Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

In a dream I had lastnight two girls were saying back and fourth
"you moma has a fat lip"
the other replied
"No you moma has a fat lip'
this went on for 5 or so mins

Well a few weeks ago I had a really wierd dream(non-lucid) an one of my friends was in it but he was bald..

ME: hey...why are you bald?
FRIEND: ...to play checkers
ME: oh i wish i could do that

Originally Posted by Yume.no.ato

I was talking to a friend in a non lucid dream, and for the life of me I still have no clue how this came up, but I said,

"Nothing was ever the same since we found out my dad was Sabrina the Teenage witch"

LMAO.

Last night in my non-LD, some DC said, "That's right, make a deep sleep in the dirt." Apparently because everyone was sleeping on the dirt.

I was a doctor that worked on a cruise ship, and this lady came over to me complaining that she felt seasick.

Me: Try looking at the horizon. That should help.
Her: I don't think so...
Me: Really, it works for a lot of people.
Her: I doubt that.
Me: Come on, just try it.

The dream shifts to her point of view as she looks at the horizon. Only a moment later, the horizon jumps out of view and all you could see was ocean. Turned out a giant squid was attacking the ship and wrenched it to one side.

The lady promptly threw up all over the deck and said, "I told you it wouldnt work."

I was having a wet dream. And I was doing this girl. and then she says: "Goodbye, I lied to you." Then she turned into a spider on the ground. I tried to tell her that I didn't care if she was a spider, so she would please turn back into a human so I could finish. But, she didn't listen to me, and I was all having weird feelings (asexual, purely emotional) towards spiders for the next week in real life. I was about 12 then. LOL.

Originally Posted by Moonlit_Jade

I was a doctor that worked on a cruise ship, and this lady came over to me complaining that she felt seasick.

Me: Try looking at the horizon. That should help.
Her: I don't think so...
Me: Really, it works for a lot of people.
Her: I doubt that.
Me: Come on, just try it.

The dream shifts to her point of view as she looks at the horizon. Only a moment later, the horizon jumps out of view and all you could see was ocean. Turned out a giant squid was attacking the ship and wrenched it to one side.

The lady promptly threw up all over the deck and said, "I told you it wouldnt work."

ahahahha!

Same thing happend to me Parakonstantius, except she turned into a dog, nd started to uhh.... anal me.....
it was horible (I was lucid the whole time) When I felt it, I Jumped up and she said "Whats wrong?! Dont you like it?"
I dont have those kinds of fellings with dogs though.

Originally Posted by Parakonstantius

I was having a wet dream. And I was doing this girl. and then she says: "Goodbye, I lied to you." Then she turned into a spider on the ground. I tried to tell her that I didn't care if she was a spider, so she would please turn back into a human so I could finish. But, she didn't listen to me, and I was all having weird feelings (asexual, purely emotional) towards spiders for the next week in real life. I was about 12 then. LOL.

I had something similar happen - I once dreamed I smoked, and for the next week I was sticking pens in my mouth without noticing.

I was going to a swimming pool with my girlfriend, and the life gaurd i guess was like "how long?" I puled out my shlong so she could measure it with her ruler. Then she was like "OK. Go ahead." lol

I saw this rock star and he pulls out this oreo cookie and he says, "Oreo's, oreo's would float your boat probably." And I smiled and said, "I'm sure they would...if they were your oreos."

I woke up laughing with the taste of cookie in my mouth.

So, I am watching the Oprah show (no, don't do this IRL). And the host is a guest host. She is on because Oprah is pregnant. And a long tube is going to produce Oprah's biological baby, so the host (DC) says: "Now, usually, Oprah uses her own vital organs to produce offspring, but not this time!" The host points to the screen where a baby is being hurtled down an ugly, sticky rubber tube. LOL. Strange indeed

Originally Posted by magical mike

Same thing happend to me Parakonstantius, except she turned into a dog, nd started to uhh.... anal me.....
it was horible (I was lucid the whole time) When I felt it, I Jumped up and she said "Whats wrong?! Dont you like it?"
I dont have those kinds of fellings with dogs though.

I wasn't sexually charged towards spiders, I just had an emotional attachment to them. An attachment that I would describe primarily as sadness (that I didn't finish). Your example is very strange. Why did you let the dog do it if you were lucid? Just wondering.

Parakonstantius

Originally Posted by Parakonstantius

So, I am watching the Oprah show (no, don't do this IRL). And the host is a guest host. She is on because Oprah is pregnant. And a long tube is going to produce Oprah's biological baby, so the host (DC) says: "Now, usually, Oprah uses her own vital organs to produce offspring, but not this time!" The host points to the screen where a baby is being hurtled down an ugly, sticky rubber tube. LOL. Strange indeed

That sounds like you vividly saw someone's miscarriage or something

Originally Posted by Parakonstantius

I wasn't sexually charged towards spiders, I just had an emotional attachment to them. An attachment that I would describe primarily as sadness (that I didn't finish). Your example is very strange. Why did you let the dog do it if you were lucid? Just wondering.

Parakonstantius

No I dint let the dog do me, I like uhhh felt it trying, then I Imediatly jumped up..

I Had a dream last night, that a friend was staying over.. and he brought some kinda thing that you could fly into the air with.. I Dreamed it was lost, and that I told this guy, and he started talking about how he slammed peoples heads into the soda machines, after thay put there money in it, and he slams there heads on the soda he wants, and he gets the soda...
He asked me "Dont you do that all the time?" I thought how strange but I just said "Yeah"

A girl was holding my hand and walking with me down the halls of my school, btw i have not even talked to this girl in like 2 years.

One of our teachers walked by, whose name is "Mrs. LM", but the girl holding my hand said "Say hi to Mrs. Rogerfields!". So i said "Hi, Mrs. Rogerfields!"

"You just won a brand new iPod Red! Experience power like never before!"
WTF? iPod Red?
EDIT: Maybe something to do with product(RED)?

kind of like redtube? lol jk

holy crap that is too much of a connection lol

"Experience touch like never before"

Originally Posted by Hercuflea

"Experience touch like never before"

Um... That's not the quote. Do an RC now. Maybe this is all a dream.

Originally Posted by Brakesela

In the lobby of a movie theatre with George Bush and his assistant.

Assistant: "" Mr. President if all candidates get 260 votes then we will have a one million way tie."

Bush: "I guess it's time that I unleash Donkey Kong."

George Bush would probably say that anyway... wait, Senior or Junior?

Lol!

Me: Kritika (girl I like)! We're dreaming!
Kritika: I don't care. I'm still gonna avoid you.

Last night I had a non LD where I was the Joker from The Dark Knight and Jack Nicholson was in it too. We were robbing a bank.

Me: I hope you still have your (makes sawing motion)
Jack: Yeah, it's in my belt.

Companion: So wait... How do these gates work?
Me: How the fuck do I know? It just does! Okay?
Companion: Woah! Like Stargate?
Me: Yea, sure... Like Stargate...
Companion: Sweet... Oh shit they're closing!
Me: Actually, they're opening...
Companion: Hm... Weird door design... I wonder who built it?
Me: Probably someone who watched too much Stargate...
Companion: I'll say!

We then walked in...

Originally Posted by Delphinus

Companion: So wait... How do these gates work?
Me: How the fuck do I know? It just does! Okay?
Companion: Woah! Like Stargate?
Me: Yea, sure... Like Stargate...
Companion: Sweet... Oh shit they're closing!
Me: Actually, they're opening...
Companion: Hm... Weird door design... I wonder who built it?
Me: Probably someone who watched too much Stargate...
Companion: I'll say!

We then walked in...

Where were you going?

Um... To find my pet Peachy... It was a weird dream... In mah DJ now.

The way in was an intricate gate, and I placed an odd egg on one platform. This conversation started while I put the egg down.