First LD in a while last night, the lucid part was rather short but the dream was still vivid so I count it as a win situation
Pillows and Nuclear Holocaust
Dream starts out with a camping setting, me and my two brothers are at our traditional family camp spot packing up to go home, for some reason there is a giant warehouse in the middle of the spot, but I pay no attention to that. Me and my brother are arguing about who gets to drive as I go back and forth between the warehouse which is filled with wall to wall pillows (yep, the white fluffy kind) and start stuffing my car with them, he is giving me the whole I am too tired to drive all the way home so he should be able to drive speech, but im not listening, so I stuff the car to bursting with pillows, almost suffocating my other brother in the back seat and we pile in and start heading down the road
its mostly a forest road and after a few miles the road opens up into this town with a wide open field in the middle, the road is blocked with parked cars and it seems that the entire town has congregated in the field at the center of town, so I park my car and me and my brothers go over to check things out, we start to hear people talking about war and bombs coming towards us, and I look up and see a streak of flames coming towards the field I am standing in, suddenly my vision goes to the point of view of the plane and I watch the nuke fall out of the bombers belly and come hurtling toward me
I watch as people are starting to panic and run away, but I just time it right and as the bomb is about to hit the ground I jump high up into the air and float out of harms way of the blast, I watch as shockwaves ripple across the ground wiping out everyone in its path into a cloud of dust, as the shockwaves slow down I see the dust start to reform into a Warner Bros. Logo, like at the beginning of a movie, only its shaped like bones, then this happy music starts up as the comedic scene plays out below me, a skeleton boy riding his bike delivering newspapers passes a skeleton man watering his flowers as a skeleton dog runs out barking at the boy on the bike, then the view settles as a little skeleton boy and girl come out from behind a house and start walkind down the road, I am pretty sure that they are asian cause (this is going to sound hella racist) their empty eye sockets are almond shaped like live asians (I know, I laughed when I was writing this down cause its so rediculous) so I follow the two as they come to a house and before they can knock a very hott totally non skeleton Asian lady comes out wearing nothing but a very revealing pink bikini, and askes them to come in
as they walk in the scene changes and everyone is back to normal, but the girl is gone, the lady is still in the pink bikini though , the little boy sits at the table with a sad expression on his face, the hott lady goes into the kitchen and comes out with a little cake on a plate and the little boy downs it in one bite, the hott lady says to the boy "I stayed up making spice cakes all night, just for you, all you can eat" the boy just looks sad and says "I'm not hungry... do you think she is ever coming back?" (I am assuming he is talking about the little girl he was with before) the hott lady frowns and says to him "I don't think so, and I think you just need to accept that" (she says his name, but I can't remember what it was) and when she says that the boy jumps up yelling "then I will have to go get her"
the scene changes again, its dark and me and the little boy are in this small concrete enclosure with a gate, not much bigger than an office cubicle, with no roof, the sky is clear and it reminds me of where we keep the dumpsters at the pizza shop I work at, I look over to the boy and he is scribbling little nonsense love poems all over what seems to be a textbook, I look around and the enclosure is filled with the textbooks, to me they look like the books I used to use in my physics class, I pick one up and instead of the "Physics" title, it says something like "Modern Idioms" and I think "thats not right" and BAM im lucid
I look around and it seems that the enclosure is in some sort of neighborhood and it is lit by one single street lamp, I look into the distance and see Dracula's castle on the horizon, complete with lightning, its in black and white, the works, but the sky above me is clear, not a cloud in sight, then I hear a loud BANG! and I spin around to see a giant cartoon green dragon across the street is spitting fireballs at the enclosure gate slamming it closed and when it starts to swing back open, another fireball and another bang, as more and more fireballs hit it, its starts to melt, and I think "Damn, I wish this place wasn't made of wax", and with that the whole enclosure starts to melt really fast, I look over to the boy who is still writing in his textbook, totally un phased by the dragon across the street and I ask him if he knows how to make the dragon go away, he looks up and smiles and says "let me try something" and he stands up book in hand and throws it in the direction of the dragon, the dragon gets distracted by the book for a few seconds, and the boy turns on the spot, winks at me, then dissappears with a POP!
I take the few moments that the dragon is distracted to jump into the air and start flying down the street, I soon realise that its my home neighborhood that I am in, I look back just in time to dodge out of the way of a massive fireball and see that the dragon is following close behind me, slowly closing the gap, but I just smile, this is a dream, and I put on a burst of speed and start weaving between houses, and doing barrel rolls, all sorts of acrobatics, but no matter what the dragon still keeps on coming, spitting fireballs the entire time, suddenly a fireball gets to close for me to dodge and I punch out with my fist expecting to get burned but instead the fireball hits an invisible barrier around my hand and bounces away, then I see that the dragon follows the fireball until it goes out then heads right back towards me, I think to myself "gotta find something that will burn longer" he fires off a few more and I hit them away not hitting anything, then I see what I'm looking for, a giant oak tree a few miles south, i think to myself "this will take a lot of energy, but I gotta try" so the next fireball that comes at me I summon all my strength and in a shower of blue sparks I send the fireball flying right at the tree and it bursts into green flames, and as I expected the dragon flew right to the blazing tree like a moth to the light
happy with myself for my clever accomplishment I turn in midair ready to start some fun LDing and I find myself staring at a blank white completely surrounding me "huh?"
my alarm clock went off and that was the end of it
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