OMG Let's rap battle!

[Jeff777]

PWNED Round 2 ftw! I'm here to play a game, a game about my rap, to prove to you how much, my rap is like crap. The reason you go slow is to add to your wit? Well in your case, (as well as your face), doesn't amount to shit. Your right about your POWER. You right I'll die and curl My words pack about as much power, as a 6 year old girl. sutts: WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE? Amaze; OH YES I LIKE YOUR VEST! sutts: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUDE Amaze: I"M JUST TRYING TO MOLEST! By the way, thanks for the compliment, So I'm gonna say the same, But in all honesty dude, My rhymes are fucking lame. I'm not LOOKING for a fight, I'm just answering a call, You'll punch out the lights? I"LL SUCK HARD ON YOUR BALLS. PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR BITCH, YOUR LITTLE BITTY TOYA, THEN FUCK ME UP THE ASS, JUST LIKE OSCAR DELAHOYA! Well thats the end, And next time tell her to say please, I'm talkin bout your sister, When she gets down on her knees. BAM. Haha.. this is great.

[AmazeO XD]

LUlz nice change.

[Man of Steel]

So you don't like cussing, Well i guess thats okay, but i'll still you beat you out, Every single day. My rhymes will cut, They will make you weep, When you all about the ladies, They think you are a creep. If not a creep, Then a pyscopathic killer, You're almost as crazy, as those zombies from "Thriller", You take the ladies home, Then you dabble in dissection, while you're cutting them up, you get a stiff erection. Thats the closest thing, you can get to a girl, Whenever they see your face, They run away and hurl. You're such an ammy, You're just another, A stupid little n00b, just like your mother. I'm not gonna go in, because I think we all know, That your mother is a tramp, She's got a dirty ho... H-O-L-E, When i mess with her, It burns when I pee. So that was my rhyme, Short and sweet, Now you can excuse yourself, So you can be lonely and beat your meat. DUN. Sorry I took so long to respond, AmazeO. Here we go: You talk about women, or my lack thereof, Like you're the opposite, some kinda 'hot stuff'. But what you left out is that to get a date, You have to bring a black van, rope and tape. Chloroform is like an aphrodisiac to you, It's downright criminal, the things that you do. You say I'm a cold-hearted psychopathic killer? At least I'm not a loser, a creep like Ben Stiller. Ever see that movie Meet the Fockers? I'm like De Niro without the fake knockers. You're the little infant, the one with the rattle, Barely holding on in this excuse for a battle. A battle needs two to take part, two to fight. One to kick ass and one to whimper in fright. So once your hands come unglued from that Jim Bean bottle, Come on back, little guy, and I'll teach you to toddle.

[Tengu]

To this rap I battle strap my saddle for shizzle when my ass rattles it sparkles my bike pedals are broken in half i broke them with my shaft i was mad from poor craft i fought and created a draft ten thousand people drinking is too many for my liking id rather go deep hiking and meet the sacred king and behold the secrets of my making i forgot what this thread was about

[AmazeO XD]

Sorry I took so long to respond, AmazeO. Here we go: You talk about women, or my lack thereof, Like you're the opposite, some kinda 'hot stuff'. But what you left out is that to get a date, You have to bring a black van, rope and tape. Chloroform is like an aphrodisiac to you, It's downright criminal, the things that you do. You say I'm a cold-hearted psychopathic killer? At least I'm not a loser, a creep like Ben Stiller. Ever see that movie Meet the Fockers? I'm like De Niro without the fake knockers. You're the little infant, the one with the rattle, Barely holding on in this excuse for a battle. A battle needs two to take part, two to fight. One to kick ass and one to whimper in fright. So once your hands come unglued from that Jim Bean bottle, Come on back, little guy, and I'll teach you to toddle. Alright. I think this is the 3rd and final round, correct? Is my post the last? Thanks for replying, Man of Steel, I thought you had killed yourself, For real. I got excited for just a sec, I even threw a party, out on my deck. Have I seen that movie? Not a single bit. Because I have better things to do, then feast my eyes on shit. Have you ever seen Clockwork Orange? That movie was the shit, Lets see if you can remember, the best part of it. Remember when they rape that chick, While singing "Singin in the Rain"? Well thats how it was with your mom. Cept, without the pain. So, minus the pain, Minus the rape. But i still caught all that shit, on tape. I did a little editing, Gave it a tweak. In fact it's on the internet, RIGHT AS WE SPEAK. So I'm gonna throw it down, enough of your hypocricy, this isn't a democracy, it's an autocracy. I'm the dictator, yeah i rule these boards, These rhymes that I spit, they should win awards. So that was my rap, sick amirite? cause bitch that rap. WAS HELLA TIGHT> lulz. hahaha that last rhyme was gay. hahahha fun shit guys.

[Universal Mind]

displaying battle winners. CB If we have judges for these, we need at least three of them for each battle. One judge could too easily be biased or crazy or something. That one judge would probably get a lot of arguing thrown at him/her too, and things could get really ugly. If there is one judge, I will consider myself a judge too and cancel out that person's opinion in my own mind if I disagree with it. Judges in any number could easily treat the rap competition as a popularity contest and give unfair decisions. We need to preach extra hard against that so things can be as fair as possible. This has been a very fun and positive situation so far, and I have not come across a spec of true flaming, despite all of the fake flaming. I think having judges officially pick winners could crash our Utopia to pieces as soon as the judging begins. I see John McEnroe situations possibly boiling up all the way to a thread shutdown. But if the judging is honest and responsible and nobody gets PMS over a loss, it will be a fun thing. We could even turn the competition into a tournament and have a winner of the whole thing. Imagine how cool the championship battle between the last two remaining would be.

[Identity X]

Edit: Shall I crown myself victor yet again or does someone need to judge the obvious? Don't be so quick, because your rhymes are tripe; More repetitive than the White Stripes, And like them, I'll be the husband and you be the wife, Just so I can own you for life. Oh sorry, I forget, you're already married, To your twelve year old sister, Anne-Marie Yeah, I heard your lot like to inbreed In the family you keep your seed And it cos of that you have an ugly head And your wife begat a son with an extra leg I don't feel bad that it's your mother you bed, But if you speak of mine again, dude you're dead; Your legs I will break and your neck I will twist Hit you so hard, it is blood you will piss, You'll be so fucked up, the police will insist, To check your records with the local dentist.

[suttsman]

Round 2 ftw! I'm here to play a game, a game with your rap, to prove to you how much, your rap is like crap. The reason you go slow is to add to your wit? Well in your case, (as well as your face), doesn't amount to shit. Your words pack POWER? You think I'll die and curl? You words pack about as much power, as a 6 year old girl. Girly: WOULD YOU LIKE A GIRL SCOUT COOKIE? Sutts; OH YES I LIKE YOUR VEST! Girly: WHAT ARE YOU DOING MISTER? Sutts: I"M JUST TRYING TO MOLEST! By the way, thanks for the compliment, I wish I could say the same, But in all honesty dude, your rhymes are fucking lame. I'm not LOOKING for a fight, I'm just answering a call, You'll punch out the lights? I"LL MAKE YOU FUCKING BAWL. I"LL MAKE YOU MY BITCH, MY LITTLE BITTY TOYA, THEN I"LL FUCK UP YOUR ASS, JUST LIKE OSCAR DELAHOYA! Well thats the end, And next time tell her to say please, I'm talkin bout your sister, When she gets down on her knees. BAM. Haha.. this is great. Holy f**k. That was just freakin' epic. I'm talking about your version, Jeff. Now to completely own the sucky version: *gets out heavy-duty nuclear rap* Your rhymes are just repeating, it's all the same crap "ME AND UR SISTUR BREEDING, OMGZ DUDE SNAP!" Well in this race I'm leading, cause with this verbal slap, I'll have your ears bleeding, all from this here rap "OMGZ UR FACE"? Really? Well that just weren't too bright I thought I would get lots more from this goddamn fight. I don't need that stupid shit about your sis all night, But since you're that desperate, well, I guess you just might. You'll make me fucking bawl? That made me fucking laugh. Your rap's just a stall, so you can feel my wrath You ain't good at all, just like the DV staff I'll be standing tall, while you're split in half. Man, now THIS is a challenge!

[Man of Shred]

sorry i haven't rapped in a while. i'll give amzeo a second round shortly

[suttsman]

You're battling Amazeo too? Man, you better step it up, because I'M struggling to counter him! And yes, you are improving, little by little.

[AmazeO XD]

Holy f**k. That was just freakin' epic. I'm talking about your version, Jeff. Now to completely own the sucky version: *gets out heavy-duty nuclear rap* Your rhymes are just repeating, it's all the same crap "ME AND UR SISTUR BREEDING, OMGZ DUDE SNAP!" Well in this race I'm leading, cause with this verbal slap, I'll have your ears bleeding, all from this here rap "OMGZ UR FACE"? Really? Well that just weren't too bright I thought I would get lots more from this goddamn fight. I don't need that stupid shit about your sis all night, But since you're that desperate, well, I guess you just might. You'll make me fucking bawl? That made me fucking laugh. Your rap's just a stall, so you can feel my wrath You ain't good at all, just like the DV staff I'll be standing tall, while you're split in half. Man, now THIS is a challenge! ROUND 3 FTWWW!!! THis is getting fun! Alright sutts, You're improving, you are! But the funny thing is, You aren't gonna get that far. You're running out of energy, Your mind is running blank, this is Tiananmen Square, and I"M the tank. I noticed your rhyme pattern, thats pretty fucking slick, but my rhyme pattern, can be JUST as sick. My words cut like a blade, you mind I will invade, you'll need medical aid, when your heartbeat begins to fade. You think that I'm afraid? Prepare to be betrayed, This is spit is like an atom bomb or perhaps a grenade, pretty soon you'll have to call in the fire brigade, because my rhymes have pattern, yours are a serenade. That there was your lesson, did you learn something from it? I'm pretty sure you're rhymes, will still sound like shit. Sutts you were a battle, a battle gone a battle lost, but don't worry your reputation, was all that it cost.

[jankai]

ROUND 3 FTWWW!!! THis is getting fun! Alright sutts, You're improving, you are! But the funny thing is, You aren't gonna get that far. You're running out of energy, Your mind is running blank, this is Tiananmen Square, and I"M the tank. I noticed your rhyme pattern, thats pretty fucking slick, but my rhyme pattern, can be JUST as sick. My words cut like a blade, you mind I will invade, you'll need medical aid, when your heartbeat begins to fade. You think that I'm afraid? Prepare to be betrayed, This is spit is like an atom bomb or perhaps a grenade, pretty soon you'll have to call in the fire brigade, because my rhymes have pattern, yours are a serenade. That there was your lesson, did you learn something from it? I'm pretty sure you're rhymes, will still sound like shit. Sutts you were a battle, a battle gone a battle lost, but don't worry your reputation, was all that it cost. very nice enjoyed that one

[AmazeO XD]

very nice enjoyed that one As did i.

[Spartiate]

Bah, I've had no time to post in here recently... It might not be for a while, but I promise to tie up loose ends!

[Jeff777]

Bah, I've had no time to post in here recently... It might not be for a while, but I promise to tie up loose ends!

[Spartiate]

I would have thought you would needed a breather anyways . I'll see what I can get done at school...

[AmazeO XD]

For some reason in this post i will have rapped, perhaps my creativity skill have been tapped, or maybe it's because it's been 24 hours since I've napped. My mind is a bubbling I got massive concentration, I'm fighting off temptation with my sickest intimidation. Sitting here just on my PC, rappin away like "who knows me?" Nobody, cause thats not a lie, If lose to anyone, I just might die. But that aint gonna happen, Cause I"m a prophet that spits life, and I'm a mother fucking murderer, who takes what i give with a mother fucking knife. Oops, I swORE, Put it on the censOR, just so corporate America, can get a little tensOR. Lets blame it on the games, lets blame it on the movies, "Our kids see way too much violence, and way too many boobies! Thats the reason why little tommy went buck, shot up his school", and didn't give a fuck. Thats not the reason you fuckers, lay down your pipes, stop relying purely, on bad stereotypes. You take a lawsuit up in court, just for the thrills? Maybe little tommy, experienced BAD PARENTING SKILLS. So I'ma just rant and rave, about the shit that I see, because theres only one true prophet, and thats me. Why are people so obssessed, with celebrities these days? I've seen a hundred Britney Spears, A million O.J's. And you can spot em too, They should be picked up, nab, The little teenage girls, before they go to rehab. Lindsey Lohan was a cutie, untill she did drugs, now she's fucking all the thiefs, dating all the thugs. You can check my words now, You can run across the savannah, the next teenage whore? HANNAH MONTANA. Oh jeez did you see that? I'm not done yet, That shit was sick, and NONE of this shit I'm gonna regret. You want me to rave about the war? I'll fuck that shit too. News flash idiots, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING COO-COO! The situation in Iraq, it's getting pretty hairy, but the boys wouldn't have gotten it, IF THEY DIDN"T JOIN THE MILITARY. So don't blame bush, on some one elses decision, it's like going into the surgery room, TRYING TO AVOID AN INCISION. Maybe I'm being critical, maybe i'm being crazy. But I can tell you one thing, Our society is fucking lazy. READ A FUCKING BOOK. LEARN A THING OR TWO. DON"T YOU WANT PEOPLE, TO REMEMBER YOU? I don't expect our society, to learn things wide and far, why do you think no one, knows what lucid dreams are? Because they're stupid and they're ignorant, just like half the U.S.A, I have to listen to these shitheads, EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's not like they are hidden, You see them in the schools, All your kids are learning from, a bunch of fucking fools. If they aren't fools, then they're fucking assholes too, All the god damn parents, aint got a fuckin clue. How about emos? Lets talk about that. Self mutilation? What the FUCK IS THAT CRAP. "I cut myself, to bleed the tears I can't cry." For fuck's sake damnit, sing yourself a lullaby. You're life isn't that bad, You life at home is sweet. You want to feel real pain? LIVE ON THE FUCKING STREET. You prolly got a mansion, and everything you want, your daddy is a doctor, your mothers a savant. But you've got a golden spoon, shoved way up your ass, and you pity yourself, cause you know you just wont last. You don't have any friends? Stop being so anti-social, Get a fucking life, Don't go fucking postal. Bullies tease you up? After class? Fuck that shit fuck em up, kick their fuckin ass. Learn to handle yourself, and stop being so weak, then maybe you can not feel sorry, for yourself for a week. I think I'm possibly done, or wait, theres one more. Let me talk about the internet, and the internet whore. The internet whore, comes in several disguises, None of them will come, with any such surprises. Here it comes it will be hurtful, so don't take offense to this, And if you feel the tears coming on, you can drink my piss. First you got the ten year olds, who think they are hardcore, they shit talk on the message boards, because their moms a whore. "You're Reeeely gay!" because thats what you say when your ten, untill you turn around and notice, your parents left you again. Next you got the post count whore, who does nothing but reply to threads, when will these stupid fucks, GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS. replying to every fucking newbie, Saying "Whatsup, come on in" Doesn't make you look cooler, its adds to your double chin. Stop spending hours, increasing your post count hungry eyes. DO SOME FUCKING HARD WORK. FUCKING EXCERSIZE. Last but not least you have the dickhead, who makes spam posts all day. He hates himself he wants to die, and everyone knows he's gay. They like to think they are hardcore, and possibly the shit. But everyone knows that spammers have, three and a quarter inch dicks. So overall that rant is done, We should castrate these crimes, did you notice that my entire rant, included quite a few new rhymes? So that was pretty slick yo, I gotta go to the dentist for a while, I'll be back to read your replies, and hopefully I'll smile.

[suttsman]

ROUND 3 FTWWW!!! THis is getting fun! Alright sutts, You're improving, you are! But the funny thing is, You aren't gonna get that far. You're running out of energy, Your mind is running blank, this is Tiananmen Square, and I"M the tank. I noticed your rhyme pattern, thats pretty fucking slick, but my rhyme pattern, can be JUST as sick. My words cut like a blade, you mind I will invade, you'll need medical aid, when your heartbeat begins to fade. You think that I'm afraid? Prepare to be betrayed, This is spit is like an atom bomb or perhaps a grenade, pretty soon you'll have to call in the fire brigade, because my rhymes have pattern, yours are a serenade. That there was your lesson, did you learn something from it? I'm pretty sure you're rhymes, will still sound like shit. Sutts you were a battle, a battle gone a battle lost, but don't worry your reputation, was all that it cost. Nice one, man, but now it's time to finish you. My mind is strong as ever, and my body's doing fine Your rhymes are not too clever, what's your IQ? 29? You think you own my soul? NEVER! Buddy, here's a sign Your rhymes are like a feather, mine kill in just 12 lines The only thing that needs some aid is your little post Your shit is like some hand grenades? Mine's like a verbal roast Once your funeral is made, I'll propose a toast To Amazeo, who got slayed, by suttsman, rapping host This is your defeat, don't even compete, You're effin' beat This is all the heat, my utter street, some true elite You could try again, but I just don't see why, Cos when you stepped it up, you knew you gonna die! Well, that's 3 rounds, and I'd say it's too close to call. You did a great job, man. It was truly a challenge. *shakes hands with AmazeO*

[AmazeO XD]

I just have to add, this last little bit, because your stupid fucking rhymes, are a piece of shit. Remember when we battled, In DV Chat? I got 40 lines off, You got a TENTH of that. So If I wanted to sit here, for an half and a half, maybe I could come up with some killer shit, that would make everybody laugh. So.. whatever, vote him winner, because he has more time, but deep down you know, i got the sickest rhyme.

[suttsman]

I was rapping here, you punk, I was working hard If i tried, you'd go Ker-plunk, break you down to shards You and your style has sunk, I deal all the cards This entire battle stunk, you flaming piece of lard 1 minute. I'm like 30 Dominoes! But seriously, it was fun, but the battle ended, wait for Jeff or someone to say who won. I'll take you on again, but you'll have to wait until after finals week.

[Man of Steel]

Alright. I think this is the 3rd and final round, correct? Is my post the last? Thanks for replying, Man of Steel, I thought you had killed yourself, For real. I got excited for just a sec, I even threw a party, out on my deck. Have I seen that movie? Not a single bit. Because I have better things to do, then feast my eyes on shit. Have you ever seen Clockwork Orange? That movie was the shit, Lets see if you can remember, the best part of it. Remember when they rape that chick, While singing "Singin in the Rain"? Well thats how it was with your mom. Cept, without the pain. So, minus the pain, Minus the rape. But i still caught all that shit, on tape. I did a little editing, Gave it a tweak. In fact it's on the internet, RIGHT AS WE SPEAK. So I'm gonna throw it down, enough of your hypocricy, this isn't a democracy, it's an autocracy. I'm the dictator, yeah i rule these boards, These rhymes that I spit, they should win awards. So that was my rap, sick amirite? cause bitch that rap. WAS HELLA TIGHT> lulz. hahaha that last rhyme was gay. hahahha fun shit guys. Heh, sorry again for the delay. I had to go back and check, but since you started it, this will make the last post. I get the last word. Yeah, yeah, your raps are alright You've got the means to put up a fight. But I'm like the Robert Plant of rap; I'm 100% sheer awesome, I don't take no crap. If Stephen Tyler spat raps instead of rocked, He'd fear my rhymes like a gun that was cocked. You're just another wannabe rapper like 50 Cent, My rhymes'll break all your bones, put your ass in a splint. My words are like acid to the unprepared, They'll melt your face off, till your skull is bared. You think "Yo Momma" jokes mess with my head? Wait'll you see the inside of your flesh, wet and red. My verses shatter your thoughts, destroy your vision, As they echo and rumble with infinite derision. Now clear off, get out of my sight with your shaky stance, And clean up that mess, you just shat in your pants. Good game, AmazeO. You were a worthy opponent. I especially liked that last rap you did. It wasn't targeted at anybody in particular, was it? Still, great stuff.

[CoLd BlooDed]

Well here I am again, and it looks like things have gotten far, What with battles left and right, but still no world war, All I see is pussies who are afraid to dig deep, overrusin' their commas and makin' fun of rhyme schemes, Ya'll lookin' around now trying to guess my ways, Who I'm referencin', ready to set ablaze, I'm callin' out you Amaze, so start counting your days. From all your verses, I can tell grammar ain't your thing, Neither is your rhyming, your timing, and 'stings', 'Cause your insults are random and impossible to string, So step outta my court and hail your king. I don't no need page long reply, 16 bars is fine, But still your post won't matter cause I'll slaughter you like swine.

[Tengu]

This story is brought, from a battle fought, with dedication of a heart of luck. For this description, is but a portion, of the whole pie chart of revolution. These words seem so short, confusion comes forth, What do I speak of? The answer lays North. In the sky above, the bright light of love, Shining for us all, with a lack thereof. As we rise and fall, gambling with the ball, of life and death as our ego's enthral. On pride and vile Seth, attitudes we let, govern ourselves with, instead of pure breath.

[Jeff777]

Well here I am again, and it looks like things have gotten far, What with battles left and right, but still no world war, All I see is pussies who are afraid to dig deep, overrusin' their commas and makin' fun of rhyme schemes, Ya'll lookin' around now trying to guess my ways, Who I'm referencin', ready to set ablaze, I'm callin' out you Amaze, so start counting your days. From all your verses, I can tell grammar ain't your thing, Neither is your rhyming, your timing, and 'stings', 'Cause your insults are random and impossible to string, So step outta my court and hail your king. I don't no need page long reply, 16 bars is fine, But still your post won't matter cause I'll slaughter you like swine. Oh shit! wow...

[Jeff777]

Tengu, nice to meet you bro...but prepare for battle! This story is brought, from a battle fought, with dedication of a heart of luck. For this description, is but a portion, of the whole pie chart of revolution. These words seem so short, confusion comes forth, What do I speak of? The answer lays North. In the sky above, the bright light of love, Shining for us all, with a lack thereof. As we rise and fall, gambling with the ball, of life and death as our ego's enthral. On pride and vile Seth, attitudes we let, govern ourselves with, instead of pure breath. What's all this talk of light and love? Another crazy new ager shut your bitch ass up Or tengu, I can promise you, things'll get rough Me taking you proves that you're shit out of luck Barney the purple dinosaur makes more sense than you I bet you think the world will end in twenty-twelve too I'm afraid your lost birdman, this isn't a pagan section I'm sure that any nerd can clearly see what you are pitching Your light and pride and seth, life and death nonsense garbage is hazardous to my opticals health, so it's you I'll acknowledge What the hell is a tengu, half man and half bird? Sounds to me like a stupid new-ager paganistic word Your rhymes are full of shit, so from here I'll call you turd.. No I think I'll call you turdman, that's what I will call you Since half of you is human, the other half came from a zoo You see your mom loved birds and your dad wanted a son They took a bird and a boy and combined them into one It's not a bird and not a plane that we see up in the sky It's turdman the rhyming birdman, this birdy's about to die It's clear you're not perceptive, it's safe to say you rarely think you'll soon be "dead as a dodo", I'll be leaving you extinct Oh and did I tell what I do with toilet paper? I print your rhymes on tissue, and I keep a roll for later And what do I do with your toilet paper flows? I think it's pretty obvious..where toilet paper goes.