Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I was arguing with Ricki Lake about a blind date I set her up with and after 15min of listening to scream I pushed her over a cliff.

After transforming my friends back to human, I watched some TV, then went and looked at a luxury condo in my boxers.

I was sitting in front of my computer, browsing the "Post Pictures of Yourself" thread when some of y'all gave me a dirty look, then stepped out of the screen and walked out of the room.

World was going to be ripped apart by two portals, and glowing red eyed sharks, nuff said.

1.) I was in this huge community surrounded by walls, that included an oasis filled with many exotic animals, and for some reason was in the parking lot of my old school, when it was attacked (I think by Iraqi's), so I attempted to save an elephant from one guy feeding it a poison carrot, but I was too late, so after the whole thing, I watched some 400 meter dashes and almost tripped over a lady.

2.) I was in some sort of rocky area with a couple of others, and enemies were coming at us in waves, so we built a wall of cinderblocks, and at some point, little shadow creatures eagerly volunteered to help us, but my brother dropped a cinderblock on one by accident and killed it, so I promptly screamed in his face.

I had some dream about this space elevator and collecting research. Contrary, to what you may think it was actually pretty cool.

I appeared at a ball in a ballerinа dress and (don't know the right word) those huge soldier shoes ; then waltzed with a Nazi officer who was black btw.

I was in a ballet room by myself; I stood there waiting for my sister (with an ominous feeling for some reason) but then I remembered she couldn't come, and that she left a note for me near the door.

Being kidnapped by a group of short latinos at a mechanic's yard and then saved by my coworker with the help of a jetpack thingie which worked surprisingly well until i lost my shoe and got distracted by a white kitten in the road.

Lucid battle against an alien invasion of velociraptor-like lizards, who had a giant, fire-breathing dragon helping them wipe-out mankind.

I was at school and my hair was twice as long as it actually is, and instead of paying attention in any of my classes I spent the entire day combing it. :D

An evil witch shot a girl with an arrow while trying to kill me, and I argued with an old man over how long it would take for her to bleed out.

I went kayaking in a lake with humpback whales.

I ended up in prison due to some confusion and almost figured out how to escape my cell, but the alarm went off, and I got caught, and now one of the guards has a grudge against me, but he won't do anything while my lawyer is watching him.

In at least two dreams there was a strange group of party crashers that may or may not have been perfect for getting me lucid but instead i just got confused and woke up thinking i was terribly late for something.

I was dating one of Dark's puppets.

I love reading this thread. Your subconscious is so awesomely creative.

Last night I dreamt I was on the run with an old childhood crush as everyone was turning into zombie ghosts and kept repeating "life is short".

Once again I got lost inside a theme park and had to live off the land by digging fruit punch, bagels, and a crowbar out of the trash.

Hey, I was flying on a broom like a witch and this was my first LD.

Originally Posted by sinoblak

Hey, I was flying on a broom like a witch and this was my first LD.

Sweet! Congratulations, sinoblak!

Originally Posted by sinoblak

Hey, I was flying on a broom like a witch and this was my first LD.

Luckyyy!! That's one of my lucid goals. :3

I was in a Medieval town where a leprechaun looking demon summoned more demons to FSU until a woman had sex with a dragon in human form to summon dragons to stop the demons. Yeah.

Originally Posted by Alyzarin

Luckyyy!! That's one of my lucid goals. :3

Which reminds me that I should fix some lucid goals. Thank you, Alyzarin.

I was on a school field trip to a movie theater, and we made giant rainbow colored popcorn because the waiter at Burger King didn't know what a cheeseburger was.