Share your dream from last night in one sentence

[Mzzkc]

Epic battle with a single opponent spanning four lucids.

[spareohs]

A woman I was dating was bouncing her naked friend up into the air in front of my window so that she could catch me "cheating" on her???

[kidcrow]

Got away from the police.

[GMoney]

I destroyed an entire Minesweeper map so Mark75 could be stuck on a pillar in the sky. India was evacuated.

[Burke]

sex... that is all

[MatrixMaster92]

I watched an eclipse on Mars where its moon Phobos blocked the sun.

[NightCrawler]

I was locked in a basement with an angry penguin attacking me.

[L33tsaber]

An incompetent cashier charges me $13 for a strawberry and three graham crackers that were already mine to begin with, so I wipe his memory and strand him in cyberspace.

[DoctorYikes]

I think a quote will capture the weirdness, "But why don't they have a DOOR on the flying piranha room?"

[Mzzkc]

I drift and roll, consumed by bliss, by care free wonder, as my thoughts, my life, my being are evaluated true, false, back to true, on and on until I soar too high; the weight of my consciousness brings me crashing down into an empty, concrete pool.

[spareohs]

Giant eels wanted to eat me.

[acatalephobic]

After being forced onto the run and then denied refuge at a debutant ball of sorts that our grandmother was attending, my sister and I are--along with a friend of mine that just happened by at the wrong time--taken hostage by two mysterious[ly familiar] gunmen. Spoiler for other: The fun part is: I ran into said friend today, out of the blue, and was able to tell him about the dream. Come to find out, another friend of his had a similarly violent dream about him the other day as well. Hmm.

[Emiko]

I discovered that I can control the environment around me in my dreams by issuing verbal commands when I made sunlight spread out over an entire scene of hills covered with people.

[Bboy500]

Hit N Run'.

[acatalephobic]

Hands down, my most memorable dream-kiss to date.

[KristaNicole07]

My ex turned into a dog.

[Emiko]

I flew around a lot, finally told a dream character "You're a dream character!" but didn't get a response, floated up to the canvas ceiling of a theater like a helium balloon, and, for the first time ever, woke up to find myself still in sleep paralysis.

[Somniloquist]

Leonardo DiCaprio sacrificed himself to save his daughter's pet dove from Bruce Dern.

[Burke]

I ate a powdered donut when a tornado came through and blew it away and the guy next door to me caught it and ate it

[Spenner]

Basically Evil Dead but re-imagined with Zombie Tigers and corrupted locals.

[Ilumirath]

I arrived at work and there was blood everywhere and the atmosphere was filled with horror and dread it turned out everyone was killed by a possessed lunatic on the loose.

[JP]

Massive gang shoot out, ended with the loss of several of my friends, very graphic, morbid to say the least.

[spareohs]

I'm not religious but when the priest asked me what I thought about purpose and happiness, I told him, "Well, I kind of think purpose and happiness are one" and he gave me a disturbed look and walked away just before a frightened woman ran up to me, dumped a pitcher of holy water on my hand and sleeve, and ran back to the front.

[Kara18]

If the door was on the other side of the room it might as well have been reality. Wish it was.

[TheOrator]

I fought ninja skeletons at school.