OMG Let's rap battle!

[jankai]

*FINAL ROUND!!!* ball and chain you say? jail?? what gave you that idea. " Put on some hood" wtf are you talking aboult I came from the hood foo this aint no bout more like a massacre you'll feel like your in a drought. Yea thats right I know you couldnt believe it using the whip I crushed open your lip. All right I forgot this is the last round As I slide my sword across this beaten ground reserving a grave for you here's a vision: "here lies jankai, lone starx's little bitch lying in this cold hard ditch not even moving just a bit he lasted 2 rounds against him, he barely survived it was determined second round, but lonestar let his grace and mercy abound jankai, he was to young calling out real niggas who are trying for the crown" "here lies jankai, lone starx's little bitch" just blow out you candles and make that your last wish, as from today reality is here to stay and you my friend need to reality check quick as that dream your stuck in is making you sound like a prick oh whats this shit about you coming from the hood man fuck you i'm from the UK and dont say "yes blood" as i aint ganster but obviously you are so let me say thanks for you giving me your car and let me say sorry for ending your life bar as lone you have to admit you lost from the start you didnt stand a chance but why wern't you smart? why did you put yourself though this all agonory and pain but i do have to say you put up a good fight but now just walk away your no long wanted thats right those people you though were friends are really your foes its just all these dreams that are making you loose so good by lone star go back to your pit and maby come back out when you've learnt to spit.. i gave it a shot and i recon i did good good game anyway lonestar al try and get online tonight but am making no promises as the weekend starts today!!!!! before i

[jankai]

It seems that this shits getting deeper and deeper and the more I am hearing gets sweeter and sweeter. Battles are flying and words are being thrown. It's like "bitch this" and "bitch that" like people are something to own. Oh well, all in good fun, as the rhymes getting clearer, like the face that you see when you look in the mirror. Yeah I'm country and as white as can be, but my words always flow like God's giving mercy. People trying to be matches, as they step up to the plate poor XoX the only girl, and people trying to be her mate. I must say, ya'll are good and it seems ya'll keep getting better like a fine wine in time, or vintage worn leather. This is kind of fun, a good way to vent. Shit I may be on a poetry block, but this shit is as good as it gets. -patience you got skillz to pay those bills (i love that phrase)

[jankai]

now as one of the jugdes am going to ask if after jeff777 vs amazo i vote for a break as we get all of the jugding out of the way.. I'm more than happy for it to carry on but only after the current battles have been jugded. hope i dont cause any arguments

[AmazeO XD]

learn, yearn, need, deed, mad, sad, revenge, avenge, china, vagina, nice, twice, slaughter, daughter, screwed, dude Not bad, you stepped up your rhyme scheme, I'll give you that. We squared off twice already though, each time I kicked your ass...do you doubt? Ask the judges who won. You and I both already know though If you want to battle me again, you'll have to battle others and up your skills first. I was serious when I said... "Edit: P.s. You're still not going in my sig...only rappers with skill levels mediocre and above are worthy enough to be there. So..what's that say about you?" You're still not going in my sig until you're good enough for me to brag about a battle you and I had. So stop trying. So until then? REQUEST FOR BATTLE DENIED (No hard feelings I hope. I do it as you say "for the lulz" ) Look... honestly. The first time in DV chat, I annihilated you. The SECOND time, which was NOT A RAP BATTLE...I REPEAT... NOT A RAP BATTLE, you thought that you 'won', even though no one did anything. I actually clearly stated that. So, apparently now if you reply to ANYONEs thing with a 5 line rhyme, its a battle? Give me a break. And I think it's kind of funny that you're too afraid to battle me again. WAH wAH JEFF IS TOO AFRAID

[AmazeO XD]

now as one of the jugdes am going to ask if after jeff777 vs amazo i vote for a break as we get all of the jugding out of the way.. I'm more than happy for it to carry on but only after the current battles have been jugded. hope i dont cause any arguments Jeff whimped out. FORFEIT FOR AMAZEO! WOOOOTTT!

[AmazeO XD]

It seems that this shits getting deeper and deeper and the more I am hearing gets sweeter and sweeter. Battles are flying and words are being thrown. It's like "bitch this" and "bitch that" like people are something to own. Oh well, all in good fun, as the rhymes getting clearer, like the face that you see when you look in the mirror. Yeah I'm country and as white as can be, but my words always flow like God's giving mercy. People trying to be matches, as they step up to the plate poor XoX the only girl, and people trying to be her mate. I must say, ya'll are good and it seems ya'll keep getting better like a fine wine in time, or vintage worn leather. This is kind of fun, a good way to vent. Shit I may be on a poetry block, but this shit is as good as it gets. -patience Patience I'm extending, a battle to you. Because you got the skills, the rhymes, a few. I'm rhyming like a first grader, just for the lawls, Hoping that you will come here, and thrown in your towels. Jeff777 bitched out like a fag, so please help me have a battle, in which my opponent wont lag, because everyone I've battled, Except for CB, got fucking raped and murdered, and fell victim to me. So I do it for the lulz, call me a lolcat, I bang on my keyboard with, a rat-a-tat-tat, Is this battletoads? I uses constant mocks, While you will say this, "disregard that I suck cocks." Step One; Throw down this shit, Step Two:... No one knows, Step Three: PROFIT! Step four: buy sum ho's. So that was pretty lulzy, I used every recent meme, now lets see Pati, if you can beat me.

[PatienceMarie]

Patience I'm extending, a battle to you. Because you got the skills, the rhymes, a few. I'm rhyming like a first grader, just for the lawls, Hoping that you will come here, and thrown in your towels. Jeff777 bitched out like a fag, so please help me have a battle, in which my opponent wont lag, because everyone I've battled, Except for CB, got fucking raped and murdered, and fell victim to me. So I do it for the lulz, call me a lolcat, I bang on my keyboard with, a rat-a-tat-tat, Is this battletoads? I uses constant mocks, While you will say this, "disregard that I suck cocks." Step One; Throw down this shit, Step Two:... No one knows, Step Three: PROFIT! Step four: buy sum ho's. So that was pretty lulzy, I used every recent meme, now lets see Pati, if you can beat me. Are you seriously batteling me when you know your not good? Talking this and that. Boy, I don't think you should. We got the rap match going like it's part of our game, but your game is failing and I'm taking the reign. You're talking with "rat-a-tat-tat" like I really give a damn. Special needs kid it looks like trying to throw it down. I'm not hating at all but bring some skill to this table I'm not a kid, so you better be abled. I'm a woman of many, but a lover of few. You talking about hoes, bitch you must mean you. -patience

[Man of Shred]

RAMNA DUDE, Why aren't you rapping? Did someone knock you out? Are you too busy napping? Or maybe you died, MAYBE FOR REAL. HURRY UP EVERYONE, ITS ANOTHER MAN OF STEEL! Haha, I'm just kidding everybody, Don't mean to be a degrader, but Ramna is fun, because he types like a fourth grader. WTF now it's my turn for round two You think you won but you can eat my shoe So You think you can scare me away with your taunts? Brotha, I've heard better insults from my great aunt. And why wasn't I rapping? Well, I guess it was cause I was crapping in a Shiny box to give to you in x-mas wrapping I hope you like it, I made it just for you 'cause maybe the bad smell will give you a clue of how your rhymes stink like shit Put a shirt on dude, I don't wanna see your tits!

[lonestarx]

LOL ranma. you too funny. So can someone judge me and jankais battle?? someone should judge to get all the past battles out

[lonestarx]

pati niceee :0--- by the way I seen your pics in the picture thread :0 your georgous

[PatienceMarie]

haha thanks sweety... on both compliments I guess. -patience

[Jeff777]

Look... honestly. The first time in DV chat, I annihilated you. The SECOND time, which was NOT A RAP BATTLE...I REPEAT... NOT A RAP BATTLE, you thought that you 'won', even though no one did anything. I actually clearly stated that. So, apparently now if you reply to ANYONEs thing with a 5 line rhyme, its a battle? Give me a break. And I think it's kind of funny that you're too afraid to battle me again. WAH wAH JEFF IS TOO AFRAID Jeff whimped out. FORFEIT FOR AMAZEO! WOOOOTTT! Jeff777 bitched out like a fag, Judges...may I give a courteous drumroll?

[AmazeO XD]

Are you seriously batteling me when you know your not good? Talking this and that. Boy, I don't think you should. We got the rap match going like it's part of our game, but your game is failing and I'm taking the reign. You're talking with "rat-a-tat-tat" like I really give a damn. Special needs kid it looks like trying to throw it down. I'm not hating at all but bring some skill to this table I'm not a kid, so you better be abled. I'm a woman of many, but a lover of few. You talking about hoes, bitch you must mean you. -patience Round Two Round one was good, you were on the attack, but you kinda stumbled up, your rhyme scheme was wack. Patience I was joking, you need to fucking chill, and sit the fuck down, and hone on your lacking skill. Cause my words are like scissors, they cut and they kill, my words are like checks, all cashes for 100 mill. I do it for the lulz, can you not see? I do it for the lulz, for you and for me! I'm going to be the very best, that no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train is my cause. I know I stole that from pokemon, I saw them when i was shoppin in the malls, so patience I'm sorry but i have to say, you can suck my Poke'Balls!

[AmazeO XD]

Judges...may I give a courteous drumroll? DUDE THAT WASN"T A RAPPP BATTTTLE. Get over it. Like.. that wasn't a battle. It was me lulzing at you and then you attempting to defend yourself in a non-exsistant battle. The judges don't need to say anything.. because it WASN"T A BATTLE. NO VERDICT NEEDS TO BE MADE. ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD LITTLE BOY. If that was a battle, you would have beaten me. But it wasn't. Becasue I wasn't trying. And I was doing it for the lulz. Then you said you "didn't want to battle".. See how I proposed an actual battle to you? LULZ you rejected. forefit for amazeeeee

[AmazeO XD]

WTF now it's my turn for round two You think you won but you can eat my shoe So You think you can scare me away with your taunts? Brotha, I've heard better insults from my great aunt. And why wasn't I rapping? Well, I guess it was cause I was crapping in a Shiny box to give to you in x-mas wrapping I hope you like it, I made it just for you 'cause maybe the bad smell will give you a clue of how your rhymes stink like shit Put a shirt on dude, I don't wanna see your tits! Round Three Hey there ramna, did you have a nice nap? It's good that you decided to get up, to attempt to rap. You talked about poopie, oh wow, I'm gonna stay meek, cause I'm been waiting for your response, for a mother fucking week. Did you die or something man? Get infected with aids? Or did that little rap you just posted, Take you DECADES? Ramna you're pretty funny, for immature fags, who laugh at poopie, and talk about t-bags. You don't want to see my tits? I'll make sure it's not a crime, i wouldn't want mine be the ones you see, FOR YOUR FIRST TIME. Ramna you're lonely, You look like a fool, go fucking re-apply, to your nearest gradeschool.

[PatienceMarie]

Round Two Round one was good, you were on the attack, but you kinda stumbled up, your rhyme scheme was wack. Patience I was joking, you need to fucking chill, and sit the fuck down, and hone on your lacking skill. Cause my words are like scissors, they cut and they kill, my words are like checks, all cashes for 100 mill. I do it for the lulz, can you not see? I do it for the lulz, for you and for me! I'm going to be the very best, that no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train is my cause. I know I stole that from pokemon, I saw them when i was shoppin in the malls, so patience I'm sorry but i have to say, you can suck my Poke'Balls! Oh I gotta say you gave it a good shot, thinking you're something but you're really not. It's cool, I'm chilled, believe me i'm not worked up. It takes more than some fucked up first grade shit to put me in my spot. So you say you're the teacher? Baby step down. This shit doesn't even need to go on another round. You do it for the lulz, but you ain't in my gang. Because the lulz that we are doing is about you cause you can't hang. You're schemes getting lame, and your attacks are getting weaker. Baby I'm about to put your shit on loud speaker. Suck your Poke'Balls? This isn't 5th grade. I'm not down for pedophilia, it isn't my game. You think because I'm a girl, I'll get on my knees? Shit you better back up because this bitch is the queen. Who are you anyways? I mean, it's not like your known. The first time I ever heard anything from you was a sad attempt, so go home. Hell you're making it easy for me, I'm taking you for a whirl. so how does it feel to get SERVED by a GIRL? -patience [all in good fun sweety ]

[Man of Shred]

Ok, now you take another stab at 187? You're right about the virgin thing Fluid exchange? OH HEAVENS!!! And oh yeah, I did have a nice lil nap in the grass. I even had a lucid where I kicked your ass. I know I know, that I was only just dreamin. But I'll be laughing at when this is over when your face is smothered in my semen. that's right I'm gay, did I make your day? That's right, Did Jeff O' give you the password to my webcam site? Even if you beat with rhymes as slick as aces and spades I'll still rape your ass with hats off just to give you aids. BTW what's a fag? is that something you order in a UK tobacco mag?

[PatienceMarie]

hehehe this is fun ^_^ -patience

[Xox]

What's this talk of burritos, Free throws, Chester, and Cheetos? Girl, I'm English, don't you know? No time for your Sportscasts, smores and so-and-sos. We gave you football and you fucked it up Quarter-back, touchdown, what the fuck? Your version of The Office, the jokes suck. Ours had subtlety, but for Americans, that's not enough. Rhymes littered with trademarks, girl that's bull; You're a corporate whore, I'm original. Among giants my lines will stand tall. From up there, like an ant you're so small. God with his omniscience don't see me coming. But like me he can clearly see your bluffing, Your downfall is forthcoming; For I am a king and you are nothing. Wow X is this all you you got? Seems like it won't be to hard for me to take your spot Your talent is old, and it's only here to rot It would have been wise if you hadn't even fought But wise? Something you never were Look at me bitch, and learn Credibility is something that is earned What a shame for England, and you're not even concerned You're dissing your own country, with that pathetic rhyming Weak gimmicks, and incorrect timing Yes you heard right, I do flow pretty nice But you're just a shame, Jesus christ Talking about cumming, The only thing you hit is your own di*k, twice at night It'll be alright, just give up Sweep your ass out of this thread and shutup

[italianmonkey]

popcorn indeed

[Kushna Mufeed]

Alrighty then, fellas, here I am. To rap for y'all by popular demand. I know what to do, so I'll do what I can. Let me blow you away before you clap your hands. I don't think it's cool to let it all go. I aim to control body, mind and soul. Because strength ain't the man who smashes the floor But the one who holds it in and lets in out in a flow. Discipline is where it's at Rap battles or in scraps The difference in between the hawk and the rat. So while your swing like a mad man I aim, fire and it's a wrap, man. If your dare, step to the plate And I will determine your fate.

[Spartiate]

Shit, it's been a while... Spart, that was pretty good my friend. Hehe, my turn My my my, it seems that sparts got heart But this here's round 2 scarecrow So initiating this "wasn't too smart" But in the land of OZ you'll have a second chance to Run you cowardly lion, there's no courage in this for you Really, What did you expect to gain by challenging me? You won't attain a brain and certainly won't bang dorothy You'll leave this thread severed, unable to talk and walk Your only chance of winged escape? Sucking a flying monkey's cock I'm too hot that you can't touch Jeff Too cold for you to hold your breath I'll punch you and turn your lungs to icicles You'll spit frozen blood screaming help My rep is impenetrable, and my soul is too raw I'll shove a broomstick up your ass And let the munchkins break your jaw Go a round with me again? I'll make you put up your dukes By the end of round? Trust me lion, "you WILL believe in spooks" There's no emerald city to run too and no place to escape The minute you stepped inside the ring was the second you sealed your fate And the twister? You missed her Also I torched your red slippers I stabbed and killed "'Anty 'Em" So it's best that you forget her But who am I again...to be so big and bad? I'm the wizard of oz son, also you and CB's dad. Edit: I know this was more than 16 bars, but...fuck it I mean...deduct points...I'll STILL be K-I-N-G. Hahaha, a whole round on Oz? Man, you're a lost cause... You've lost touch with reality, hiding in your little fantasy I guess you just couldn't cope with my brutality Like it or not, fairy-boy, I'm dragging your ass back to the street This isn't hide and seek, there is no option to retreat Still think Tinkerbell can save you now, or is she out of sight? Fuck it, call in all your imaginary friends, you'll never win this fight My dominance is so obvious, to deny it would be ludicrous All you've been is obnoxious, frivolous, ridiculous Even if you had a thousand flying monkeys typing up shit You would be hard pressed to beat me So type up all the damn bars you see fit You're probably just copying them from CB More than you bargained for, eh? Well that's what you get for being fucking gay. Xox next, didn't feel like making two.

[italianmonkey]

one flying monkey typing shit he's got but one's far enough to kill you on the spot. i'll be back on monday... be ready for my lame english and poor spelling spar!

[AmazeO XD]

Oh I gotta say you gave it a good shot, thinking you're something but you're really not. It's cool, I'm chilled, believe me i'm not worked up. It takes more than some fucked up first grade shit to put me in my spot. So you say you're the teacher? Baby step down. This shit doesn't even need to go on another round. You do it for the lulz, but you ain't in my gang. Because the lulz that we are doing is about you cause you can't hang. You're schemes getting lame, and your attacks are getting weaker. Baby I'm about to put your shit on loud speaker. Suck your Poke'Balls? This isn't 5th grade. I'm not down for pedophilia, it isn't my game. You think because I'm a girl, I'll get on my knees? Shit you better back up because this bitch is the queen. Who are you anyways? I mean, it's not like your known. The first time I ever heard anything from you was a sad attempt, so go home. Hell you're making it easy for me, I'm taking you for a whirl. so how does it feel to get SERVED by a GIRL? Round Three Round Three for the win, It ends here, I'ma cut up your rhymes, then sip on my beer. What about blowjobs? You weren't attacked? I don't think you'll get on your knees, I KNOW IT FOR A FACT. Patimarie, she likes to suck dicks, Theres this one guy... Onei, HE'S 26! Aw, I'm just playing, So don't cry, But you know you're, getting served by a guy. What does gender have to do with it? Are you sexsist? Or just pissed, because I'm ambidextrious. I can fuck you up twice, onces with both hands, most likely due, to the popular demands. It's cool cause I got the PATIENCE, To tear you apart, with my words that i spit, tenative lyrical art. Pati you think you hot, but you aint got a clue, It's cool though, I'd still have a cig with you Hahah.. fun battle.

[PatienceMarie]

Round Three Round Three for the win, It ends here, I'ma cut up your rhymes, then sip on my beer. What about blowjobs? You weren't attacked? I don't think you'll get on your knees, I KNOW IT FOR A FACT. Patimarie, she likes to suck dicks, Theres this one guy... Onei, HE'S 26! Aw, I'm just playing, So don't cry, But you know you're, getting served by a guy. What does gender have to do with it? Are you sexsist? Or just pissed, because I'm ambidextrious. I can fuck you up twice, onces with both hands, most likely due, to the popular demands. It's cool cause I got the PATIENCE, To tear you apart, with my words that i spit, tenative lyrical art. Pati you think you hot, but you aint got a clue, It's cool though, I'd still have a cig with you Hahah.. fun battle. Round 3 for the Win? Shit you better step back, because if you think it's that easy, then intelligence you lack. Hell I may suck a dick, but don't get zealous. It's okay you're in the closet, no need to be jealous. You bringing up Onei? OH! This chump's got nuts! I'm not even gonna touch that, because I'm sure he'll be the one that gives you the cut. Fuck me up twice? You ain't fucked me up once, Keep on dreaming that shit, this game ain't for runts. Go back to school, and learn from your elders, I'm ahead of your time, so go run for shelter. Why try and spit flow? That's for us OG's. You're trying to battle it out, but fuck, nigga please! You're not even touching me, and I don't think I'm hot shit. Ask your dad about me he sucked on my c***. -patience [haaa sorry the end was so vulgar. I got caught up]