let me tell you that in fact I have discovered that Pinocchio actually DID say those things. I looked it up, and have verified it 100%.
Whatever you say. How ridiculous. I was quoting Einstein not Pinocchio. That was only a joke because you were so paranoid that you thought it might be Pinocchio.

And now you say you have verified that it was quotes by Pinocchio but you don't want to post the evidence because you will appear paranoid? I think you already appear paranoid enough.