stevendoig

Non lucid bits and bobs (think they were all part of the same dream.) The first part is fell crude, I'll try not to make it sound too gross....

My shop door is open, its a nice day. I have my boy's potty and decide to do a big jobby in the entrance. Its all going well when a couple of rough looking lassies walk past me into the shop. I wipe my bum twice with kitchen roll. I examine the results of the second wipe, it doesn't look too bad. I pull up my breeks and go to serve the lassies. I feel a wee bit dirty...

I get a letter from someone. It from a tradesman with reference to my shop. There are four points. The first says 'We recommend that all customers tread very gently, carry candles and are very careful putting on and off the lights.'

I'm crouching down behind my counter. A man places a tumbler with whisky down in front of me (though it looks more like wee wee) I look up and say to him 'No thanks - I am an abstainer' He doesn't seem to mind.

I find myself in a familiar shop. The Its mainly full of bread products. I look around, and find myself getting quite annoyed.