"10 Second Rule"
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, 08-09-2014 at 03:57 PM (791 Views)
I am in high school again, and am walking to my bus after school. Already lucid, but not very much -- don't remember how I got there! I am walking with a short, chubby black kid. I have just done something not very nice (don't remember what) and think I need to make it up to this DC. I give the kid a big hug.
"What are you doing?" he asks in disgust.
C/R my response. I think of how I might win this DC over. I reach into my pocket, hoping for some candy. I find instead a toy from childhood:
I give this to the DC and tell him it is a chocolate bar (?) DC takes a bite and complains that it is not a chocolate bar, and that it is indeed a plastic toy. I take the toy back and try to morph it into a chocolate bar. It's outward appearance changes somewhat, but not enough to be food.
The DC then asks, "Is this that kind of candy that once I chew it, it becomes candy in my mouth?"
"Yeah, sure," I say, still searching through my pockets.
He begins eating it again.
"Oh my god," he cries, "It's glorious! It's like I'm flying through space on an imperial starship!"
I look down and see a piece of the action figure/candy on the ground. Yep, I pick it up and eat it. It tastes sweet but nothing spectacular. Definitely not flying through space. I wake up.