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A much better nights dreaming - all non lucid, but I was starting to think I was broken or something!

Lots of shop dreams (yawn) I'm thinking they were most likely the one big dream so here goes

1) -A lassie I know IRL came in looking for a kilt she had ordered for herself apparently she booked it under the name 'Hays' (which isn't her name) I checked my order book, there was a Hays there, but it wasn't hers. I think other people came into the shop at this time and it was getting hectic.
I went up the back and said to my (female employee IRL) that I would need to measure her up again. My employee was wearing a white T shirt with a design of sorts on it. I wrapped the tape around her and was aware that she took a deep breath and pulled her belly in a bit! Anyway she had a 28 waist and a 24 drop. What am I like!
A man came in for boxer shorts. He wanted a good look at them. they were inside a green then a white carrier bag. He seemed happy. They cost £3.99 (as IRL) , he handed over 4 pound coins and also a few pennies (which I handed back) and also a tiny copper foreign coin (which I kept) I struggled to ring up his purchase as although the register was in front of me there was something blocking the drawer. the man also mentioned my Uncle, not sure in what context.

2) There was a sort of cellar place where I had been told lived a bunch of tiny wee people. Its all a bit vague now, but I went in and there was a tiny wee man, maybe six inches high. He was dressed like a hairy highlander. I was quite taken with him and wondered to myself why no one had noticed these wee guys before. He then died or crumbled away to nothing or something and I remember being a bit upset about the whole affair.

3) I looked out my bedroom window. The neighbour who I like was dressed in Tennis whites with shorts and ankle socks. She was speaking to my other neighbours (who I don't get on with). This annoyed me a bit so I went outside. Don't remember much else but there were a few bairns running about.

4) I was in the front passanger seat of a car. Not sure who was driving. We were going very slowly through a huge coniferous woodland - I think I was 'casually' birdwatching. I spied a hell of a creature climbing a wall or tree and we stopped and got out. It was half human and half some horrible monster thing. It had a scabby pink flowerly dress on and its face was really quite scary - all witchy and nasty. I remember thinking it looked vaguely like a Hagraven from 'Skyrim'. It jumped off the tree/wall and lay on the ground and I think it transformed itself into something a bit less awful. I had my camera that I always take birding with me and took dozens of photos. I kept looking at its face on the camera display to see if anything odd happened.

5) I was getting books at the library. I had to produce my libarary card out my wallet and was having a bit of trouble doing so.