2010 and 2011 Not very long but still. Im seeing its the third time I get lucid this way. I stopped doin RCs a while ago but now I think il start again. These last times I didnt RC at all when I got lucid. When I get out of a car or a bus instantly, it gives me such a punch I get lucid almost instantly. Then Im in a park and decide it would be fun to celebrate the New Year with a firework. I look up to the sky and a firework sets off and spells out Bonne Année (I just noticed Ctrl+Z fucks up my comp) For my new resolution, Im RCing again starting from now!