I heard about this.. How the hell is this good news? He is fucking around with the fabric of space-time.
Um... who is?
I doubt he can do it anyway. We are not ready for time travel. We know NOTHING about it.
...this isn't a time machine, you dolt. And we know everything about the spacetime fabric ever since Albert Einstein described it flawlessly.
Hey it doesn't matter if a make a black hole! At least I'll make a scientific discovery!!
Have you ever considered the possibility that you know fuck all about physics but the people making the particle collider do??

Tell me why a particle collider should create a large black whole. Go on, if you're such an expert.

Or you could just be quiet. It doesn't matter how many people with no knowledge of physics say 'ooh it might make a black whole!!' or 'ooh it might reverse gravity!!' or 'ooh it might turn everybody into blocks of iron!!', nobody is going to listen to you.