And then a drunk girl whips off her top and gives me a lap dance. She has dark hair and very pale skin. I certainly wasn't complaining. It was over very quickly and she left. I guess she was embarrassed. At that point, the party seemed to be wrapping up. The hostess appeared for probably the first time, and she's not happy. She shows off some toys that some other party guests had built. (What, is this Santa's workshop?) One is an animatronic dog that sniffs its own butt, and the other is a monkey that screams "FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER!" when you pull its string. The hostess wonders who would design such horrible kids toys? I suddenly realize it must have been the guys who brought me to the party.
I head out of the front door. This was an apartment earlier, but now it looks more like a freestanding house. Outside the door is a patio that wraps around the building. It's a weird sort of patio since has a stone wall surrounding it, making it more of an outdoor room. I don't get to dwell on these details because I see the guys are sitting at a patio table and laughing. I think I yell at them, but I can't remember what I said and they never respond.
Back inside the house, I see everyone is busy cleaning up. There's one girl who is upset. She explains to me that she works at the bar. They've gone through all the liquor behind the counter and she has to restock all of it in ten minutes. There's a regulation that they cannot stock liquor during the day, so when the bar opens tomorrow night, she'll only have available what we put in the cabinet now. How do they know? She points out that there's a camera pointing at the empty cabinet. I find a bottle of vodka sitting out, so I put it in the cabinet.
I start searching for any more bottles, and I end up bumping into David Blue. He looks a little out of it, as though he's had too much to drink. For some reason, I I point out that he missed by birthday. "When was it?" he asks. I start to give him a date in October, then I realize that I've got the wrong month. After a bit of thought, I give him my correct birth date, then add that it was last Friday. (
It wasn't).
I find myself and others in a large, open room instead of the house where the party was. It looks like the lobby of a police station. There are uniformed officers behind glass doors, but they are purposely hiding their faces so we can't identify them. There's a TV mounted on a stand in the corner of the ceiling and it's tuned to a news report about animals in Chicago having trouble surviving the tough winter. They are specifically showing wolves and coyotes trudging through snowdrifts. I look out the window and see snow on the ground, which doesn't quite feel right. I return my attention the TV. It shows wild animals setting up in a CTA station to escape the cold. One of the women in the room ask me if it's true that in Chicago, you get wild animals living in the transit stations. Before I can answer, the police station lobby turns into the lobby of a CTA station just like the one in the television picture. There's an escalator in front of us with piles of straw on either side. There's a chicken roosting on the right side. On the left is a baby goat. Suddenly, a guy with a hammer comes rushing out, screaming, "I'm gonna burn your ass!" He swings the hammer at the goat. I am so shocked that I wake up.