stevendoig

Non lucid odds...

Shop - arrrghhh - again?!!!! Standing with an ex employee. She said some stuff i'll no bore ye with. An auld man then came in moaning about his shirt being too long in the sleeves. He tried it on and it looked fine. He was insistent and I really wanted to give him a skelp in the face - but I didn't...

In a sort of classroom environment, sitting on wee school chairs with lots of other people. The man in charge (who had a microphone) said-

'We'll start with you' - he was pointing at me 'Whats your name?'
'Steven' said I
'Professor Steven everybody!!'
I laughed.
An old friend of mine was now sitting to my right, the man asked him if I was really a professor and my friend said no. He then said 'Edwin & John!' - which is very funny if you are from Forfar and know who Edwin and John are...

The end.