Thread: DV Chat Quotes

[12:17:44:1744] <Dead> I wish i had a mustasch

still not as good as bash.org

Originally Posted by Artelis

still not as good as bash.org

I TOTALLY forgot about that site

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[16:37:56] <Evolventity> hey auron.
[16:38:05] Wintervenom places an Acer onto that guy's crotch.
[16:38:11] <@auron> oh man
[16:38:15] <@auron> chatz
[16:38:22] <Wintervenom> Er, I mean, hello Auron.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I TOTALLY forgot about that site

uh oh, don't get sucked in

[17:40] <Evolventity> Linkzelda41: There's an app for that.
[17:40] <+Linkzelda41> o
[17:40] <Peachie> xD
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> hahaha
[17:41] <The^Sandman> Bad day at work = whiskey
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> is there an app to lose my virginity?
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> no
[17:41] <Peachie> :<
[17:41] <Wintervenom> It's still not quite as hot as a Macbook can get.
[17:41] <Evolventity> Ofc.
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> what
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> you're joking
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> prove it.
[17:41] <Evolventity> Linkzelda41: buy a hamster. name it virginity. lose the hamster. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...png?1317606898
[17:41] <Peachie> （＾∇＾）

[19:18:03] <Evolventity> There should be an official stay awake contest. Threaded.
[19:18:03] <Evolventity> Who's down?
[19:18:08] <+Seroquel> Yes.
[19:18:10] <+Seroquel> Yes.
[19:18:11] <+Seroquel> Yes.
[19:18:57] <NoDaniel> i'd be
[19:19:07] <NoDaniel> if it was summer
[19:19:07] <NoDaniel> :I
[19:19:07] <saltyseedog> I bet the contest would fail
[19:19:07] <saltyseedog> I wouldn't do it anyways
[19:19:07] <saltyseedog> I fucking hate my life I'd rather sleep

Oh salty.

Originally Posted by Linkzelda41

[17:40] <Evolventity> Linkzelda41: There's an app for that.
[17:40] <+Linkzelda41> o
[17:40] <Peachie> xD
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> hahaha
[17:41] <The^Sandman> Bad day at work = whiskey
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> is there an app to lose my virginity?
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> no
[17:41] <Peachie> :<
[17:41] <Wintervenom> It's still not quite as hot as a Macbook can get.
[17:41] <Evolventity> Ofc.
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> what
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> you're joking
[17:41] <+Linkzelda41> prove it.
[17:41] <Evolventity> Linkzelda41: buy a hamster. name it virginity. lose the hamster. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...png?1317606898
[17:41] <Peachie> （＾∇＾）

Your quote of choice makes it look like I talk in emoticons.
:F

[06:28] <Evolventity> aussietoolong2handle
[06:28] <Dark_Merlin> lets er
[06:28] <Dark_Merlin> stop talikng about my penis
[06:28] <Dark_Merlin> Dead: dat shit cray
[06:28] <+Linkzelda41|Away> At least you're not talking about my penis
[06:28] <+Linkzelda41|Away> I don't think I'm black enough
[06:28] <Dark_Merlin> LOl
[06:28] <+Linkzelda41|Away> =(
[06:28] <Evolventity> I always wonder what DV members' penises look like.
[06:28] <Dark_Merlin> i was about to say
[06:28] <Dead> :I
[06:28] <+Linkzelda41|Away> apparently
[06:28] <Dark_Merlin> 'youre black bro!

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15:02:26     phill | yaay rectal bleeding :D     
15:02:28  cookiehj | it calms.

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[08:09:48] <LolaStone> How is everyone today?
[08:10:06] <+anderj101> Barely awake, but that'll be fixed soon.
[08:10:12] <cookiehj> dontgiveafuckness 96%
[08:10:26] <+Seroquel> Frustration 50%
[08:10:33] <+Seroquel> Apparent insanity 50%
[08:10:54] <LolaStone> I think I'm losing the feeling in my hands.
[08:10:59] <LolaStone> Well, at least in the backs of them.
[08:11:13] <+Seroquel> ....
[08:11:14] <+Seroquel> Why
[08:11:16] <+Seroquel> Is that
[08:11:17] <+anderj101> Not looking forward to spending the paycheck on bills, 49%.
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[08:11:19] <LolaStone> I don't know.
[08:11:25] <+anderj101> Looking forward to getting drunk later, 51%
[08:11:30] <+Seroquel> Haha
[08:11:43] <LolaStone> On my second beer... But I have to work tomorrow.
[08:11:52] <LolaStone> So I won't be getting drunk.
[08:11:57] <LolaStone> I hate weekends.
[08:12:01] <cookiehj> want to have another coffee 78%

[17:06:58] <+Seroquel> I'm gonna murder you sandman, and you're little dog too.


Sero, it's not nice to call people dogs.

<cookiehj> so we goin tc or not?
<TacoKing7> poetaytoe
<cookiehj> yes, good point

Originally Posted by anderj101

[08:09:48]
[08:11:17] <+anderj101> Not looking forward to spending the paycheck on bills, 49%.

Shouldn't have made that electricity guzzling bolt-lightbulb lol

[20:35:47] <Tara> We're all full of shit most of the time
[20:35:51] <Tara> Until we release it in a toilet

saw this casually while lurkin'.

n__n

[22:14:26] <NoDaniel> But did I ever say "click this"
[22:14:37] <Evolventity> pree much
[22:14:39] <Evolventity> !brbphone
[22:14:51] <NoDaniel> OBJECTION
[22:14:56] <Seroquel> Over ruled
[22:15:02] <Seroquel> Please sit down Mr Daniel
[22:15:08] <Seroquel> And put your clothes back on
[22:15:18] <Seroquel> Peter Griffin, cabin clown.
[22:15:17] <Evolventity> okay back
[22:15:19] <NoDaniel> U liek ett wen i has no clothez
[22:15:29] <Evolventity> o-o

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[15:23:23] paigeyemps hits dead with a frying pan on the head
[15:23:25] OldAngstSparta hits dead in the head
[15:23:25] Evolventity hits Dead in the head with an imaginary frying pan.

[22:07:06] <+Evolventity> i predict your fetish will lead to pink eye
[22:07:07] <Dark_Merlin> LOL
[22:07:10] <cookiehj> *do*

[15:54:52] <Duck> cookiehj: DEAD TO CARLOS!
[15:55:10] <LolaStone> Wait, wait, wiat...
[15:55:12] <paigeyemps|BRB> i'm with Esmeralda!!
[15:55:13] <cookiehj> dead and evo, bow ckicka wow wow
[15:55:14] <Duck> Esmeralda will be culprit.
[15:55:17] <LolaStone> Why the fuck do I have to be Estaban?
[15:55:30] <Duck> We need a police officer... Some really handsome guys, who will have sex with Rosalinda would be nice.
[15:55:30] <+Evolventity> Dead: Did you see my visitor message?
[15:55:33] <cookiehj> dat shit is batshit crazy
[15:55:40] <Duck> LolaStone: Sounds like you.
[15:55:46] <paigeyemps|BRB> wait rosalinda?
[15:55:51] <paigeyemps|BRB> i thought she was esmeralda?
[15:56:07] <Duck> lol, seriously guys, im roflmaoing here in my room.
[15:56:08] <LolaStone> Can I be the one who has sex with Rosalinda?
[15:56:19] <LolaStone> Or Esmeralda.
[15:56:23] <LolaStone> Or both.
[15:56:24] <Duck> you're esteban, but if you're willing to become police officer, then why not.


So, what exactly are we doing? xD

[18:46] <metallicuh> if i continue with this conversation I'll sound like such a concieted dick
[18:46] <dave1701> who cares its the internet
[18:46] <metallicuh> touche

^^ +like

Originally Posted by dave1701

[18:46] <metallicuh> if i continue with this conversation I'll sound like such a concieted dick
[18:46] <dave1701> who cares its the internet
[18:46] <metallicuh> touche

Not enough like buttons in the world.

[21:35] <+Artelis> Wintervenom: already stoned as fuck
[21:35] <+Artelis> why do you think I'm fixating?
[21:35] <+Linkzelda> Lol those aren't hangups
[21:35] <+Artelis> dr. tim
[21:35] <NoDaniel> Wintervenom distracts Artelis and Linkzelda with a giant bowl of fried chicken
[21:35] <+Linkzelda> eew
[21:35] <+Linkzelda> chicken?
[21:35] <The^Sandman> son, did you get pregnant when I told you to wear a diaphragm?
[21:35] <+Seroquel> lollllllz
[21:35] <+Artelis> Linkzelda: the fact that you chase pretty much every female entity out of here
[21:35] <+Artelis> is a hangup
[21:35] <+Sornaensis> Hahahaha
[21:35] <+Linkzelda> loool
[21:35] <+Linkzelda> lmao
[21:35] <mooseantlers^> after working in a kitchen
[21:35] <+Linkzelda> xD
[21:35] <mooseantlers^> i cannot eat ribs anymore

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