#109. Zombies
by
, 07-14-2010 at 11:07 PM (785 Views)
07/14/10
I'm running through a room with a sword, slashing at zombies. I feel like Zorro, only with more stabbing.
An allied DC gets grabbed. I slice apart the zombie holding him, but I scratch him with my blade. We hope for the best.
He thinks something might happen to me. I make an offhand comment, "I don't die." I'm not worried about myself.
I step into the next room. The door slams shut behind us.
I don't have my sword. A voice informs me that I'll have to meet its challenge, or the zombies on the other side of the room will be set free. A handful of neon orange-pink guitar picks appear in my hands. I have to throw them into a 3-inch gap on the other side of the room, in front of the zombies.
I throw two, but they go wild. The creepy childlike voice informs me that if I miss again, we're all going to die.
I hold one pick in the palm of my hand. I will it to float, and slowly send it toward the bucket. It lands perfectly.
I grin at the creepy ghostlike girl that appears out of the wall. She gestures sullenly toward another door and it opens with a creak.
"At least this isn't a dream," I say to my partner, "If it was, I'd have to wake myself up. I have a doctor's appointment in the morning."
I stop and feel for dreaminess. "And now I'm lucid," I say. "I really ought to wake up, though."
I focus on dismantling the dream, aiming for a new location. We'll see if this works...
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False awakening. I beg a friend for a ride to work. Apparently, I work at a pizza place part-time. News to me.
One of the managers says that the new guy seems depressed and it's all my fault. I sigh, and go over to talk to the guy, who's standing in the kitchen.
"Look, it's not that I don't like you." I lie, "I just move around so much, I don't like getting close to people." I kindly leave out the fact that I'm friends with the DC managers, owner, and various and sundry employees.
The creepy fucker smiles at me. I really want to punch him in the face.
Zombies. Scare Factor: 4.