Thread: Crappyest break up letter EVER!

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

From the sounds of it, you are a dick. Especially since you presented her at her worst (when she's pissed off and vindictive) and you still just sound like a dick. And to top it off, you are broadcasting your personal life and hers on the internet.

Wow, you are an emofuck asshole.

I hope you're joking. Because you made me laugh.

That makes two of us.

Three of us!

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Slayer, your only girlfriend is your right hand.

How do you know he's not left handed or ambidextrous? I guess the second one would make him polygamous.


Oh, I lol'd as well.

Originally Posted by Pensive Patrick

I hope you're joking. Because you made me laugh.

I'm serious, but I put it in a comical way.

To be completely serious about the subject for a moment. Reality_is_a_dream is obviously a child. The fact that the obviously immature girl who wrote that letter still is able to be more grown up than him is a testament to that. He treated this girl poorly and wants us all to laugh along with him at her expense when she is down. He says all he did wrong was treat her like a friend, which shows that he obviously doesn't know how much it hurts to be treated with such a luke-warm attitude by someone you care for. He says now that it doesn't bother him at all that she's mad at him, which makes me wonder what he was even in the relationship for in the first place. He obviously wasn't truly friends with the girl even though thats how he admits treating her, and so we must assume he was lying to her for 6 months for his own reasons; possibly just to be seen having a girlfriend. This opens up the possibility that he's in the closet, or maybe the whole time he was trying to get at her friends through her like he alluded to later on in the thread.

All in all, I foresee a string of bad relationships in his future, until the time comes when he learns how to actually treat other people with respect.

I have to admit, Xaqria, you do make a handful of good points. But the puropse of me posting the letter was to "kick her when she was down"? Oh course not! I posted it to get a few laughs, and to make sure I wasn't in denial about this being funny. I feel bad that her view is skewed to this point, that she want's me to tell her I loved her after a short 6 months. Does "Love" devolope after 6 months between two 15 year olds? I think not. I think she needs to "need" less, and accept that not everyone is perfect. And if I was "in the closet", I would have gotten someone that I was seen with; the only time that we were "together" was online and when I was at her friends house (my neighbor). And I was kidding about wanting a shot with them.