Thread: DV Chat Quotes

[22:15:40] sleepycookiedough [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[22:15:43] <NoDaniel> Welcome to die
[22:15:46] <NoDaniel> population OldSparta
[22:15:47] <&OldSparta> wat?
[22:15:59] <&OldSparta> @ AdminWave^-^
[22:16:04] Mancon [[email protected]] is now known as Mancon|Away
[22:16:08] <sleepycookiedough> Did you just welcome me to my death?
[22:16:11] <saltyseedog> welcome to population, oldsparta, nodaniel

Bah... I have to type something here!

<Superdub49> why am i listening to Justin bieber
<&OldSparta> Superdub49: Becuase your a 12 y/o girl?

It's funny 'cuz of Sparta's joke and his misspellings

[22:15] <Dark_Merlin> i dont know who you've been fucking salty
[22:15] <Dark_Merlin> but boobs don't glow in the dark
[22:15] <Dark_Merlin>

[19:16:03] <paigeyemps|Away> weakamon: where are you?
[19:16:17] <weakamon> philippines
[19:16:23] <weakamon> a far away place
[19:16:32] <paigeyemps|Away> what
[19:16:37] <Dark_Merlin^> :O
[19:16:38] <paigeyemps|Away> i'm from the philippines too
[19:16:39] <Dark_Merlin^> YOU GUYS
[19:16:40] <Dark_Merlin^> YES
[19:16:42] <Dark_Merlin^> GO
[19:16:45] <Dark_Merlin^> MAKE BEAUTIFUL LOVE BABIES
[19:16:50] <Dark_Merlin^> BEAUTIFUL DV LOVE BABIES

It's a biological need to promote the passing of genes, go Dark_Merlin!

[09:11] == paigeyemps|Away has changed nick to Paigeyemps|Here

[18:51] <Coolb3rt> waht are the chances that most of us are actually 7 year olds who are really 45 year olds that are really all about 14-18
[18:52] <+Linkzelda> um
[18:52] <metallicuh> 70%
[18:52] <+Linkzelda> that's using realism twice
[18:52] <Irken> N/a
[18:52] <metallicuh> it happened to my uncle
[18:52] <+Linkzelda> but I'm 18
[18:52] <Coolb3rt> sounds legit to me
[18:52] <+Skoozaensis> How about I fuck your mom and post pictures on the internet
[18:52] <+Skoozaensis> How about that
[18:52] <+Linkzelda> LOL Skoozaensis
[18:52] <Coolb3rt> define that please
[18:52] <+Linkzelda> LMFAO

[17:45:39:4539] <mooseantlers> if i forgot my email
[17:45:41:4541] <mooseantlers> id die
[17:45:53:4553] <bennerman> email it to yourself so you won't forget
[17:45:54:4554] <bennerman>
[17:45:55:4555] <bennerman> ;D


This is why I fell in love with you <3

[1:48pm] weakamon: have you tried clicking my sig?
[1:48pm] weakamon: yeah, some weird shit
[1:48pm] rudedudeowns: let me try
[1:49pm] rudedudeowns: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[1:49pm] rudedudeowns: dude im laughing so hard right now
[1:49pm] weakamon: haha
[1:49pm] weakamon: it's been there for like a month already
[1:49pm] rudedudeowns: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[1:49pm] rudedudeowns: HOLY SHIT

Lol, weakamon. Your sig gave me a happy.

I was actually clapping my hands to that song last night at 1-2AM. O.O

[18:05:11] <NoDaniel> I really wanna try penis
[18:05:19] <&OldPeak> done it, taste terrible

hawhaw

[23:34] <+Carousoul> blood for the blood god
[23:34] <@nina|BRB> Linkzelda: nice ass
[23:34] * inVisiblewoman stretches
[23:34] <+Linkzelda> thank you so much nina|BRB

<3

Originally Posted by Seroquel

hawhaw

I feel the need to clarify this. I was kidding -.-

[22:18:59:1859] <@nina> i would prolly make a terrible wife though, im not big on cooking or cleaning

Originally Posted by mooseantlers

[22:18:59:1859] <@nina> i would prolly make a terrible wife though, im not big on cooking or cleaning

Nooooo!

[20:08] <Dark_Merlin> #DV has gone back to talking about poop
[20:08] <saltyseedog> I want one of those cool european things that shoots water up your butt
[20:08] <+Linkzelda> speaking of poop
[20:09] <saltyseedog> why don't we have those here?
[20:09] <Dark_Merlin> saltyseedog: you mean a boyfriend?
[20:09] <+Linkzelda> you mean bidet
[20:09] <+Linkzelda> LOL

o.o

Originally Posted by Linkzelda

o.o

haha I had to read that a couple times before I got Merlin's joke

funnyyyyyyyyyyy.. even my boyfriend just laughed at that one

Originally Posted by Linkzelda

<3

Skulls for the skull throne

It all makes sense now.

[20:48:25] <paigeyemps> where is your J, cookie?
[20:48:45] <paigeyemps> no not really haha
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[20:48:48] <cookieh> it ran away.
[20:48:50] <&ShockWave|Away> she lost her job

lmao

[21:41:49] <&OldSparta> pop = crack
[21:41:51] <+Artelis> *pop*
[21:41:52] <&OldSparta> pop == cracl
[21:42:00] <+Artelis> snap == crackle
[21:42:22] <+Artelis> == pop
[21:42:27] <+anderj101> Rice Krispies

[00:09] <saltyseedog> link
[00:09] <+Linkzelda> hi
[00:09] <saltyseedog> link
[00:09] <saltyseedog> you should
[00:09] <Irken> link isolationism finally melting away at your sanity?
[00:09] <saltyseedog> youshould
[00:09] <Irken> or eating away
[00:09] <Irken> rather
[00:09] <&Kendalina^_^> she's got nothing on princess peach http://oraclenine.net/Peachy.jpg
[00:10] <saltyseedog> talk to real girls

[17:22:01] <Evolventity|BRB> EeUEUHWGUEWUUH I just saw a cock roach grabbing something green and walking away.
[17:22:04] <Evolventity|BRB> They are fast !
[17:22:11] <cookieh> O___o
[17:22:27] <Evolventity|BRB> In the kitchen btw xD
[17:22:34] <OctoberWind> O___O
[17:22:36] <cookieh> lol
[17:22:37] <Evolventity|BRB> Just had to share
[17:22:56] <OctoberWind> Cockroach, not cock roach
[17:23:02] <OctoberWind> :F
[17:23:15] <paigeyemps|Away> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:23:33] <OctoberWind> It sounds like some sort of STD when you spell it like that