Thread: Nomad Chronicles

Originally Posted by Loaf

Tempting... nah, I wouldn't want to.
There are few people who can share lucid dreams (apparently). I'd hate to make enemies of them. WN would probably just recreate the moon, and then crush me.

I wouldn't dare.

Ack. I want to update all these dreams I only have notes on. Too exhausted. Not enough time or energy. this friggin craptop... freezes every 20 minutes... *sigh*

In which I meet Professor X.

I close my eyes, and go into the astral. Shiva, lord of cannabis, guides me. I am in space. Proffessor X flies at me, looking exactly as he did in the Marvel game where he ran around in the astral plane.
He stops and hovers in front of me. "Hello brothah!" he says in a slight English accent. "I have been waiting for you to believe in me. We could not speak before this. You would have ignored me, calling me a DC." He chuckled as we flew to a giant mirror floating in space. I was Timelyst Knight, Lord of Night, a silver android wearing an organic liquid black suit.
"You see, we are the same!" he said. We looked into the mirror. He laughed and I grinned. Our faces slowly changed into devil's faces, then skulls, then sliver skulls, and back to flesh. "Just as you dream us, we dream you. We are channeling each others' realities, and also altering it with thoughts, just as we alter physical reality with thoughts first, then actions to alter matter. In a world of no matter, and pure energy, thoughts take on reality instantly.
We sat on the edge of a building. He summoned a submarine sandwich. He broke it perfectly in half. We had space suits on, but they were flexible, and easy to move in. We turned our helmets open. He offered me half. It had meat. I said, "No thanks."
"Aha, that's one way we are different. I am a vegetarian, but just not in dreams. I know you are, but you can eat salami in dreams."
I summoned a submarine sandwich with avocado, alfafa sprouts, and a whole bunch of vegetables, olives and mushrooms, with cumin and curry sprinkled on it. I broke mine perfectly in half, and I gave it to him. We both had chicken costumes on. He tried it, and liked it. He threw his other sandwich over his shoulder, and it disappeared.
"But, don't tell me you don't like root beer in dreams, right? That would go with this. You like, Barq's I bet, right? Barq's has bite."
"Ah, close, I used to. But, I really prefer IBC, but that's shit so expensive."
"Not in dreams, or in astral for that matter." He smiled and summoned a paper coca-cola cup with brown drink in it.
"What's that?" I said. "Cream soda, no, is that a coke? Gross."
"Rum and coke, lad," he laughed.
"Ah good, idea," I said, summoning a rum and root beer.
"Hey, let me try that!" he said, taking it out of my hand. I summoned another. "Ah, delicious," he said drinking. "Good call!"
"Now I am going to eat a hot dog, a big spicy hot dog, because I can eat meat, in dreams."
He summoned a big honkin red beef hot dog. He was about to take a bite, when I summoned a vegetarian hot dog, very spicy. "Hmm?" he said. "Let me try that!" He took it out of my hands. I chuckled and summoned another.
"Oh, this is good!" he said. He summoned sauerkraut, dill weed, mustard seed, and sprinkled it with cumin from nowhere. He took a bite. "Oh, now you have to try this," he said.
I took a bite. It was delicious. We suddenly realized we were wearing chicken costumes. We started laughing at each other. "How did this happen?" he said.
I think because I was chicken to offer you my sandwich. I was afraid you would not like it. "And I was chicken to try it, I was afraid of not liking it. Well, anyway," he changed tone.
"You and Rae are like me and Jean Grey. We are versions of each other from different dimensions. You are reluctant leader of the mutants, of the next generation of psychics. You want to fade into the background and this is a noble goal, but first you must amass so many other mutants around you than no one remembers you.
"Listen, Professor X, you can help Jean Rae. This is what you must do, though the journey will be painful: You must go into her dreams, and help her release her inner Phoenix. Then, she will be able to break the bond of the ogre. You have seen one of his demon helpers. He made a statue of it, and gave it to Jean Rae to watch her, not watch over her, but to watch her. His dreaming self may be doing these sorcerous things without even his concious mind aware. But, his intent to bewitch her has been successful insofar as she allowed it, so she could become a victim in her own eyes, and therefore feeling justified in doing whatever she wants, because she is a victim, after all.
"You may never see her again in waking life or ever hear from her. You are going to havee to trust me, trust all of us, that this is real, and if you do this in the dream dimension you truly do do this in her dreams, on the soul level. You know you have the power to walk in dreams, especially hers. She was the First. She was the Heartbreaker.
"You, Raven, and Warrior Tiger have been blessed with the Power of the Angels. You can appear to her in this form, and heal her. Koomo will teach you about battle empowerments. Selene has a gift to give to Rae in dreams. This will make her dreaming self stronger. It will be a weapon against the ogre. Once Rae breaks the bond in dreams of the Nightstalker, she will be able to break the bond in waking life, and become completely free. You may never have the satisfaction of knowing in waking life that you did this. You will just have to trust us, and trust yourself.
"I am not making you an offer, nor am I issuing a command. I am telling you how to do what I know you are already going to do. How do I know? I am from the future."
At the word, future, his voice sounded a like a thousand android roaring like thunder. I decided to come back here and tell you, because as I gazed into the past, I saw myself doing this. I then realized it was somehow my fate, in the sense that I had already done it. I did want to, but I did not resist the idea, realizing its inevitability. Apparently a paradox was averted, because we are both here.
"This may be the saddest, most heartbreaking thing you ever do in dreams. The source of your pain will be from your heart. You will see the one you were in love with, the one that was in love with you, now with a Nightstalking Ogre.
"You are going to do this whether you like it or not, because of love and fate. I am telling you how to accomplish the inevitable.
"Invite her into your dreams. Tell her she is beautiful, and teach her to fight. Bring her on andventures with you. She will seem like another entity like Selene, or Spike, or Pixy, but she will be as real as them, as you are, as I am, as Raven and MoSh are, and all your other Earth Pi Dimensions."
"Excuse me, what do you mean by "Earth Pi?"
"Because Pi is the number your Dimension was assigned by the Greater Beings."
"Why Pi?"
"Pie in your eye!" he said, and a whipped cream pie hit me in the face.
"Hey" I said, and did it back to him.
We laughed, and ate some pie. It was banana custard with lemon mereingue. We made the pie disappear.
"Well, every dimension, or multiverse, has a specific number it's built around, like Pi. There are many other numbers similar to that, but I don't really want to confuse you. Imagine a number based on a shape with four dimensions."
"Oh, that's mindblowing. Um, please continue."
"Eventually Jean Rae will become an accomplished dream warrior, and her phoenix will naturally manifest. Warn her. Tell her it is going to happen beforehand. Tell her she may not remember. Tell her she is going to become Phoenix incarnate. You see, you are me, and she is she, and that's exactly why that happened in the movie, telepath. I suppressed Phoenix in Jean Grey, but you must help Jean Rae unleash Phoenix. Then, she will have power to burn the bonds of the Orge, and free her self of his grasp. He will burn if he touches her.
"Even if she does not remember these dreams, the power she recieves from awakening her Inner Beast will give her the courage she needs to leave the man of her nightmares, literally.
"How horrible it must be to be stalked by someone close to you that knows you so well. He knows her fears intimately, and his dreaming self uses those to terrify her in dreams, and make her feel weak.
"After she learns she can fight in dreams, (she will be a purple and white cat person, wielding a trident, or a bladed staff), we will teach her Phoenix Eyes. When her eyes burn, she will see truth for what it is. All the creatures of the dream realm will be visible to her. She will see the Ogre for who he really is. This will trigger the Phoenix in her. Tell her she can induce Phoenix form by simply saying, 'I am Phoenix!"
"Yes, I will thank you."
"I knew you were going to do this."
"Yes."
"Your sister and brother-in-law will help you. You have many allies to guide you on your profane quest, O Heretic."
"Yes I do! O Son of Zeus!" I said in a trance. I was wearing dark green pants, over goat legs. I had no shirt on, and a vest of long fur, blowing in the wind. My hair was curly and brown, and I had a short goattee and a pointed face. I had two tiny horns, and The Beast, my sentient didjeridoo, was slung over my shoulder like a giant club. I was walking on a purple sand beach. There were purple mountains, under a purple sky, with a harvest sun. A raven flew behind me, and cawed. Then, a whole flock of ravens flew past me.
"Hello, _______" I said.
"Sh! Don't say that," a ______ snarled.
I said, "Hmph, why don't we just dream together?"
He stuck up his nose and flew away pompously turning into a cub with angel wings. He turned to me, his tongue lolling out, and winked.
I held my didjeridoo over my head, and I played it, breathing, focusing on my breath energy snaking up to the mouthpiece. It looked like I was blowing into nothing. My eyes turned a glowing red. My skin was a sickly dark yellowish green. I had purple fingernails, and bright red then yellow lips. My eyes changed color back and forth from red to yellow.
I slammed the Beast on the ground, with a a BOE-WOW! and the earth shook. "I feel power!" I said madly. Jo came up to me, and turned into Cerebus with a head of a Great Dane, a Pit Bull, and a Mastiff. I got on his back. There was a bridle on the center head. I grabbed on to it, and I swung the didjeridoo forward. It hungrily roared, and jerked us forward. Jo went with it, and leaped. We rode forward at a mad pace.
We came to a place that looked like Oz, but in place of the Emerald City was a blood red castle. Jean Rae was looking out of a tower with very long blond hair, like Rapunzel. She was quietly combing it, and singing to herself a sad song. I rode up to the gate, now on a small blue dragon, like in Altered Beast. I jabbed the gate with a lance.
"Open up, and face me, Ogre!"
The ogre teleported behind me, and bashed me on the head with a club. I blacked out for a second, and Jo turned around, and smote him with fire. I turned, and he ogre writhed and screamed in pain. Then, he said, "No, this is a dream!" Water shot out of his pores, and he turned into a red demon. He was standing on a wooden bridge, with the background of a hellish landscape.
I was aware of Jean Rae watching nervously. I transformed in a montsrous sized silver knight, as tall as the castle. I had a great silver sword, which I swung down at him. He rolled, and I missed. He laughed at me, then Jo turned into a three-headed dog again, and bit him across his belly. Jo shook him, and tossed him toward a Selene portal in the sky. As the ogre tumbled through the air, his wound healed, and he gained control of his flight. He flew down and away from the portal.
I changed into a cave man, and slammed The Beast on the ground. She roared and twin tornadoes came out. He dodged them, then let himself get caught in one, then slipped out with ease, saying "woot!" mockingly.
"Do you know lame, 'woot' is man? You're such a fuckin' nerd. Lameass."
"You're such a fuckin' nerd, yourself, man!" he said. He turned into a mirror, and made a caricature of a nerdy person in it, hoping I would look like that.I summoned a bunch of DC Lanterns, of every color, red, green, blue, black, yellow.... They were projected out of me on a semicircular black screen. Oh, well, that's the best I can do. Still pretty badass.
"We are nerds," they said charging their rings.
"Nice, try, ogre, but nothing close," I laughed. "You don't remember what I look like. I don't give a shit if you know what I look like or not, as long as you remember I look like this!"
I changed into a mideval version of Timelyst Knight. I was wielding a great matte black sword. I floated toward him, six inches above the ground. Purple trails came out of me. I had pale skin, and red eyes, and small fangs. I was a vampire. I had long white hair trailing behind me. The Lanterns all fired their rings.
He changed into a cartoon ram, and roared at them. He created a sonic wave that deflected all their energy beams.
"Damn!" they said, and disappeared.

Notes:
he kills her, i kill him
she reappears in my arms
we kiss
my children, he has them captive
we look under the castle, not there.
We fight in an epic battle. Raven and MoSh fight with me, and Warrior Tiger.
The ogre only has illusion.

Battle at dawn. We ride down with the rising sun to our backs. Shadows of the dawn.
We win.
The ogre dies, and there is a key. Skyfire and Rainstorm take us to his secret fortress on the mountain. We find the children. We release them. Her youngest is a half ogre-half elf.


"This is your dream! You can alter how you wish. Only let people into your dream that you wish. All other you can will out!" I said as I flew away.
"Thank you! I love you!" she called up to me.
"I love you too," I whispered as a tear rolled down my cheek. I flew into space, and I thought the dream was over.
"Hey, I heard that!" Jean Rae was suddenly in front of me, hovering with her hands on her hips. She teared up. She was wearing a sexy pink dress. Then, she cupped my face in her hands, and kissed me. I embraced her, kissing her passionately. She rested her chin on my shoulder, and whispered, "I should have done that a long time ago.

(to be cont'd)

Notes

Training: Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Smoke, Goregawn

To Bridget Gray (who was recently attacked by her boyfriend, and was brave enough to put the pictures on facebook:

(this is a dream excerpt I will finish the whole dream later.)


I turned into The Devil, (I can morph in dreams) and walked to my magic mirror. I waved a black scepter in front of the mirror. Jerome appeared in space. He was dressed like Alladin. He looked confused. I shot an astral tentacle at him through the mirror, and pulled him into my dream. I altered the landscape to look like an erupting volcano. It looked like we could die at any second. I held him with my astral tentacle in front of my face. "I am the Devil Juargawn. Now, you are going to die, demon!" I roared like a jaguar.
"I am not a demon!" he said.
"YES YOU ARE!" I roared like a dragon, breathing fire on him like a blowtorch. He cried and begged me to stop.
"The Devil shows no mercy, fool," I snarled.
I skinned him with my claws, and held him by the ankle over a fiery cliff. He convulsed and screamed, then released fluids in fear.
"You will pay for your sins, Heathen!" I boomed.
"What the fuck? Is this real? How the hell do I get out of this nightmare?"
"Raa!" I roared like a lion, and I made magggots crawl in and out of his dream body.
You appeared floating behind me, wearing a sexy black skirt, a green tube top, and high heels. You had on copper bracelets, and a necklace with a copper pendant, and gold hoop earrings. You spat on him, and it burned him like acid.
"I hate you, you disgust me!" you said. You roared, and fire came out of your mouth and burned him. "No!" he cried. "I am sorry!"
"Sorry isn't good enough, pal!" I said.
You vomited, and said, "You fucking asshole! You made me sick, you poisoned me! Do you know how weak you made me feel? I don't care! I don't give a shit that you are in pain!"
You summoned a glass of water and drank it. "Fuck, I am thirsty. Mm, it's hot in here. Hmm, maybe because, we're in Hell, you bastard! You are getting what you deserve, and I don't care if you burn. Even if this isn't you, and it's all in my head, it makes me feel better."
You splashed your water on him, and it burned him like acid. He screamed and writhed in pain.
I turned to you. "This is a dream, but this is real. This is Jerome. It's his dream body."
You gasped. "Ah! No! That's horrible! Let him go!"
"No, I will not. He must pay. This is a dream. I am not hurting his physical body."
"But, you're making him have a nightmare?"
"Yes, you see, I am a dreamer, I am a secret shaman. I am someone you know, a dreamwalker, a seer, an oneiromancer. I walk through dreams. I don't normally do this to people. Usually it's about adventures, and having fun. Sometimes it's very sad. Right now, I am neither happy nor sad. All I can feel is pure calm anger. I am tormenting him in his dreams, for vengeance. I am making him have a nightmare.
"Isn't that right, Jerome?" I roared at Jerome.
He had shriveled to a little burnt slug.
"Ah! Let me go."
"No!" I roared.
I opened a portal, and I pulled him into a wormhole. You followed, flying behind me. "Who are you?" you said.
"Someone you know, a secret devil, a secret shaman."
"And you haven't told me you're a shaman?"
"No one believes in shamans, and least not in the Western World. Whatever, fuck it!" I laughed.
"You don't talk like a god, or a devil. You talk like a regular person!" you said.
"Correct. I am an American. We met at _________. My name is N_____," I laughed.
"What? Nathan... who?"
"Listen, it doesn't matter. You gave me dinner once."
"Oh! What?" you said.
"We are here," I said. "We are in the dungeon, queen. You may want to look away."
"No," you said.
There was a fat hairy naked man strapped to a table. He was getting raped by a wooden dog.
"Oh my god! That's horrible! That's disgusting."
"Let the punishment fit the crime. That man is a rapist. I have been doing this to him for years. Making him have these nightmares when I turn into the Devil. Funny thing is, I don't remember doing this til right now. I forgot about these dreams. Guess I felt guilty for them. I don't feel guilty anymore. I just don't. I think that's why I can remember this. Now, I have another creature to add to my menagerie, my collection of pain and madness. Yet, I am just. You can call me Lawful Good, or Chaotic Good, or True Neutral. It doesn't matter. This is not a fucking game. This is real life. This is the dream dimension, and here, I am a god. These mortals will be punished for their sins!
I turned into Baphomet, holding worm Jerome in my hand. He appeared to have passed out. I roared at the sky. Demon dream characters of my creation fell from the sky and danced in circle amidst a backdrop of flame. The rapist was on a stone table, and he had a large red apple in his mouth. He was wearing a shirt, and naked except for that. Then, he was at Stonehenge. A group of six armed robots and wheels on their feet spun around him. They had a knife in each hand, and flesh rotting off of their faces.
"And now it's dinner time," I said grimly.
"And now it's dinner time!" the robots repeated madly. One of the robots stabbed the rapist in the anus with a knife. He screamed and cried. Then, all the robots carved him up faster than I could see. Their arms were a blur.
"Oh, such mild punishment, for what you have done, you bastard. It's just a nightmare."
"Who the hell are you?"
"I am the Devil, you little shit! I am a real person. I am a shaman. I know what you have done, you fucker. You deserve to die. If I kill you, I go to prison, but, know this: For the rest of your life, I WILL HAUNT YOUR FUCKING DREAMS, BITCH!"
One of the robots disembowled the rapist. He was a bloody mess. He tried to push his guts back in his belly. "No," he whimpered. "I am sorry. Whatever it is I have done, I am sorry."
"SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!" I roared. "Shut the hell up. I am trying to talk, here."
"So," I said to Jerome. "Wake up!" I smacked him.
"Ah! What? You asshole!" He turned the rapist on Stonehenge.
He screamed in terror.
"That is not your fate," I told him. "Let the punishment fit the crime: physical pain."
"What?" he asked.
I changed the scene to a dungeon. Jerome and the rapist were stretched between four chains, one on each limb. The rapist was naked, but I let Jerome have green shorts on. Two crazed Mexican wrestlers appeared in black and red. They looked like they did a lot of steroids and cocaine. They had whips in their hands. They whipped Jerome and the rapist. They screamed in pain.
"Oh my god, you are insane!" you said to me.KRAK
"You don't have to watch. You can leave if you want, but I am going to do this whether you are here or not, whether you like it or not." KRAK
"No, I am going to stay," you said softly. KRAK
"Oh my god, that is so horrible!"
"They are horrible! I am going to make sure they never do this again! I am reprogramming their brains to equate causing pain with receiving pain instead of pleasure. Now look!" I pointed with a wooden wand, with a ram's head, and two rubies for eyes. Two Grim Reapers ran through their dream bodies. They screamed and began crying, talking about being dead.
"No, you are not dead!" I yelled. "The torture has only begun! You will wish you were when I am done with you. I am breaking your mind. You will learn a lesson. You will equate pain with pain!"
Black and white 2D images hovered in the air before them. The Mexican wrestler gagged the rapist. Jerome was seeing pictures of violence toward women. With every image, he would get whipped. "Stop it! Stop it!" he closed his eyes. I summoned tiny spider robots on his face. They crawled to his eyes, and peeled his eyelids open.
I summoned a wooden dog behind the rapist, and he got raped by it. He whimpered in pain. He was viewing scenes of men raping women. He got whipped with a cat-o-nine-tails with glass glued to the ends with every scene.
"I can't bear to look. This is horrible. You are mad."
"I am not crazy, but I am angry. You don't have to look at this ever again."
"Then, I won't," you said, and flew away into a wormhole.
"But, I will continue doing this," I said softly, and cracked my knuckles.
"Who are you?" they said.
I turned into Professor X. I was wearing a blue-black liquid suit, and I had a giant X across my chest, covered with throwing knives. On the center of the X was a bronze disk with a bat on it, my family crest. "I am Professor X. I am real. I am a mutant. I have extreme telepathic abilities. I walk wherever the fuck I want to on the dream plane. I know what you have done. I will continue to induce nightmares upon your feeble minds whenever the fuck I want to. I am real person, just like you. But, my telepathic powers dwarf yours as a skyscraper dwarfs a mouse. I will cause you pain, until you equate giving pain with receiving pain, you sadistic fucks. And now, you are going to die!"
I moved my hands at super speed, and threw about three or four dozen knives at each of them in about two seconds. All the knives hit them. They screamed for me to stop.
"Don't beg for mercy from me!" I said.
I summoned about two dozen giant hypodermic needles. I made the needles fly at them, then stop just before touching them. They whimpered. I laughed. The needles stuck them, and injected a light greenish liquid into them.
"You just got injected with poison!" I said.
The poison moved into their veins, and they screamed, and gagged, then coughed, frothing at the mouth.
"You disgust me," I said, and they bodies were full of maggots. I shook my head, and turned away.

wow you can be quite evil heh. O.O scary

"It is important to refuse to use the tactics of the enemy lest we become what we hate" - Q

If you are doing those things to the rapist purely out of an attempt to make him equate consequences with his actions then you are still ok... but if you are actually enjoying the act of causing pain then you need to re-evaluate your motives to be sure you don't start thinking like they the enemy!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I summoned a submarine sandwich with avocado, alfafa sprouts, and a whole bunch of vegetables, olives and mushrooms, with cumin and curry sprinkled on it. I broke mine perfectly in half, and I gave it to him. We both had chicken costumes on.

This is making me hunger for dream food. Also, random chicken suits? Haha.

Notes from yesterday

Fly with Seine to the Moon. demon sucks him into another dimension.

Battle with moon orcs.

last night:

woman crying softly, i summon evna and saber

battle in the desert with the false altair

i summon the orc lord

battle with the demons, of the AntiSeine it's like whak-a-mole

DJ Notes

We meet with the Orc King, Psycrist, and challenge him to battle our army in the Outer Realms.

Raven becomes Queen of Night, and multiplies herself. I summon an army of summoners, and become invisible. I descend from the sky.

A whole bunch of allies appear. Raven merges with Sorna, and becomes Rogue Storm.

We win.

The orcs throw a party, and erect a statue in front of their montain of us. They give us food, and a tour of their mountain. They mine magical jewels. The jewels reform. They give weapons power. He gives me a jewel that goes in my moonblade, a purple stone. He says it can store energy of enemies, absorb out of the air, like if they shout.

We have a concert on the moon. I summon Saber.

MoSh jams with Bach, and we all play music. Everyone moshes. Some of the orcs get teleported out for summoning weapons. Saber spins.

I drop acid and do mushrooms. Colors shoot out of my eyes, then everything becomes clay for a while.

A bunch of orcs try to come in with weapons, and the Biodome keeps teleporting them away. I summon speakers on the outside of the wall, and they battle each other to the music.

They erect a castle near the Biodome. Then, they grow plants around it. The Orc King tells me he is a Russian Dreamhacker. He said some of the other orcs are Russian Dreamhackers, some just appeared, and they all found each other, and others are DC's, and others are orcs from other dimensions.

I see a whale jump. Oh, yeah, ocean. The Biodome walls are now transparent. A dragon circles the mountain.

Training. I train with Batman. I train with Vegeta. I do Hiryu Shoten Ha on him. He does it back to me. We battle in space. I do Kamehameha. He laughs at bounces my energy off a shield. I see a many dimensions at once, like little balls, each of us battling in each one. 360 vision.
He kicks my ass. He screams at me from all different directions in all dimensions.
I become a black hole incarnate, and wield a large scimitar.
We both try to do Hiryu Shoten Ha on each other at the same time. We are exhausted for a second. I absorb him into me.
Suddenly, we are in Dragon Ball Z. I am Vegeta. I am on a small island. I have a girlfriend with blue hair.
Cacarot appears and challenges me to battle him. I fly into space, and kick his ass. He says I was cheating by using moves from another dimension. I laugh and toss him into a portal.
My body becomes lava enwreathed in flame. I find a large archdemon, and kick his ass, and laugh.

Now, we are ready to go to the planet of the bat people, assassin.

I assassinate the tweve wraiths. Raven lassos the alien spirits, and Q tosses them in a cage to await intergalactic trial.

We beseige the tower of the Wraith Lord. He tries to alter reality. He get sucked into a black hole orb that Q gives to Raven.

They make a new Tower. They make Koomo King of the Planet. He tells me now we have Twin Towers.
Our moonbase can communicate with his tower. His people will come to our aid. He said their name is the Mechnar. The way he pronounced it: the m and n sound similar. the ch is guttural, and the r is rolled.

Damn Remote Viewers

I floated out of my bed, my astral body already in Juargawn form. I was wearing space armor, and I looked like a ghost. There were two astral Men in Black watching me. They had attitudes that they were badasses. One was American, one was Russian. They were remote viewers. I said, "What the fuck are you looking at?"
The American said, "Holy shit, can people do that?"
The Russian said, "Oh, my god, it is the Cat God, he's going to eat us all!"
The American said, "Shut the hell up, man! Get Lucid.
I am not Ron Pierce, I just look like him."
The Russian said, "And I don't look like Woody Allen."
"Not now or in the physical reality Ron Pierce, Ron Pierce." said the American, apparently completing a dual astral lucidity poem. Ron Pierce was the name of the Russian, and the American would appear as someone else, but he would say he was Ron Pierce. This apparently helped the Russian stay lucid.
I thought that was a pretty good idea. I got distracted thinking about that, and didn't pay attention for a second, until I heard the Russian say, "Should we attack it, brother?"
Then, the American said, "Well, we're in the ether, so yes!"
Then they whipped out laser pistols and fired at me. At this point I was wearing a Fantasic Four costume, but there was a five on it. I was a mercury lion-man. Their laser hit my suit, burning it, revealing my mercury body beneath it. I walked toward them slowly, growling softly. My voice was quiet, but rumbled through the city subsonically. I made the fabric of time and space ripple. They turned 2D. "What the fuck is this shit?" said the American.
"He's making time-space ripple! He removed the third astral dimension! That fucker! Holy shit! The tale is true! The Cat God is upon us!" The Russian began crying.
"What the fuck is he talking about?" I roared.
"Aha! See, he's another dreamer! I think he's a rogue, look. Look at him, damn you!" the American yelled at the Russian.
"We are still 2D! Look at us!" He turned his hand over. "We are flat as a paper! Oh my god, he's a shaman. How the fuck did we awaken a shaman here?"
"Maybe because you fuckwads abducted me as a child. You know exaclty what the fuck I am talking about. Fuck you. I know about you. I know all about your bullshit. You can't put the blinders on my eyes. I have 360 vision, bitches."
I viewed them with 360 vision. Everything was made of tiny spheres.
"Oh my God! Look what the shaman has done to us!" At this point he started praying in Spanish, but I couldn't make out a lot of the words. "Jesu Christo.... O Senor... Santa Maria... espiritu..."
The American lit up a cigar, then, he looked around and said, "What the fuck?"
I changed back to regular vision.
"Why the fuck is he talking in Spanish?" I said to the American.
"He's a Mexican, a wetback, senor."
"Man, you're fucking crude."
"Hey, fuck you nigga, you want to fuck with me?"
I said, ""I said, 'Fuck you, nigga,' to the crackhead. 'Nigga, you want to mess with me?' Psh. 'Nigga please. Nigga, puhlee-eeze."
I said puhlee-eeze in slow motion, and I moved in slow motion, so he would think time was slowing down. I was laughing inside because he fell for it. He moved backwards in slow motion, and looked at my fist. I flew at him in slow motion, then when I got close, I moved to normal speed, and BOOM! hit him in the jaw. I said, "Uppercut!" and laughed.
"What the hell?" said the American. "Are you a kid? Wait? Street Fighter II! Oh my god, you are a nerd!"
I turned into a giant nerd, and I swallowed them. I made a bunch of infinite worlds inside my mouth. I gave them 360 vision.
"What the fuck is this crazy ass shit?" said the American. "You're fucking wackjob!" he said to me. I heard him think, "Can this guy really do this? Fuck! Time for an exit!"

Will ya look at the time?
He looked at his watch. "Hey, we have to get out of here, Ruskie."
The Russian man was crying. "Oh, he is the Cat God coming up from the South to eat us all. He has an anaconda around his torso that never leaves. It never eats him. It is his guardian when he sleeps, and the Cat God guards the Great Anaconda, the Snake Between Worlds! We are going to die!"
"Let's go!" said the American, and he grabbed the Russian by his collar.
The Russian looked up at him and cried, "No, we can't he has us in his power!"
"Damn you, you wetback fuckin MexiRuskie piece of shit! GAAAH!" he kicked him. "Damn you, snap out of it, Ron Popeil!"
Apparently the word Ron Popeil was to get people out of trances by making think of something in the physical world, namely Ron Popeil's face, the great infomercial salesman.
The American winked out of sight. The previous purple background changed to orange. "Dammit," I heard a voice say.

The Sacrifice
Then I noticed the American was invisible, but I could still see him a little. He looked like water floating in air. I pretended not to notice. Suddenly, the Russian laughed maniacally. He turned into an Aztec priest. He was adorned with feathers, and had a stone axe. He had a large hooked nose, a prominent browbone, thick lips, a small round chin, and black eyes. I was walking up a ziggurat, with my hands tied behind my back. I healed my Five suit. There were two DC's with spears, poking at me.
I broke my bonds, and tossed the DC's to the side. "Do you really want to sacrifice me you fucker?" I shouted. Thousands of DC's appeared all around me, with spears pointed at me. I roared in a spherical shout, and used an anti-gravity sphere to push them all away.
The Russian licked his lips and drooled. He touched his mouths, and slurped. "Well, maybe I do yes. Maybe I will get power from drinking your blood."
I saw the American. He looked like an orange sky body with stars, then a purple and black sky body with stars. "Dammit," he said looking at himself. "Why isn't my invisibility working. Shit!" He said to the Russian in a hoarse whisper, "Shit, he sucked us into the dream realm."
"No, your friend did that," I said telepathically to the American. He lifted up his sunglasses, and his eyes got big.
"Well, if that's the way you want, you crazy fool!" I said, bounding up the stairs. "Go ahead!" I yelled, as I laid down on a sacrificial stone.
Little mice came out and said, "O Aslan!"
"I am not Aslan, you crazy fools!" I said to the mice.
"Oh," they said sadly.
The Russian lifted up his stone axe. One of the mice, said, "No, look, he is Aslan!" The mouse put his paw on his friend's shoulder, and pointed at me. The Russian chopped my head off. It fell to the ground. Some silver sparkles came out of my neck. The mice looked at my head. I stuck my tongue out and winked at them. The Russian reached down my neck into my body, and pulled out a small amount of my mercury. It formed into a beating heart. "Ah! A beating heart!" he said. "Now, I will receive power from on high!"
The American said, "No, you fool!"
I moved my head back to my body, and reconnected it. I sat on the stone and watched the Russian take a bite of the heart. He smiled as mercury ran down his lips. I smiled at him, and shook my head condescendingly. The American smacked it out of the Russian's hand. The Russian growled at him.
"Mercury's poisonous, you fool cannibal!" I said to the Russian.
He touched his mouth, and looked at the mercury on my hands. "No, I am poisoned! No! No!"
"Goddammit!" yelled the American. "This is just a dream. Snap out of it! Ron Popeil! I am a wizard and you are a mountain! You piece of shit! Get lucid!" The American kicked him.
"Oh, my God! Why is this happening? Why? Why?" cried the Russian.
We went back to astral for a second. They were 2D ghost men.
"Maybe because of what your people did to my people thousands of years ago. Maybe because of karmic debt. Don't you remember, cannabil? Your people ate my people. Or maybe you just feel guilty for something you've done in this life."
We went back to the dream plane, and the Russian turned into a female cheetah woman. I then realized she was a woman in waking life, and she protrayed herself as a man in astral to disguise herself. She ran in a circle. "Why? Why? Oh my God, what is happening?"
She stopped running in a circle for a second. She kissed a rosary, then started praying the rosary in Spanish. She began running again, and she was creating a vortex. "I don't know, but, HEY STOP IT!" I roared.
The Russian woman stopped running in a circle. She sat and looked at me. She licked her paw. "Obviously you are one of Us, sister," I said. "Make peace with your Beast Self."
"Shut the hell up!" said the American, transforming into silvery android.
"Aha, and I see you are like me also, Android," I said to the American.
"Dammit, this is against the rules, we're not supposed to be in the dream plane. Especially not for this long. This place is just too ridiculous. Everything is so insane." He looked at his watch. I laughed, and he changed to 2D as time space rippled.
"Hey stop that!" he said.
"What? I am just rippling time space."
"Ah, you fucker, no you are not. You are just altering our perception of it."
"How?" I asked.
"Something to do with. Probably your soundwaves. See, I have you all figured out."
"Sound on the dream plane?"
"Listen," said the American, "will you just shut up please? We don't have a lot of time left. I am not going to waste time explaining things to you that you already know. We are Remote Viewers. We are not supposed to be here. Hey. what is your serial number, Remote Viewer?"
"What? My serial number?"
"Yeah, your social security number."
I went into a trance. "My social security number is 5- Hey, what the fuck?" I broke the trance. "What the hell did you just do to me, asshole?"
"Yeah, just like I thought," he sad. "Don't worry, we have it all under control. Don't worry, we're fucking tracking you by your SSN."
"Hey, fuck you man. We are all being tracked. I know all about your bullshit, so you can just fuck off."
"Hey, listen man, my partner here is fucking losing it. She is not some beast woman, and I am not an android. That is just how you are percieving us. Well, actually, we are all... fuck! What the fuck is going on?"
He suddenly turned and looked into the Russian's eyes. His eyes were swirling portals leading into space. She licked her paw and waved at me. She looked at the American. "Oh my, Jesus Christos, you look terrifying! Your eyes!"
"They are just portals," he said. "Time to go."
"No, my astral-shared-dreaming-partner-brother."
We are supposed to stay out of dreams, remember? There is no point in being here!"
"I like it!" she said. She licked her paw and waved at me. I waved back, amused.
He opened his mouth, and a third larger portal appeared.
"No!" she screamed, and got sucked in. I saw a bulge in his stomach bounce around.
"Now, that wasn't very nice, you weird orange and purple sky android man. Why the fuck did you do that?"
"Your girlfriend is safe in my world, dipshit. She's fine. Don't worry about her. She just got a little confused, because we accidentally slipped into the dream plane. We're not even supposed to be here. We are not going to appear here again. This plane is lame and pointless. Do not try to contact either of us again. You do not have permission to dream with me or her or astral, for that matter."
"You can speak for yourself, but you can't speak for other people. Don't you think I know that?"
"I think you're a fool!" he said, and changed into Cacarot.
"Oh, really?" I said, and changed into Vegeta.
He lunged at me, and did Chestnuts roasting on an Open Fire. I moved backward, blocking and dodging all his punches. Then, I started blocking with one hand, then one great lion finger. My face changed back to a lion face. I moved in a circle. He got red with anger, and I was cool and calm. I said, "Hiryu!"
Then, he looked at a vortex which was forming, and he moved away from it.
"Hey fuck your vortex shit, nigga!" he said.
"What is this move, some Ranma shit? You're a fag."
I turned into a tall old bald skinny drag queen with saggy man boobs in a tutu and leotard with garish blue eye shadow, fake eyelashes, a shitload of rouge, and bright red lipstick. I waved a fan in my face, and there was a Moulin Rouge background behind me. I had a saggy ass.
"Now, that's not very nice to say to a lady like me, you dick!' I smacked my ass.
He looked afraid. He said, "Mama!"
I spun forward like a corkscrew, slicing through timespace, and I hit him in the jaw. "Aw you fucker!" he held his jaw.
I grabbed him by the neck, and I reached down his throat. "Gah! Gah!" he said. I pulled out the Russian woman. She was covered with ectoplasm, and was passed out. She was curled up in a ball.
"What did you do to her?" I roared.
"She's fine," he said.
I became huge, and I smacked them together. "Wake up!" I said. The woman woke up. "What? Where?" she said.

You are gone!
"You are gone!" I said to the Russian. I flicked him with my finger, and then he flew tumbled into a Selene portal. She changed back into herself. "Thanks, dear," I said, and waved at her. She looked like the genie Jeannie, all in grey, but her face was different. She had yellow pupils, blue irises, and black eyes. She smiled at me, crossed her arms, and winked. She blinked out of sight.
I picked up the Russian woman like a baby, and held her in my arms. I breathed fire on her to burn off the ectoplasm. I summoned Skyfire and Rainstorm. There were two small fire lizards. Skyfire burned off the ectoplasm on the rest of her, and Rainstorm made it rain on her. She sputtered and coughed. She was wearing a t-shirt, denim shorts, and running shoes. Her hair was in a ponytail. She mumbled something about a river.
"Time to get out of here," I said.
I turned into a white lion man with golden gem eyes, and I waved my white ram wand with the ruby eyes, and formed a black and white swirling portal.
I was in the Biodome. There was a huge crowd of people there. There was a giant golden man in the background. I think it may have been Q, but I wasn't paying attention. I set the woman down she coughed and stood weakly. Raven ran to her. "Nomad? What did you do to her?"
"Rescued her, I think," I said.
"Oh, sorry," she said. She gently led the woman to a park bench by the koi pond. The fish were having lots of fun teasing each other. Raven patted the Russian woman on the back. Raven summoned a glass of water, and gave it to her. The Russian woman nodded gratefully and took a sip. She smiled weakly at Raven. "What is your name, dear?" Raven asked.
"Her name is Serena," I said.
"Nomad, she can talk for herself."
"Well, she doesn't seem very talkative... she's kind weak right now," I sulked.
"Sh!" said Raven. She patted Serena's hand. "What is your name, dear?"
Well, Serena.... but, also Charlie, and Patti, Xanthus also."
"Xanthus? I haven't heard that name."
"Xanthus is a diety, it's... who I become sometimes. I am not really supposed to talk about this, but, it's hard to lie in dreams."
Raven laughed and said, "I know, you just say whatever's on your mind. But, I am not trying to interrogate you, or anything! God, no."
"Oh, I know..." The Russian woman shivered. Raven summoned a thick terry cloth white bathrobe and some slippers with bunnies on it and puffballs on their heads with wings embroidered on them. Serena's bathrobe had an "SR" embroidered on it.
"SR..." Serena laughed. "Serena R_____"
"What's that?" said Raven.
"Oh, stupid code name, well, character name for WoW and other games. Haha."
"What, you play WoW, and other games? What's your real name?"
Serena looked at me, frightened. "Are you government?" she said.
"Nomad, stop scaring her!" said Raven.
"I didn't mean to," I sulked.
"No, we're not the government, we're your friends." Raven's voice trailed off as Selene stood next to me and began speaking quietly.


"She's another version of me you know."
"What, really?" I asked.
"Sh!" said Selene. "She mustn't find out right now. "It's too shocking. There are many versions of all of us. Malkus, Timelyst Knight, Professor X, Otherme, even Joseph, all versions of you."
"Joseph? How?"
"Well, Joseph has physical form on your world, but his lightbody, his soul, came down from another dimension to be here, or in your world here.
"Wow, amazing, so she is another version of you?"
"Yes, but it does not mean you are destined to be together or anything like that. You were drawn to help her because of her energy signature similar to mine, just as Raven was drawn to help Malkus."
"I still don't get everything," I said.
"Sh, listen," said Selene, and gestured with a white staff she had with the top of it like a curled fern.
"And, I think he has a nightstalker in his inner world, or he is one, or his version of himself in his inner world is only," The Russian woman continued. "I am not sure, it's confusing. But, he ate me."
"That's disgusting!" Raven said.
"His inner world, it's pure slime. It makes you feel like you can't breathe. And, I'm claustraphobic. You aren't government, are you?"
"No, dear," said Raven.

Serena's Recruitment
"That's what they do. They find out your fears, and control you with that. If you don't have any phobias, they create new ones, they insert them into your mind. It's a point of control. You want to avoid the induced terror. They sometimes make us have lucid nightmares. They deny they do anything on the dream plane, but they are liars. All the government Remote Viewers know about the dream plane, and slip back an forth between astral and dream all the time. They just don't talk about it. We have to pretend it doesn't exist to keep our jobs. A Remote Viewer for the government. Sounds like an ideal job, eh?" Serena shivered. Raven summoned a cup of soup and a blanket, and put it around her. I smiled at Raven, and she smiled back at me.
"It's horrible. We discover so much, and they keep denying its true. It's an inevitability. The number of years someone was allowed to be a Remote Viewers was actually ten at first. People would discover things after a while, then the government would call them crazy, and force them to take a bunch of psychiatric medication, even though they were fine. Also, hired dreamers would induce nightmares into the Remote Viewers to make them feel crazy if they saw too much. They crazy thing is, I got hired into it through dreams. These two Remote Viewers, a man and a woman, two Americans found me, and came into my dream. They were just watching me, for quite a few weeks, actually. Thinking them dream characters, I ignored them. I did not know you could share dreams with other people at this point."
"One, night, I had a false awakening, and I was in astral. I sat up in bed, and they were standing right there in my room, watching me. I screamed and pulled my blakets close. My physical body was naked. They said, "Oh! She can see us!" I ran out of my bedroom astrally into the street, and reached down into my pocket to grab my phone and call 911. Then I noticed my hip and hand where a pale white transparence. I was ghostlike. Then, I realized I was in astral. The agents came out of my room."
"'We are government agents. We want to hire you. You have extraordinary psychic powers. We want to promote peace in the world. We will pay you very well to do it,' they said. 'Oh my god, no! You people terrify me!' 'Sorry for that. We didn't mean to startle you. It's just that-' 'No!' I yelled, and woke myself up. I was really awake. I got up to use the bathroom. I lied back down in bed. I could feel them watching me, right there in my room. I said, 'No, this isn't real, and I made myself fall asleep. They were watching me in dreams again. They finally convinced me to join them. Soon afterward, a government agent knocked on my door, an asked me if I wanted to go for a ride. He said I knew what he was talking about. I was totally shocked. At first I was amazed at my own skills. I could go anywhere, see anything. We focused on the astral, the ether, they call it. We were forbidden to talk about dreams, or to try dreaming. They made us stay awake. A lot of us began being in each other's dreams, especially when it was a male female pairing. That man is my partner... and I think he might be a nightstalker. You guys seem powerful. Do you think you can help him?"
"I don't know..." I said.
Raven shot me a dirty look. "Yes, of course dear. We did it before with a boy named Joseph. He called himself Tooth before when he was a nightstalker. He's a sweet boy now."
"Well, this man is not a sweet boy. He may be malicious, he may not want our help. It's confusing."
"See!" I said to Raven.
"Well, I don't know..." said Serena. "He used to have a crush on me, and maybe now he still does... It's funny though, because he doesn't know what I look like. He used to be involved with the Russian Dreamhackers before he became a Remote Viewer, but he's in America right now."
"Well, the main thing is, you need our help right now," said Raven turning into the Scarlet Witch. Serena turned into Poison Ivy, and looked down at the ground sadly. Selene turned into a female Moon Knight and grinned at me. I looked down, and saw a big "x" on my chest with a bronze disk with a bat on it. I was bald, and was wearing blue black liquid clothes. I realized I was Professor X. Raven's witchblade armor formed over her. It was a dark dark red. She touched Serena. Green witchblade armor formed over Serena.
"Oh, my god!" said Serena. "What's happening?"
"Oh, you have witchblade armor now!" said Raven. "Summon your sword!"
A beautiful white bladed sword with green coming up in leafy curves at the bottom with a small dark blue jewel grew in Serena's hand. "Oh my god! Am I a warrior?" Serena said.

Many Witchblades
"You are now!" Raven laughed. Raven flicked her hand, and her witchblade sword appeared in her hand, a black blade with a curved handle or dark blood red flame. The jewel was a bright glowing ruby. There were other smaller stones in it of various colors. Little colored scarab beetles, each one a different color, crawled out of the pommel or Raven's sword and crawled to all the people. MoSh and Silverwolf were there, and I think Warrior Tiger also. There may have been others. I don't remember. A lavendar scarab crawled toward me, and crawled up my leg, and on to my wrist. It formed a dark red bracelet with a lavendar glowing jewel. Then a dream color: red and purple on black armor formed around me. I had bat ears on my armor. On my chest was a crest of a knight riding a snake like dragon to fight a lizard like dragon. There was a bat and owl spirit watching, with a castle in the background. There was a woman in a tower with long hair. In the castle was an ogre. There was a devil riding a dog at the door of the castle. I almost felt like I could've gotten sucked into the ogre dream again just by looking at this vivid crest. I shook my head. I looked at my armor. I was aware everyone else was doing the same thing. A shadow of a cloud passed over me. Then, I noticed the armor was a translucent lavendar in the sun, becoming pale at the edges of the plate, and in shadow was that dark dream color. I summoned the witchblade. A large matte black blade formed with red leaves curling up from the base. There was a red jewel on one side, and a lavendar one on the other. The purple jewel spoke: I have already merged with The Beast. Her female voice was calm and melodic. I turned the sword over. The red jewel glowed and growled. I turned the sword over again. "I like her energy," she melodically laughed. "I guess you can call me Witchbeast now?" I teleported outside the Biodome.
I summoned the Moonblade, the sword Selene gave me. I turned it into its staff form. I merged it with the Witchblade. It turned into a black bladed staff with a purple flaming aura. "Lunar Bladestaff!" she said. I turned it into a sword. It was a black and red sword, with a purple and white crystal on one side, and a purple one on the other. It glowed white. "Lunar Witchbeast!" it said.
I separated the Moonblade, and merged it with the Budgie Sword. The Witchblade was huge, about 20 feet long. The budgies inside wer black with red glowing eyes. They shrieked like macaws, and the Beast growled. The sword vibrated. I slammed the sword into the ground, and a two shockwaves came out in a v-shape. "Great Witchblade of Death!" it said.
I said, "Witchclub!" and the witchblade formed into a giant black translucent club. There was a flock of budgies and an animal that looked like a black jaguar inside. I slammed it on the ground. It went, BABOOM! and everything shook. I separated out the Budgie Blade. I separated out the Moonblade, and turned it into a staff, then rotated it 180 degrees. It was a double bladed staff, with one large short wide blade on each end. One, matte black and red, and the other shining white and blue. There was a red gem in the center. "Lunar Whichblade!" I said. A small hole opened in the shaft, and a chain with a barbed pyramid shot out, and I head The Beast roar. "That's badass, Beast!" I said. I heard the Beast purr. The Beast retracted the chain, and I spun the Whichblade in a circle. A vortex formed, parallel to the ground. I saw the light and dark merging and flashing, pulling and pushing. "This is like Hiryu Shoten Ha!" I thought. On cue, The Beast shot a spiked ball out from the center on a chain. The ball floated in space for a second, chain taut, then fell to the earth. The Beast retracted her chain. I grabbed the silver blade by the neck, and pulled on it, a short chain, about five inches or so stretched out from the staff. The black blade morphed into a black coating, and covered the staff. The blade changed shape to a semicircle. I spun it around. "Lunar Whipstaff!" the witchblade said.
I slid my hand across the black, and the silver blade rectracted. A small chomp-chomp came out of the other side. "Benefit: Eaten!" I said. I tried to spin it around, but the chomp-chomp had a mind of its own. The Beast chomp-chomp bounced around in the air, then lowered itself to the ground. It became larger, and lunged forward like a dog. "I can smell 'em! I can smell 'em!" the Beast said.
"Whoa! Whoah! Whoah!" I said, digging my heels in. "Easy, there, killa! This is just for practice."
The Beast seperated from the weapon, and became a female pale Dark Knight vampire.
"There are... creatures here," she said. "Things I don't like. "Government agents, and other things. Things I don't like, hidden underground. I want to hunt them."
"Whoah, I didn't know you had physical form!" I said.
"Hmm? What? Oh, that's silly. I thirst for blood, Juargawn," she said. She jumped back into the weapon.
I changed the weapon into a magical staff. The whole thing was black. At the top was the shape of a man-bat with large open wings standing on a sphere. He had two small pointed horns on his head. There was a large disk representing the moon held between his wings, and balanced on the horns of the man-bat. There were pearlescent silvers and greys swirling in the moon. A raven sat atop the moon, and it had golden eyes, that changed to red, then one red, and one gold, then green, then purple, then blue, and one blue and one gold. The raven cawed, and the man-bat went, "HUH HUH HUH!" I heard the moon disk sigh contendedly. "Yes," said the witchblade, "Raven's energy signature is in here, so is yours, so is Koomo's and Selene's too. I pick up on people's energy signatures, and use that for or against them."
"Then I shall call you, Ravenstar," I said. I felt the witchblade smile. I saw a squiggle like an inchworm, a black liquid shape, crawl up the staff. It got to the the sphere, and spikes came out and it roared softly. It was the Beast. I lifted up the staff. Dark clouds formed a vortex in the sky. Lightning struck the staff from the clouds, and charged the staff. I felt Selene merge with me, and my eyes glowed hot white. I slammed the bottom of the staff on the ground, and said, "Lunar Fury!" A hemisphere of moonlight with lightning sparking over it emanated out from me like a bomb going off. "Thanks Raven," I said telepathically admiring my new weapon.
"Huh?" she said. "Where are you?"
"Thank you so much for coming to me," I said to the witchblade.
"Well, I knew I was going to like you," she said.
"So, what shall I call you?"
"Jasmine, Jenice, Jessica..."
"Jessica? That's the name of my DJ Hope."
"Yes, I know,we're sisters!" she said. "Well, on another dimension. Stephanie, the Tower AI is our cousin."
"Oh!"
"Well, my name is Henrietta, but you can call me Henny. I like Henny Penny, actually."
"Seriously?"
"Yes? Why not? It's a common name where I come from. So anyway, the type of creatures we are, we are called Empowerments. We are Living Empowerments. Instead of jumping from body to body, we jump from object to object, and we spend a lifetime inside of a thing instead of a body."
"Wow! That's fascinating I said."
I saw Batman, Pixy, and Spike outside the Biodome with me, practicing with their witchblades. The Tick and Arthur were there also. Batman had on armor what looked like very thin, light armor. He was shooting grappling hooks at nothing, and swinging on them. He was arguing with his witchblade telling her to be lighter. Pixy summoned targets, then shot thorny metal vines at them out of her hands, and pulled them to her. Then, she yanked hard and ripped them in half. Spike made spikes come out of his armor when he kneeled and hunched over. He banged his fists on the ground, and he made an AoE shockwave, then a directional shockwave. He grinned, and jumped into the air. He turned into a bat, then a sparkly mist, then invisible. The Tick grew tick legs out of his torso, and shot spikes out of them. "Hey, this is pretty cool!" he said to Arthur. "Now, Arthur, you- Arthur?"
Arthur looked afraid of his own witchblade. He was holding it far away from his body. It formed armor over him, and laughed. He yelped, and dropped the sword. The sword jumped on to him, and stuck to his armor like a magnet. Vegeta showed up, flying on a witchblade disk. he smacked Arthur on the back of his head.
"Hey, man up!" he said, then flew away.
The Tick laughed. "Uh, Tick. Tick? What's going on?" Arthur's armor vibrated. He spun around, and he was in a black cocoon for a split second. He burst out of it, and was a giant moth. "I am Mothra!" he said, and screeched like a banshee. His eyes glowed red, then he shot circle red lasers from his eyes. The Tick jumped on his back, and a bridle appeared. He grabbed the reins.
"Well, Tally ho, you crazed Japanese monster movie beast! Let's go hunt Godzi-RRa!" laughed the Tick.
Arthur's eyes stopped glowing. "Huh? What? Tick! Hey stop, get off me!" Arthur wriggled.
"Yeehaw!" said the Tick, and kicked Arthur with his heels.
"Oh! What was that?" said Arthur, and took off into space.
I teleported back into the Biodome. Raven stood up from talking to Serena. Raven gently stroked her hair. I said to her, "Thanks for the gift or... well, this is a person... so? Thanks for the introduction, I should say."
The witchblade armor disappeared off of me, and turned into a little winged red gargoyle with blue hair and eyes wielding a tiny Beast over he shoulder. "So, I can go off of you, and do things for you. I am tiny so, I can go and grab objects far away and bring them to you. Steal things from enemies, in other words. Heehee. You still have your energy belt armor, and other weapons you can use when I am gone."
"Oh!" I said.
I put my palm out, and she landed on it. I looked at her closely. "My, how cute you are!" I said.
"Here, give me a kiss!" she said. I lifted my hand close to my nose. She grabbed my nose, rubbed noses with me. Then, she smacked my nose, and grabbed my lips. She kissed me and went, "MMM!"
Then she became the same size as me, and, went, "MMWAH!" I held her and kissed her back. Her skin felt rough, but her flesh was soft. Her lips were also soft. "I am turning to stone. The sun will rise soon." she said sadly.
"Really?" I said.
"Just kidding!" she said. She laughed and turned into the bracelet again, with a puff of purple sparkles.
"So what should I call you? I don't want to get you mixed up between the other witchblades... Henny Penny... or what?"
"Witchblade is fine, Ravenstar is pretty. Call me whatever you want."

Dream Nap
"Well, I am exhausted," I said to Raven. I stretched. I am going to take a nap right... here." I lied down in the grass.
Raven summoned a portal. "Well, I am going somewhere where I am going to be useful, for a change."
"Stop that," I said. I stood back up, and gave her a hug. "You're one of my best friends," I whispered in her ear. "You are amazing." I squeezed her tighter. "Nomad," she smiled. "Uh, you're embarrassing me," she blushed. I let go of her. A bunch of people were standing around us. They clapped. "Oh my god, stop you guys!" said Raven. She changed into Queen of Night form, but didn't seem to notice. "Everyone else thinks you're awesome too, apparently," I said. Everyone laughed, and she blushed again. "Hey you, sh!" she smiled.
"So, who wants to go kick some ass!" A bunch of people cheered and lined up in front of the portal. Raven jumped through. I saw about a dozen people following her. I sat down on the grass. Sarnox rode up on his Great Dane. "You okay, dude?" he said.
"Yeah man, just tired...too much... Guiness..." I said.
"Okay," he laughed, and rode away.
I went to sleep.

The Giant and the Golden Harp
I was in a giant house. I was on the edge of a giant table. I was about the size of a saltshaker. I saw a sad golden harp crying softly on the table. Bakura appeared next to me. "Let's steal shit," he chucked softly, then disappeared. Ravenstar floated off of me, and became a tiny gargoyle with red armor. She quietly floated to the golden harp, picked her up, and brought her to me. It was Jean Rae. She looked up at me. "Nate?" she said. "Sh!" I said.
"Who goes there?" a giant boomed from the next room. My witchblade armor formed around me. The giant walked in, and saw me standing on his table.
"Give my my golden harp back!" he said.
"No! This is a person, not a thing, asshole!" I saw Bakura run across the giant's chest, and grab something out of the giant's breast pocket. It was a cel phone. "A cel phone?" Bakura said. "Meh.." he dropped it on the floor.
"Hey, those things are expensive, you cockwad!" said the giant to Bakura. He tried to grab him, but Bakura kept running around on him. It was funny to watch. Bakura reached in his hip pocket, and grabbed some gold coins and tossed them to me. I sucked them to my open palm with gravity.
"Do you know how much bigger I am than you?" said the giant. I formed a portal behind him. Bakura ran to me, and I handed him the golden harp. He nodded and went through the portal. I formed the gold coins into gold knuckles, and became the same size as the giant, a dark knight with golden knuckles on my left fist. "Size is relative, dumbass," I said. "This is a dream."
I punched him in the face and said, "Surprise Southpaw!"
He rubbed his jaw and said, "Oh my god, you are so lame!"
"Tell that to your jaw, douchebag," I laughed. I shrank down, and flew through the portal. I saw Bakura in the wormhole holding the golden harp flying ahead of me. I turned around, and I saw the giant's hand reaching for us. "Fly faster!" I urged Bakura. "We need to close this shit up!"
We landed on the Moon, and the giant's arm reached out. Jean Rae turned into a person, and Bakura put her over his shoulder and ran into the Biodome. The giant's hand was feeling around on the Moon. I turned the witchblade into a big black club, and smashed his hand. The hand reacted in pain, and pulled back into the wormole. The portal was closing. It closed around the hand, pinched it, then cut it off. It suddenly turned into a bunch of slimy green worms. I changed the witchblade into its staff form, and summoned flaming lightning on to the worms, and burned them up. I collapsed in exhaustion.
I woke up in the grass near the koi pond. I was covered in ectoplasm. "Eyew!" I said to myself. I summoned the caduceus of the angels. It spun around and, a flaming vortex came out of it, and swirled around me. I felt heat come into my nose, and fill my lungs. I changed into angel form. I had on a winged helmet, and a white robe. My eyes glowed blue.
A portal formed in front of me. Raven flew through riding Shadow, a winged black panther. She was Queen of Night. A bunch of people followed after her. The portal closed. "Oh, you're an angel!" she said.

Angel Vortex
"Yes," I smiled. "I feel Michael here with me." Everyone was covered in ectoplasm. Pixy looked at he skirt, and said, "Eyew!"
I teleported everyone to the Biodome's glen of healing. I summoned a fiery vortex by spinning the cadueceus, and burned off the ectoplasm off of everyone. Then, I focused on sending healing energy to Raven Knight. Golden energy arched out of my cadueceus, and filled Raven. She closed her eyes, and changed into angel form. She held the caduceus in her hand.
We stood across from each other. We lifted our hands up, an golden energy flowed into us. We floated up a few inches off the ground, and we moved in a circle, facing each other. We created a golden healing vortex. People sat down in the grass and meditated. Some people lied down. Others went to sleep. We slowed down and stopped. A lot of people began talking at once. I wasn't paying attention. Raven was gone.

Where are You?
I spoke to her telepathically. "Raven, you okay? Do you need any help?" I saw her fighting a bunch of Dark Templars in the woods by herself as Queen of Night. There was a castle in the background. She had two hidden blades in her hands, and was spinning around like a top.
"I'm fine." she said back to me.
"Raa!" she roared at the Templars like a lion, and two swords shot out from her hands, slicing Templars up. She casted Immortal Fire, and a circle of fire moved out from her, knocking the Templars back. "I've had a enough of this shit," she said darkly. She created a portal.
I said, "That's it, I'm coming with you." I jumped into the image floating above my head. I landed in the forest next to Raven, with a Fantasic Five suit on, as a silvery lion-man. "Ah, the witch has summoned a demon!" The Templars said. "Focus on the witch first."
"Oh, do shut up!" Raven said, and stepped through the portal. I followed her. While we were in the wormhole, Shadow appeared and Raven got on her back. There were those nasty floating things again. Shadow picked up speed. I grabbed on to her tail. We appeared on the other side in outer space.
"Raven, where are you going? What are you doing?"
"I am going to kill Robert," she said grimly.
I formed a merkabah around me, and followed her. A bunch of astral parasites tried to stick to me, but got spun off. Some stuck to Raven. "Make a merkabah, Raven!" I said. "Oh, these things? Don't be silly!" she said. The witchblade armor formed over her, and spikes came out of it, piercing the parasites. Some more tried to crawl on Raven, but they couldn't penetrate the armor. I saw Raven's witchblade, a little man in black that looked like a vampire, run around on her armor, attacking the parasites. I turned on my energy shield and moved the glowing blue sphere on to her. The parasites bounced off it it like bugs on a windshield.
"Are you sure you want to do this? Where are we going?"
"Yes," said Raven. "We are going to where ever Robert is. The place doesn't matter. The ass-kicking does."

Strange Planet
We came to a brown planet with a lot of land on it, like one massive continent, and huge rivers carving through it. Raven jumped off of Shadow, and we were in free fall. Raven pointed her heels at the ground, and spun around. We became engulfed in flame. Raven drilled a hole through the ground. I held on to one of her horns because I could barely see anything but flame and dirt. We were in this planet's underworld. We were in a vast cavern. There were pits full of people engulfed in flame. There was a huge flaming demon, the size of a skyscraper sitting on a stone throne, looking satisfied with himself. Raven was the same size of him. She boldly strode up to him.
"Do you know who I am?" he roared at her. "How dare you enter my domain!"
Raven grabbed his wrists, and tendrils of water came out of her and wrapped around the archdemon. Lightning came out of Raven, and electrocuted the archdemon. He yelled in pain, and his fire went out. His skin was jet black like a gorrilla's and he had brown fur. He had a face like an orc. He looked at me. "Oh, and you had to bring your friend, you pussy," he said. I summoned a giant steel spike above his head, and it pierced into his crown.
"Gah! I can reform! I am a shapeshifter!" Raven grabbed him by his ankles, and tossed him over her head, slamming him on the ground. She did again, back an forth. He shapeshifted madly, trying to get away, but he couldn't break her grip. She spun him around in a circle, then I summoned a horizontal portal in the sky, and Raven tossed him into it. He cursed as he flew through the air, but I couldn't understand what he said. The portal closed.
Raven sat on the throne. All the demons that were in the pits floated up and bowed to her. "Oh Goddess! O Queen of Night! You are are Lord now! Command us, and we will do thy bidding! Do not release the terror of your familiar upon us!" I looked around. I didn't see Shadow. I realized they were referring to me. Raven summoned a flaming chain with a steel collar on it around my neck. She yanked me to her. I growled. The demons drew back in fear. I thought it was funny, so I played along. I then realized these creatures were Templars somehow. Just like they thought I was a demon that "the witch" summoned before. I was trying to figure out the connection, when I felt Raven pat my head. "Don't worry. He's a nice kitty, aren't you Juargawn?" I nodded my head and purred.
"Unless you fuckers get out of line. Isn't that right, JUARGAWN?" At the word, Juargawn, she roared like a thousand jaguars, and I roared like a thousand lions. We made the timespace fabric ripple, and we lost the third dimension. The demons' flames went out, and they cowered in fear. We laughed at them.
"First of all, stop bowing, you piece of shits," Raven said. They did. Their flames came back. "Listen, I am Lawful Evil. Do you know what that means? Let me tell you: It means you obey my Laws because I am a more evil bitch than you can ever hope to me."

OBEY
One the demon's mumbled, and Raven screamed, "Shut up!" and shot him with a bolt of lightning. He rubbed his butt, and smoke came from his ass. The demons around him pointed and laughed.
"Now, listen, I don't care you are, or where you have come from, or what you were in a previous incarnation. Blah, blah, blah. Go cry to your mamma with that shit. Now, you are all demons. And, now you are all my demons, and you will obey my laws, or FACE MY WRATH!"
At, face my wrath, we were suddenly in a forest on plains beneath mountains. Raven's face appeared huge in the sky, and her pupils were red. Lightning came down from the sky, and hit every tree, turning them to ash. The demons trembled in fear. We were back in the flaming cavern setting.
"Law One: You may only attack other Evils, or I will kick your ass, and send you into a world of eternal pain and torment. Law Two: Pay attention to Law One, or I will kick your ass, and send you into a world of eternal pain and torment!"
The demons cheered, and threw some of the smaller demons into the air. Raven grinned. "I am uniting you with the collective mind against your will, you evil fucks. You will be assimilated, and you will fucking like it."
A detailed cube came out of Raven's forehead, with a electronic rushing sound. It looked like a holographic projection. Suddenly, the demons all lost their flames. They looked more like gargoyles. They had scaly skin, bat wings, and fangs. They had varying shades of red, blue, and green, but mostly red the color of red lava rock. Suddenly they were very vivid, I felt like I was watching CG animation. The cube went back into Raven's head.
"My first command: Release the prisoners! Would you rather be prison guards or warriors?"
"Warriors!" roared the demons in unison. They lifted gates, and spirits came out. They had on prison clothes that looked like flame. They took them off, and where transparent ghosts. They floated up to a white orb in the sky. "Go to the light," they said to themselves in unison. Raven smiled, and the spirits waved at her.
Raven stood up, and then I was perceiving two settings, at the same time, just like in Hollow Earth. One scene was full of flames and gargoyles, and the other was full of beautiful translusence plants and animals and people floating through the sky. The light world had a black sun, and the dark world had a white sun. My dream was getting increasingly vivid, just like hi-res CG.
Raven lifted her arms. "I am Queen and Lord of This Hollow Earth, this Inner Planet. All bow to me!" I saw her in the light plane, and she was wearing a long white dress. She looked like an elf with branches growing out of her head like antlers and hair. She had long green fingernails, and bright green eyes. I turned into white Russian Wolfhound, and trotted next to her as she walked through a park, and touched flowers. In the dark realm, she was wearing a long black dress, that looked like satin over bone, and a high collar in the back. Her horns were gone, and her hair was pulled back. It was purple, and she had purple eyes, purple and black lipstick, and yellow smiley face pupils, and black where the whites of the eyes are.
There was a marble throne in the middle of this park. Beautiful rainbow colored birds and squirrels with ridiculously long tails floated snaked through the sky. There were rainbow nagas, and many strange creatures like jellyfish, and others which I did not recognize. Raven sat down on the throne, and she pet shadow in both places. I changed into a black three-headed dog in the dark world.
The people in the light world were moving toward her. Some were bowing, but most of them laughed. All the demons bowed. "O Queen of Night, Terror of the Underworld! (Please don't sick your dog on us, k thanks) We bow to you, O Goddess."
"Stop it, damn it! It was a joke." All the people in the light world laughed. A red blue and black velvety butterfly mask grow over her eyes. It turned green. and white like leaves.
"Ah, now I see with True Sight!" she said.

Um.... No.
Suddenly a minotaur appeared and ran to Raven, then stopped. In the dark world he was aflame. "Ah, you have arrived, my Queen, my bride."
"Who the hell are you?" she said.
"Your destiny!"
"Um, no, I am not marrying some flaming minotaur from another dimension just because he says, 'I am your destiny.' As if. Psh! Talk to the hand."
He pounded a club on the ground, and I roared. I created a shield with my roar, and the energy flowed around us. Raven pushed a button on the throne, and a trap door opened under the minotaur and he fell through. "Hey!" he said.
"Who was that?" I asked.
"I don't know!" said Raven. Suddenly he fell through the sky, and landed in front of us. His flame in the dark world was out now.
Raven raised an eyebrow. The minotaur just said, "Hmph," and crossed his arms, and turned his back. I walked to him. "Hey, who are you?" I said.
"I am Minotaur. She is supposed to marry me. But, she's not going to. She doesn't understand. I have dreamed about her. I thought she dreamed about me, too. Now, I don't know what to do. I feel like a fool. I am a Prince of this World. She is supposed to marry me to break the curse."
"What curse?"
"This, look at me. I am not human."
"Are you supposed to be?"
"Yes! I am a freak. Aliens experimented on my DNA. We used to think it was magic. Then, we learned the true nature of the caduceus. It was foretold that an alien woman would come to this world, and become the queen. She would have the cure to make me my handsome prince human self again, and I would marry her, and become King. You, see I am of royal lineage, but the aliens inserted bovine genes into our DNA, to turn us into freaks, so we would be outcasts, and basically automatically dethroned. They were worried about our genes affecting our thought. Well, it does affect thought, but not in the way they were afraid of. I have a strong affinity toward oxen, of course.
"I have had many dreams about your Queen of Night, before I saw her right now, and I thought she would instantly be mine."
"Give it time," I said, "and be prepared to let her go. Prophecies can be altered by free will. The future is altered simply by use viewing it."

Raven was giving a speech. In the light world she had a Queen's English accent. Little fairy floated around her. In the dark world she had the crisp manufactured TransAtlantic black and white movie actress accent, and had little female gargoyles flitting about her. I teleported back to Raven. She was finishing a speech. I couldn't pay attention, because everything was so vivid and realistic looking.
I laid down, and rested my head on my paws. "Hey, Raven?" I said.
"Yeah?" she patted me on the head.
"I feel like I am going to wake up soon. I want to get some training in."
"Okay. Wait. First change into a snow leopard."
I changed into a snow leopard, and Raven scratched me behind the ears. In the dark world, I was black with glowing yellow spots, and glowing yellow eyes. It felt like getting a back rub. I put my head on the arm of her throne, and she scratched my chin. "Good kitty! You're so cute!" she said. She kissed my nose. I licked her face. She said, "Eyew! Nomad!"
"Bye!" I said and teleported away. I saw Q's big floating head near me, and then he (Sacrosanct) was carrying me by the scruff of my neck through space. Little astral parasites flew up near me, and I batted and bit at them. "Git!" Q said, and zapped them with gold lasers from his fingertips.
"Oh, yeah, Merkabah!" I said. I made a merkabah around myself and Q, and he dropped me into the Colloseum.

Golden Axe Scenario
The Colloseum spoke to Q: One person training. New program, Danger Room. Initiate. Golden Axe scenario.
I was in Golden Axe. I was the Barbarian. I practiced the reverse spin attack. I collected potions from the enemies. I created a Dwarf DC, and I gave him some of the potions. I made him practice the roll attack. He got a lot of potions. He threw his potions in the air, and summoned lightning on the the goblins attacking us.
Raven appeared. She was the Valkyrie. She had on purple boots, a white cape on, and was wielding a bright white sword. "Hey, what are you doing?" she said.
"Fighting DC's. Want to join me?"
"Sure!" she said. Wave after wave of goblins came at us. Some dropped potions. Raven picked one up. "Something I am working on: empowerments!" I said.
"Oo! So what's this one?"
"Watch!" I said. I threw mine into the air. There was thunderous laughter from the heavens. Thor appeared in the sky, and flew through the enemies, knocking them over, as they got hit with lightning.
"Wow cool! Let me try!" She threw one at the ground, and a lightning elemental appeared and danced. It leapt at the goblins hitting them in a chain, paralyzing them.
"If we had a thief-" I said.
"You rang?" Bakura appeared in doorway of bar. He flipped a gold coin, then bit it. He smiled, and dropped it into a bag which he then placed on his hip and patted.
He ran around to the goblins, and stole their potions. They all had at least one potion, some two or three. The most common was blue, then red, then green was rare. They all had swirls in them. Bakura said blue stood for lightning, red, fire, and green was explosive chaos. He gave us a bunch of potions. "Wait til you have as many as you can hold, then, use them all at once!" I said. Raven had a whole bunch of the blue ones, and one green one. "I like lightning," she grinned.
She tossed half into the air, and half into the ground. Two astral mountain giants appeared with huge clubs in their hands, and slammed them on the ground, then disappeared. All the enemies lost their footing and fell over. Lightning came down from the sky, and hit every one of them. "More! More!" she said to Bakura. He ran around, and grabbed the potions before the DC bodies disappeared. He had a huge bag for carrying things. "All blue!" Raven said. We waited for enemies to gather. Raven tossed all the blue potions into the air. Eyes like Queen of Night appeared in the sky. Her irises were yellow and orange. Her pupils were yellow smiley faces. Fat lightning fell from the sky, and hit all the enemies, instantly killing them. Lightning formed force fields around us, and charged our weapons. Another wave of enemies came at us. If they touched us, they instantly got knocked back. The lightning made or swords slice right through them. I went berserk and ran around ramming them with my shoulder. If I hit them enough times, they eventually died.
"Now, you try!" said Raven.
Bakura gave me mostly blue, with some red, and a green one. I threw them all at the ground. Lightning came down and struck our enemies, and they exploded into flame. Plants grew and formed a wall of thorns, and sunflowers with flaming faces.
"Oh, goody!" said Raven. Raven grabbed a red one and a blue one, and smashed them together over her head. The potions disappeared. A lightning elemental, enwreathed in flame, ran around and attacked all the enemies.
I said, "Ah, we have a complete party. Ok! Dwarf, you are Tank! Pull hate! Use Magic if you begin to lose hate. Raven support heal, and support attack. Bakura, support attack, and steal items. I will main heal, and provide spell empowerments, and support attack if needed."
The dwarf rushed at the enemies with a war cry. He leapt up into the air, and got peppered with arrows. He ignored the arrows, and his axe changed to a hammer. He slammed it down in an AoE knockback attack. "Which one of you helpless warts wants to fuck with me?" he said. He drank one of the blue poitions. His muscles got bigger, and wings appeared on his helmet. His hammer became charged with lightning, and it vibrated. He slammed it down on to a goblin. All the goblins rushed at him. "C'mon! Heal!" he shouted at me. I cast a large healing spell on him of white light. The goblins moved toward me, then the dwarf did a spin attack with a sword and one-handed hammer. The goblins moved toward him. I cast a spell of moonlight shield in front of him, and their weapons bounced off my magic. Raven casted a small healing spell, then, a small lightning spell, from a floating black orb about 15 feet above us so as not to draw too much hate. Bakura ran around with daggers cutting the coinpurses off the enemies. Bakura collected enough gold to make a golden quarterstaff for himself. He ran through the crowd of goblins, hitting their nerve spots, crippling them before they got to the Dwarf. He wacked their moneybags, and caught the coins and the fell out from holes he put in the bags. Then he added to his staff. One one side was a wide flat blade, and the other side, a small ball. The staff changed from gold to black. The blade was steel, and the ball was black. The ball moved and wriggled as if it were alive. I casted a Defense spell over Bakura. Bakura's ball on his staff became spiked. He flicked his staff, and the ball shot out on a chain and grabbed an enemy with two arms that popped out of the ball. The ball had a mouth and no eyes. It said, "Come here!" Bakura flicked his staff again, and the chain rectracted. Bakura changed the blade end to a hammer, and bashed the goblin in the face. Bakura ran around through the goblins, flipping through them, sweeping them, slicing and killing. His spiked ball was swinging around, and he flicked it, then retracted it. It was grabbing all the enemies money purses. He looked at me. He looked like a goblin. He had dark grey greenish skin, and red eyes. He looked ancient. He had an earring in his left ear, and his eyes were red. He was wielding a bone axe. "Yes, I am one of them," he said. "Not one of them, but one of them," he said, and changed back. Then, golden armor formed over Bakura, and he grew in size.
"New Tank!" I shouted. "Bakura!" Bakura's weapon became a large two handed sword. The pommel on it fell to the ground, attached to a chain. The pommel roared to life, and attacked enemies that tried to flank Bakura as he slowly advanced through think ranks of goblins.
I casted a Defense spell on Bakura, then, Speed. His sword swinging sped up. Raven charged his sword with lightning, then it caught on fire. I cast a Size spell on him, and he grew bigger. The Dwarf ran around his feet, attacking the smaller enemies. I casted a Strength spell on Bakura, and he got more muscular, and his attacks did more damage. I casted a party defense spell, then a party healing spell. Raven casted a party healing spell, then charged Bakura's armor with lightning. All the goblins that touched him got knocked back.

Boss Fight
We crossed a bridge. There were steeds awaiting us. I got on a blue dragon, Raven rode a red one, and the Dwarf rode a pink wingless bird. In front of us stood a giant goblin statue, about four stories tall in front of a city. A goblin wizard appeared and blew powder on the statue. It came to life. The wizard stood on its head, directing it. The statue began slamming a club at us. It didn't have good accuracy, but its attacks were strong and large. It swung its club, and pointed at us. Spikes flew out of the club and flew around us. Raven made a vortex, and the spikes flew back toward the statue, and into his club.
"The wizard, we have to hit the wizard!" I shouted, as I rolled back and forth. "Right," Raven said, as she teleported about, leaving a small puff of purple smoke behind her. She summoned lighting on to the wizard, but he created an energy shield, and the lighting flowed down, and charged the goblin statue's club, which changed to a hammer. I summoned Skyfire, and he blew fire at the goblin wizard. The fire flowed down on to the chest of the statue, and the hammer was enwreathed in flame. "Well, these dragons are useless!" I said. We got off the dragons. The Dwarf got off the bird. "That things lame anyway," he said. The steeds ran off. Bakura slammed his hammer on the ground, and slipped out of his armor. The statue slammed it staff on the empty armor. Bakura ran up his leg, and said, "Pull hate!"
The Dwarf threw a bunch of blue potions into the air, and lightning came down from the sky upon us. I felt it fill my body. My skin crackled with power. The statue's left arm changed into a dragon head, and blew fire at the Dwarf. Rainstorm appeared as a water lizard and created a shield of water vapor in front of the Dwarf. Raven had white potions with green swirls. "Where did you get that?" I said.
"I found them in containers I broke along the way," she said. She threw them up into the air, and three Ents appeared in the form of lighting. They marched toward the Gobin Statue and attacked it with great wooden lightning fists. Their lighting branches penetrated it, shocking it. "Damn, you!" said the wizard, as he got shocked. Bakura got to the top, and stabbed the wizard in the back. I flew up to the wizard in Juargawn form, and whacked him with my plastic red staff. Raven opened a portal in the sky, and he got tossed in. The statue became inanimate. I smashed it with the Beast, and it turned to dust.
A giant purple gem was floating sitting in it. It floated up into the air. It spun, and little pieces came out of it and floated to us. A red one came to me, orange, blue, green and yellow, and then a purple one. The red one said, "New Spell: Heaven's Fire." I saw a pillar of fire in my mind falling from the sky. The orange one said, "New Spell: Heaven's Flame." I saw in my mind fire falling from heaven, and charging our weapons. The blue one said, "New Spell: Sacred Water Healing." I saw giant drops fall from the sky. They healed us, and astral ticks ran off of us at the same time. The green one said, "Sacred Tree." I casted this spell, and a tree appeared with glowing fruit on it. The fruits gave us basic attribute boosts. The yellow gem said, "Healing Angelstorm!" I summoned the cadueceus, and spun the snakes. I slammed the staff on the ground, and a multitude of tiny angels came out and flew amongts us. They did healing on us, and lifted us a five or six inches off the ground.
The purple one said, "Healing flame." I saw slime hit us, then, I cast the spell, and burn away the ectoplasm. There was a dark purple in the center of this gem which said, "Flaming auras." And I saw myself cast this spell, and we were all enwreathed in purple flaming auras. Slime hit us, and immediately burned off.
Words appeared in the sky, and I heard Q's voice.
"LEVEL ONE, COMPLETE. LESSON: Item and Spell empowerments. Teamwork strategy."
The doors to the city flung open, and there was a little parade. "Thank you! The goblin necromancer wouldn't let us leave the city!" They said. Raven smiled and waved at the DC's.
"Empowerments are cool! Raven said. Items! Let's get more!"

Silverwolf's Cottage
"I know who would have them: Silverwolf!" I said. I created a portal, and we stepped through into Silverwolf's woods. We were going to knock on the door, when a cute fluffly grey wolf carrying a basket of flowers pushed her way past us into the house.
"Hi, excuse me."
I went around to the window. Pixy appeared. "Um, Silverwolf is busy, sorry," she said. "Hey, I am her friend, too! I want to see her."
"Well, she is doing really important stuff. Making recipes. You know, gathering herbs, and other nasty things. Abominations, really. And then, her experiments, gosh, all her experiments, and of course, she always has to try them on me first," she sighed. "You know, the other day I was a rat?"
I saw Raven knocking on the door of the cottage. I walked away from the window. "Hey, where are you going?" Pixy said.
"To the door," I said.
Raven said, "Silverwolf? Uh, Jen? Hello? Do you have any more Lucidi-Tea?"
"I'm chaanging!" Silverwolf said. "Don't you have a man with you?"
"Yeah, um sorry!" Raven said.
"It's okay, give me a minute."
Pixy opened a little window in the door. "She's changing," she said. She closed the window. She opened it again. "Sometimes when she changes back to human form she's naked!" she whispered. Pixy and I stifled giggles, and Raven elbowed me in the ribs.
"I just have had a lot of those naked dreams. It's funny." I suddenly became naked and Pixy burst out laughing. "Oh my god! NOMAD!" Raven said, turning away. "Doh! Sorry!" I said. I couldn't think of a form, so I changed into Homer Simpson. "I think that just happened with thought! Sorry."
Silverwolf came to the door. She was a human sized handsewn cloth doll. She had brown yarn hair, and circular red cheeks. She was wearing a checkered red and white dress, and red felt shoes.
"Pixy, you naughty sprite! Why didn't you tell me I had visitors."
"Didn't you see them when you came in the door?" Pixy sulked.
"Oh my, yes! I was so busy gathering herbs... I like to do it in wolf form. I run around in the meadows and chase butterflies."
"Plus," Pixy interrupted, "you were changing, so I had to stall for time... and I just wanted to get attention from Nomad. I got his attention, all right. TEN-HUT! At ease, soldier," Pixy giggled.
"Oh my god." Raven looked away shaking her head.
"Anyway, how do you do? Oh, my it is so very nice to have guests. Pixy you want to put on a pot of Lucidi-Tea!"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Oh, hush you!" said Silverwolf. "I know you're centuries older than I am."
"I am centaurs more than you!" said Pixy. She turned into two centaurs, whinnied and laughed.
"Oh, you are a silly girl, for being so ancient!" Silverwolf said.
"So why are you a handsewn doll?" I asked Silverwolf.
"Oh, I didn't want to scare the children. Dear me, there are no children around here, are there?"
Silverwolf changed into a werewolf wearing a light grey robe with shadows that changed color in the light. "Ah, much more comfortable!" she said, and stretched and yawned.
"I have been working on some things." Her eyes twinkled.
"Empowerments," she whispered. "Items for other dreamers! Real energy, as temporary gifts, like potions, things like that. I am working on enchantments next! Permanent enchantments for weapons! But, you need to go on a quest for sacred gems for that. Bring gems to me, and I will cast enchantments upon them. Then, you may fuse the gem with whatever weapon you wish! But, that is for later. For now, look."

Mantra Balls
She held up two balls, one orange, one blue. They were translucent. Pixy poured us Lucidi-Tea, and sat down with us. We all drank the tea. The balls suddenly looked totally realistic. White words floated to the surface. The blue one said, "I am dreaming." The orange one said, "I remember my dreams."
"I call them mantra balls!" Silverwolf said. Here! She gave Raven the blue ball, and me the orange one. We tossed them around. Trails of sparkles followed the balls. When ever they were caught, or if they hit the floor, they said, "I am dreaming," or "I remember my dreams."
"Take a bite!" Silverwolf said. I had the orange one in my hand. I took a bite. It tasted like orange creamsicle and mango. "Squeeze it into your tea!" I squeezed the Recall Juice into my tea. I sipped my tea. It tasted like chamomile and orange peelings were added to the ingredients of ginger, lemon grass, mint, and honey.
"So, this is going to help me remember my dreams?"
"Very well!" Silverwolf nodded.
"Oh my God!" said Raven. "I have been dreaming this whole time! I think I have been dreaming for hours!"
"Yes, I think we have!" I said.
"No, listen, everything, all of life is a dream... false awakenings, 'real life' awakenings. They are the same thing. Everything is an illusion... yet so real. You all look so real to me! Oh my god! I am dreaming, and yet, here we are, sitting at my kitchen table?"
Suddenly we were sitting at Raven's kitchen table. Pixy turned into a cat, then a squirrel, then a yellow parakeet, then she changed into a small woman with a pixie cut. She sat on my lap and kissed my cheek.
"Whoah! That is some potent stuff!" I said.
"Yeah! You are telling me. If I wasn't so blown away, I'd offer you guys some chocolate cake. I need some water."
Raven went to the sink and got a drink of water. We were back in the cottage again. "Phew!" Silverwolf said.

Little Pills
"Now, look, here's my specialty. Little pills. Red and Blue." She opened her hands to us.
The blue one said, "This is only a dream." The red one said, "The dream world is another dimension."
I snatched both up. "Hey!" Raven said. "Don't worry," said Silverwolf, "I have a lot more."
I popped both in my mouth at once. "Nomad! Hey!" said Pixy. "That's too much!" I was blacking out. I felt her tongue in my mouth, and she sucked out some of the gel from the broken capsules.
I was falling through a wormole with Pixy. All the colors were spinning and changing. I felt like I was going to be sick. "This is a dream, only a dream world, only another dimension," I kept hearing a woman's voice say. Pixy looked like a human in a cat costume. I swam toward her as we fell. We clung on to each other.
"What the hell is happening?" I said.
"We are on drugs, you nutball! Not ones you are supposed to take together! It's supposed to be one or the other!"
"Oh shit! You're right!"
"Why don't you think sometimes?" said Pixy.
"Because, it's a dream!"
"But, it's also another dimension!" she said.
I saw images of Batman, Spiderman, Superman, The Hulk, The Tick, Arthur, Vegeta, Cacarot, American Maid, and other people float around me. They all seemed to be laughing about something, except for Arthur.
We landed on a tiny asteroid in space. A little robot rolled up to us and scanned us. He made some notes with a stylus on a papyrus scroll then, wheeled of. "What the hell?" I said.
A purple vortex portal appeared in the sky, and arm appeared and yanked us through. Raven's Q was pulling us through the wormhole. "Be careful what you wish for," said Q.
"Because you just might get it?"
"No... you'll understand later."
"I don't get it!" I said.
"I know," he said sadly.
We fell through a hole in the ceiling and our astral bodies landed in our dream bodies.
"Oh my god!" I said. "That was a trip."
"You were gone for hours!" Raven said. "Just passed out. We were worried, but Q said you were okay."
"Sorry!" I said.
"So what happened."
"We went into another dimension!" Pixy grinned. "It was terrifying! and... beautiful at the same time." She got up and danced.
"I am tired all of a sudden."
"But, you just woke up!" said Raven.
"I know... but, I'm so tired."
I turned into a tiger, and curled up by the fire and fell asleep. I was at the house in Tucson again. A woman came to me, all in shadow. Whe shared breath.
"That's it," she said. "You and I we know each other."
I was so shocked by the familiarity, I woke up. I stretched. I walked upstairs and I heard Silverwolf's voice. "And, this is the library, and this is the den, and this is the bathroom, and these are the bedrooms, see, you have your own little kitchenette. See! It's big on the inside!"
"Oh, how lovely!" Raven said.
They were in an old rustic bathroom with grey wooden walls. Sunlight streamed in through the window. The bathtub had four claws on it. For some reason it was full of water. I turned into a large wolf, then I jumped in it, splashing everyone.
"Nomad!" They said. I laughed and clambered out.
Silverwolf gave us a tour of the rest of the cottage. We went to the back balcony. We were in a huge mansion overlooking a great estate, with an extravagant patio, and a water fountain of cupid blowing a conch, and water coming out. There were two children playing with a pony and a dog. They waved at Silverwolf. "Hi mom!" they said.
"Dream children! You have dream children? Where did they come from?" I said.
"Oh my word! I don't know!"
"Well, I feel dirty," I said. "I am going to take a bath in that cool bathtub of yours!"
I turned into a wolf, and ran down the hall to the bathroom. I summoned hot bubbly water into the tub. I looked down at my wolf face.
"Silverwolf?" I thought. "Oh no, wait that's me!" I heard the door slam shut behind me. Pixy was standing against the door smirking. I looked back in the water at my wolf face. "That's me," I said to myself.
"And this is me," said Pixy, her reflection appearing in the water next to mine.
redacted
I woke up in bed. Pixy was sleeping next to me. "Where am I? Who is this woman sleeping next to me? Is this a one night stand? Am I drunk?" I thought to myself. Pixy mumbled something about, "I want to ride the pony, my turn." I recognized her, and said, "Oh my god! This is a dream! Incredible! I am still dreaming! I remember everything, as if it's a second life!"
A little green man appeared, and said, "Or a first life!"
"Who are you?"

Wormwood
"The Green Fairy. Some call me Mytzlplyk. Some call me The Great Leprechaun. Some call me The Green Man. You may call me Wormwood."
"Oh! Does this mean I am supposed to drink absinthe?"
"You already, have!" he laughed. "And now, I am in you forever! Now, go back to sleep. You need to wake up and take a piss!"
Pixy mumbled something about, "Sh! Nomad. C'mere. I'm sleeping. Go to sleep."
I lied back down in bed, and closed my eyes. I felt myself float down to earth, and I was back in my body, as the dreamscape dissipated.

Yet again nomad, your dreams are amazing.

concert on the moon with Bach. THAT's what i wanted to do. How come i ever remember the good dreams???

Hi,

I just wanted to say I have read quite a few of your dreams and they are nothing short of amazing. I can only dream of having dreams as awesome as yours! (Yes, bad pun intended... ) I look forward to reading more!

Trish

Damn Remote Viewers

I fell asleep in a chair on my porch. I made the chair float up. I was a white lion-man with red eyes, in ivory throne. I was in astral. There were about few remote viewers watching me. I saw Mary and Marty on hovercycles in the distance in a battle with some remote viewers. The remote viewers were shooting lasers at them, flying in up and down jagged circle patterns around them shooting laser guns. Mary and Mary were had guns on their bikes shooting in all directions, like a sphere of bullets. The RV'ers all had on suits and sunglasses.
I saw Raven's face appear in the sky, as Queen of Night. Two portals formed. Two giant hands reached out from the portals, and grabbed two of the RV'ers, and smacked them together. Then Raven disappeared, pulling the RV'ers through.
"What are you doing with those things?" I asked her telepathically.
"I want to find out why they keep following us. I don't like being stalked."
"Neither do I!" I said.

"Ah, the Dream Viewer," said one of the RV'ers. "There he is!" I growled and they put their hands on their laser guns. Then I laughed.
"Wait, Dream Viewer? That's not a title, that's a website. What the fuck?"
"Yes, that is what we call you people, dreamwalker. Anyway, those of us here mean you no harm. That is why your allies have not attacked us. We are not going to ask you for your social security number."
"My social security number is- GAH!" I shook my head. "Damn hypnotic conditioning! You fuckers! When did you do this to me? When you kidnapped me. I know it!"
I made lasers shoot out from my throne, and I spun in a circle.
"No! No! We had no part in that! Stop. Please. Stop! Will you stop? We just want to talk!"
I stopped firing and growled at them.
"Listen, the programming you received is in every American man, woman, and child. They receive it by watching television. Subliminal programming is inserted into commercials and television shows. They use a subtle image, like a watermark, so its virtually indetectable. There are many messages you have been programmed to respond to, and that is one. We want to help you."
"Help me what?"
"Deprogram the brainwashing you have received."
"I don't trust you government fuckers. I have some questions." They nodded. "Why the hell do you guys look like the goddamned Blues Brothers?"
They laughed. "We appear as men in suits because that is what we are. We were sunglasses and hats in astral to disguise our identity."
"Ok, then how do I disguise myself from other Remote Viewers?"
"Well, you probably don't want to look like one of us, except to confuse a Remote Viewer in astral combat, but there a few things you can do. Mist your astral body, appear as water, appear as a shadow, attempt true invisibility, which is nearly impossible, especially since we are trained to track energy above all else. We are like hounds."
"You are like slaves. You are servants of the Overlords. You are the dogs of the gods, you fools."
"Fair enough."

Rogue Agents
"Hmph. So, why are even talking to me?"
"Well, we are rogue agents, to a certain degree. They don't know we are here. We have formed a timespace bubble around us right now. If they look over here, they are going to see into the past or the future, so by the time they actually see us, we will be gone."
"Really?"
"Yes. We are trained that way. Tracking energy, finding targets, observing, and altering timespace to control, ah, areas, and to travel, that's our main focus."
"I thought you just looked at things."
"Oh, that David Morehouse stuff was only the beginning. There are many advanced techniques we have learned, but at the same time, we are limited in what we are allowed to do. We also have some, ah, secret techniques."
"Secret techniques?
"Yes, some techniques that we picked up on our own along the way. Um, you are right, the Masters, or, the Big Cheese Assholes, as we like to call them, make a lot of rules, trying to keep things "scientific," but those of us you see standing before you... Well, we are more advanced than the others. They don't even know about the timespace bubble. If we told them about it, they wouldn't even believe us anyway."
"Fascinating. I sense what you say rings true. So, why would you help me?"
"Listen, they are watching you. They are going to watch you for the rest of your life, and even when you pass on, if they can still track you. You are one of the Permanent Targets. You and your friend, creating those permanent moon bases, well, you have got some governments' attention."
"Fuck the government. Which governments?"
"Well, not the one ruling your country, but the True Government, the Secret Goverments."
"Yes, I know, Illuminati, New World Order, all that shit. Blah blah blah. Fuckin Reptilians and David Icke. I don't really give a shit about those bastards. Fuck the New World Order. You guys are a bunch of tools. You know what's going on, you slaves. I don't trust you. Why don't you just leave?"
"It's not that easy... they have threaten to kill our children," said a woman sadly.
"Or our parents, siblings, any family that we have, if we don't have children," said a man.
"They come to us in the ether, and they threaten us. They tell us the address of our loved ones, and they tell us. And there's nothing we can do, no legal recourse you can take because it's all in astral."
"Those bastards! I am going to make them have nightmares!"
"NO! Stop! You do not want their attention. The best thing we can do, is to help you, Dreamer. Listen, they won't even let us access the dream plane. They have hired psychics on the dream plane to prevent us from going there, to report if we do, and to give us nightmares if we don't report ourselves when we do. The nightmares are always about the government killing our families. You can understand how terrifying this must be.
"So, listen, we are going to tell you secrets we have learned, to empower you and your allies, things to make you stronger in the ether, or astral as you call it. Things to help disguise you, things you can do to battle them, and to block them. You are already learning."
"Oh? Do tell! Do tell!" I said.
"Well, firstly, creating timespace bubbles. You have been doing it subconsciously, but now I want to teach you deliberately," said a man with curly hair.
"Um, may I ask you your name? You all seem like clones."
"You can call me Ralph, if you want," Ralph laughed. "Of course, that's a codename, we never use our legal names. We would be terrified to do that. We have been trained not to. Anyway, let me give you this."
Ralph gave me a ghostly watch with an infinity symbol on it. There was a faintly glowing orb in the center. I put the watch on.

The Infinity Watch
"This is an infinity watch. Now watch infinity. Focus on the zero point."
I looked at the watch again. I stared at the zero point. I made the image float up off the watch, and spin. Then, I made it spin in all directions, it formed an orb within an orb.
"Now, expand the outer orb, and you have yourself a timespace bubble. But, don't do it now! Things would be too... confusing."
I made the orb float over to my ram's head staff with the ruby eyes, and absorb the orb.
"Can he do that?" I heard one whisper to another.
"Why not? Don't you guys do magic?" I said.
"Uh, no magic," said Ralph hurriedly. "We aren't allowed... it has to-"
"You know, you guys are limiting yourselves. I appreciate you helping me, but, don't you want more power?"
"We have all the power we can have. The limits are placed upon us.'
"But, why not practice magic in these timespace bubbles?"
"Well, if someone tries, they will mostly likely slip into dreams soon after than, which is not allowed."
"How oppressive!"
"Don't worry about us anymore. I know you are highly empathic, but let us just teach you techniques. We will get back at them... next lifetime."
"Whoah."
"Okay, now listen, we are going to teach you about our laser guns."
"Why? They seem pretty weak to me."
He handed a laser gun to me. There were different settings on it, a dial. The settings said, "Laser. Fry. Fear. Shockwave. Slime. Pain. Parasites. Hilarity."
"That is really bizarre!" I said.
"Well, this is an advanced one. These settings, well, many of the other Remote Viewers don't know about." Their settings are more like, "Laser, Fry, Fear, and See."
"See? What does that do?"
"It's like X-ray vision, seeing through walls, but I find X-ray glasses work much better."
"That's kind of creepy."
"It's our job... anyway, here, let me give you this. Here's a target."
Ralph summoned a hay archery target. I shot lasers at it. Fry made it engulfed in flame, fear made it shake, shockwave made it fall over, slime made clear slime cover it, pain made it scream, parasites made it attractive to astral parasites, and hilarity made it roll around laughing.
"That is very strange," I said.
"Well, it works. I give this to you to use not only as a weapon, but also to understand, so you can combat it."
"Ha. I will just use telekinesis to steal guns from people."
"They will just summon new ones," Ralph said.
"Anyway, that is my lesson for now. I don't want to overload your brain. I know you are not going to want to use the slime or parasite setting, because you are a Good person, but do it if you have to."
"I don't think so."
"Well, that's fine. Enjoy your gifts. I will meet you later to give you and your allies further training and information. I want you to fight these guys in the way you need to. You already have a pretty good idea about hiding your energy, and psychic shielding, but there is still a lot more you can learn about it. That will be your next lesson."
"Thank you, sir," I said to Ralph. "I wish you peace in all planes, brother."
"Please, don't look at us as cursed. We have limits placed upon us, but there is a lot we wouldn't have learned unless we chose this path. Some say it was our destiny. I personally think that's a lot of bullshit. We can help each other. Some of us, ah, have nightmares, nightmares not induced by the government... some by ... ah, we really should go."
He looked at his infinity watch. He looked up at me and smiled. I nodded. He winked out of sight.
I flew my chair up into the sky, and formed a merkabah around me. Some remote viewers shot lasers at me. I made bright light come out of the points on the merkabah, blinding them. I laughed and flew up to the Moon. I landed on the Moon in front of the Biodome. I turned around. There were a few remote viewers watching me.
"I can see you, you know!" I said.
They tried to turn invisible. "I can still see you, you idiots!"
"Don't resent us," they said. "You are our Assignment."
"Fuck your assignment."
"Uh, your queen has two of our people."
Raven's face appeared above. Two portals appeared. Her hands came out of the portals in the sky, and she dropped two remote viewers. They were all wet, and coughing.
"They don't know anything. They won't answer, and they won't leave us alone. Leave us alone!" she shouted.
I created two portals and she tossed the two in. I roared, and the others flew back as a sphere of gravity burst out of me. Selene made portals, one for each of them, and got tossed through. There was still one with us. He was standing next to me. He looked like an orange sky with stars. "What the hell? This remote viewer is walking in the dream plane."
"Shit, he sees me!" he said.
I laughed. "Do you think he's hostile?" Raven said.
"I don't know. Let's see if he can follow us into the Biodome." I said.
I walked to the gate of the Biodome. As I got close, the Biodome said, "Warning, Warning, step away from the Biodome, Hostile."
He kept following me. "Enemy dectected." The lasers turned and pointed at him. "Engage." The lasers fired, then he got teleported about fifty yards away.
"Dammit!" he said. Raven and I laughed, and I went in.

Sweethearts by the Koi Pond
I saw Serena Royale talking with someone. It was Beachgirl, and Selene. They were by the koi pond, petting the fish, and there was a rabbit there also they were talking about. I saw Beachgirl give Serena Royale something, like a shell. It was glowing. Serena walked to me. She had straight blond hair, and her eyes looked violet. I wondered what she looked like in the phyiscal plane. She was wearing the fluffy bathrobe. Her eyes were bright, and she looked happier.
"I quit my job," she said. "I don't care anymore. I can't live like this, or how it was before. I can't ignore the dream plane, it's part of me, part of all of us. I feel so much more whole now."
She gave me a big bear hug. I was taken aback at first. I hugged her back. She looked up at me, and held my hand in both of hers. "Thank you for pulling me out of my partner's inner world."
She kissed my hand. "It was terrifying. It was... nevermind. I don't want to talk about it. The important thing is, I am here now, and I am not going to leave. Your friend, Raven, is so sweet, so many nice ladies I have met since I have been here. The remote viewers are controlled by men. They recruited women specifically after realized male female pairings work better because of yin yang energy, and they were not.... well, you know, they were domineering men. But, you're not like that. You don't want to control anyone."
I shivered. "Of course not! I just want people to be free, and have fun!" I said.
She gave me a hug again, and held me tightly. I squeezed her back. I felt like she was going to cry. "Please promise me, Nomad, you are not going to hurt me. I have been... just promise."
"I promise," I said softly. She started crying. I felt awkward at first, but, I decided to just let it go, and I held her tighter. She calmed down, and her breathing relaxed. She sighed and kissed my cheek.
"Thank you," she whispered. She wiped her eyes. "Mm, I'm thirsty!" she said, and summoned a glass of water. "I learned that from Raven!" she said, and summoned me a glass. We drank.
"Good job!" I said.
"Can I change clothes? I have been wearing this bathrobe for awhile."
"What do you want to wear?"
"Hmm..." she thought. A pretty, long red dress appeared on her. Her hair was done up, and curls fell next to her face. Her hair was brown now for some reason.
"You look lovely. How do you like the color?"
She blushed, and looked down at the dress. "Incredible!" she said. She changed it from red to lavender.
"That color looks good on you!" I said.
"Thanks," she smiled. Her dress kept changing colors.

The Loaf Tree
"Let's eat some of this fresh bread!" she said. She picked bread off the tree and gave me some. I broke off a piece and ate it. It was light and fluffy, and very delicious. "Your friend Loaf planted this tree here, right? Amazing!"
"You can do things like that, too!"
"Really, can I make a... candy tree?"
"Anything you want."
"Hmm... Candy tree..." she said.
A candy tree sprouted up from the ground.
"With chocolate!" she said. The tree and everything on it was covered in chocolate. She clapped her hands. "Oh goody! I like the dream plane!" she said.
"Apple tree?" An apple tree sprouted up, with many different apples on it.
"A candy apple tree?" A candle apple tree sprouted up.
I saw Raven appear from behind the chocolate candy tree. "Wait? Who made this?"
"I did! Let's eat it!" said Serena.
"A woman after my own heart!" said Raven. We laughed and picked the chocolate fruit.
"Oh my god," said Raven. "A chocolate coated candy orange. This is so good! You are now officially my BFF!" We laughed. We tried the apples. They were all perfect. I licked a candy apple to make it sticky, and stuck it on Raven's face.
"Hey you! That's not very nice!" Then she made a chocolate waterfall appear above my head, and dump on me. It knocked me down, and stopped. "Thank you!" I said, slipping in the chocolate. I summoned a chocolate cake, and threw it at Raven. She summoned a catcher's mitt, and caught it, yawning mockingly. She stuck her finger in it, and licked it. "Oh wow, you're a good cook, Nomad."
"Oh, I just used a box recipe," I said. "Me and Betty Crocker!"
Raven laughed. I summoned a Betty Crocker DC. "Oh, who are you?" said Serena. Betty Crocker looked like a handsewn felt doll, and she had a mixing bowl and a spoon in her hands, and was wearing an apron.
"I am an insta-matic cooking DC! Nomad made me. I am an extension of his mind. I make food for people in dreams. Isn't that fun? What would you like?"
"Chocolate covered banana peppers!" said Serena.
"As you wish!" said Betty Crocker. The treats floated out of her bowl, and into our hands. Beachgirl and Selene were there. We all tried them. "Oh, delicious!" said Serena.
"Weird!" said Raven. "Weird, but good. Spicy and sweet. Hmm. Tastes like Mexican candy."
Selene said, "It tastes like magic," and grinned.
Beachgirl spit hers out. "Sorry!" she said. "I need an apple to wash that taste out. Sorry." She picked a golden apple and ate it.
"I am not offended," Serena laughed. I tried it. The banana pepper had sweet jelly in it. I thought it was delicious.
"After I left Mother Russia, I went to Mexico. Bland from spicy! A world of flavor. It opened my eyes, my palate, and my heart." She laughed lightheartedly. "My first husband, he was a beautiful Mexican man... anyway." She pulled out the glowing thing Beachgirl had given her, and asked her something about it.
Raven pulled me aside. "I am worried about her," she said. "She's a sweet woman. What's going to happen to her now that she quit her remote viewing job. I mean, aren't they going to track her? I don't care about those bastards following her here, but in waking life. I am scared for her."
"I know," I said. "But, there's nothing we can do, except fight for her in astral and dream planes, do our best to protect her. Selene will watch over her. She is another version of Selene."
"What? Really? Wow."
"Well, Selene told me. It doesn't mean were destined to be together or anything... but, I was destined to find her, I think, just like you were destined to find Malkus."
"Right... remote viewer... astral projector... whoah."
"I know I was just thinking of that. Well, anyway, it's a choice she made, but..."

Angels' Trumpets
Serena ran up to us with Angel's Trumpets flowers. "Smell these," she said. I smelled them. They smelled exactly the same as they do in waking life. I felt more alive.
"What are these?" said Raven.
"Angel's trumpets!" I said. "They can induce dreams! I am going to hang some over my bed, and breathe their fragrance all night. I forgot I planted that tree."
"Oh, wow!" said Raven. "What happens if we eat them?"
"No, don't!" I said. Raven took a bite.
"OH MY GOD! AM I ON DRUGS?" Bright light multicolored lights shot out of Raven's eyes, and swirled around madly. I put my arm around her.
"You are fine," I whispered softly. "It's a dream drug. Nothing is hurting your waking life body. Just relax."
"OH MY GOD, THIS IS INSANE!" Raven said.
"Do you want it to stop?" I asked.
"No! Yes! Maybe. Wait, I don't know. No! Don't make it stop. I want to see this."
The Cheshire Cat appeared in tree, smile first, then his whole body. "Hello Alice!" he grinned.
"Hello, Mr. Cheshire Kitty Cat! Where did you come from. C'mere I want to give you a hug," said Raven as if in a trance.
"I came from his Inner World," he said, nodding at me. "And now, I am here!"
Raven turned into Alice. She grabbed at the Cheshire Cat, and he slipped away. "Hey, come back here, naughty kitty!" she said.
"Uh, Alice, I mean, um.... what is your name? Wendy? Nomad? No, that's me... Raven! Raven Knight, where are you going?"
"Up the tree," said Alice Raven slowly. She climbed after the Cheshire Cat. I followed her.
"Alice? Uh, Alice! Stop!"
"Must ... follow ... kitty. Naughty kitty. Silly rabbit. Tricks are for kids."
"I'm not a rabbit!" I said, turning into a rabbit.
"Aw, you are so cute, little white bunny!" said Serena, petting me. I sprouted wings, and grew a long tail. I flew up to Raven, and Serena was holding on to my tail. Raven climbed up higher, and I followed her. We were on a montrous tree in towering in the sky. It seemed to go on forever. There were clouds beneath us. I saw the Cheshire Cat bouncing up the tree ahead of us.
Serena grabbed on to the tree. She turned into Wendy. "Oh my god, look how high we are, Peter!" she said. I panicked and grabbed the tree. I turned into Peter Pan. "Wait a minute! I can fly!" I said in my head.
"It's alright Wendy! You can fly!" I said. I tossed my dagger into the air, and it floated there. I floated off the tree, and stood on it. "See?"
"Oh," said Serena. "Do I need a dagger to do it?"
"No," I laughed, "it's just for fun. Now you try."
"I'm scared. Hold my hand."
"Alright." I took her hand, and she floated off the tree. "See? You are doing it!"
I began to let go of her hand. "No!" she squeezed my hand. "Don't let go! Don't ever let go!"
"I'm sorry Wendy. C'mon, let's catch up to Alice."
Raven was flying up the tree after the Cheshire Cat. Serena and I followed her. We got up past some clouds, and stepped on to them. There was a huge castle on the coulds.
"Tada!" said the Cheshire Cat, presenting the castle. "Inside awaits mad adventures, o andventurers, you crazed oneironauts."
Raven began walking slowly toward the castle.
"Well, hain't ya goin' ta go in?" said the Cat to me.
"No," I said quietly. "No!" I yelled. "Raven! Raven, come back here! Alice!"
Raven turned around. "Huh? I was chasing a butterfly... and..." she said. She looked dazed.
"See with True Sight!" I shouted. Raven blinked and looked at her hands. Her eyes looked normal. "Who am I?" she said. She summoned a hand mirror, and looked at her face. She turned back into her Assassin form, and touched her face. "Oh, I see." She turned into Queen of Night. A look of horror appeared on her face. "Ah! Who am I?" she said.
"You are Raven Knight, Queen of Night, and you are fine. You are yourself."
"Oh!" she said. She looked in the mirror, and touched her face. "I like me like this," she said. "I don't think... no, I am not afraid of her anymore. She is part of me. She is me."
"Right!" I said.
Just then, the castle door burst open and splintered. A giant with a big nose, big lips, and hair like a mop came running out, yelling, "help!" Bats flew out over his head, and black beetles ran out like water from the door, and crawled over his feet. A portly giantess appeared in the doorway, shaking a rolling pin at him.
I grabbed Raven and Serena by the backs of their necks and teleported us back to the Biodome. We were at the base of the tree. I was in Nomad form, and Serena was back to the way she was before.
"Why did you do that?" said Raven.
"I don't know. I don't like that giant. I think it may have been the Ogre. I'm confused. And, I really don't trust that Cheshire Cat. He's mischievous."
"Well, he's from your Inner World, Nomad."
"I know... but.."
"And the trees still here, in the Biodome."
"I know, but, it was weird. I don't know how we got there, I still don't really know where we were."
"Q says it's because of that dream drug I did. This tree grew, and because it was you who grew the Angel's Trumpet tree, this other tree is a bridge to your Inner World."
"Oh wow."
"So, do you want to help the giant?" Raven said.
"Well, I have feeling he'll be fine. I don't think I have much sentience in my inner world. I think it's all, or mostly all, DC's."
"Okay," Raven shrugged.
"So what did you want to do?"
"Well, my uncle has been having nightmares still. I want to help him."
"Okay," Raven said, "but- Nomad? Why are you yawning?"
"I want to sleep."
"You always want to sleep in dreams, you weirdo."
"You should try it sometime. Dream within dreams within dreams within-"
Raven smacked the back of my head. "Stop it, broken record."
I yawned and turned into a spotted white lion. I walked in a circle and closed my eyes. I heard Raven tell Serena something about MoSh, and another person named Serena, and I fell asleep.
I was in a giant's house with Bakura, and my witchblade, Ravenstar. She was a little red armored gargoyle. "Let's steal shit," Bakura said. He ran around the place, absorbing all the gold into a clear orb he had on a small wooden wand. The claw holding the orb was gold, with a patina base. The orb had a few gold flecks floating in the center. The wand was very detailed when I remember it, like it was film. Bakura formed a quarterstaff with the gold, and made a harness with golden wings attached. He flew next to me. He formed the staff into a pitchfork. He looked at me and grinned. He had gold smiley faces in his eyes. His eyebrows were gold. He smiled, and he had golden fangs. "Vested treasure," he whispered.
I saw a golden key on the other edge of a giant table we were standing on. "Fetch!" I said to Ravenstar. She flew over to it, and silently picked it up. I created a portal. The giant burst through the room. "First my harp, then my goose, and now my golden key? Yargh!"
He swatted at us, and we jumped out of the way.
Bakura appeared behind him, and was the same sized as the giant. He looked like a blue cat-man, in an orange and red vest and pants. A golden blade came out the front of the giant, a hidden blade. "Size is relative, dumbass. I learned that from Nomad. And this I learned from an Assasin." He twisted the blade, and pulled it back out. The giant crumpled to the floor. Bakura licked his golden hidden blade, then retracted it.
"I hate kidnapers," he said. "Let's find the children."
I nodded. I teleported to where I thought the children might be. I was in a dungeon full of children's skeletons. "Ah!" Ravenstar put her hand over her mouth. "The bastard!" said Bakura, and slammed his fist into his palm.
"These are not real skeletons. It's illusion. He put this here as a trick, to traumatize JeanRae, and anyone else that would try to come here. He made a bypass in his own neural network to send us here."
"I know," Bakura said. "I just thought about how JeanRae would react to seeing this. He's raping her mind, the sick fuck."
"I know. Shit... I know! The merkabah!" I said.
"What is that?" said Bakura.
"The cube of Metatron, it will reveal the truth to us."
"The cube of Meta- who?"
"Just watch," I said. I meditated, and a merkabah floated out of my third eye, two pyramids spinning inside of each other. It floated forward and there was a silver cord attached from it to my third eye chakra. It bounced forward. There was a rainbow road ahead of us in outer space. I pulled on the silver cord, and held it in my hand. The merkabah leapt forward like a dog, and turned into a chomp-chomp. "Merkabah! Merkabah! I rove roo!" It said. I was a transparent rainbow man with sparkles in me. Bakura and Ravenstar were driving in go-karts. Bakura's was lavendar and white, with lavendar wings on it, with golden tips, gold hubcaps, and gold headlight rims. Ravenstars was dark red and white with red wings, and black spikes coming out of her car. I suddenly was in a go-kart. Mine looked like a puffy pihrana plant head with wheels. The chomp-chomp was in a car with a chomp-chomp face on it. The face on the car said, "Mromp! Mromp! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!" like Pac-Man.
"Follow meeee!" The chomp-chomp said, and boosted forward. MoSh floated down in a green car with a face on it. He was wearing a green tshirt with Luigi on it, holding a white mushroom with green spots. He turned into Luigi.
"Mama mia!" he said. "Oh, I died, I just fell off the road, into forever! Hello, Luigi!" he said to me. "It's me Mario!"
"Dude? What are you talking about? I am Birdo. You are Luigi, Mario."
"What, you are so confusing!" He turned into Mario. I turned into Birdo. I shot an egg at him. It went WA-WA-WA-WA like the Bionic Man sound. He got stuck in an egg. I could hear him driving in cirles. I started laughing.
"Hey, you! That'sa not very nice-a!"
"Dude, are you even Italian?" I said, turning back into the rainbow space man.
"Braw!" he said, and burst out of the egg, boosting forward. He hit me, and I spun around, losing control.
"Hey, how did you do that?"
"I had a mushroom in my pocket. So there!" He raspberried at me, and ate a big white mushroom with green spots. He boosted forward, and waved at me. A puff of dust appeared behind him. I looked down and saw a white mushroom with red spots sitting on my crotch.
"I thought, this is a dream... Why don't I-" but decided against it.
I ate the mushroom. It tasted fluffy, crunchy, and sweet. It tasted like lychee. I wiped my mouth and licked my lips. I boosted forward, and we were riding hoverspeeders in the desert. The dream diverged into two dimensions at this point.

Star Wars Dream -Film Vivid
We were riding hoverbikes and hoverspeeders in a desert. I was dressed like a nomadic adventurer riding a hoverbike. I was wearing a white shirt, a black leather vest, a brown leather jacket, greenish brown cloth pants, and brown leather boots. I was wearing goggles and had a bandana over my mouth. I was coated in a fine brown dust. MoSh was riding a hoverbike next to me. he was dressed like me, but he had a mask over his mouth, and a bandana around his head. The merkabah was driving a hoverspeeder. He looked like a fat red creature with a huge head and mouth. He had bright yellow teeth and eyes, and lavender lips and eyelids. Ravenstar was a female Irdonian Zabrak Jedi in a black Jedi gi with black pants. Raven appeared flying on a jetpack. She was dressed like a bounty hunter in white robes. She was carrying two chilren by the scruff of their necks, holding on to their jackets. They were hanging there complacently.
"I have found the children, and broken them free from the dungeon. The Zhig'ha Ghool approaches." Raven dropped the boy on my hoverbike, and the girl on his. "I will divert him for as long as I can!" Raven shouted, and summoned a silver disk with a bar coming up the front of it, with a handlebar. She turned off her jetpack. She flew toward a forest, and there was a garly Cyclops with a strange blue eye. It's entire eye was blue, and looked like plastic. His eyelids looked like clear plastic. He had no iris. He had one pupil that moved around, and white letters across an outside clear layer of the eye. Over his clear eyelid was a phrase written backwards in black.
The white letters said, "This is a dream. NOT!" The black letters said, "You create your own reality. You created this nightmare. You are having a nightmare. Oh my god, a nightmare! A nightmare!"
"What a bastard!" I thought.
He was hairy and had pointy ears, and an ugly little tuft of curly hair on the top of his head. He looked like a cheesy Japanese monster movie creature. He towered above the forest canopy. Raven flew around him, shooting at him with her laser. Little burnmarks appeared in his skin. He batted at her. I saw he was being controlled by strings, like a marionette. I followed the strings and looked up. The strings were connected to monstrous crismon hands, with cracked and pitted thick bright yellow nails. I saw a face like a devil. I knew he meant me harm.

We were suddenly in outer space. The Cyclops was a marionette in front of carboard puppet stage. The Merkabah was with me a little man with a big round head, that looked like he was made of space. Mosh was floating next to me, in Naga form. Bakura was there, with his hand on the hilt of his dagger.
"Hello Juargawn!" the devil-man said. "Do you know who the fuck I am?"
"No, and I don't give a shit. Ah! You are Gawn's brother!"
"That is right, I am his elder brother, Nevergawn. You can never defeat me. Do you know how powerful I am? I am millions of years old."
"I am millions of years old, in the future. Time is irrelevant."
"So, you have been talking to the Old Man, Father Gawn, have you? That old bastard. He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground." I spoke to Ravenstar telepathically.
"Sounds like someone is resentful they didn't get enough attention from daddy."
"Silence, mortal!" Nevergawn roared. "The point is, you will never get to me. I am a Puppetmaster of Puppetmasters. Do you know how far up the chain you are going to have to go to get to me? And I'll have spawned more puppetmasters by the time you get close."
I flicked him off. "Do you know what this means?"
"Oh, 'Fuck you.' Oh, like I'm so scared. Some fuckin' piece of shit mortal just flipped me the bird. I am so scared."
"You'll be begging to die when I shove this so far up your ass it comes out of your left eye socket," I said, growing a Maxx claw.
"Hey, you know what- Ah! You bastards!" Ravenstar cut the strings with her wings. MoSh laughed. "That was my only link to-"

And we were back on the surface of the planet.

DJ Notes

Nintendo Dream

Castle Bowser
Princess

this is the dream battle om Malkus inner world

DJ Notes:

I flew to the Moon with my spaceship, Future's Hope encasing my body. Stupid freaky floating hairy body parts with eyes again. "Where were you?" asked Raven. Then suddenly: Ack! Kill it! Spike ran to me, and punched a parasite on the back of my head. I fell over as its pointed tail that was inserted in the base of my skull slipped out, and it dissipated. Basara and Raven played music to heal me. I got up. I felt like I had slept for eight hours.
I opened a portal, and I shot an astral tentacle out of my torso, and pulled MoSh on to the Moon. "Woohoo! I made it!" he said. "What's up? What are we doing."
"Well, we are going to kick some ass, in the nightmares of Malkus. You might not remember, though."
"It's ok," MoSh said, cracking his knuckles. "Let's fight." Raven created a portal, and Allison stepped out.

We went into the inner world of Raven Knight. We were in a cute village of white adobe houses and thatched roofs. We follow Raven to Malkus' house. She knocked on his door. A man with a gaunt haunted look on his face answered. "Who are these people?" he said furtively.
"These are friends," said Raven. "We are going to fight that dream demon again in your inner world."
A bunch of people were talking. Sorna appeared and stood next to Raven. She looked like The Black Cat. Raven didn't seem to notice. Sorna didn't seem to care. She was just looking around. A red gem 5 feet tall appeared above the house of Malkus. It looked like a red rupee from Zelda. Q's head floated in the sky near it. He spun the gem telekinetically. Little gems flew out of the big gem, and landed on our chests. They were different colors. Mine was purple, and it glowed. A necklace grew out from the gem. Raven said they were dream gems, and we could use them for dream sharing more easily. We go into Malkus nightmare.
Here was the battly party: Raven, Allison, MoSh, Vegeta, Altair, Persian, Sorna, Pixy, Selene, Basara, Bakura, Skyfire, Link, Jo, and me.
Jo and Persian the tiger of Vegeta ran around hunting. Jo has three heads.

Nomad form.
We find the invisible archdemon.
Hello again.
"Hey fuck you."
Pixy dust. It burns!
Demons run down the chain like rats.
Shit, many chains. Four portals. Two sky ones, two ground ones.
Raven merges with Sorna, The Black Cat. I am RavenRa! eyes glow white.
Allison is a werewolf. MoSh is a Naga. Bakura robs the demons, and makes a golden quarterstaff.
Basara does a strange blue energy thing.
Pixy shoots vines from her hands.
Skyfire burns CHA into his belly. MoonCHA!
What? The Tick and Arthur appear.
Vegeta, Bakura, Jo, Spike, Persian attack the smaller demons. Arthur has a big butterfly net. ATTACK ATTACK!
I merge with Selene, my eyes glow white. I have a hand axe. I throw it, and it returns to my hand. I land on the archdemon, and stab it in the head. RavenRa Scratches it eyes out. Mosh bites him on his back. She runs in a circle. Vortex. Smash the chains! Link runs in a circle. Giant spin attack.

I become a Cave Bunyip. I wield the Beast. BAM BAM BOE WOWOWOW!! We smash the chains. Batman wraps around the archdemon. Spike blasts him in the face. The Tick grabs the archdemon and tosses him in a portal. Pixy and Batman almost get sucked in the sky portals.
Vegeta and The Tick are holding on the the ground ones.

Close the portals! Now! RavenRa runs around, closing the four portals. Sorna and Raven separate. Raven silently becomes Queen of Night. We hunt down the imps. Selene and I separate. She floods the land with bright moonlight.

Grandfather Bunyip. Crocodile Roar! The Curse of the Angels upon you!
Angels with daggers, swords, and arrows. archangels.
We send tornados. Raven turns back.
Ocarina, we alter the landscape again. We find Malkus. Healing. he goes to sleep.

Angel's Healing. We become animals. Animals flow out of us.

Patrol with Sorna. Alarm. cracks. cracks sealed. A demons is trying to squeeze through. We blast it. Droids come and seal the crack. Conversation about light and dark. Balance. What about good and evil? Sorna is like Neutral Good.

Training. Pixy: Camoflage, patterns work best. Bakura, stealing treasure from enemies to create weapons and relics. Altair, dagger, and assasination moves. Batman: live in shadows. Become black as night. Vegeta, dodges. (yesterday was blocks). The Tick. Laugh at your enemies, to be NIGH INVULNERABLE. Arthur takes notes. Vegeta wants to train Arthur. He flies away. NOO!

Koomo wants to talk to me. We go to the Temple on his planet. We talk about the history of his planet, the history of my planet, and how they interact. We talk about our history.

He tells me the wraiths are aliens and the bat-people combined into one, a merge. I shiver. I merge with Koomo. We go to a party in the forest. He is like a celebrity. He thinks its ridiculous, but uses it to his advantage.

We go on stage. I merge out of him. "THIS IS AN ALIEN!" He presents me. They freak out.

NOTES
Party in the Biodome!

I spraypainted it swirling colors, depicting our adventures.

Raven made fireworks for everyone. We had a big feast.

Pablo was a fox.

Bakura changed into a fox also.

We passed out Mantra Balls.

Gabrielle made chocolate pies.

Pablo made lemon pies.

Bakura planted a gold coin, and it sprouted into a gold coin tree.

I made a merkabah crystal, and floated up out of bed, and zoomed to the Moon, and the wormhole was a transparent green grid. I landed in the Biodome, and the crystal broke and disappeared and I stepped out of it. I was golden like Sacrosanct, and my eyes were changing color. "Q?" Raven said.
"No," I laughed. "It's me Nomad." I transformed into my Nomad self.
"Ah! A shapeshifter!"
"Of course that's what I am!" I said, changing into a Naga with lavendar wings, and a rainbow stripe down my side. Raven did also. She had rainbow wings, and a lavendar and purple thin stripe down her side, flowing with color as her wings were. Her eyes were two jewels of ever changing jewels. I saw light and heard music swirling out her in bright colors. We went into a trance.
"We are of the Naga tribe. We are Naguals. We see with six eyes, and sometimes more. Do not fuck with us. We are many!"
I felt us merge, then, separate, then merge again. Were Nagas of the wingless type, but with the torsos of humans, and the heads of snakes. We were both white with dark green backs. We both had staffs in our hands, white wooden staffs, mine was a ram's head that changed to a pig's head, that changed to a wolf's head, that changed into a devil's head. Raven's was a goat head, a pig's head, a wolf's head, a peacock, a griffin, a red Eastern dragon, and then a man playing guitar. We multiplied ourselves, then had 360 vision, we were thousands of connected spheres all looking at each other. We changed back to 3rd person view. I heard "Divide" come out of Raven as she divided herself. I slammed mine on the ground, and a shockwave came out.
Raven lifted hers in the air, and I heard a sick solo on the electric. I wish I could play guitar now, because I can hear it so clearly in my head. Lightning came down, and charged her staff, and then she slammed it on the ground, and lightning came out of it.
I raised mine in the air, and I heard "Disturbed" come out of me. "Let The Bodies Hit the Floor." Fire came down from the sky, and charged my staff. I slammed it on the ground, and altered the dreamscape, making it lava. I was a lava lion-man, roaring with power and the scream of a thousand dinosaurs dying.
Raven's flaming lightning drove into the earth, and she turned into Queen of Night. A chariot made of electrictity rose out of the earth. It was enwreathed in a purple and orange flame, and parts of the chariot were made of pure earth. She whipped at the horses, and laughed with the joy of power. She turned into a phoenix, and soared into spaces, screaming, "I am dre-e-e-e-e-aming!" spinning as she flew. Orange streaks came out of her, and she had rainbows sparkling off of her fiery feathers.
I turned into a pterodactyl, and spun into a blue sky at the same time, and said, "I am dre-e-e-e-eaming!" with her. I landed on a huge branch of a tree, like a log, that was growing next to a mesa. The branch acted as a bridge between the top of the mesa and the tree. Here is where I can remember entering a state of what I call Deep Dreaming. In this state you are acutely aware that you are dreaming, but you don't think about or consider the physical world. Everything slows down, and becomes vivid.

We became Western, then Eastern dragons. I grew caterpillar legs, and Raven had many short legs ending in hooves. I had caterpillar legs. We changed into giant centipedes,with the same legs, then snakes, centaurs, unicorns, goats, sheep, buffalo, manatee, and dolphins. winged humans.

Notes
A dream about winged humans
with Rae in a tree house overlooking a jungle canopy.

Holy shit the party!

Epic as always!
I'm off to bed now. Its 10:30PM...

Happy dreaming!

Notes

Nightmares

We flew into Donald's dream. I became C, and mutliplied myself, and beat him with a coathanger

I became T, and she became C, and tricked him. Raven turned into a zombie child. She had astral tentacles coming out of the back of her head. Witchblade grabbed him by the throat.

Raven tossed him to me. I divided myself into my masculine and feminine side. Kamapua'a, and Pele. Pele surged into me. "I am displeased with you!"
"Kanaloa," I am displeased with you.

On a canoe. Raven is a child. She becomes a monster. He falls off the boat. Shark is waiting. He pulls him into the depths. The ocean turns to blood.

We threw him in FA Jail. I was a guard. Raven was hiding in the floor. She kept crawling around in the floor as a 2D image. I tossed Tiny in with him. I showed him my real face, and said 'BOO!' and I made a devil face.
He crawled up the walls.
He "woke up", and looked at his hands.
I walked by, and tossed Bubba in. "C'mere, Boy. You sure got perdy, eyes."
I changed into Kamapua'a, and grinned madly at him.
Raven popped up from the floor, and he screamed in terror. He ran into his cellmates. "Give me a hug."

He woke up. We tracked him in astral. The Beast picked up his trail, and Raven had something with her, a tracking device.

We went into his room. Raven became demon girl. He sat up in bed. Raven crawled on him and screeched in his face. His eyes bugged out. he like back down and closed his eyes.
Raven sat on his chest and beat him. "You are dreaming!" she said madly. Induced SP.

I became a Hawaiian warrior, and multiplied myself. I walked through the room, a band of Nightmarchers. I chanted, "You are unrighteous!" in Hawaiian.

He went back to sleep. We followed him, and dragged him into a Dark Void. I turned into Fear Form, a ball of flesh, surrounded by cybernetic limbs, mainly legs, with all kinds of blades and scissors, with hypodermic needles pointing out of my body. Spiders, snakes, and centipedes pour out of trap doors on my body, and my eyes are portals. Raven became Queen of Night, then, a type of harlequin.

He got sliced. Raven rode a unicycle.
We tossed him to the Lava Minotaur. He went to Hell.
He prayed, and appeared in FA prison again.
I summoned a pig-headed cop to go into his cell.

Now for the other one. "She needs lesson."
"I know."

"No, mommy no!" I held Raven down.

Raven became monster girl.
"Oh my God!"
"Come here, Mommy! Don't you want to hit me? Doesn't it feel good, you crazy bitch?"
Raven became a giant.
Mommy ran off into the jungle.

Raven became a shaman. Mommy ran up my temple steps. A human sacrifice. As she burns, she sees a vision.
"This is what happens to mommies who beat their children!"
FIRE.
Induced FA.
She is in court. She is sentenced to jail. "You are a horrible mother."
She cries alone in jail.
I come to her, merged with Michael. I tell her that she can change her ways. I can do soul healing on her.
"No! What if it hurts?"
"You may cry."
"Then, no, yes. Okay."
Raven and I formed an angel vortex, and spun around her.
She cried, there was black tar stuff all over her. It was gross.

Astral. Frost Giant grabbed both of them, and took them to his cave, and mummified them. Donald was in a cage. They are within dream within dreams within dreams.

I've gotta ask....

Do you seriously think the whole government thing is real, or do you think they're just dream characters?

Originally Posted by lilacalil

I've gotta ask....

Do you seriously think the whole government thing is real, or do you think they're just dream characters?

http://www.psychicwarrior.com/

Originally Posted by lilacalil

I've gotta ask....

Do you seriously think the whole government thing is real, or do you think they're just dream characters?

"Everything you can think of is true" - Tom Waits

Originally Posted by lilacalil

I've gotta ask....

Do you seriously think the whole government thing is real, or do you think they're just dream characters?

I don't think they're DC's. As for whether they exist on this physical plane, I don't really know. Either this plane or a parallel world similar to ours. I am hoping it's a parallel world. My brother was always talking about big conspiracies (eg. he wouldn't get a flu shot due to possible mind control drugs in it), but I always brushed those ideas off. This stuff sounds a lot like his conspiracy theories... we lost my brother to a heart attack 3 years ago... If I let myself get too caught up in conspiracy theories I'll start wondering if his heart attack was from natural causes... Maybe I should find his spirit and find out more from him...

That flu shot thing is uh.. freaky.
I hate injections anyway, because of the needles.