To better see the parallels, I am going to line up the DJ's paragraph by paragraph. Raven Knight's entries will be in red,, mine will be in green. There are parts that I am leaving out, because we weren't together, so check out our individual journals to see dreams in the entirety. Sometimes our dreams diverge and we come back together.
Battle against Tooth (WILD)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
As I fell asleep I focused on the moon.
The Revolting Mr. Tooth
For some reason, I was not on the moon, I was flying there. I sensed danger. I turned into a giant minotaur. This strange person appeared in front of me. He looked kind of like a shriveled corpse. His skin was purple and smooth, his eye was missing, and the other was hanging out of its socket, flopping on the cheek, socket, his left ear was torn and sagging, and was hanging off of his head. His lipless mouth was open and drooling, and had about three teeth left in it. His nails were greenish, thick, and ridged. His right leg was lame, and he was limping at me, making slurping noises. His right arm was huge, and dragging on a ground that didn't exist.
I looked at his right hand. It was so fucking huge that it didn't make sense. He smiled when I stared at his hand. He reached at my throat, and grabbed me, but as he grabbed, his hand got bigger, and he grabbed me around my entire body.
His disgusting mouth came at me as I struggled. I increased in size, but he did the same, so relatively our size did not change. "Damn you!" I thought. I teleported away.
I started flying back to the moon. These slimy purplish-pink balls were stuck to my body, draining me. I knew they were some kind of astral parasite. "What the fuck are these things?" I thought. Whatever they were, they were keeping me from teleporting to the moon. I spun quickly and some fell off. I stopped and began pulling the parasites off me. Then I saw the gimpy guy.
He was limping at me again. "Who the hell are you?" I said.
"Tooth!" he said, but it was more like, "toos!" It was the most disgusting word I have ever heard, just because how he was slobbering when he said it, it made me feel naseous. "What the fuck? What kind of fucking DC are you?" (Yes, I did say DC, and not dream character.)
He laughed a disgusting slurpy laugh. "You fucking idiot, I am real person!"
"Hey, fuck you, dream character," I said. "I am going to ignore to fucking oblivion."
I turned around, ignoring him, and focused on the moon.
"You fucking moron. I am a real person. Ignoring doesn't work with real people." On real people he roared like a thousand demons going into battle. I zoomed out to third person. I saw a giant purple mouth stretched out from a giant purple rotting head, with three disgusting yellow teeth."
"Go, ahead and bite me, bitch," Minotaur-me said, and I stopped flying. I was back in first person. I was covered in pointy teeth, but the teeth were pointing at me. There was a jet black cloud around the teeth. The teeth were hovering about two or three inches above my skin.I
They shook and giggled. It sounded kind of cute. "What the fuck? Why the hell do these little fuckers sound cute?" With a chomping sound, all the teeth poked me at the same time." It hurt like a bitch.
"Fuck you!" I said. "This pain isn't real." I struggled to break free of the teeth and black cloud that were covering me.
"What the fuck are you?"
The tooth cloud flew off me, and became the man form again. He lifted his right hand. Glowing green orbs began floating about. "I'm a Nightstalker, bitch," he said.
"Hey, fuck you, man. Fuck your Nightstalker bullshit."
"Hey, fuck you, back. You are such a fucking moron. You are such a little bitch! Ha-a! Ha-a! Ha-a!" At, "fucking moron, blah blah blah," he said everything in slow motion. I reacted in slow motion, and that meant he had slowed time down, because I received his suggestion, like a fucking moron.
"Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu, maaaaaaaaaaan!" I said in slow motion as he reached for me, but his giant arm was moving faster and faster, now it was normal speed. I realized he hadn't slowed time, and I felt like such an idiot. I started flying away at normal speed, and his arm moved faster.
"Hey, fuck you man!" I said really fast, spun, formed a purple vortex portal in front of me, and went through.
I fell asleep focusing on entering into a WILD. I found myself on the moon. I was looking for Nomad. I was thinking we were going to try to get someone to be lucid in the dream state. I didn't remember who. And I certainly didn't know how to find that person. I figured I should find Nomad first. I started walking around on the moon. I was looking around again when a portal opened in the air. A man flew through the portal and landed on the ground in front of me, stirring up a cloud of moon dust as he landed. It was Nomad. I asked where he had been. A few more people came through the portal. I didn't recognize any of them. Nomad stood up and looked at them. A hand came through the portal and grabbed Nomad, pulling him back through. I did a double take at that. I took flight to follow Nomad through the portal but the portal closed just before I got to it.
On the Moon with ... People from the Forum?
(The above fight I had forgetten until I got to the part in grey below.)"There you are!" said Raven Knight. "I've been looking for you." I had the strange feeling that I tumbled out of a portal. I was sitting on the ground. I turned to a purple vortex purple, that I must have created. People started tumbling out.
"Oh! Who are these people?" She said.
About four or five people tumbled out. "Oh! These are people from the for-nyah!" A hand reached out of the portal, and yanked me back in. "Damn! I should have closed that thing! Shit! Shit! Shit!"
I was in outer space. (At this point I remembered the first fight.)
Tooth Battle #2: Yanked back into space
I was with Tooth again. "Hey, what the fuck! You can't do that to me!" I said.
"I told you I'm r-r-eal!" On real he made this disgusting growly sound. He grinded his teeth as he said the "r" sound, and for some reason, he had about 50 gross yellow crooked flat teeth on top an bottom.
"You can't ignore me away, dumbass. You are getting fucking haunted, bitch!" On haunted he sounded like a dying man gasping for air, and the roar of a zombie at the same time. It was creepy as fuck.
"Fuck, your real person Nightstalker bullshit. I don't believe in you. You're just a fucking dream character."
He threw his head back and laughed. Bones broke out of papery skin on his torso, and his skin turned a dark grey around the stomach. It was revolting.
"You are fucking disgusting," I said.
"That's the point, dumbass," said Tooth.
I had know it along, but every time, I began to be aware of his tactics, he would do it again, but in a different way. He was using being disgusting as a way to pull focus toward him, to give him power. Just like he made it "stop time" by talking in slow motion, after he pulled my focus. I was still focused on him, so I reacted in slow motion, even though he didn't actually stop time.
"Goddamn! This person is smart," I said in my head. "Maybe he is a real person."
"Your tutorial, sucks, by the way," and he sounded like a teenage Halo 3 fanboy shithead. It annoyed me.
"Look at you," he said seriously, as he turned to face me. "You're weak!" he said, and sounded like an army of demonic cyborgs roaring into battle, as he put his hands by his sides, and opened his huge mouth at me. "Not again!" I thought.
"Go ahead and bite me, bitch, you're not real."
He laughed, and made a chomping sound as he bit down on me. I was surrounded by a warm wet slurpy darkness. He laughed again. Then, I was in the tooth-cloud again.
"Pain isn't real on the dream plane, shithead," I said. "Go ahead, fucker!" He poked all his teeth into me, but it didn't hurt. I laughed. It kind of tickled. Then, the tooth cloud was stuck to me. I couldn't move. I struggled to break free.
"Hey fuck this shit!" I said, and I spun forward, releasing his grip. "C'mere," he said, and sounded like a retarded flaming homosexual.
"What the fuck?" I laughed. I created a portal in front of me, and flew toward it. I still had those little pink slimy glowing parasite balls stuck to me. "Hey, you little fuckers," I said as spun again. Some were still stuck to me. "Get the fuck off me!" I said, as I pulled them off. I flew into the portal, and it closed behind me.
"Come back here, you flakey jerk!" I yelled after whoever it was who had grabbed Nomad. I looked back at the surface of the moon. The people who had come with Nomad were wandering around a bit. Should I tend to them? I was wondering what might have grabbed Nomad. I was about to open a portal and follow Nomad when a portal opened and Nomad came through. This time the portal closed behind him. I asked him what had happened. He said he had been in a fight. He was covered with slime.
"That's nasty!" I said, quoting Donkey from Shrek II (after Puss 'N Boots coughed up a hairball), "You've been slimed!" I hit Nomad with a wave of energy that was strong enough to incinerate the slime without harming him. He thanked me and started looking at the people who had come through his portal. He seemed to recognize some of them. I asked if he wanted to make his friend lucid. He said yes. I said he should open the portal since I don't know his friend. He opened a portal and we went through it.
In which I see The Cusp, and Man of Shred
I tumbled back on to the moon, and the portal went, boop! and closed. I was the a Minotaur still. I felt dizzy. I had to sit. "Nomad," said Raven, walking over to me. She put her hand on my shoulder, and knelt down next to me, looking concerned. I turned into a Bedouin wearing all white. "Fuck!" I said in a daze. "I think I just got in a fight with a real person."
"Really?" she said. "That is some crazy shit. You okay?"
"Yeah," I said, slowly standing. I felt the need to brush myself off. I was covered in slimy ectoplasm. "Yuck!"
"Oh shit!" said Raven. "That is nasty. Here."
She held out a white staff with a white crystal at the top which then glowed orange, looking like molten iron. She began singing, and the stone vibrated. Orange glowing magic flew out of it for a second, then I was engulfed in flame for a couple seconds.
The slime was burned off.
"There!" she said.
"Wow," thank you, "I said."
"So, are you sure you're okay?" she said.
"Yeah, I was disoriented, but it's all in the head, right?" For some reason, I was a minotaur again, and when I said that I went cross-eyed, stuck out my tongue, and hit myself in the head, and moved my head around like I was dizzy. Two little yellow birds flew around my head for a second, and there was a cuckoo sound.
"Yeah," she laughed.
Then, she began creating a portal. She stopped. "Oh, wait, who are all these people?"
"I think they are people from the forum!" I said.
There were some people standing near the portal wandering around. "Hey, can you guys stand in a line. Sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but I am just trying to see you." The first person, was a man, who looked like purple and white crystal. I felt like he was familiar, but I couldn't remember. The words "The Cusp" appeared above his head in fat white letters, and waved like a flag in the wind.
"Right! You are The Cusp!" He seemed pleased. The next person, was looking around confused. "Where the fuck am I? What the fuck is going on? This is fucking insane. What the fuck? Am I in school? Fuck! I hate school dreams," he mumbled. He was green and white. "Hey, you are Man of Shred."
"Huh?" he said, and looked up at me. There were three or four other people, a blue person, yellow, green, and pink.
"Hey can you guys- You know what? I can't recognize these people!" I said to Raven.
"Okay," she laughed, and walked past me, patting my shoulder. "I am going to create a portal." As she did it, she looked at me and said, "We are going to try and make your friend lucid, yes?"
"Right, I said." T-k-d-o," I said forgetting the y. A black tear in the fabric of time and space appeared in front of her.
"Hey," I said, "Can I make the portal? I need practice."
"Sure," she laughed, and her portal sealed itself up.
I had a feeling that we should've used her portal, but I really want to practice.
I started doing throat singing sounds, like, womp! womp! womp! and I created a purple vortex portal. Raven went in. I waved at the others on The Moon. "Hey, you guys are welcome to come. We are going to try and make this guy lucid!" The Cusp just stood there, smiling benignly at me with his hands folded in front of him. Man of Shred was still looking around confused, now at the ground. "Where are my glasses?" he said, and touched his face. "No, contacts. No, wait a minute! I don't need contacts. This is a dream. Grrr." He actually said grr. I thought it was kind of funny, but I also felt a little sorry for him.
The other people were talking to each other, oblivious. This annoyed me. "Portal! Lucid! We're going!" I called. "Aw, fuck it!" I said, and went in.
On the other side we were in someone's bedroom. There was someone asleep in the bed. Nomad went to wake the person up. The person sat up on the bed. I was having trouble seeing him clearly. Actually I was having trouble seeing anything clearly. I was getting a bit disoriented. The person we had awakened asked who we were. I told him he was dreaming. I tried to remind myself of the same thing. I was losing the dream. Nomad opened a portal. Something pulled him through. The portal closed behind him. I felt the dream slip away from me and I woke.
'Dammit! He's Not even Dreaming!"
I was in someone's bedroom with Raven. There was a sliding glass door with a green curtain on my right that opened up to a covered patio. There was a dresser behind me, and some posters on the wall of bands, and a black and florouscent psychedelic poster. This guy's room was kind of messy, but it wasn't trashed. There was something that was glowing yellow sitting on a little square end table in the middle of the room. I realized it was weed.
"Ok," I said, cracking my knuckles, "let's wake this fucker up."
"Are you sure it's TKD-whatever?" she said.
"Well, there's only one way to find out."
"Wait, Nomad, think. We're supposed to make him lucid. That means if we're here..."
"Oh, shit, this fucker isn't even dreaming! Dammit!"
"You're right. Do you think we can induce a dream?"
"I don't know, let's try and pull his astral body or dream body, whatever you call it, out of him."
"I don't think that's right," she said. "It might freak him out. Let's just try and wake his dream body up."
For some reason, she looked like an assassin, and I looked like my green crystal energy self.
I put my hand on his shoulder, and shook it. "Hey wake up." His dream body moved, but not his real body. I was pleased with this.
He didn't wake. Raven shook his other shoulder. "Hey, wake up, wake up, dude!" I said. The man's (boy's?) dream body woke up, and sat up on the edge of the bed.
"What? Who are you guys?"
I began creating a portal.
"You're lucid, dude!"
"What?" he said. "I'm not lucid. Is this a dream? Why am I in my bedroom?" Raven bent down and looked him in the face, "You are dreaming!" She smiled at him. "Right, you are dreaming," I laughed.
"Oh. What? Really? Hmm. I have to go to the bathroom."
"No you don't! You're dreaming." Let's go through this portal. I was getting anxious to go through. I had a bad feeling of foreboding.
Just then, a cartoon arm popped out of the portal and grabbed me, pulling me through. "Fuuck youuu!" I yelled as Tooth pulled Minotaur me by my shoulder through whirling purple and we looked like cartoons as he limped along.
Note: I was only awake briefly. I was thinking about what had grabbed Nomad and I wanted to get back into the dream state to find out what it was. I maintained lucidity and went back into the dream state for a WILD…
Battle #3: In Which I become a kickass Lava Minotaur
We were in outer space. He was floating in front of me, slowing moving up and down, in some cheezy Dragon Ball Z pose. An orange glow formed around his right hand. He suddenly turned into Goku.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" I laughed. He started charging up, and I yawned. "Kamehameha!" he shouted, and shot a huge beam of energy at me. I dodged it easily, yawning again. "Oh, what? You mean the first king of Hawaii?" I taunted, laughing again.
"Damn you, you little shit!" and he turned back into zombie-Tooth. "I am going to eat your fuckiing soul!" he roared, and did his bite attack. I teleported away, and laughed.
"How many goddamned times are you going to do that?"
He started losing his cool.
I snorted at him, and slowly grew in size. My minotaur eyes, glowed red, and smoke came from my nostrils. I inhaled, and my skin turned black like lava rock. Little cracks formed over my body and opened, revealing hot lava underneath. A stone whip appeared in my left hand, and a stone shield in my right.
We were standing on a lava field. It was slowly flowing. There were pillars of rock about the landscape. I tightened my grip on my whip, and walked toward Tooth, while looking at myself in from 3rd person. I looked pretty badass.
Huge boulders began to lift off of the ground in my telepathic anger. I growled at him, and rolled my left wrist. "How long are you going to follow me around, you little shit?"
Tooth started to get lost in my menacing red eyes, then he looked away, glancing around the landscape. He was upset that he was in my world now. I rolled my wrist again, and stomped toward him, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
He looked at my wrist as it cracked loudly. I moved it very slowly. He looked down at the whip. It came to life and turned into a snake, and hissed at him.
"Hey fuck, all this shit!" he said, and snapped out of it.
He roared and leaned back, and green slimy tapeworms shot out of his torso, their ends anchored in his innards. It was the most disgusting fucking thing I have ever seen. I knelt down, as the tapeworms came at me, and I increased the size of my shield. The tapeworms glanced off my shield, and I grunted with the impact. The snake hissed at the tapeworms. The tapeworms went limp, and Tooth retracted them into his body.
"You are fucking disgusting! You know that?"
My world disappeared, and we were back in space again. I was an ordinary minotaur, and he was ordinary Tooth, whatever the hell that means.
He screamed at me, and lunged in anger. I redirected his energy, and did a judo throw up and over me, tossing him on his back. He turned in Hercules, and lunged at me again, grabbing me. We wrestled in outer space, tossing each other, landing, then charging at each other again. Every time we made contact, he kept patting me lightly all over my body as much as he could. It creeped me out.
Next time he tossed me, I turned into a great black bull. I slowly grew in size, and my eyes turned red. I pawed at the "ground." A colloseum formed behind me, and my horns slowly grew in size. There was a crowd chanting, "The bull! The bull! The bull!" I zoomed out into third person.
For a second, I saw The Tooth as a green energy form. "Let's wrestle again so I can touch you!" he said.
"No, you creep!" I rumbled and pawed the ground. I charged at him, roaring, and he changed into a giant pointed carnivore tooth, pointed at me face. I slowly moved, and he reacted slowly. I laughed inside, but kept the game up. I expanded, and changed into black goo, then I surrounded him, and changed into a giant vacuum sealed glass jar.
He knocked around inside me. "Hey let me out of here, you asshole!" he whined. Then he started whimpering like a child. "I'm just a kid. My dad hits us." He started crying. I got the image in my mind of a sad little purple zombie boy crying in a dark corner, a dark shadow looming. It was fucking disturbing.
"Why are you such an asshole? I'm just a kid." I felt really sorry for him.
"Was he just a kid?"
"I am still stealing his fucking energy," said a little voice quietly, pleased with himself. The glass around the tooth was glowing pink, and little glowing orbs were moving up into him. "I'm touching you, dumbass!"
I roared in anger and became a minotaur again.
He went into his many tooth and cloud form again, and I reached up, and said, "King of Dragons, come to me!"
A huge purple vortex portal appeared above me and a blue dragon tail dangled above my head. I grabbed it. The tail yanked me through, and the portal sealed up.
"Dammit!" Tooth mumbled to himself.
In which I meet The Great Dragon
I was on a grassy mountain hillside with a great light blue dragon. It sparkled beautifully. It was huge. It was surrounding me with its body, lying down. I ran over and hugged it around the neck like a small child hugs a big dog.
It smiled and looked at me. It seemed feminine. Then, it changed to purple, and back to blue again.
I climbed on he back, and she took off. Her wings were translucent. She changed color to pink, to lavendar, to green, to blue, and back to lavendar again as we flew.
We landed on a cliffside. There was a nest of baby dragons. She was standing on he rear legs like a bird, because there was little room on the ledge of the aiyre. She plucked me off of her back with her mouth, and set me on the edge of the nest.
The baby dragons walked slowly around in circles. The momma dragon flew away, and came back with large strips of raw meat in her mouth. The baby dragons opened their mouths like baby birds, and she dropped a strip of meat in each one's mouth. I thought it was cute and kind of gross.
"Who are these?" I asked the momma dragon.
"My children," of course, she said smiling at me.
Suddenly I was on a great chessboard in the middle of a well manicured English garden. A giant king that looked like the little fat guy from Alice in Wonderland slowly ambled toward me, threateningly, a stupid look on his face. I ignored him.
"My children will aid you," said the momma dragon at the edge of the chessboard in front of me. On my right shoulder sat a tiny golden Eastern dragon, about three feet long. (The mom was a Euopean looking dragon.) He shot a jet of flame out of his little mouth. He clapped his front claws together, and lightning appeared on his paws. He stood on my shoulder, the lightning crackled on his claws.
The dragon on my left was a sky blue color, and looked like a cross between both types of dragons. He turned invisble, no he turned into liquid water. He turned blue again.
I turned and faced the king. The golden dragon flew slithering through the air, and blew fire in the king's face, who I now realized was an automaton. The king's face was charred, but his stupid doll face had a permanent grin on it. He waved his hands at his face.
The water dragon flew at the king, and then landed on the ground turning into water. He hopped to the king like a slinky, then turned into a puddle. The king slipped and fell. The golden dragon flew down and landed in the puddle. Lightning came out of his claws, through the puddle, and shocked the king. He stopped moving, and I heard his gears wind down.
"Very good!" said the momma dragon. "You already know how to command your pets! Their elements will balance out your weaknesses. As you progress in your dream journeys, your worlds will get increasingly bizarre. Do not be amazed, do not be alarmed. Remain calm, and learn to focus your mind." I nodded.
"Be good, children!" she said, and flew away.
"So, now you know," said myself from the other dimension appearing in front of me. He had a leather glove on his right hand. He was shirtless and barefoot, wearing jeans, with red spikes coming out of him. He lifted it, and a giant blue budgie landed on his glove. He gave the a piece of meat, which it quickly gobbled up. "Uh...falconry?" I said.
"Something like that." He lifted both arms, and a flock of parakeets landed on his arms.
"Aren't they cute?"
"That's the point," he said. He closed his eyes, and straightened his arms. A great beautiful blade formed above us, the color of the sky. Then, I realized it was made of birds.
"Now it's time for you to go," he said, forming a portal.
I was on the moon now. I was alone there. I looked around and wondered where Nomad had gone. I focused on making a portal to follow him. A portal opened. Before I could go through it, however, someone else came. A zombie from Resident Evil. I did a double take and my portal closed. The zombie came over towards me. Even though I was on the moon a wave of stink hit my nose. I wrinkled my nose as I eyed the zombie. The zombie was laughing at me. The zombie grew huge and tried to grab hold of me. I used Damage, Inc. by Metallica to hit the zombie with fireballs. It burst into flames and returned to its normal size.
I was talking to myself more than anything, "Great. A reject from Resident Evil."
The zombie transformed again. This time it transformed into a huge black blob of some kind. The blob came at me and completely surrounded me. The smell was nauseating. I focused on the song Damage, Inc. by Metallica. I used it to create an expanding wall of flames that moved outwards from me. The blast of fire pushed the blob/zombie thing away from me and set it on fire as it did. The blob released me and moved out into space, still burning brightly. I could hear a scream of rage or pain or both. The blob turned back into a zombie again. He looked pissed. I asked the zombie who the hell he was. He said he was a f**king dreamstalker. I told him he had stalked into the wrong dream this time.
The zombie laughed. It was drooling. It was disgusting. Some kind of tentacle erupted from its stomach and came at me. My bracelet (like the Witchblade from the comic Witchblade) formed into a sword and I cut off the Tentacle as it came at me. The tentacle tried to wrap itself around the sword. I used Battery and sent a blast of Electricity back up the tentacle into the zombie. The zombie was being electrocuted when I saw a portal open. Nomad was there and trying to get the zombie's attention. The zombie turned and went to attack Nomad.
"Don't you try to ignore me!" I yelled at the zombie and used Battery to hit the zombie with a huge bolt of lightning. That threw the zombie into the air where Nomad hit it with a wave of energy that sent it flying. The zombie landed and made a small crater in the ground. I told Nomad that someone had been playing too much Resident Evil. I noticed Selene had shown up and seemed to want a piece of the zombie. She was firing energy blasts at the zombie. I added another bolt of lightning. I saw Spike was also there. The zombie had been much larger, but he was shrinking as he was attacked. When he was about the size of a normal man I saw Spike attack him. Spike must have thought he was Alex Mercer off of Prototype… he grabbed hold of the zombie and actually consumed it. He absorbed the entire mass of the zombie into himself. I heard the zombie shriek out as it was consumed. I was thinking that would make Spike sick. Consuming something that disgusting can't be healthy… even for a vampire. Spike must have seen a worried look on my face because he smiled.
"Not to worry, luv," he said, "that zombie was mostly illusion."
I hugged Spike. Everything around me faded to black as I woke
Final Battle
I tumbled out of a portal on to the Moon. Raven was facing down Tooth. The others seemed to be watching. I jumped back through the portal, and landed in the dragon's nest. She was sitting in a circle, and there was an energy dome around a clutch of eggs.
"How do I defeat this fucker?" I asked her.
I looked at the energy dome. "Oh, right," I said. I hit the button on my belt, and a force field of energy formed around me. I focused on the portal I hoped was still on the Moon, and teleported back.
Raven was blasting Tooth with a double bladed staff. White hot magic was shooting out, as Tooth walked toward her, trying to grab her. "Don't you touch me, fucker," she said. Every time he got close, his hand bounced off of an invisible force field.
"Hey Tooth," I said, and he ignored me. "Hey, Tooth," I yelled, time to take you to the dentist."
He turned and looked at me. "That joke doesn't even make sense! Your jokes suck!" I laughed at him as he charged me with a giant hand. I sat down on the ground. He bounced off my energy shield. "Why you gotta be a bitch?" he whined. He started pounding on my energy field.
"Why you gotta be a wigger?" I asked.
"Hey fuck you man! You don't know shit about me." My energy gloves formed around my fists, and I stood up. He formed his hands into claws, trying to penetrate the force field.
"I bet you wear a Jay-Z tshirt all day, but you probably listen to emo!"
My gloves started slowly extending.
"That was a lame insult. You really suck at dream battling."
My gloves extended beyond the force field, and I grabbed him by the ankles with my energy. I swung him in a circle, and I spun him around tossing him far away. As he flew through the air, he looked like an ugly doll. He landed, and stood up.
26.09.2009
Secret segment (WILD)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
Note: Initially I had left this part out, because my dream guide said to do it to protect Spike, but Raven's dream guides said it was cool (and they know her better0, so here it is.
(redacted for secret magic)
"Ack!" he screamed in pain. "You fucking asshole!"
"You fucking asshole!" I mimicked. Then, I said walking slowly toward him getting louder and louder, "What? Who said that? What is your birthday? What is the price of coffee in Brazil, eastern standard time? What the fuck? Japan! Japan! Japan! Shut the hell up! Get out of my head! What year did you graduate high school? 867-5309 This asshole is driving me insane!"
"Shut the hell up!" he screamed hysterically.
I grabbed him by the ankles with my energy gloves, and I anchored myself down with my boots, and spun him around, and tossed him toward Raven and Selene. He attacked Raven as before, but he was much weaker now. He was about four times the size of a normal person. Selene flew up, and fired bolts of moonlight at his face, he put his hands up in front of his face, "Gaah!"
Suddenly, Spike appeared behind him on the ground. Spike flew up, and landed on his neck, and bit down, sucking his energy out of him. Tooth reached up to grab him, screaming in pain, but he faded into a mist, and I saw a little orange flame flickering in the mist. Spike landed on the ground and wiped glowing yellowish liquid off of his mouth, and Tooth began fading.
He whimpered on the ground, and I tossed him into a purple vortex.
"That shit was insane," I said to Raven. She nodded, and leaned on me, breathing heavily.
"I know, wake up, write everything down." The dream faded.
Commentary:
So, I guess Nightstalkers exist, or there are people on the dream plane that call themselves Nightstalkers. I still am not sure if people can really invade dreams. Just the fact that Raven and I have been sharing dreams makes me think that we already have accessed some type of dreamworld, or The DreamWorld that exists outside our two minds.
I am sure I opened myself to attack by posting a Dream Battle tutorial in the Beyond dreaming forum, since he referenced that. I don't know if he just wanted to sap my energy, have fun, or had something to prove. Fighting in the DreamWorld is more fun than any game I have ever played, so I can't really say that he truly pissed me off. He actually made me laugh when he talked like a flamer.
Interesting how Raven and my perception of things are always slightly different, but often extremely similar. It just depends on our archetypes, and other way we see things.
wrinkled purple corpse = zombie from Resident Evil
tapeworms = tentacles
black cloud = black blob
I am glad that I have already fought real people before this creepy fucker. He was powerful, but I learned a lot by fighting him. So, Mr, Tooth, (I know you are reading this) thank you. I am also glad that I have strong allies in Raven, Selene, and Spike, and for the gifts that Selene has given me.
I learned a lot of lessons by fighting him, which I am sure you will also learn, if you have eyes to see.
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