Thread: DV Chat Quotes

[13:27] == OneUp [[email protected]] has joined #DVLounge
[13:28] <OneUp> !bacon me
[13:28] <BaconBot> Need... Moar... Bacon!
[13:28] <BaconBot> OneUp prepares me a hot steamy pile of bacon.
[13:28] <OneUp> !bacon OneUp
[13:28] <BaconBot> OneUp prepares OneUp a hot steamy pile of bacon.
[13:28] <OneUp> wtf
[13:28] <OneUp> !bacon himself
[13:28] <BaconBot> OneUp prepares himself a hot steamy pile of bacon.
[13:28] <OneUp> there we go
[13:29] <OneUp> aright thats all I needed
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[21:59] <JadeGreen> !ping
[21:59] <BaconBot> pong

Lool

2 of OurBest™, at their best™

[19:25] <Mismagius> ♫Oh spellbee, spellbee, wha'cha gonna do? Got a warrant out for you~♪
[19:28] <spellbee2> ♫You'll never catch me, so you better not snore. Though I just paid off my speeding ticket, I'm not afraid to get more.♪
[19:31] <Mismagius> ♫Spellbee, spellbee, you program quite well but you're still gonna go to hell♪
[19:32] <spellbee2> ♫You're never gonna catch me, you'll never get the bust. Because I am an expert in C++ ♪
[19:35] <Mismagius> ♫spellbee's skills are quite a thrill but he's still going down hill!♪
[19:36] <spellbee2> ♫Of course I am, don't you know me? The only law I follow is the one of gravity.♪
[19:38] <spellbee2> ♫I'll soon have you off running scared, at a rate of 9.8 meters per second squared.♪
[19:39] <spellbee2> ♫You better back off before I hurt ya, with my sick flow's momentum and inertia.♪
[19:40] <Mismagius> ♫Don't forget Murphy's Law, everything you touch turns to dust♪

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[18:26] <@spellbee2> Enemy Mismagius^^ has fainted.
[18:26] <@spellbee2> Mismagius earned 24 XP
[18:28] * Mismagius levels up to level 28
[18:29] <@Mismagius> lol
[18:31] <@spellbee2> Mismagius is trying to learn FLY, but Mismagius can't hold more than 4 moves!
[18:31] <@spellbee2> Delete a current move to make room for FLY?
[18:32] <@Mismagius> YES
[18:34] <@spellbee2> Choose move to get rid of: SNEEZE | MAKE RAMEN | MODERATE | BE AWESOME
[18:35] <@Mismagius> Oh wow, that's a pretty easy one. SNEEZE
[18:36] <@spellbee2> 1, 2, and.... POOF!
[18:36] <@spellbee2> Mismagius forgot SNEEZE...
[18:36] <@spellbee2> and Mismagius learned FLY!
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[18:37] == mode/#DVLounge [+o Mismagius^] by anderj101
[18:37] <@spellbee2> A wild Mismagius^ appeared!
[18:37] <@spellbee2> Go, Mismagius!
[18:37] <@Mismagius^> Sorry, was so excited I flew out of range of my wifi
[18:37] * Mismagius^ kicks Mismagius in the shins
[18:38] <@spellbee2> Mismagius^ used KICK.
[18:38] <@spellbee2> It's super effective!
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[18:39] <@spellbee2> Mismagius has fainted.
[18:39] <@spellbee2> spellbee2 has no more usable Pokemon!
[18:40] <@spellbee2> spellbee2 blacks out...
[18:40] * spellbee2 [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 90 seconds]
[18:40] <@Mismagius^> lool

We need more crappy drawings, so here's mine.

Originally Posted by Lichi

[21:59] <JadeGreen> !ping
[21:59] <BaconBot> pong

Lool

Old, but too good not to reply with.

^^^ OMG!! YES!


[16:28:10] <@spellbee2> like Mavis Beacon or whatevs
[16:28:17] <@spellbee2> call it Bavis Meacon
[16:28:20] <@Mismagius> ooh
[16:28:22] <@Mismagius> haha
[16:29:47] <AstralMango> s/Beacon/Bacon/
[16:29:48] <BaconBot> Who moved my bacon?
[16:29:50] <BaconBot> <spellbee2> like Mavis Bacon or whatevs
[16:30:13] <AstralMango> I ate your bacon. Sorry, not sorry, Baconbot
[16:31:38] <BaconBot> AstralMango: You did what to my bacon???
[16:31:47] <@anderj101>
[16:31:52] <AstralMango>
[16:32:03] <@anderj101> We're getting bacon pizza tonight.
[16:32:07] <@anderj101> Bacon and garlic.
[16:32:10] <AstralMango> Oh yum
[16:32:14] <AstralMango> Two of my favourite things
[16:32:17] <@spellbee2> dang it, stop making me hungry
[16:32:22] <@anderj101> It will keep the vamps away and make he happy at the same time!!!

[15:24] <@spellbee2^> you're making me bee-lush
[15:24] <AstralMango> :p
[15:24] <KingCobra> lol
[15:24] <AstralMango> I can't bee-lieve you just made that pun
[15:24] <@spellbee2^> i know, i really should bee-have better
[15:25] <KingCobra> You can bee funny with those puns
[15:25] <Kalico> XD
[15:25] <@Mismagius> You beeter stop that now
[15:25] <@gab> is that the image that's full of misinformation?
[15:26] <@spellbee2^> would it bee-hoove me to stop?
[15:26] <Kalico> brb
[15:26] <@gab> bee all you can bee
[15:26] <@spellbee2^> bee are bee?
[15:26] <@gab> bee what hooves you
[15:26] <AstralMango> lol
[15:26] <@gab> all I cut today was pineapple
[15:26] <AstralMango> Stop it guys, these puns are giving me hives
[15:27] <@spellbee2^> too bad, honey
[15:27] <@gab> you mean bee-hives
[15:27] <@gab> or bee-hinds?
[15:27] <AstralMango> Me thinks this should be on DV quotes >u>
[15:27] * spellbee2^ shakes his bee-butt
[15:27] <Kalico> back
[15:27] <@gab> "then I saw her face, now I'm a bee-liever"
[15:27] <AstralMango> wb
[15:28] <Kalico> Im printing stuff out for tonight
[15:28] <KingCobra> These bee puns are just WINGING it

[13:51] <@spellbee2> my forehead is so oily that i just stuck a quarter to it
[13:52] <@spellbee2> just felt like sharing
[13:52] <@Mismagius> lool
[13:52] <@spellbee2> just putting in my two cents... or should i say, my 25 cents :P
[13:54] <@spellbee2> okay, i just added a ton more. now my forehead is worth $1.10
[13:54] <@spellbee2> i'm very bored

Attempting to steal BaconBot's stash of bacon!

[08:32] <AstralMango> Let's all talk about how we're gonna sneak some bacon from BaconBot
[08:33] <@spellbee2> i'll cover his ocular inputs, you take out his bacon sensors
[08:34] <@spellbee2> if he can't sense the bacon, he can't hog the bacon
[08:34] <@spellbee2> hehe, hog. i'm clever.
[08:34] <AstralMango> First we gotta go through the lasers though
[08:35] <AstralMango> His base is guarded
[08:35] <@spellbee2> good thing i know the access code
[08:35] <@spellbee2> it's 84C0N
[08:35] <AstralMango> pfft
[08:36] * AstralMango steals BaconBot's bacon sensors
[08:36] <@spellbee2> ow, i just sneezed and bit my tongue really hard
[08:36] <AstralMango> Oh ouch
[08:37] <@spellbee2> 'tis only a flesh wound
[08:37] <@spellbee2> let's get that bacon
[08:37] * AstralMango sneaks around BaconBot
[08:37] * AstralMango signals spellbee2 that it's all clear
[08:38] * spellbee2 throws bacon grease in BaconBot's eye sockets
[08:38] <AstralMango> Oh no good, his bacon is in a safe
[08:38] <@spellbee2> better than it being in a dangerous
[08:38] <AstralMango> Know the passcode, or should we blow it up?
[08:39] <@spellbee2> wait, the safe is made entirely of ham
[08:39] <@spellbee2> are you thinking what i'm thinking?
[08:39] <AstralMango> Oh definitely
[08:40] <orationem> lol
[08:40] * AstralMango grabs a knife and fork out of nowhere
[08:40] <@spellbee2> oh, orationem. you're here just in time for the feast
[08:40] <AstralMango> Come on, join us! We're gonna eat some yummy ham!
[08:40] <AstralMango> And then grab the delicious bacon within
[08:41] <orationem> reminds me i needto find breakfast
[08:41] <@spellbee2> oh wait, you don't eat meat. um, maybe BaconBot's got a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth somewhere around here
[08:42] <orationem> preferably before noon
[08:42] <orationem> and lol yeah, im veg
[08:42] <AstralMango> That might be hidden in BaconBot himself
[08:42] <AstralMango> Hmm
[08:43] <@spellbee2> my god... his inside... they're all...
[08:43] <@spellbee2> ...vegetables
[08:43] <@spellbee2> PLOT TWIST
[08:43] <orationem> must food. then goback to being crazy
[08:43] <orationem> ooh
[08:43] <AstralMango> BACONBOT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
[08:43] <orationem> lol
[08:46] <@spellbee2> i've got the bacon
[08:46] <@spellbee2> wait a minute... this is... tofu!
[08:46] <@spellbee2> oh wait, this isn't BaconBot's fortress. this is FakinBot's fortress.
[08:46] * AstralMango facepalm
[08:47] <@spellbee2> i told you we should've taken at left at the giant donut sign

[19:50:42] <JadeGreen> I think the true purpose of the dreamviews chat is to walk in on such a random conversation that you have no choice but to reality check.

<CaioContieri> did rarecola and cannislucidus disappear for good ?
[10:39] <CaioContieri> where r the old peeps
[10:39] <@gab> I'm sure they'll be back
[10:39] <IBeauty>
[10:39] <naturespirit>
[10:39] <CaioContieri> tell us the dream IBeauty
[10:39] <CaioContieri> don't be sad
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[10:40] <DannyCool>
[10:40] <CaioContieri> did depression just hit the whole chat?
[10:40] <CaioContieri>
[10:41] <naturespirit> :'‑(
[10:41] <DannyCool> yipedeeeedoooooooooodahhhhhhhhhhhh
[10:42] <DannyCool> ((

Immense depression.. :'-(

[15:39] <@spellbee2> all my ads on webpages are for 5V Step-Dwon Voltage Regulators.
[15:40] <@spellbee2> i don't know whether to be more scared of the ad service's tracking capabilities
[15:40] <@spellbee2> or more ashamed of my own hobbies and lifestyle choices
[15:46] <DannyCool> Rex Tillerson has a lot to be ashamed of. Exon Mobile has covered up climate change for years and promoted oil even though they knew about climate change in the 70s
[15:47] <@spellbee2> oh, well that really puts my apparently insatiable appetite for 5V Step-Down Voltage Regulators into perspective then
[15:47] <DannyCool> lol
[15:48] <@spellbee2> "5V Step-Down Voltage Regulators" is a fun phrase. it's kinda like that "Lightly Fried Fish Filets" thing from that one meme
[15:48] <@spellbee2> http://i.imgur.com/7QpXVky.jpg
[15:48] <DannyCool> Tillerson is a petroleom engineer not a 5V Step-Down Voltage Regulators
[15:49] <@spellbee2> maybe not
[15:49] <@spellbee2> but it's obvious he needs to Step Down
[15:49] <@spellbee2> OHHHHHHHHH bringing it full circle
[15:49] * spellbee2 places the crown of comedy upon his Voltage-Regulated head

Originally Posted by AstralMango

Attempting to steal BaconBot's stash of bacon!

[08:32] <AstralMango> Let's all talk about how we're gonna sneak some bacon from BaconBot
[08:33] <@spellbee2> i'll cover his ocular inputs, you take out his bacon sensors
[08:34] <@spellbee2> if he can't sense the bacon, he can't hog the bacon
[08:34] <@spellbee2> hehe, hog. i'm clever.
[08:34] <AstralMango> First we gotta go through the lasers though
[08:35] <AstralMango> His base is guarded
[08:35] <@spellbee2> good thing i know the access code
[08:35] <@spellbee2> it's 84C0N
[08:35] <AstralMango> pfft
[08:36] * AstralMango steals BaconBot's bacon sensors
[08:36] <@spellbee2> ow, i just sneezed and bit my tongue really hard
[08:36] <AstralMango> Oh ouch
[08:37] <@spellbee2> 'tis only a flesh wound
[08:37] <@spellbee2> let's get that bacon
[08:37] * AstralMango sneaks around BaconBot
[08:37] * AstralMango signals spellbee2 that it's all clear
[08:38] * spellbee2 throws bacon grease in BaconBot's eye sockets
[08:38] <AstralMango> Oh no good, his bacon is in a safe
[08:38] <@spellbee2> better than it being in a dangerous
[08:38] <AstralMango> Know the passcode, or should we blow it up?
[08:39] <@spellbee2> wait, the safe is made entirely of ham
[08:39] <@spellbee2> are you thinking what i'm thinking?
[08:39] <AstralMango> Oh definitely
[08:40] <orationem> lol
[08:40] * AstralMango grabs a knife and fork out of nowhere
[08:40] <@spellbee2> oh, orationem. you're here just in time for the feast
[08:40] <AstralMango> Come on, join us! We're gonna eat some yummy ham!
[08:40] <AstralMango> And then grab the delicious bacon within
[08:41] <orationem> reminds me i needto find breakfast
[08:41] <@spellbee2> oh wait, you don't eat meat. um, maybe BaconBot's got a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth somewhere around here
[08:42] <orationem> preferably before noon
[08:42] <orationem> and lol yeah, im veg
[08:42] <AstralMango> That might be hidden in BaconBot himself
[08:42] <AstralMango> Hmm
[08:43] <@spellbee2> my god... his inside... they're all...
[08:43] <@spellbee2> ...vegetables
[08:43] <@spellbee2> PLOT TWIST
[08:43] <orationem> must food. then goback to being crazy
[08:43] <orationem> ooh
[08:43] <AstralMango> BACONBOT WHAT ARE YOU HIDING
[08:43] <orationem> lol
[08:46] <@spellbee2> i've got the bacon
[08:46] <@spellbee2> wait a minute... this is... tofu!
[08:46] <@spellbee2> oh wait, this isn't BaconBot's fortress. this is FakinBot's fortress.
[08:46] * AstralMango facepalm
[08:47] <@spellbee2> i told you we should've taken at left at the giant donut sign

Spoiler for Big Comic:

[22:44] <JadeGreen> I "died" and got reincarnated as Luke Skywalker and I had to blow up the death star
[22:44] <@spellbee2> pfft, okay then
[22:44] <JadeGreen> but somehow In my semi lucid state I got the idea to get out of my ship in a space suit and sit in the middle of the laser dish
[22:45] <JadeGreen> then when the laser fired I pulled out my lightsaber and deflected the death star beam back at itself
...
[22:50] <JadeGreen> (also I'm pretty sure some hardcore star wars fan could tell me why my plan to destroy the death star wouldn't work.)
[22:50] <@spellbee2> well it's fairly obvious that you weren't in the laser dish, you were in the satellite TV dish
[22:50] <@spellbee2> so all you did was deflect the signal from the Super Bowl, right at the end of the 4th quarter
[22:51] <@spellbee2> which probably made Vader even angrier, so he'll probably blow up another planet to relieve the stress
[22:51] <JadeGreen> If there's one thing stormtroopers won't miss, it's the super bowl
[22:52] <JadeGreen> Though I heard the Rebel Alliance quarterback is a Rancor
[22:52] <Him> They miss everything
[22:53] <@spellbee2> hehe

[22:01:51] <@spellbee2> Actually... I wonder if I could swipe out a sentence with my tongue.
[22:02:20] <Him> I'm sure you could
[22:02:25] <@spellbee2> Oh no, now I'm super curious.
[22:03:12] <@spellbee2> Alright, I'll hold out my tongue to dry it out so I don't get a ton of saliva all over my screen.
[22:03:26] <@spellbee2> Someone give me a sentence to type.
[22:03:53] <JadeGreen> the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
[22:03:58] <JadeGreen> or whatever that sentance is
[22:04:08] <JadeGreen> the one that uses every letter of the alphabet
[22:04:48] <@spellbee2> Alright, I'll do that. Here I go. Starting...
[22:04:49] <@spellbee2> Now
[22:05:33] <@spellbee2> The wino Brian Fox í obey the posy roof.
[22:05:45] <@spellbee2> Did I do it?
[22:05:55] <JadeGreen> sort of ...
[22:06:18] <@spellbee2> That was super hard.
[22:06:23] <@spellbee2> And now my tongue hurts.
[22:07:17] <@Mismagius^> lool
[22:07:32] <@spellbee2> The things i do for this forum, man...

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[22:20] * JadeGreen flies in
[22:20] * JadeGreen lithobreaks
[22:20] * spellbee2 super jumps and lands on JadeGreen's head
[22:20] * JadeGreen dies
[22:21] * JadeGreen 's ghost rises up
[22:21] <JadeGreen> aw crap i'm dead
[22:21] <@spellbee2> at least you're a ghost
[22:21] <@spellbee2> and not a zombie
[22:22] <JadeGreen> yeah but if I was a zombie at least I could still eat something
[22:22] <JadeGreen> now I cant touch anything
[22:22] <JadeGreen> I wonder
[22:22] <JadeGreen> can a ghost stick their own arm through their own body?
[22:23] * JadeGreen observes self-intangibility
[22:23] <@spellbee2> i've always imagined so, yeah
[22:23] <JadeGreen> well i'm going to go haunt that kid from my third grade class who never let me have a turn on the teeter totter
[22:24] <@spellbee2> good, sounds like he deserved it
[22:28] * JadeGreen comes back
[22:29] * JadeGreen looks like he's seen a ghost
[22:30] <@spellbee2> did you pass a mirror?
[22:30] <JadeGreen> sort of
[22:30] <JadeGreen> remember that kid I said I was going to haunt
[22:30] <@spellbee2> yeah
[22:30] <@spellbee2> is he dead too?
[22:31] <JadeGreen> no he was taking a shower
[22:31] <@spellbee2> ewwww

This was from a couple days ago. Had it saved as a word doccument on my desktop.

JadeGreen just blew my mind!

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[19:18] * JadeGreen warps into the shared dream
[19:19] <FireFlyMan> voip
[19:19] * JadeGreen realizes he's upside down
[19:19] <FireFlyMan> how's it going JadeGreen
[19:19] <JadeGreen> cartoon gravity kicks in
[19:19] <JadeGreen> good. Hi FireFlyMan
[19:20] <madmonkey|BRB> wut
[19:20] <madmonkey|BRB> !back
[19:20] == madmonkey|BRB has changed nick to madmonkey
[19:20] <madmonkey> dude why did you mention shared dreaming?
[19:20] <JadeGreen> just as a joke
[19:21] <madmonkey> i just had a wonderful conversation with someone on here about shared dreaming
[19:21] <JadeGreen> pretending the chat is a shared dream
[19:21] <madmonkey> that must mean dreams are magic and we are in a multivers made out of dream bubles
[19:21] * madmonkey is being sarcastic of course
[19:21] <JadeGreen> hey could somebody do me a favor and mash their number keys a bit
[19:21] <madmonkey> but really though shared dreaming stuff is so interesting haha
[19:21] <madmonkey> 4845154154612652
[19:22] <JadeGreen> perfect
[19:22] <madmonkey> the chat is now a random number generator
[19:22] <madmonkey> is there anything this chat cant do?
[19:22] <JadeGreen> four quadrillion eight hundred and fourty five trillion one hundred and fifty four billion one hundred and fifty four million six hundred and twelve thousand six hundred and fifty two
[19:22] <madmonkey> woh

[11:49:31] <JadeGreen> Have either of you been to Viagra falls before

Great chat guys!


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[20:04:04] <slash112> a meditation that is supposed to help the whole world
[20:04:07] <slash112> yo TW
[20:04:16] <TranceWalker> hello
[20:04:28] <TranceWalker> I hit live discussion I see
[20:07:58] <slash112> half-alive discussion*
[20:08:03] <slash112> more like, struggling for life
[20:08:32] <mouzaa> yup
[20:08:43] <TranceWalker> huh
[20:10:56] <mouzaa> it wasnt really a discussion
[20:11:25] <slash112> and now we're discussing the non-discussionness of the discussion
[20:11:38] <mouzaa> noo to metaa
[20:11:45] <slash112> :}
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