Sora

What about a Shaolin soccer game?

*I'll start to post the level of my lucidity in my dreams since, I guess, it is a good thing to know for the reader =D*

Clearness : 6/10
Lucid : 5/10

DAMN!! I'm such a bad boy! These times I'm having trouble keeping my DJ up to date. It seems like I can't find the will I used to have. Maybe because I'm trying to hard to WILD. Anyway I'll keep it up and hope everythings will be fixed soon.

Edit: Ok guys I'm actually looking at my DJ and I feel like a douche, because there is ALOT of cool dream I haven't posted here yet and I really wanna keep this DJ funny for me and for you. So what is really bothering me about this is firstly my knowledge of english is a problem, so writing dreams takes ages, specially when I try to make decent grammar and such. Secondly, I don't have time to write the dream down on this forum since I only have like 5 mins the morning before I go to work. Thirdly, I forgot a dream I wanted to recall while typing these line (This dream was some days ago so I guess I'll be able to recall it later)...ANYWAY! All this guys to tell you that I WILL spend much more time on this DJ! I feel like I'm talking to no-one which is probably the case...Have Hun =D.

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WHY I DIDN'T POST MY SECOND AWESOME LUCID!?!? Here it is guys hope you'll enjoy it as much as I DID!!! AHAHAHA!

I'm on a soccer field with my friends and we are obviously playing....SOCCER, YOU GOT IT!! So we are having fun playing with a white and black ball. Then a Flash of Awesomeness passed through my mind and I asked myself...AM I DREAMING?! And the answer was YES I am dreaming, I didn't get really excited about this though btw. So I was bored of this soccer game now and decided to make it a little funnier and spawned myself some SUPER STRENGHT KICK, like the movie Shaolin Soccer. It was totally crazy, but all my friends were jealous so I stopped playing and go sit on the bench.

I wanted a new friend now, specially a female one. So I closed my eyes and though as hard as I could and said to myself, "When I'll open my eyes there will be a chicks and she will ask me why I'm sad". I opened my eyes and had a really big surprise! There was a fat old ugly plastic face hooker next to me and she asked me, "Hey, wanna make out". I ran as far as I could, my dream fade out and I woke up.